>>687371994
Have you done the deed with any of them?

>>687372077
No
Not for lack of them trying though

Please do tell!

>>687372287
Them trying? oh so they have groped or come on to you?

>>687371994
post lewd

>>687372390
>groped
Not really but there was this one time at the local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hnds down your neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers way to long and feels my abs up before she slips out
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>better watch that girl

>>687373651
that is not a lewd enough story anon. you need to at least double the lewdness.

chcek em

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>>687373651
more

>>687372390
>come on to me
If you are remotely good looking and charming and work with girls that age then you will eventually be come in to.

It's cute.

I try to diminish it though as the harder they crush on you the less they will like you after that crush wears off. And it will.

It's funny to see the girls fight over if I'd make a better step father or big brother.

>>687373895
Lewdness got the last thread pruned so I'll try to tone it down.

>>687374356
True. Specially when you are trying to bone her mom.

>>687374471
Fucking faggot. Double down or shut up.

>>687374471
thats probably the only reason why anyone, myself included, is hanging out. But do your thing.

Do you feel like the girls in your troop are gaining anything? Think any of them will go on to do venture scouting or will most of them say fuck it?

>>687374471
lack of interest is going to get this thread pruned m8

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

tell us some good fiction.

>>687374471
Tell us more. Interest is not lacking. How did you get into that position?

>>687375489
My favorite quote here
2nd favorite is something about having big cums of something or other..

Do you get to take them camping?

>>687374086
More groping?

>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to ephasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I appologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
She had a major crush on my lil brother and he just ignored her. Both me and her pals suspected him to be homosexual after that.

What age group are you taking care of? What does the job consist of?

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>>687375112
I'm running the best section in my corp so when the girls move up they usually find the activities sub par and quit.
This might sound like boasting but it also has to do with the other leaders being bad at what they do. Those of my girls who stay scouts usually do it because of friends or finding a scout bf. If they manage to stay on until they get to be assistant leaders then they stay.

Alright fuck the no-lewd clause then, ask me anything. It might not be the most exiting answers but I swear to only tell the truth.

>>687376876
Get to see any of them nekid?

>>687376876
What's the most lewd thing to happen so far?

>>687374356
>>I try to diminish it though as the harder they crush on you the less they will like you after that crush wears off. And it will.

How did you learn this?

>>687375931
We camp a lot.
Camping is the heart of scouting for me.

>>687376045
I used to be in charge of 8-9yo but now a days it's 12-14yo.

>>687375714
Took over a troupe at a really young age with some other scout friends. was asked by the previous leaders that just wanted to hand it over to some one so they could fuck off to college up country.

Opportunity and having some one established ok you is how you get to be a leader here.

>>687376876
not even sure what to ask.. Im pretty sure we both know the reason we are at this shithole of a website though. Tell away.

>>687377701
More please..
More lewd too

>>687376876
>Alright fuck the no-lewd clause then, ask me anything. It might not be the most exiting answers but I swear to only tell the truth.

Fucking attention whore.

Fiction the truest menstrual story, cuz you know that shit didn't happen.

How many girls in total? How many of them would you guess are not virgins?

How many of them are fatties?

Anyone else getting a little hot in here, or is it just me

Ever accidentally seen them in a partially clothed state? Have they ever accidentally seen you in an partially clothed state?

Just add 15 to any age, problem solved.

Do you ever have one sit on your lap or have lots of body contact?

>>687378257
just you m8

Did OP die from a Girl Scout assassination attempt?

If you go this slow with your lolies they will be of age before shit gets interesting.

>>687377222
No.
You get involountary flashes of everything though. Older girls have learned not to do these things a younger girl haven't
>partly see through swimming suit/bikini
>acrobatics with a loose top and nobra
>bensing forward in loose clothing
Etc

>>687377387
Uh I'll type something up later. Just wait.

>>687377651
I have had many a young girl crush on me. They all pretty much despise me or just ignore me now that they have grown up. Think of it like this: it's like how they loved 1d/bieber/5sos when they were younger but are ashamed of their love mow that they are 3 years older and oh so much more mature.
Now sure I have a few older women despise me too but at least I gave them a reason to.

>>687377965
10-15 girls at any given time. All of them virgins. If they discover partying/boys and lose their virginity they quit scouting as it's not something cool girls do.
So yeah, I'm sadly also good at spotting the change in behaviour and attitude when young girls lose their virginity.

