>>687352785
6, Bi I suppose but only if the dude was a trap or girly as fuck.

6,7 so the last one

2, 5 inch

ideal size is an eight.

>>687352785
5 and 7 for ideal

im 8 inches. and my gf is petit. took me 2 years to stretch her.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

/thread

inb4 300 comments with 8inch average dicksize

Around 2-3, special snowflake sexuality

like 5.7" ish

would be longer probably if I wasn't so fat

my gf either doesn't mind or is cucking me with a nigger, oh well

Bi, M, me -4, them - no bigger than 5

>>687354855
>i cant accept i have small penis and i deny a thought that other people are properly equipped.

6 x 5, wife seems happy enough so Im fine with it.

Little under 7
8.5"
Bi
Will post proof if there is demand

>>687355200
why is it so hard to belive that someone has 8 inch cock?

>>687352785
male, id say im about a 6. as a gei i would say ideal is 3-6 or 7

>>687356369
post coc

>>687352785
5-6, depends on day
ideal: 0
Male, straight

My cock is 10 inches. Im halfrican though..

>>687352785
what is 18 cm in inch??

>>687352785
I'm a "5" (7inch)
and straight, so n/a

M, Straight, 7

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>>687356369
Proof

>>687352785
Straight male here. Closest to #2. Shit sucks.

Male 7.75 inch donger, I think I'm bisexual.

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>>687352785
Current bf of over a decade is the only guy to make me cum. He's a 3 and I'd only had fives and sixes.

>>687352785
I'm 7.5" so this pic doesn't even work for me

>>687358423
Also I'm drinking and stupid, forgot: sort of straight female

Male 2 bi (cuckold)

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>>687358543
...did you bother to look at the picture

>>687352785

M, straight, exactly 3 but honestly I feel like a 2... the majority of my girlfriends cheated on me with someone bigger.

>>687357774

Eww, dick looks dried out and deformed as fuck. Stop stroking yourself fifty times daily, m8.

>>687358584

Why no cumming with the big boys, cervix stimulation hurts you?

>>687352785
M, str8. I'm 7,2 long and 5,2 circumference.

>>687352785
your chart makes responses unduly stupid.

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>>687355643
>i cant accept that im delusional and in denial because i didnt learn the basic measurments

>>687359113

Clearly you have never seen a nasty one... which is good honestly. It is not pleasant.

This one from the pic is fine. Not the smoothest or most uniform yard ever hoisted, but far from the other end of the spectrum too. I doubt anyone who was into cock would turn that down... I can tell because I sometimes think cock is sexy, and in those moods I am sure I would suck that.

Bisexual Female and I go for 4-6 , my fiance is around 5 so it's perfect for me

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Tfw no 8-9 options....

>>687352785
My ideal size is 1

>>687359492
oh my

>>687352785

8.5 inches, thick too but nor measured girth

Straight male, 5 (~17.5cm).

>>687359532

Holy fuck that vein could drain a full appendage of mine... and I do not have a developmental disorder of any kind.

>>687359532
you're a 4-5

i'm a 6, bisexual, ideal is 3

>>687352785
M, straight, 19cm

>>687359113
Wasn't hard, got hard for proof shot, wasn't jerking at the time, so forgive me for not having the moisturizer on my dick for you...

>>687359200
Just didn't feel good, they came too fast, horrible technique, mutilated cut dicks, I could go on forever. Thought I was just some frigid bitch until I came like five times in one session on this roughly 5 incher. He still hits my cervix at that length.

>>687359821

I think he meant that he has them all hopelessly out-girthed.

>>687359821
8.2" long and 6.5" circumference, but nice try making yourself feel better.

>>687360000
Checkem

>>687352785
M, straight, 7.8 inches

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>>687352785
my dick hovers around 5 inches, I love bwc, largest about a foot.

<<<--- this is yummy and suits my needs.

>>687360000

Nice quads. Never actually heard a cock-taker complain about circumcision... sure you ain't trollin?

>>687359492
this is sad

>>687360109
this

>>687359532
looks disgusting tbh.

Blackanon here, 8x6

>>687360264
A surprising amount of bitches hate mutilated dicks, I think the only people who think cut is better are american or jewbags.

>>687360348

Wow, next you are going to say professional bodybuilders aren't the best looking people in the world.

maybe 4 or 5

Tried once with a trap he was like 3 or 4 it was good for me

>>687360552

I don't think you could possibly write in a more male voice if you tried.

