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>>687372761
>Hello, smoothskin.
>>687372761
>>687373101
get out of here with your weak memes
>>687373284
>>687373298
>>687372990
/thread
>>687373391
>>687373451
>>687372761
hurry peeeps post more before the thread is taken over by titties
>>687373738
FUCK
Choking in your own blood is already one of the worst way to go, never mins having your head smashed too
Someone post the video of the gorilla killed in the zoo to save a boy.
If there is a webm, better.
>>687375361
bueller?
>>687374141
I think as soon as he was hit, he probably couldn't think straight, concussion would be pretty instant with a hit like that. So he probably didn't even fully realise he was dying.... I hope at least.
Why are these sandniggers still nigging?
>>687375627
What?
I just want this fucking video of the gorilla killed in the zoo to save a boy, even donald trump talked abiut this shit.
Whats going to be rekt is this thread when its banned OP.
>>687376274
Shush newbie - lurk more
>>687377562
that made my foot hurt
Mehdi jtai bien niker tes morts hahahahha
up
>>687376500
nice winrate loser
>>687380734
i didnt know this was you rekt you lose... The tittle
>>687375182
That fucking eye movement.
>>687382000
Hitler trips witnessed
>>687382000
Checked.
>>687381454
dafuck?
>>687375182
What happened here?
>>687373738
Christ. Poor fucking guy.
>>687381454
>>687382670
Story is the woman was actually cooking meth in the car
Does the ACID video exist ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>687384518
I have yet to see it
>>687384518
i dont think so, i havnt even heard that there was a video, just that they executed them via acid
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>>687382847
Fucker got degloved. just damn.
>>687382603
Holy fuck, nearly got some free advertising. luckily it was blured.
>>687383723
Det cord?
>>687383723
Just tackle the guy, worst case scenario he shoots you in the head.
>>687386176
Shit now hes going to be a paraplegic.
>>687381940
Rocket League.webm
Anyone got the picture of the nigger in a field with his dick in his mouth?
>>687386116
How the fuck is that the worst case?
The worst case would be they grab you and torture you to death. Fucking idiot.
>>687385895
oh snap!
>>687386583
But they just casually stand there like "im going to let this cunt kill me"
Who does that?
>>687386688
>Implying getting blown up by a mortar would hurt.
Why risk getting tortured to death when you are going to die anyway.
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>>687386827
How do you know they don't torture you before they execute you
>>687386973
Cock and ball torture
>>687372761
i can't tell what this cunt is laughing at. better not be me
>>687386827
theyre on a ton of tranqulizers if they havent been lobotomized
>>687385605
i dont get wtf she was trying to do...
>>687387332
That's because you're stupid.
I like to deshakerize my shit
>>687388092
Was he outside ?
>>687388092
that is a lucky motherfucker.
>>687373738
I think that doesn't even hurt
>>687388625
Why wouldn't it?
>>687387332
thing is, you're probably not from real north
this video is from russia, and this women had a problem with frozen lock on a fuel filler flap
>>687388805
well it would, for about 5 seconds before everything goes black and you experience everlasting nothingness
>>687386062
probably. instant death painless
>>687381454
she just walked out of the car so easily and not burnt
>>687388426
What a fuckin faggot hahaha!
>OC
>>687386116
tackling requires the use of arms ya fool
>>687386688
getting blown up from a mortar would be instant and painless
>>687389112
headbutt cunt
>>687386688
at some point you just give up, totally normal thing to do psychologically speaking
>>687377562
This reminds me of that scene from golden eye
>>687389017
Sauce
>>687389303
what a waste of good pussy
>>687385895
oh shit did he died?!?!
>>687389786
the pussy still good bruh. Thats just her head
>>687385605
>what is this bitch doing
>hey dumbass
>oh shit
>I'm outta here
>>687385827
He actually did live, no joke. Miracle.
>>687389816
He got fired
>>687389998
Completely immobile, I imagine?
>>687389088
I don't get it your married? Where's the rekt
>>687373917
>my ancestors are smiling upon me imperials
Anons is there a way you can have sex with a 5 yr old without hurting them?