>>687379287
so none of them have ever turned 18 and been down to bang? have you tried?

>>687379287
>I'm sadly also good at spotting the change in behaviour and attitude when young girls lose their virginity.

Give us some pointers? How to tell?

>>687380000
checkin' em

>>687380000
if you look carefully you can see whether or not there is a dick inside them

Are those merit badges or just cum stains?

>>687378186
Very few, about one at any given time.
Fatties are rare at our troupe because
>europoor
>local area is rich upper middle class so either the wife or husband is chosen for their looks = few fatties
>our scouting is physically demanding and only one fattie has not quit us
>our sister troupe are sailor scouts and have less demanding activities so the fatties go there instead

>>687378454
Sure, nip slips and pantie shots are common if you camp together.
Some of the cheekier girls have been known to spy on us leaders when we go naked sauna. We wear swim trunks now becuse of that.

>>687378493
Oh lots of body contact. I believe in it as a way of bonding so there's a lot of piggy back, tickling, lap sitting, hair braiding and the occasional back massage. Hugs too.

Once two girls started to fight over who's turn it was to sit next to me so I had to make a schedule. It was a bit embarassing as this was in front of the other leaders.

>>687380846
Shit.. Euro. I'm gonna guess this could never happen in the prude USA

>>687371994
Into loli by any chance?

How many of them would you plow if given the chance?

What sort of come on would it take to break your will and make you finally go for it?

Terribly sorry for my slow typing anons. Bear with me.

>>687379950
Lots of them have turned 18+ but thing is that either they have crushed and are over me or they just aren't interested as they have grown so much in the same time I've only gotten slightly older. The difference in respect and perception is more equal and therefore I'm less interesting. No matter, they are by far the cutest and best to hang out with when they are 12-17 anyways.

>>687380000
Well getting a bf and suddenly acting more superior to the girls acting goofy (how immature). Also demanding more respect from us leaders as they are clearly more mature suddenly. My guesses are usually corraborated by their friends tattling to me about how they are un-virgins now.
You can easily tell but only if you have known them for a while.

>>687371994

I'm going to assume that you've learned to love and be proud of these girls, so with that in mind, please remember that they trust you with their lives. Sure, its cute to share stories with friends... but no one here is your friend.

>>687382174
this may be the least lewd thread I have ever seen on /b/

I was expecting at least a walking-in-on-lesbianism story

>>687381275
I've told like a tenth of this to some burger scout leaders and they told me that being a male girl scout leader was a federal offence.

>>687381513
No loli. I do appreciate that DFC though.

>>687381686
My lawyer told me not to answer that.

>>687382141
Dunno. Most use the innocent crush route. If they look the part and try a more adult seduction I dunno what I'd do. I once turned down an all girl 14yo birthday slumber party with this in mind.

>>687382747
I speak only the true true so lewd are in realistic proportions.

>>687383461
Give us the lewd dewd.. We're gettin older already

>>687383461
>I do appreciate that DFC though.
Good man.

>>687382277
Your pure words shame me anon.
I do love them and I have twice ousted other male leaders who tried inappropriate things with my girls.
I am very dependable in my scouts eyes and I guess that's why they like me and feel safe to have their training crush on me.
Threads like these are for me to vent these inappropriate thoughts amongst
/b/tards. Don't worry, I will continue to be a good leader.

So if your five favorite scouts asked you to play blowjob roulette you'd decline?

>>687383938
Alright some lewd

>way back
>sleepover in a cabin
>kids are 8-9yo
>night time
>leaders sleep in one room
>two cots stacked on top along both walls
>jelly af as one leader shares his bed with this smoking other leader (his gf)
>she is giving him a back rub
>the cot on top has our young assistant
>very mature for her age, acts like a dependable 17yo
>she is 13
Cont

>>687384217
Is there any one particular girl that has you thinking these thoughts that you come here to vent?

>>687385253
Ok.. Nice. Continue

Bump while OP slowly greentexts

>>687385253
>she looks kinda like a very blonde and white mia kalifa. Unnaturally stacked with a cute overbite and a very slim frame.
>she is very physical, curls up in my lap at times, play fight to give bruises.
>at this moment, when my pal is getting a backrub, she is getting ready for bed
>she sits on the top cot and is sliding out of her jeans
>only witnesses are me and a very jelly female leader that is built like rebel wilson
>she is gloriously in only bra and panties and I try not to look
>she is about to slip into her sleepong bag when she looks under her cot and sees the couple having a backrub
>"oh anon I totally forgot I promised you a backrub today"
>I forgot too
Cont

(Doing small uppdates ao thread wont drop off)

>>687386631
Thanks

>>687386998
I am what I am cause I does what I does

>>687386972
Oh. Ok

>>687386972
>sleepong bag
With the amount of time it took, I thought you'd have time to check for mistakes.