Real life size: 7"
GF: 5' 2"

>>687360777
Tell my vagina that, would you like to see my tampons or something

M, straight, between 6 and 7

>>687361004
Tits and vag in same shot with timestamp and post #.

Otherwise stfu faggot

>>687352785
bifag reporting in. i'm a 6 (hopefully 7 some day), and i prefer dudes/traps with 1's

>>687360552
i don't mind them, but i don't see the point of cutting the foreskin off unless it's really giving bad problems

Belly button to dick ratio is off, my dick is NOT 7 inches and I have a long torso and I could fuck my belly button if it was wider. OP's pic is fail!

>itt:insecure dicklets faking their size and trying to make themself feel better.

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>>687361228
Nope, because my bf isn't a cuck, but you can see my twat pills and plugs

>>687357774
Proves nothing you twat

>>687361377

It was really important when we didn't have clean running water and soap. Now... not so much. Probably like at slightly higher risk for fungal annoyance because of the extra possibility of a moist fold.

I strongly doubt many cock-takers have a major preference either way.

>>687357177
7 inches, takes about three seconds to google

>>687361724
This picture proves absolutely nothing.

>>687361908
K

>>687361724

Just to clear this up slightly, I am the one you were going back and forth with. >>687361228
is a wild anon who appeared to demand that the rules be followed... I don't actually care about your genitalia at all.

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>>687362041
Gayest post I've ever seen award 4 u
>pic is you incarnate

>>687361908

It suggests that anon is a human being with a camera inside a place where women live or have recently lived. That is about it.

Also, tfw a captcha imagine was taken in your own actual fucking neighborhood.

>>687362041
I do... Because either it's some butthurt small dick faggot or if it is a female it is the biggest cunt I've ever seen.

>>687352785
Mine is 9. btw looking at that chart, I'd say it's 8 because on the chart 7 is touching the bellybutton and mine goes above belly button when erect a bit more than the head of the penis. Then again, I measured it several times and I got different results between 8.2 and 9.8.

>>687362156

Thank you, I have been preparing for this moment for years! I have a short list of people I would like to tha...

>>687361724
is paper not allowed where you live because you could cut yourself?

>2016
>not using metrical system

6.3' to the centimeter. i haven't done in an depth comparison of my girth, but for some reason i get the feeling that i'm a little on the skinny side.

>>687362792
6/1/2016
>still resisting the inevitable conquering of SI

>>687362841
also kinda of sucks since I typically get mocked when people see me non erect since I typically hang around the 2-3' zone for flaccid.

>8 inch long
>6.5 inch thick
>be 5'5 manlet so never get to use it

Life can be cruel.

>>687363124

I think the average cock (5.5ish erect) is around 2-3 in the flaccid zone? My thoroughly average dick is 2-3 flaccid. Maybe you are right about the thinness?

>>687359492
Sad dick

M, i'm about 5, bi so 3 and up

6 reporting. Straight so ideal 0.

Would probably be longer if I wasn't 280 pounds.

>>687363363

At least god has a sense of humor.

>>687356426
Its rare.

>>687359492
I honestly didn't think something like that actually existed.

>>687363572
If it's rare then why does everyone and there hamster claim to have an 8 incher on the internet every day all day every year? Clearly 8+ is the average, anon wouldn't lie to us

>>687363572
I don't think it is really rare. Mine is 9 inch long and I know 3 people with bigger dicks than me.

>>687356426

As the other anon said, because it is rare. On the other hand, if I had an 8 inch dick I would probably take pics all the time and spend boatloads of time in cock threads...

Sort of how bitchy club girls think the average dick is 7 inches. Skewed sample.

>>687352785
If you have this picture, you're not straight. If you're concerned about other men's dicks - you're gay. If you're interested in strangers dicks - say it with me- you are gay

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6 and I dress to the left. Pierced too.

>>687363634

Looks shooped to me, pixels were the first of many clues. Experience helps.

I am between a 5 and 6. I never use it though. I mostly just jack off while I pay girls to laugh at me.

Str8 m 25

>>687352785
between 6 and 7.
I think I'm 8.7inches.

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>>687363752
faggot

M, bi, 5. Ideal would be 5 or 6. Nothing at or below three

F, bi, would say 7 because i like it when it hurts, but that's the ideal ideal. in general three or above is nice

>>687363736
refer to
>>687363723

>>687359492
jeeez you lost about an inch and a half when they mutilated you soon after birth.