>>687388000
sauce?
>>687389017
Sauce?
>>687389250
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yeah that'd work, might as well just spit on him
I cum to this almost daily. Just, her struggle then her acceptance
>>687390135
no, his helmet came of and shut the engine off before his skull could
>>687388000
dafuq is this?
>>687382603
NIGGA'S EYES IS MOVIN
>>687390303
This is older than your grandmothers pussy
>>687389940
damn...
>>687390307
Damn, he's lucky. No doubt Health & Safety came once they heard that.
>>687384522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
Flexy
>>687390135
full recovery
there's a grate before the spinning jet blades of deth that stops anything larger than a pigeon from being ingested by the jet engine
>>687390216
be 5 years old
>>687388625
>Getting your skull smashed.
>Throwing up blood.
>Doesn't even hurt.
Takata airbag
>>687385605
Kek she actually tried to blow it out
>>687390923
>>Throwing up blood.
from your fucking nose
>>687388065
Lets get some more watermarks on that shit... maybe convert the video a few more times.
>>687391199
Choking on said blood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHX4QwEM1Ug
pwnd
>>687391246
horses are terrible people
>>687388816
Thing is you're really lying.
>>6873915 you can tell he played gta
>>687389940
I'll have to add this to my collection. Thanks for posting /b/rother.
>>687390307
You guys are so full of shit.
>>687392315
What allowed him to survive was the design of the A-6 engine (the J-52). It has a long protruding ‘bullet’ or cone that extends in front of the first stage fans. When he was sucked in, his arm extended above his head which caused his body to wedge between the bullet and inside wall of the intake. Lucky for him, his cranial and float coat were sucked in first causing the FOD’d engine which prompted the pilot to cut the throttle (commanded by the Shooter who moves into the frame kneeling and moving his wand up and down). It took almost 3 minutes for him to push his way out of the intake after being sucked in.
>>687386116
Their hands and feet are bound. I doubt they're told what's going on.
>>687391388
I work at a place that has a 90% asian student body and i always stop for these fuckers. They always wave me to pass but i don't take any chances. It doesn't help that they like to cram on the way to class so most of them have their eyes glued to a phone or a book. Seriously these guys walk around with 0 situational awareness.
>>687390303
but my gram is only 31
>>687386176
NEVER WALKING AGAIN
>>687383723
omg, you can see the nerve gas at the end.
>>687391258
>That fucking dance as he walks off
gets me everytime
>>687386176
>filename
Topkek
>>687386176
Now you're paralyzed from the neck down instead of the waist down
>>687383723
See they're nice, they hand out medals to people.
>>687391794
>Prank #1
>Throw a fucking tire at people
>>687387290
they are conditioned not to fight
every day they are told "its just for video, we make ransom, no worry you live"
and they dress them up, put the bomb around their necks a take out the video camera.
do this 7 or 8 times and they think its just another video.
>>687386176
Fucking professional mattress tossers. WTF
>>687388065
it's missing the World Star Hip Hop mark
>>687385895
I remember when this happened. Dumbass pilot forgot what lift is.
>>687392040
holy shit wasn't expecting that.
>>687386273
Somebody's had to have stuck their cock in one of those
>>687386176
At least he already knows how to use a wheel chair.
>>687386062
The red "rope" was det cord and the cord was looped into the main charge of the mortar rounds.
At least it was a nearly instantaneous death with a lot of overkill, if any death was painless, that one was. The least the savages could do to their captives.
>>687391565
nailed it
>>687392636
I remember seeing this on 1000 ways to die... and he actually did live apparently
>>687392040
kek, I was expecting them to get run over on the road
>>687389998
>>687390307
lel you are a victim of damage control
>>687392315
this guys got it
>>687383723
1 Why doesn't one of them just kick him in the balls or something?
2 I could swear I saw the second guy blown up in another vid
>>687392468
That is such a shame, losing something as valuable as that. I'm sure the bike will be missed.