>>687386972
>this very naive girl is now sliding down her cot and crosses over into my cot in her white lace panties and bra
>in front of everyone
>rebel wilson turns her back and tries to sleep in apparent jealousy
>beta male leader with a creepy crush on the 13yo glares
>couple looks on amused as
>she gets in my bed and sits on my ass after she practically ripped away my sleeping bag
>starts to massage my back
>not going so low as my ass but I get worked over
>it is a very good massage
>awkward small talk is had by the others
>I can feel her thighs but since Im on my stomach I can't see her in her glory

>>687388248
How did it end?

>>687388248
That's ok but we want more..

>>687388911
>jerked off into her oatmeal

>>687388248
>nearing the end of the best backrub in my life
>released endorphins make me woozy
>the usual pattern of me getting backrubs from her is that I let her cuddle in my lap for a while
>the usual backrub is clothed and us sitting up though
>when she is done she lays down on my back on top of me instead
>jesus christ her tatas
>I try to reroute my nervous system so those lonely and sparse sensory neurons on my back could give me more information
>she sighs
>I look to the side and couple anon is raising an eyebrow but giving me a sly smile
>this couldn't last though
>she suddenly gets off me
>"alright anon turn over and I'll do your front"
Cont

>>687389506
now I am getting interested.

>>687389506
>she slowly slides her feminine penis into my anus
>I came buckets

>>687389692
Edging so hard

OP was hoping for an inch worm festival.

>>687382174
>cutest when 12-17
>not a pedo
pick one

>>687389506
Interested..

Come on OP

>>687389506
>I'm suddenly not woozy
>DEFCON 1
>check if I has a boner
>miraculously no
>turn over
>I'm in loose boxer shorts and on my back
>smiling an innocent smile she straddles me half sitting/hovering on my crotch
>starts to work my pecs, arms and stomach
>being on my back I have full view of her
>I'll never forget that minute
>the inevitable happens
>boner is rising
>poking her in her crotch even
>she notices and freezes
>blushes
>"alright anon time to sleep"
>she scurries off me and I get a last glimpse of her fantastic behind as she climbs her cot.
>everyone else seem to be asleep or almost
>I can't sleep
>an hour later the couple sneaks out
>I heard from the guy later that couple gf got so horny from watching us that they had to sneak out and have sex on the toilet
>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
End

>>687391105
>as she rolls me over, her beef curtains get cause on the cot springs
>in the dark she thinks I did it and screams at me
>everyone wakes up to her screaming and bleeding from the vag
>arrested an now I give up my boypussy nightly

More please

>>687391888
No u

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>>687391596
>masturbating into the porridge

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>>687388248
>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
Spat out my drink.

>>687371994
"male girl scout leader" LMAO.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>687392419
I had a female scout troop leader when i was 7. It's not hard to believe that in a mature country with almost no nigs this could be normal.

bump for more lewdness and stories

>>687392126

Not as lewd but still

>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to unbutton her and slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck it the jeans rip
>ok
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>I need a solution
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>I am basically standing and hugging her with a towel
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ why are you trying me like this
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows show up
>we had landed on the wrong side of the fence
>flee from mad agressive bull
>managed somehow

bumping gently

>>687393170
>cows
>cops.

>>687371994
The poster girl/woman for the girl scouts image shown is my grandmother.
I think I have the original in a box somewhere. I'll have to go dig it out

>>687392720
Actually an all girls scout troupe is unusual in my country.
We are seen as a curiosity since most scout troupes are mixed.

>>687393380
For reals?

Please do anon.

>>687393380
..aaaand your here in /b/

I'm not surprised.. I'm impressed.

>>687393520
Can you narrow it down? Where are you geographically?

>>687393380
Better have vintage pictures of her tits to go with it faggot!

Now you have me wanting to do this OP. But I'm in burgerstan and it probably actually is a federal offence like the scout-tards told you.

>>687371994
how does one become a male girlscout?