>>687363943
Dude, I have zero reason to lie on an anon board. No one even knows who I am here nor can you recognize me in other threads. Why would I brag ffs?

>>687363752

Ok I followed most of it, but I need a little help.

I don't have that picture saved, and girls turn me on... but I love it when my gf pegs me. Amigay?

>>687352785
6, ideal is probably still at 6. May as well be Bisexual.

Would fuck flat girls, would fuck thick girls. Would fuck pre-op trans, so long as the passability is at least a 7. Unsure if would fuck post-op. Would fuck extra-effeminate guys... would at least question fucking a handsome, lithe guy?

Anything leaving the "lithe" train and heading to "beefy/scruffy" or "DILF" is not my game.

>>687352785
M, straight, between 5 and 6.

>>687364057
Same reason as everyone else in this thread, I don't know why you're lying but you are.

>>687364023

Glad you are still here, we thought you left when your "verification" pic only had common household items in it.

M, gay, 7", ideally 8" or bigger

>>687364235

Way to maintain your convictions. Even if you are wrong about this particular anon, your skepticism is still the right approach and will help you on 999/1000 internet days.

Stay strong.

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>>687354528
>did you post that with the idea that anyone would believe you

M, straight, around 6, varies depending on how turned on. Can go up to 6.5 if I'm solid as a rock

>>687364235

Some would argue that the mere act of causing someone to believe a lie, even if they are not triggered or angered by it, is still a successful piece of trolling.

>>687352785
m, straight, 6.

>>687352785
I'm 12 1/2 inches soft. womyn only like 8+ inchers

>>687364907
Low level trolling, but it's an honorable step towards becoming a ruseman. Penile lies are the baby steps

>>687365020
THIS!!!
>If you aren't at least 10+ (average) why live?

>>687353250
>bi but only if its a girl

>>687352785
M, 5

>>687352785
2-3 (about 5 inches)
male and straight

>>687352785
I took 8 once, kind hurt.
Would say 7 is best

>>687364235
I don't know why my penis size is that important to you. It isn't to me. So I will let you think whatever you want.

However. You should be aware that ~0.4% of people have penises over 8 inch. Which means one out of 250 people. When people with larger penises see penis size thread, they are more likely to post. So, 2-3 actual people in a thread with 69 people posting about penis sizes with 8 inch or larger penises are even less than what I would expect.

PS: I have seen a guy with a 12 inch dick, and also a guy who is probably at that size (only seen that one flaccid, so can't be sure). And my wifes brother is also packing a 10 inch one. I have also seen countless micro penises, I am a nudist. Most people have pretty average junk but sometimes one walks by and you just watch in awe.

M 6.3 (bone-pressed) x 5

I wish it was bigger

>>687354111
trips have spoken

>>687365020
>>687365150
fake as hell
honestly, do you take us all for a gaggle of gullible gus men?

6.5Inches

>>687352785
Between 6 and 7. 7 on good days and I don't feel like a fat faggot from stuffing my face with calories.

Moreso 6 though because I'm never fully erect unless I'm spankin the bacon.

Bi. Dominant though. I'm not into bears or grizzly faggots. Ideally a slim/slender dude, or any girl. Girls, I'd fuck fatties, normal looking girls, models(duh).... Pretty much anything goes for them unless their feminists. Dumb cunts.

>>687365495
Not as much as this faggot does
>>687365470

M, straight, ~6

>>687364218
Ay lmao same

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>>687360552
>be circumcized at 9yo
>bitch on the internet says woman like uncut dicks
this is offensive

>>687364107
I see you a lot here

>>687365666
Trips don't lie. Also, made my gf bleed. Not exactly a fucking accomplishment, but it happened.

First time using a cockring in months, she got overzealous and jammed it in. She was riding me and just slammed her hips in.

Don't doubt your dick size unless you're like, less than 4.5 inches. Having to stop because she's bleeding isn't a turn on.

number 2, a lil bit skinnier

im about to turn 20 and it almost seems like my body forgot about my dick enlarging. this shit's been making me depressed since im 15 and thats why its really hard for me to talk to a cute girl as the first thing that comes into my mind is that i would never get to fuck a girl like this because of my pencil dick

shit

>>687363736
Gay

>>687366097
Some girls have fetishes for smaller dudes. Stop having your beta state of mind and talk to them.

> reads real arguments
> has no arguments himself

> saving throw: that guy is a fag

>>687361848
If only americunts could measure stuff with correct measurements..

