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bumping for interest
A man walks into the doctor's office
He has a carrot in one ear, a cucumber in the other, and two peas up his nose.
He says "Doctor, I'm not feeling well."
The doctor says "You're not eating right."
>>687365205
Lost.
>>687365576
Nice one you son of a bitch.
https://youtu.be/NaTDrLKojwA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adQDL5irRvg
need i say more
>>687365858
This got me good
Boom
>>687366723
hi bonono
>>687366813
Y O U F U C K I N G C U N T
This got me after a second
we need more garfield in this thread
lasgna
gorm
>>687366312
clever
>>687367542
>Hughes, Nina, and Alexander
Please no
>>687366091
Fucking lost
>>687366175
Kek. I wonder if that would hold, legally? It's technically true...
this thread not even funny
>>687366175
edgy.
>>687365708
Gonna have a xenomorph in no time
>>687367470
Lol'd my ass off
>>687366175
kek is so mainstream and the fact you used it on that pic just makes you honestly so much worse than a newfag. You are the part of the cancerous growth that killed this community, time and time against you fagshits prove that newfags are new.
>>687368766
This
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rg4P4oEd6Gs
>>687368463
>anon gets tricked
>doesn't read filename
>>687366010
Lost
To get to switch, you gotta get through mr bonewheels' wild ride
>>687367903
>kek
>kek
>oh shit
>kekekekekek
>>687368766
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>687368655
The next day he said unto him: "Don't lose!"
But low he could not.
And he lost.
>>687368624
holy shit
critical fail on that dice roll
>>687365576
Scared the absolute shit outta me, man. Well done
>>687368747
a thumbnail ya bloody cunt
>>687365576
Literally threw my phone. GG.
>>687369016
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
>>687366010
under rated
>>687369281
Does the hook hurt inside your cheek?
>>687369016
Lost
>>687368441
still far better than what I could do if I had to write the numbers in moonrunes
>>687368624
Can't find sauce for this- sauce?
>>687365576
Clap Clap Clap Motherfucker...
>>687366010
Only faggots had issues getting past Mr. Bonerwheel's gangbang gauntlet
>>687369281
newfag who likes shouting newfag at people or good sarcasm desu~
>>687369868
Lost
>>687368441
lost
>>687369281
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Are you really that stupid?
you ended up beeing the newfag who doesnt know the gorilla warfare text
bait plz
>>687369016
I've never lost to this fucking thing until today. Fuck you very much.
>>687366906
Lost with tears.
>>687366723
>>687366769
>>687366787
>>687366803
>>687366813
Bananus Interruptus
>>687368624
>when you roll a 2
>>687366906
Nice you son of a bitch.
>>687370761
Fucking lost
>>687367103
what the fuck. always a woman retarded like this
>>687365858
Alphonse trombone? Crying Edward?
>>687367103
Hamsters do live in wild. Her won't survive because he isn't adjusted to nature. Predators will attack because he will assume it's safe over day.
>>687371338
When mom's not home
>>687371030
Nigga, what the fuck
>>687367470
Sauce/lasagna
JEWS
>>687369016
>>687369489
How did you make that image of that guys post so fast?
>>687366175
Unless the EULA is printed on the outside of that envelope somewhere, that "seal" is shot anyway.
>>687371030
Ah... should've thought of same fagging.
>>687368307
Fucking Lost
>>687366062
little child detected.
>>687370761
I don't get it
might as well post something funny
>>687371030
you fuckin serious dude?
>>687372362
>engineery at its finest
>>687372362
oh jesus please no
>>687372303
>on /b/
>complaining about little children
>>687372514
**DESU**
>>687366010
top kek
>>687372514
%triforce
Ha! I have the power now!
Bow to me now!
>>687369281
I cannot comprehend the number of people who fell for this. Or maybe... Those who fell for it are baiting me?
>>687371407
oh..
>>687372514
¿ʞɹoʍ sıɥʇ sǝop 'uʍop ǝpısdn buıʇsǝʇ
>>687372504
I received a sensible chuckle from this. Therefore I succumb to this thread. Thank you unknown poster.
>>687371030
newfags don't know about baitception
more newfags come to ylyl than anywhere else
>>687372504
Post #59 got you
>>687368895
>bighotdog.com
>>687372914
>Help, please! Someone?
> "Spiderman jumps and fails"
> Im going to die...
> *explosion*
I still remember this shit, someone post the webm with soound please
>>687372914
Omg I tested this game at activison
>>687364294
REQUESTING THE GUY WALKING ACROSS THE BEACH WITH HIS HULK COCK FLYING AROUDN EVERYWHERE
>>687368307
Game name?