I'll just be lurking in the thread

>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we disn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
Cont

>>687393837
>>687393730
I can't find the original but I have one of the first prints that she signed for me.

Just a sec

>>687394872
Cont

>>687394872
Yes continue..

>>687394872
Yesssss

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There she is

>>687395687
I am legit impressed right now.(0_0)

>>687395687
hey Bobby

>>687395984
Howdy!

>>687395687
Well I'll be damned
What are the chances?

>>687395687
Neat-o

>>687394872
COME ON OP, FUCK

>>687395687
cute nan anon, would molest

did op dieded?

>>687396283
Really tho.. Damn slow but good stuff

Come on op

Worst thread ever

>something almost happened
>but nothing did
>then something else
>but nothing

>>687394872
>scared shitless
>two girls giggle
>it's ballerina (did I tell her story about the acrobatics?) and a girl who looked exactly like bella thorne
>after the shock, I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>notice a third girl giving me a sceptical look
>they tell me she's a friend who accompanied them there to make sure they didn't go to a cabin to watch movies with some "pedophile pervert"
>ouch
>20m later we are all lying on the wide sofa getting scared shitless by this movie
>ballerina had a crush on me so she eeked happily while curling up on my left
>bella liked me and copied by monopolizing my right side
>poor 3rd girl was genuinely scared so she scrambled over her friends and practically lay on top of me
>this looks so bad right now it would be like a comedy if someone would come through the door and see us like this
>suddenly the door opens
Cont

>>687396473
>>687396263
>>687396227
>>687395870

Wonderful woman she was.
Lost her last year though, on mothers day.

>>687396976
...waiting.. ..again..

>>687396976
No you fucking didn't tell the acrobatic story damnit

Waiting....

>>687397888
checked

>>687395687
Well I'll be damned.
Impressive anon. Shit like this can only happen on the internet.

>>687396976
>Ballerina's dad is an overprotective autist the size of Hodor and goes by the nickname of Frankendad
>I was legit fearful for my life
>see a big looming shadow
>shiiiit
>"what's going on?"
>the tone is slightly accusatory but not angry
>praise Allah it's my big boned colleague who left work early to help me pack the movie equipment
>he scolds me lightly for how bad this would look if a parent walked in
>I never finished the Orphanage
>3rd girl started in our scout troupe the next week

>>687391888
>>687397888
Damn..

>>687397137
Sucks, anon
How old?

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>>687398486
92 of old age

>>687397137
>>687398660
God rest her soul

>>687395687
I am fucking impressed, anon.

Here is your "Not a faggot" badge.

Op?

Ops dead

oh shit they got OP

>>687397137
Sorry for your loss anon

And sorry all for the slow pace but I can't go faster.

>>687397478
Ok storytime about Ballerina
>blonde, braces, big eyes cute button nose
>went to a ballet school
>full of energy, bubbly personality
>always laughing, doing cartwheels
>had a crush on me, the only one who was kinda open about it
>did lots of acrobatics to impress me maybe
>on this day she was wearing white loose short shorts
>"catch my legs anon"
>she seemed to go for the assisted hand stand
>I catch her legs
>"ok now lower your hands and hold my waist"
>ok?
>suddenly she flings out her legs in a perfect split while hand standing
>very impressive
>it also suddenly put her crotch inches from my face
>loose linen shorts don't cover much when you do the split
>ordinary panties don't cover much either apparently
>she jumps on her feet and laughs embarassed and runs away
>I now live with the image of surprise underaged vagoo on my conscience
This was some years ago, she now has a bf that looks suspciously like me...

>>687400633
..aaaaand more please

>>687398889
Thank you, anon

The funeral was something to witness.
Her military career during WW2 warranted a large gathering.

Her and my grandfather survived Pearl Harbor together.

bump-a-reeno

>summer camp
>all ages of scouts
>I'm for some reason the swim guard of the day
>lots of small kids and their scout parents
>moms think I'm cute so they like me
>dads and other male leaders who don't know me think me suspicious for being a girl scout leader
>I bro it up with the teen boys and we water wrestle and play some water football
>then my girls arrive
cont

>>687371994
Have you ever had any misadventures with Aunt Flo, OP?