>>687366257

was referring to this guy:
>>687365678

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>>687360552
>calls my dick a mutilated piece of shit that cant make woman get off

>>687366363
It really depends on where you are though. I know hungarian women think it's mutilated piece of shit but I've read plenty americunts saying they wouldn't touch an uncircumcised dick as well.

>>687360552
Thank goodness I live in America where the general consensus is that uncut is dirty and unsanitary. I'll keep fucking my gf with my "mutilated" dick, but thanks for the info.

>>687365666
Trips don't fucking mean anything, anymore?!

>>687352785
I like how even though the average size for males is supposed to be 5.2 based on this thread it would be somewhere around 7 inches. I guess the small dick guys are getting all the sex.

Also most of these pics are just creative angles. You can make a 5 incher look 8 with a creative enough angle.

>>687366696
Sorry mate. Trips don't exist at all.

8+ inch dicks have 0.4% rate of occurrence.
Trips have 0.1% rate of occurrence.

The general consensus is that there are no males with 8+ inch dicks on /b/. Since trips have 4 times lesser chance of happening, it means that trips don't exist either.

So those were not trips, you are just a liar.

>>687365495
You're just in denial lol smalldick

>>687367119
No, I'm in de-Mississippi. It's an entirely different river.

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male 5-6 straight

male, bi

Me: 5 preferred: 5 not too big not too small

>>687366885
Meh. I didn't say I was 8. I'm 7 1/2 at best. Only when I'm stupid horny.

The average you're looking at is just that. An average. Indians with 3 inchers are weighing down statistics. That's counter all white/black dudes with 7+ inches, but the average is a lot lower because we're not the predominant race in this country. (((If you're talking about the US. Which I assume so because the US avg is around there)))

Femanon

Ideal: 6.5" long, 7-7.5" girth

Thick cocks are life <3

>>687352785
M
Straight
7

>>687367119
>Hue hue hue I'm gonna post that I have a 12 1/2" dick and NOBODY will be able to tell that it's fake!
>Hark! Someone has failed to fall for my ruse! It seems I don't have any arguments against this claim!
>I know! HE'S IN DENIAL! That always gets 'em.
>At least I think it does. I don't actually respect the intelligence of anyone on this site.

>>687367021
Well fuck! What do I do now? Do I have to cut off 2 inches of my dick to conform? I feel so lost, I don't fit in. Oh no.

>>687352785
i am 16cm, fuck you with your shit units nigger

>>687360552
It depends purely on where you live and what bitches are used to.
iirc women prefer cut in the US and jewland and prefer uncut in europe, australia, etc.

5 or 6 uncut, straight M

>>687367478
ITT: not one actual female

>>687367598
Shave you disgusting faggot

I don't really care how big my partners dick is. I have never orgasmed before from sex, or any other way for that matter. If I do have sex, it's for my partners sake. That's why I never have casual sex, only long term boyfriends.

>>687367807
Well I am not a female, but I know exactly what the best cock size is.

It is between 5 and 7 inches. Above 7 there are issues, below 5 there are other issues.

>>687360411
You meant nigger m8 ;)

>>687352785
m, around 4

I'm bi. big dicks look good, but I find anything longer than number 5 still hurts, even though I can take a pretty thick dick, thanks to butt plug training.

Obviously number 1 is still shitty, even if it's nice and thick. 2 I can work with, as long as it's thick. If not, guess who's exclusively bottoming`?

M,straight,age 20, 7inches

>>687367598

Oh. My. God. Becky

>>687368001

My recent ex was like you, never once in her life.

>>687367807
But I am actually female... over 7.0" it gets too long and starts hurting (for my anatomy); under about 4.0" it can't hit the right spots. Anywhere from 4.5-6.5" is good, but 6.5" is nicer. Thickness is the best tho. Thin cocks don't feel nearly as good to me, but that might be because most of my dildos are about 6-7" in girth and I use them often

>>687368039
I'm 8.5, went balls deep, and the girl loved it

>>687357774
do it with a ruler, preferably with cm
remember the timestamp

>>687366885
Maybe most people are just dicking around or something when they post. All I know is I used to think my dick was small until someone actually laid eyes on my semi-erect penis. 6.5-6.6 inches at "maximum hardness". Uncut, probably why I had low dick self-esteem.

Problem is, I'm not about to take babby's first dick pic and post in on /b/ any time soon, so take my shitpost with a grain of dick. I also don't really shave down there for shit, so that too.