>>687368766
>tfw fagshit
>>687372362
>The way the motherboard is bending ever so slightly
>>687373432
Roger a Muirebe
>>687372514
~~I'm gay~~
>>687368766
kek
>>687372524
>By Jove!
>>687368766
Kek yeah
>>687372514
[zalgo] And now we will commence the ritual [/zalgo]
>>687366010
The first time I went into that hole will forever be burned into my memory
>>687369559
wat but they're litteraly just lines
>>687373222
No webms posted here will have sound but here's the link (which was in the original filename).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngORPZj4wwY
>>687373488
>mfw filename
>>687373488
I heard that just makes them more efficient.
>>687372036
Just wait for it to turn off
>>687372740
Baitception. You're confusing me anon
>>687367596
I hate you.
>>687371402
they live in the wild but not there, theyre from the desert. thats like releasing a lobster into the mountains
>>687374020
>>687373737
thanks based anon
>>687372740
Nah, there really are just tons of newfags.
Notice how many got scared from imgur jumpscare spider.
>>687373818
I've seen that porn webm of the guy's dick bending in slow-motion and that did not make me cringe nearly as much as that goddamn motherboard.
>>687366202
lost at the filename
otherwise the picture is stupid
>>687369281
SUMMERSUMMERSUMMER
>summer
>>687374300
It's OC and yea, it is.
You are its first loss.
>>687372514
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Oh boy so that's how it's done
>>687374361
You fucking idiot, you're the summer.
That reply itself is copypasta.
Besides, see >>687371030
>>687365858
When moms not home
>>687374489
thanks for the contrib00tion, OC is something we need very desperately.
>>687374558
Why do people repost the same shit.
Stop.
That shit is like 3 years old.
If anyone loses to this they should off themselves.
>>687374020
>>687374215
im a newfag and i didnt get spooked
>>687373432
Crusader Kings II
>>687374997
What? I'm not talking about who got spooked.
I'm saying oldfags know that gay image just by the thumbnail and don't click on it.
>>687373432
Crusader Kings II
>>687365129
This kind of shit gives me panic attacks. So. Much claustrophobia
>>687366312
fucker. and twice
>>687367494
>>687368463
>>687375336
>>687371345
FUCKING NEWFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>687371869
Wizards.
>>687375243
That's what I was thinking too. Must be a lot of Newfriends here
>>687374361
Faggot
>>687365205
We're gonna take this picture of you holding things with bread on your head.
>Why?
Because it will be funny for many years to come
>But why can't You be the one with bread on your head my friend, why can't it be You!
Because you do not know the camera, you do not know it!
>But Bindu I do know the Camera!
God damn cows.
>>The "what is food" captcha is very subjective...
>>687364294
but its true, not even a small pun in that pic
fuck you op
>>687375243
yeha i know i was just saying
btw why is everything fag on here, newfag normalfag, oldfag everything is fag im cool with it just asking is there a reason.
>>687365576
This actually got me what the fuck
>>687376266
To trigger normies
How did you decide to come here?
>>687367903
i dont get it
>>687374860
Fuck you.
>>687374215
I've been here for around 8 years and am still called a new fag from time to time, it really doesn't matter how long you've been here, see something for the first time and you're automatically a newfag.
Now with the spider part yeah it's always posted so anyone who's been here for at least a year has seen in a dozen times, but for other things newfag just gets thrown around let's be honest folks.
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Like people still can't do this even when they have been here forever, I only learned around a year ago, so I was a newfag for 7 years apparently
Inb4 first response "newfag" yeah cool response dude
>>687376443
oh ive been here for about a week just for the memes m8 i basically spend 90% of the time on ylyls
>>687376868
check out this you'll stop being a newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RddqP0ABzwM
>>687366312
Ya got me, lost
>>687369281
Well, I guess it's officially summer
>>687369949
This
>>687373699
checked. And are you serious? That shit was 1/10 hard. Easy as fuck. The red eyed guys above them are 10x harder.
>>687372514
==you forgot red text==
>>687377055
oh sheet is this real and do i need to watch the whole thing?
>>687366312
Fuck sake. Got rekt.
>>687377398
only 1/3 of it
>>687377398
>Do I need-
Yes
>>687376846
%triforce
>>687372514
[spoiler] these don't work [/spoiler]
> greentext
*italics
>>687369868
We did something just like that in one of our lectures at uni. It was fucking hilarious
>>687366906
FUCK!! i lost
>>687368055
kill yourself
*italics* > greentext suck my dick?
>>687372514
I wonder if █████████████████████
>>687372362
Daddy, would you like some bandwidth?
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>>687368624
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>687378550
Nice.
ITT: summer has arrived
%triforce
>>687367392
2nd Garfield looks like a phimosis penis