Continue op I'm enjoying these stories

bamp

>>687402821
this

>>687402170
>of note are two of the older ones
>Bella and Asian-chan are walking in all their 15yo splendour
>their bikinis are matching pink and black looking like something from the victoria secrets catalogue
>they are slightly laced, form fitting and very sensual
>super inappropriate on these two
>both have small bosoms augumented by their push up tops
>their bottoms are a different matter
>Bella has a thin frame with a gifted natural booty rivaling her name sake
>asia-chan has done her best with squats and running to fight her genetics for a similarly impressive yet smaller bum
>high cut showing lots of cheek
>I say what everyone is thinking
>cmon girls whats with your bikinis
>they look like sexy underwear
>tehee silly anon it's because they are
>victorias secret btw, not cheap you know
Cont

well thanks for the green text OP. Good times

>>687403650
Go on

>>687403998
I keep thinking it's gonna 404.
Good stuff OP. Please continue

>>687403650
>VC
>not cheap

tip of the iceberg anon

>>687403650
>me: change into proper swim wear
>grls: we didn't bring any
>me: well...
>grls: (full pout mode) are you saying we can't swim bc of this? Why isn't it ok like this?
>so they win
>I get told by Bella that I should work on my biceps and delts more and shave my chest
>as if I didn't know
>asia-chan takes offence at all this negative feedback and tries to talk me up
>"well I would be happy to have him as my bf I think he's cute"
>"oh for sure"
>thanks girls, all this in front of the other grown ups
>this is when Ballerina jumps on my back and stays glued there for the rest of the swim session
I didn't need to worry about making a bad impression though since the flag pole fell and almost hit some kids so that's what people talked about for the rest of that day.
I did get a pat on the back and "living the dream" from some boys dad.

>>687401057
While OP takes his sweet time. I must say that i'm quite impressed, anon.
Did you earn it? Are you a lazy fuck letting them sacrifice and fight for nothing?

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>>687405294
>living the dream

Pedo dad confirmed

>>687405294
your situation as awesome as it is has got to be hell. im glad you dont do anything, i wouldnt either. id hate to be around so much temptation though

>>687405771
15 is probably well over the age of consent in OPs country

>>687405771
>Implying you wouldn't bang some cute teens

>>687405371
I would say that I have "earned" it, yeah.

We're all lazy fucks to a certain extent.
We're here on /b/ for example.

But yeah, making good on what they did for me.

>>687405294
I'm always gonna want more OP. Long after the thread 404s the hunger will linger.

>>687405294
>that dad
One of us
One of us

>>687405916
It kinda feels like I'm in some farce comedy at times but otoh if I was one to fall for the temptation I would've done it years ago and wind up not being a scout leader. Young girls are actually very good at spotting pedos. Only oblivious and very depressed ones don't notice. They only push the envelope with teasing me because I have Elder God tier pokerface and don't get embarassed by this stuff. I also don't get embarassed since I've been through too much of these situations as my greentext testifies.

>>687380000
Holy shit
Check them like you check those quads

>>687406378
you fucking better!

>>687371994
How many times a day do people insinuate that you are just there to molest kids? I actually didn't think you could have have male leaders in a girlscout troop. I know we could have female leaders in boyscouts, but it was super uncommon.

>>687407208
those quads were checked like 3 hours ago bro

I need more stories daddy

>>687391596
great green text, thanks

Why girl scouts and not boy scouts?

>>687407570
>>687380000
And I'm still here waiting for more storytime

>>687407776
duh - faggot detected

>>687408044
nice dubs
but me too, op types with just his index fingers. but that makes sense hes a scout leader not a nerd sitting in front of his comp all day

Speaking of pedo dad we had an incident we called pedo mom.
>summer camp
>lots of younger kids with their non scout parents
>one mom with a shitty brat always had this pink morning robe on
>natty hair, sunglasses, coffe cup in hand
>leering at us young men
>sauna time
>me and pal has to babysit 10 8yo boys through proper sauna
>like the filthy socialists we are we must sauna in the nude for proper hygiene
>after sauna we run into ocean to rinse
>the camp had a very secluded sauna with good security because you can imagine guys trying to spy on the females
>well
>me and pal go in sauna with school of brats
>proper nudity, song and sweating commences
>time to run out for the first dip
>kids storm out cheering
>my pal is in front of me and he exits the sauna he screams
>"Abort abort"
>I'm confused and he tells me to quickly don my swim trunks
>we also apparently give no fucks about 10 boys maybe drowning themselves at that moment
>when we exit I see why
>pedo mom is standing right outside with a coffecup and a shit earing grin
>apparently she just had to take her son for a swim at that time and place what a councidence
>she chuckles disapointedly at our trunks
>other leaders laugh at us when we tell the story
>I'm kinda pissed
>still
>everyone started calling her pedomom after that so
>not to her face

>>687408608
We need more lewd stories about cute girls

>>687408857
This.. is why the thread is alive

bumping for moar. op has given me new fantasy fap material

>>687407570
Apologies, I had a class
Not all of us have time, I'm afraid :(

I want to kill myself

Come on OP.. tell the truth.. You are typing with your penis as a joke, right?