>>687359492
It's... transfixing

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>>687367598
I hate it when guys take pics like this, they cheat, the only usable dick is the dick from where the ballsac ends.
I've been tricked by it before, a guy sent me a dic pic like this and only ended up having a 5inch schlong.
>pic related

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M, Bi, 8
8.5-9"

>>687352785
F
Bi
4

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>>687359492
oh my god. I'm so fucking sorry. I can't even get Schadenfreude from this shit.

4

>>687368310
Yeah, now try anal or doggy style.

Good luck with that, mate. My wife isn't tiny by any measure, but doggy is completely off the table. Only way to do it is if I put my hand as a limiter, otherwise it hurts and then she feels like she needs to pee for some weird reason.

She did anal with her 5-7 exes, but it hurts when she is doing it with me. So yeah, anything above 7 is waste of space.

I'm this guy btw:
>>687363736

>>687359532
that's a nice dick, anon. I wish America didn't have it's gentile circumcision bullshit. If I could go back in time and shoot that fucker Kellogg, I would.

22/m/6 3/4"
Straight

>>687352785
between 2 and 3 for me
ideal probably 5

>>687368537
>F
>B
>I


Nice

Try

>>687368270
I guess I'll never know what in missing. It works about better for my dating life, since dick sizes isn't a consideration.

>>687368710
When she feels the need to pee it's because she is gonna squirt you idiot.

>>687368710
I can do doggy fine, just not straight away. Idk

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>>687352785
4, male, bi, mostly bottom to girls with strapons and with guys, and the perfect sizes in my opinion would be 4, 5 and 6.

pic related is my dick

>>687368710
This guy's is right. My dicks only about 6.5 but i pound my gf's cervix even when I'm on top, she can't take it. And she's 5'11. I've had similar experiences with other girls.

People saying your average girl can take the full length of a 9 inch dick is bullshit.

>>687368926
Yeah because women push you away and say "stop" when they are enjoying it... Right.

5 at first I thought it was inches but then I saw the ruler.

>>687368820
I meant I'm a bisexual female and my preference is at the number 4

>>687352785
male 6, 9

M, straight, and 7 exactly.

>>687368926
>When she feels the need to pee it's because she is gonna squirt you idiot.

>ITT: 16yo Virgins who believe shit they see on /b/

>>687369090
She's probably never squirted before. Believe me I pushed my bf away when he got me close to squirting the first time, It was not because it felt good but because I didn't want to get his bed wet

>>687366075
6 inches on a good day, not extremely girthy, occasionally make gf bleed. Tight girls just bleed easier.

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>>687360242
wow. that is a fantastic dick. I hope he finds size queens regularly.

>>687352785
me ~4-5
ideal ≤1

>>687369145
I'm fucking with you lol.

Rate me?
>>687368519

>>687352785
I'm 5 ideal is 6

>>687360552
American bitches do prefer cut for some reason. I don't get it. I really wish mine wasn't. Sometimes uncut dicks look really ugly flaccid, but erect they are always better.
>>687360777
nice trips.

>>687369240
You've probably her gave a girl an orgasm have you. Either that or you fall for the fake ones

>>687363772
me too! pic?

>>687352785
Male. Bi. 7

>>687368306
plz post all or as many of those dildo models, I wanna scope out the girth for my sex-research.

Still kind of doubting your into 7" circumferenced dildos... did it take a while to work up to it? (or are you bad at math ?)

>>687367310
The idea that certain races have penis sizes that very drastically hasn't been shown to be true. The average penis is 5.2inches bone pressed and about 4.7in circumference.

>>687369481
Very nice cock. Far too big for me though. The only negative is how low your sac hangs. I'm not into that

>>687369739
>You've probably her gave a girl an orgasm have you
Haha, sure thing buddy. You know most girls don't violently squirt when they orgasm right? It's more like a gush. You can feel it when a girl orgasms for real, not that you'd have any idea.

>>687360242
Source?

>>687369626
Cut is only for the visual appeal. But I do love my bf uncut cock much more

>>687369942
No problem with that.

Thanks

>>687355487
Like 5.699413468426893 ish

>>687369956
I can't blame you for assuming I'm a guy. But whatever do you

>>687359492
Become trap. Have impressive clit.

>>687370184
No problem

>>687367598
It's also angling. The person is sitting scrunched up to make the penis look bigger in relation to his body. This penis is above average but it's probably around 6.5 inch.

Daily reminder you can make any dick look big at the right angle.

If someone posts a dick without a ruler or something to size reference don't believe the hype.

>>687352785
5... not bad?