ITT: Jokes only oldfags will get.
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ITT: Jokes only oldfags will get.
Trips checked.
I'll tell you later...
>>687371962
:DDDDDDD
>>687371838
that makes you one too OP
i don't do drugs
Does anyone remember that dumb fucking ghost meme? I swear I got real tired of that shi-
>>687371838
lolling my ass off here at this classic
btw for you newfags it is supposed to say "2 out of every 3 people is a fag" and then they are like "im not a fag. me niether." then they look at you implying youre the faggot haha
>>687372427
we are all one
>>687372799
nice dubs. and yeah, shit was great. memes were danker back then.
>>687371838
row row fight da powa
>>687372691
it was teh sniper you ido...
>>687373373
It's idiot you retar--
Try me. Nothing Google can't solve that can make you think I'm an old fag
>>687373593
Its retard you idio-
>>687373373
oh shi--
>>687373666
SATAN CONFIRMS. IT IS RETARD.
>>687373666
satan confirms reta-
>>687373373
>>687373666
Sniper just killed satan.
>>687373718
it's coming up, im yelling milhouuuuse
>>687371838
something old i have saved
>>687373718
Hey look, a dank meme
Thanks for the fish
>>687372799
You're trying to hard, obv newfag
>>687373373
fuck oh shi-
What was that picture aggain with the costumed guy on a bike that looks like zoidberg?..the title was something like dfggfgh or something
>>687374118
top
fucking
kek
where my crescent fresh niggas at
>>687374266
nice dubs
every oldfag should know this one..
dunno why /b/ cant manage this shit nomore
>>687374479
Pool's open.
>>687374254
dsfargeg
Hey, guys, is that a snipe-
>>687371838
/b/ was never good dude
>>687374758
oh yeah if you didnt know snacks then fuck off
>>687374758
still not a screenshot from /b/
it never was
>>687374917
what board was it from?
OP is a CANDYASS ROODYPOO
>>687375008
softcore hardcore or some anime stuff
>>687374735
my sides
>>687374735
fuckin topkek ramen
>lel
>she epin b
>that fucking cat
>bel air
>Candlejack
>if dubs get milho
I just got this shit.
fuck you too, CAPTCHA
>>687375219
peter?
>>687375288
russian too jesus fuck..
i remember we could typer just nigger and bypass captcha
also wasnt moots tripcode nigger?
>>687375476
i got this one not long ago too.
and idk that sounds familiar though
>>687371838
Newfag here (been on here for 3 months) can someone explain some of the jokes in this thread? I want to have some decent knowledge.
Soon
OP here. I was scared to see this thread wouldn't take off. Nice to see there are still some decent folks around these parts.
>>687374479
>>687375655
i just got this.
>perfect
>>687376155
>english
I remember when captcha wasn't a thing
>>687376156
the captcha gods favor the oldfags
>>687376156
That one is fucking easy.
>heat is die
>no
>>687376349
Oh yeah?
I remember heaven.
He appeared in all sorts of threads
>>687376156
unbelievable
lulz
>>687376513
>heaven
>person
>inb4 was a joke
>>687376155
dubs for op.
yes i also love these threads.. i only find the old internet hate machine guys on 7chan really but its dead and overchan on deepweb. so its fun to remember the good days...to bad im 28 now and still here.
>>687377077
nice dubs btw
I wonder just how many of you remember this little beauty
>>687377170
this is too true.. plus I work so much I dont have time running around all night calling game stop asking for battle toads and having preachers read fresh prince of bellaire likes its a real story lol
>>687373373
Ok the sniper thing is so queer. You guys really need to find some fresh material.
Slim chance but does anyone remember that nigger that posted pics of himself at school with the younger girls last year
>>687377412
its a thread about OLD memes and culture.
sage in all fields
>>687374572
Someone called?
>>687371838
I've been here since the rock started cooking I'm a super old fag
>>687374479
a classic
>>687375219
Thought of candlejack right awa
>>687371838
anyone know where i can see the grifter i hear its one of the worst movies ever made by a /b/tard
Maybe?
Momma, I...
Bike Pizza
Obi Wan, I...
>>687377400
The myspace raids and tom green were pretty fun though
>>687373718
This will never be a fucking meme.
>>687378091
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU BASED ANON.
i havent seen that one in ages
Poland, I...
>>687377400
yo i know dat feel dude,my life got flipped upside down,with work
can't even take a minute to sit,
let me tell you how all these new fags think their all cool and shit.
just chilling with my /b/ros all,good till the new fags
got a hold of this place,
shootings happend and we were all like it's the rebellion my /b/ros till here come up the new fags,I begged and pleaded to them day after day to shut the fuck up.
years later you might not remember but we were all new fags too till moot showed up and guided us.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>687378490
THIS
>>687378290
my fuking sides
Bobby, I...