>>687407480
Not from burgerstan so not as often
I do get the stink eye from most dads though. Can't sit well with them to see me get hugs and fool around with their precious daughters at the age where they've stopped doing that with their dads.
Another sad fact is that people are are more prone to suspect ugly people of being pedo. I'm cute so I get a pass when my colleague get snides about being creepy even though he never touches the girls just because he is a fat neck beard.

>>687407776
Good q
Boy scouts are less prone to infighting and are easier to handle emotionally. At that age though they are markedly less mature but no biggie.
Girl scouts are nicer people though. And they won't try to knife or wrestle you.

>>687409588
>>687409888
i know it hurts when your dubs and trips go unchecked so

checked

>>687391888
>>687397888
>>687409888

More lewdness please

>>687406378
what did they do in the military?

this thread is actually about to 404 now op, if you got anymore stories start using all your fingers

>>687406378
no one successful is on /b/

>>687409888
Would you let your daughter's be girl scouts after everything you've seen?

>>687411249
...da fuck? you're life might suck but successful people are all over, faggot.

>>687408857
Ok lewd

Not the usual story but
>my scouts add me on social media
>usually they have different accounts for say instagram
>one public where their parents are added
>one secret private account for their homies
>I often qualify for their private account since I'm a bro or something
>years pass and they are older teens
>suddenly they post pics of their partying, drinking and similar
>lots of lewd pics to brag to their girl friends
>I notice I'm usually one of the few males on the list
>don't like/upvote/heart lewd pics because that would be creepy
>they probably forget I'm on the list
This is why I regularly get pics like
>sunbathing with friends
>locker room posing
>shopping and trying on clothes
>lewd posing
>bikini and swim wear
>artful nudes (no naughty bits)
>gym pics
And apparently taking a nude bubble bath in a cramped tub with your girls is something perfectly common.

>>687411537
I'm finding it hard to visualise what you are saying. could you post some examples to help?

>>687410782
Grandmother was a nurse
Grandfather was an engineer

>>687411806
Kek, seconded!

>>687411806
>>687411992
>what is reverse image search
fuck off white knights

>>687411313
Hell yeah!
Scouts are people but in general nicer people.
Maybe that entails nerdier and less cool people but also less assholes and psychos.
I'd heartily recommend girl scouting of at least my country's flavour.
>hearing about bong and burger girl guides and the innane boring stuff they do saddens me

>>687411537
dude you could totally hook up with the 18+. youre a fool if you dont. and youll regret not doing it when youre 30something

>>687411806
That would be wrong.
Also the reverse image search thing.

>>687412090
>what is private instagram account

if it's privately posted there's no backtracing.

>>687412090
>Baka-subs.com

>>687412316
m8 you are on 4chin posting stories about a 13-year old girl giving you sexy massages. Now you're having an attack of morals about posting unidentifiable 'tasteful nudes' of older girls?

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>>687372287
Mmm

>>687412184
Actually, I once had my then gf dress up in our scout uniform and fuck her senseless just to get it out of my system.

>>687412492
When fantasy hits reality. OP is as fake as the rest of the OC nudes.

>>687412492
Not morals.
More like fear of back tracking.

And if I post one nobody'll be satisfied unless I post more and so on.

>>687412766
good. im glad you did that. cause that sexual frustration can drive you mad

>>687371994
How fast is your waifu

>>687413034
if you reverse image search it and nothing comes up, everybody else will get the same results.

but eh, your call.

>>687413034
Totally off-topic
I rarely see "nobody'll" used in conversation.
Is that proper? Hits the ear wrong.

>>687413490
English as a second language much? Looks normal to me

>>687413490
Used often, anon.