>>687382603
Dude this looks like it was filmed in somebody's backyard lol
>>687388000
What the fuck is this shit
>>687384518
They used acid in the video where they drowned them in a cage. Hence why they were all foaming at the mouth. Is there a new one?
>>687392315
Not. This was in a documentary and I remember this clip exactly. He gets pulled in and immedietly puts his hands out against he side of the turbine. Pressing his body to the inside of it and giving just enough resistance for one of his gloves and helmet to fly off and stop the engine. Because of the backwards air flow none of the shrapnel damaged him. He was actually fine. Damaged but lived. http://www.cubebreaker.com/navy-man-sucked-into-jet-engine-and-survives-watch-now/
>>687389998
I remember having to watch this exact video during tech school in the Air Force. Can confirm, that dude does live
>>687395906
i dont beleive the cage video used acid, im pretty sure it was a swimming pool
>>687388000
Fake
>>687377562
kinda looks like fun tbh
>>687391794
He's not even funny, just a jerkish asshole. Only watched it all the way through in the hopes he'd get shot.
>>687392315
This is true, his helmet got wedged in between the blades and stopped the engine.
>>687373400
fuck off you fag
>>687392468
That's what happens when you ride your motorcycle without and boots or shoes on. What an idiot!
>>687389645
>>687390245
looked like either uv blue, that gay hypnotic shit or possibly blue kool aid.
either way she called it blew drank
>>687394741
it's crazy that they filled the mortar rounds with nerve gas. where did they get it? the russians?
>>687398243
>nerve gas. where did they get it?
Actually, the US sold some to Sadaam in the 80's as a pesticide on their food crops. But, do you know what they did with it?
>>687398627
Used it as pesticide on their food crops?
>>687391820
no worries newfag. Don't let your mom see it
>>687391794
where is the temple to this god
>>687387279
another bites the dust
>>687387279
no aftermath vid/pic?
>>687388584
please explain
>>687391674
no man, i live here and i know this shit
i own fucking GAZ-24
>>687398725
why not? she sees my penis in her bum after i vidyatape it
>>687393373
kek
>>687385895
I've seen this before. But that file name lolol
>>687396433
can't fool this one, the frothing was nerve gas
>>687397151
that's probably the general consensus amongst those here with a brain
>>687385827
what a dumbass
>>687397455
>implying boots and shoes would have prevented it
>>687382603
nigga used twixtor to do slow motion
>>687400214
nothing could have prevented my load in ur mum
>>687385827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF3Iz7b95-8
>>687385827
watch me swoink right in
>>687390929
is he ok?
>>687391246
nerve gas
>>687381454
khaleesi, the unburnt, breaker of chains
>>687400951
I'm sure he's fine, a couple stitches and he'll be right as rain.
>>687400837
shit got any sauce or moree?
>>687401164
kek
>>687387686
"Janitor saves cat"
>>687393963
Hes clearly playing ring toss
>>687389940
hoe inside a hoe
>>687401336
no, found it on k
>>687401834
hoeception
>>687389940
>>687401834
She couldn't handle it.
>>687388528
lmfao wut a cunt
>>687389017
why the fuck is that shit blue?
>>687400756
woah easy on the edge dude you might fall off
>>687390235
>>687390514
>>687395442
>>687396485
it's called Hanging Asphyxiation Bagged. some weird fucks get off by being choked. others go even "extremer" like that fucking degenerate you just witnessed. not fucking fake faggots. there you go.
>>687386531
Where can I find more like this?
>>687403036
yur mum knows all about it ehe?
>>687403076
right here faggit
>>687373738
He got rokt al the way
>>687400837
>>687401928
are these off of a documentary or something?
>>687380734
Metal Slug
>>687403180
i forgot summer is here.
>>687385848
made me giggle :-)
>>687403535
you forgot ur a faggot and thats why ur here in the first place
>>687387731
nigga shot taylor swift :(
>>687380734
the name killed me lmao
>>687403274
Show me more
murderers of nature
>>687388752
You monster