Whaza bobitty bo dopitty didja jus say? Ive a gos da gradubadaileated in da tops ov muh class in da Savey Neals, n I’s a volvedinbolved in da seckret raids un da Babyity zop Qaedea, n I gos ovah tree hunded pudding pops, ya see? Gorillarilla tobilla skilla wiggity warfare. SNIPES! Youse is nuffin to me. You gon gesssa wiggity wiped out. Ima be hippin’ n a hoppin' n a bippin' n a boppin' alllllll ovah yous. Think, ya idiot. As I says, I speaks to muh sipes cross ‘murica n ya Icicle Pops ‘s goin’ git gotin! Dasa tiny thang, life, wat wit da pussies n da noobies. Yous ‘s dead asa monkey ona can’aloupe! Zip zip zobbity zop n I’s be dere. Any wiggity wime, any tiggity time. I’s can ges ya ovah seven hunded puddin pops, n das jus wit mah higgitys. I has da bes puddin pops in all da Miggidy Marine Corps n I’s gon give ‘em to yous. ‘fonly youdda know da godly retrebbitybution youd git frum da words you says, you midda shut ya yappity! But ya couldn, n ya shouldn, n ya wouldn, n ya puddin, sos nows yous gons ges da press, ya dumbass. Ima gon poopin ovah yous an yous gonna drigga wigga driggity viggity bo biggity in da poopity doopity, ya see? Woulds ya like a drink?
>>687371838
pools closed
>>687378177
>>687378343
>>687378490
>>687378701
Is there a template for this somewhere?
>>687378743
due to.........aids
>>687378711
No, they're seeing a shade. And philosoraptor was never cool
hey guys check out my singles.
>>687378898
racism floats
>>687378875
Faggot, I...
>>687371838
>inb4 banana
>>687379064
or dont answer the question
>>687379111
let me just..
an hero
check em
>>687378395
oh yeah /b/itch
>>687379298
you dont have to be an oldfag to know what this means. summer detected.
>>687379355
nice
>>687379355
HOLY FUCK WITNESSED
I'm trying to have a nice romantic night with my right hand. I'm gonna break out the silk sheets, put on the good porn, light a candle, jack off, and smoke so much w
>>687379355
My applause. you have it.
>>687379355
NO FUCKING WAY
>checked em
>>687379355
Witnessed
who remembers the day the game ended?
>>687379523
what the hell. i dont remember that shit lol
who would do this?
First the captcha, then satan, then THIS?>>687379355
God truly does favor oldfags.
>>687379691
the game never ends
>>687379762
i miss /i/
420chan had an amazing /i/ and based in canada the ffeds couldnt touch em
>>687379927
you just fapped to a dead chick
hahahaha
post the asian kid with her plzzzzzz
>>687379863
there was that one post that said "quints and the game ends" and the post ended in quints so everyone freaked the fuck out
>>687380015
too soon
>>687375027
Swing and a miss!
Word filters aren't that old.
>>687380046
wasnt that when we could youtube THE GAME and get porn...
wait no marble cake woops
>>687380046
when was this? I missed it
>>687380151
cancer
>>687379927
Still too fucking soon
>>687380151
Awoo~
>>687379927
how did she die again?
>>687380257
i never get dubs
>>687375345
I miss Peter! And caturday.
>>687380216
thank you /b/ro
there is no Bielefeld
>>687380321
antifreeze
This is now a wifu claim thread
pepe claimed
LongCat Vs Peter??
>>687380216
DUDE!!
>>687376865
Is dat sum cp?
>>687371838
remember the rules lol
>>687380323
dubs are overrated
>>687380567
you know it
>>687380345
me to anon me too
>>687373373
Wait a minute.... Is that candle Jac.......
>>687380655
How do you feel about Fursday and Emma Watsunday?
>>687380548
longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
>>687371838
do my /b/rethren remember peppers
>>687372691
Candlejack
>>687377549
Newt Gingrich
>>687380896
that was the joke, retard
>>687380221
even this photo is old as fuck
>>687378445
Omg, moot's shirt.
The emo song!
>>687375884
I live a couple of blocks away I'll be there in 20min.
>>687379064
Shut the fuck up John
>>687375884
ohhhh shit he kicked over the sign or wwhatever
glad to see many of us are still here
>>687380900
>WITNESSED
>>687378875
There should be. On the Internet, I think.
>>687380914
>newt gingrich you ruined the government
It's funny because it's true
>>687379545
Good one
>>687371838
i posted this thread
>>687380004
You... bond cheeseburgerd my sister?
>>687373641
Did you not just prove yourself to be a newfag?
>>687373373
This is now a sniper thre..
Just be impressed
>>687379010
EFG! does anyone have the EFG portal threads saved?
>>687381880
this plz
>>687381948
>FUCKING KEK
>>687381880
I've still got a few EFG threads saved
It used to be her being raped
>>687381866
dubs also
>fake and gayyyy
>>687381948
Lol
>>687382204
omg thank you
>saved
>>687381551
I don't get why you circled the other thread.