>>687413490
i never see it typed but in conversation it sounds normal

>>687374471
all stories here are fiction and works of imagination, go apeshit op

>>687413034
Post something for us OP. Anything. You got us strung out on your addicting stories. Give us something..

>>687413034
Don't do it man.

>>687413490
Well I'm a non bong europoor so don't take my english as gospel.

>>687413923
You can not accurately say never because.. u kno.. he just did

op i have to work in the morn so im going to sleep, but im leaving this on auto so at least give me another greentext or 2 to read in the morn. your "job" (i dunno if you get paid or not) is fucking awesome.

Lurking for more..

>>687414010
Aight let me tell you about one thing we scouts are apparently very liberal about: nudity
This has changed but years ago it was like this in my land of europooria
>lots of sauna bathing
>sauna means nude
>the prudes just skipped it
>this was back in my teen days as a scout
>go sauna at camp with other teens
>super cute brunette friend surprisingly tags along
>unusual since naked sauna with strangers or just same sex was less awkward than with a girl I've known since she was 12
>she goes nude oh lawd
>sitting in sauna usually means covering naughty bits with towel
>coolface
>anon time for the first dip
>COOL FACE
Cont

>>687414393
Being a scout leader actually costs me money.
But I am more than reimbursed with love and all that shit.

>>687415264
well that just warms my fucking heart. keep on doing gods work

>>687371994

Do you like the new loaded doritos? I only tried the nacho cheese ones but they were alright.

>>687415007
Go, anon!
Go Go!

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dis dead yet
<what I think about op

>>687415007
>lose the towel
>run out the door
>run down rickety wooden stairs
>out on landing
>jump into ocean
>bliss
>now the part where we all stand around on the landing, stark fucking naked and shoot the shit
>me and beta creepy colleague from previous story talk to brunette cutie
>we are all pretending to not check eachother out while feigning disinterested small talk
>shit felt downright cosmopolitan
>I oogle brunette
>she was two years younger than my 18
>beautiful long hair
>jesus christos her knockers were absolutely beautiful
>much bigger than they seemed clothed, something I never knew was possible
>great areola and nipple placement oh blessed youth
>she didn't even cross her arms when we stood talking
>now's the part where I'm a faggot
>she's short and soft, no long legs or flat stomach but it looks great with her rolling hips and breasts
>but her thighs and ass are marred with cellulites
>turbovirgin as I was I didn't think non fatties could get cellulites
>everything is ruined I think
>also, she doesn't shave so she's sporting quite a bush
>porn had me conditioned to think young girls didn't have much hair down there
>Faggot me gives up forever on cute brunette
>even though our friends secretly voted us "most likely to fug"
Oh the regrets

>>687391888
Trips don't lie

Op? Something or someone caused you to bless us with your amazing history. Please tell us what brought you to us tonight?

>>687416787
Kek, you fucked you, Opee!

>>687416787
Bonus story on nudity back then
>big scout volleyball tourney
>15-18yo
>we rent a gymnasium
>janitor is apalled that we only open one change and shower room
>yup
>all boys and girls showered and changed together
>everyone was super cool about it
>no harassment
>no one skipped showering
>I learned what all my close girl friends looked like in the buff
Ah those were the days

>>687417134
Dunno, I needed to vent I guess.
All my normal friends assume I'm scouting for nookie so I can't talk to them.

I actually tried to make this thread yesterday and the day before and both threads went without other posters.
First thread today was pruned for some reason.

But thanks all for reading!

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girlscout webms anyone?

>>687418096
We can't have stuff like this in countries with nignogs. They just ain't like normal white people. They fuck as casually as Caucasians shake hands.

>>687418403
Post 'em if ya got 'em.

>>687418466
Huh.
You are assuming I'm white.

>>687418403
Oh god she's perfect.

>>687418746
Those tits got purple toward the end of the slaps

>>687418678
Euronig is nothing like burgerstan nig and you know it.

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I wish I was strong enough, I wish I had options, I wish I was mature enough to resist the feminine wiles of a young 13-18 year old girls.

I know if I was in the position I'd most likely take one I really liked out back and pound her fresh pussy hard. If it was a regular thing I'd prob get a vasectomy too so I could pump them deep until climax.

I have no self discipline and I'm almost entirely impulse driven.

>>687419182
Well all I know about clapistan I've learned from tv.

So I'm mostly ignorant about it I guess.

>>687419665
The stereotypes are all true. But there is some good here. I keep telling myself that anyway.

More pics or vids?