>>687382204
You mean this?
>>687382204
dat oblivion criminal scum hahaha
>>687382204
Have another
>>687380872
Holy fuck, yes
>>687382134
epic fail guy was epic
>>687382134
Tessa. Moar plz
onka woompa oldfag a ooga booga
>>687382319
Oogachugga
>>687382134
you r a hero,this may be the only efg portal thread out there,iv'e tried searching for them but came out short,thank you /b/ro!!!
Not a joke but..BRING BACK SNACKS any one?
I have gone through like three cycles of saving 4 Chan crap then losing the folder...
I don't think this is old but it's just funny
>>687373235
Fucking Gurren laggan.
>>687382134
Damn I forgot all about the Fortune script. I do miss noko/sage and even the god damn captchas
>>687382406
Fucking yeah
>>687381269
It was a post card stand dumbass
>>687373373
Oh shit nig-
>>687382678
>>687382678
he was a good guy
>>687382655
witness!!!!
>>687373718
Still not a meme
I wish 4chanarchive was still around
>>687382858
does anyone have the original pic?
>>687382507
was that really her??
>>687383128
fucking pedo scum
>>687383042
You're a Harry nigger
Your a nigger Harry
>>687377358
fuck you this was a low way of making me lose the game. fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>687373373
Dear God why am I even replying to this, I know as soon as I stop typing for a second I'll be instantly fucking assassinated. Might as well make this last. There once was a boy from Nantucket. His grandfather kicked the bucket. Although he was dead, his rotting corpse said "Ah Fuck it" oh my god oh my god I'm typing with one hand while I get a drink oh god ok my balls itch oh my goooood my balls ok ok one hand at a time OH MY GOD I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE I-...
>>687382825
Problem is, you guys don't get it. There wouldn't be any punctuation if y
>>687383234
>how to take a screenshot
>9gag
>male feminism
the fuck
>>687383234
Anime
9gag
Make feminism
Lol good bait
>>687383440
lol the pasta is tasty
>>687373718
Still the best meme
>>687383234
You know there are worse people on 4chan than that
>>687383559
Actually, not a pasta. Thanks though, you think it's pasta material?
It disgusts me the fact that no one posted this yet
>>687383464
Haha what a fucking neididjdksodjrndkfjwkx
>>687383600
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anybody have troll scientist?
Flashlight in a mirrored box solar panel shit
>>687383559
>>687383796
Now THIS is a Pasta.
>>687375345
HI PETER!
>>687383796
That was never a good pasta
>>687383910
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>687383234
no one even read the filename....
>>687383559
>>687383796
Now THIS is a pasta. Go ahead, reverse google search mine.
>>687383764
Second.
am i old yet
>>687383600
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.
She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.
I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.
That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.
Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
wow this thread is like 90% newfag and 30% cancer ridden faggots
You roody-poo candy-asses
>>687384169
i saved yours in my pastebin
thanx anon
>>687384140
That's what /b/ has become mate
>>687384222
checked
>>687384110
and nobody missed him
Mother fuckin fingerboxes
I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the first comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Peter Griffin for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Abraham Lincoln, the fish I caught in the third grade, my light in my room because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on the bodybuilding forums, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone.!
>>687384222
nice dubs
>>687384397
i told you guys
>>687384289
Am I officially a Meme now? My mother always said I couldn't be a meme, that I shouldn't because only God know what kind of people post memes. Well guess what, Mom! Yeah, that's right! Pretty soon my words will spread around the internet faster than you got shingles! And guess what else, Mom? I actually have done something useful with my life, while you didn't even do one successful thing in your life. You'd better hope that some of my success-ence rubbed off into your womb while you were pregnant, because you will never here from me again, No Ma'am. I'm a fucking meme now, something that actually brings joy to people. All you do is bring me my freshly folded laundry and some Hot N' Ready Pizzas when you come home from the Salon.
>>687373373
Fuck I rememb
>>687377358
you piece of shit
>>687371838
this thread is gold
>>687384877
FINALLY!
>>687384912
fuck dude... at least we did a good thing here.
hey does anyone have the thread where dude post gps to some girls body in Colorado because robert paulson guessed his post number
I've seen an anon (indirectly) mention this a week ago.
Can you say the same?
>>687385170
Come at me bro
>>687372799
>explaining the joke
As if anything from the past 5 years was worth making a mental note of.
It's shit here and always has been and always will be.
>>687384306
rather sad but at least it works lol
>>687385157
I'm just that good
>>687384110
Kek someone's compensating for something small..
>>687385280
Now THAT'S pure gold
>>687378091
>2009
>jokes only oldfags will get
refer to the chart
>>687379545
I don't ge
>>687385280
right to troll folder lmao
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>687385477
dubs are correct. desu is the original
>>687385477
>>687375476
Moors trip code was faggot
>>687374201
>>>687372799
>You're trying to(o) hard
>sincerely, obv newfag
>>687385056
I liek mudkipz
