good mornin

Twitter-vahvistuskoodisi on 364304.

No worries dude I got this.

Prep the bull, I'll be home in 30

R u going to karate today?

Okay

Framme nu typ

Ok

>>687320584

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"You are about to reach mobile data limit"

I haven't answered yet I was just on the phone with uno

Pizza tasted like ass

And my pants are tight

Alight, you all set?

>>687321473
fucking cried

>>687318121
Come to Finteeeeeeeel

Understood.

that secsi

If I was high then id be more then motivated to constantly be on the move

>>687322594
G morning. Cody man lov

>from anon's Grandma

Home in 5'

Fuck you, divorce me.

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>>687318121
RIP 4chan

About 6.

>>687318121
>don't rape the baby, J'bjergen fjords.

"I wanna give a footjob and I don't even like feet"

>>687318289
is that spiclet going to eat it?

Just dont tell my husband

>>687318521
How old are you? Fucking 12?
>Karate
Do a proper martial art

Yes he was, he's just waiting for a taxi in here to go to fulford so I presume he has sorted stuff like that out!

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>>687323353
My buddy left for USAF Basic, feel free to spam the shit out of his phone.

danke

Verizon Msg: You've used nearly 4 GB more than the 4GB of data in your plan (cycle ends the 10th). Overage data for this cycle is $15 per 1GB. To increase your plan by 2GB for $10 more per month, reply YES. There's no contract extension. Thank you for choosing Verizon.

>>687318121
pastebin dot com slash f83i0DqH
Theres some carding faggots, thank me later.

So can you come to the party tonight, or whattttt?

You shouldn't degrade your body like that

"FAKE GAMER GUY!!!"

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>>687318121

zieh doch mal den Hut ab

>>687318121
>text message
the 1990s called
/b/ruh this is 21st century. Messengers are now the daily norm

New batch in. Monopoly, blue stamp. 3 for 20 60 a bun.

Call me at lunch please

>>687318121
its a christmas tree lol

No im still walkin

>>687318121
det vet du säkert

>>687323857
ayyyyyy fbi

>hehe

How many dead?

13.8v in, 9.0v out.

>>687324287
You getting Raped

30 a bun Hartford. Call of duty stamped

Bird poop brings good luck! There is a belief that if a bird poops on you, your car or your property, you may receive good luck and riches. The more birds involved, the richer you'll be! So next time a bird poops on you, remember that it's a good thing.

>>687318121
"we can hang out if you want"

If Sally fucked Billy
Then Billy fucked Jane
Then who fucked you

Hi Anon u okay? Why didn't u come in?

Neuer Anruf ohne Nachricht
von +661234567890
am 29.05. um 17:11
Ihre Telekom

How the fuck did the picture get in the papers you stupid cunt

>>687324676
Damn bro. Are they those little square jawns that are like a nicklebag or are they philly size bags? In Pittsburgh btw.

"Hiya, leaving in 10 mins xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx"

we call you when delivery

Az együttműködési szerződés még nem került vissza aláírva a cégtől a BKV-hoz.

Tues 12:15

I'l tell you when it's over and you can get on

Are you coming back to Miami at some point?

"Did you find my skirt?"

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Op from other thread

>>687325025
Also this was my mother.

We can't migrate a user profile without being connected to the domain. What do?

Iré a por ti al aeropuerto

"It's not. I'm on a restricted floor, you can't even bring in a piece of paper."

Just bought a new horse

910BAU parkimine lõpetatud tsoonis KESKLINN Pargitud 16:19 27.05.16 kuni 19:05 27.05.16, maksumus 4.03eur. Teie jooksva kuu parkimise saldo on 9.42eur.

Mobile parking at its finest

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>>687321473
Hahahaha

>>687318521
Well are you?

купить презервативы слишком

Don't worry about getting together with my wife

>>687326053
wut

Dont come to school tomorrow

>>687324264
Fuck you're autistic

Not unusual...

I know it just makes me sad

>>687318121
"Good game" je crois, "bon jeux"

"Smells like cup noodles and bleach"
-Jimmy Kudo 1995-2016

As you please me

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Don't text, but here's a snap message

I did

"I don't know, fuck that guy though"

"I love you babe"

"Sex"

>>687318121
"Jag kommer över"

>>687318121
your beans are hot

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>>687323722
Lel

>>687321473
Jej

"Gas tank and battery in the passenger side."

He didn't answer, will let you know when he does

I'm not sure, I'll ask mom.

Wait so does Michael fasbender play the main guy?

I really enjoyed performing the reverse flaming turnip on you last night. Thanks for letting me do that.

I'm sorry

>>687318121
"Sure b!tch"

Don't stress it. Michael's organizing

"Will it be straight sex?"

Stay there I'll come find you

>>687318121
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccckkckkkk my lifeeeee"

"The boy is titan he is the one I'm keeping"

"Sorry I'm ranting lol this is just hard "

>>687318121
Breaking News: Your Grubhub order is being prepared. Our crystal ball estimates your delivery time between 2:15 PM and 2:25 PM.

>>687321473
Kek

>>687327622
Res si debil majkemi stari.

>>687318121
I'm really sorry, you're very cool and I enjoyed meeting you. It's a shame it was in a moment which I'm not well

Yep.

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Merry Christmas dude

Need 4 68w that can teach cls 11-12, 13-14 June...rst for June and August 451 civil affairs. They will in turn conduct a drivers training class for us.

>>687318121
okay *

>>687327946
God damn.

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>>687327946
i was not expecting these feels

>>687318121
you better

>>687323644
he can't have his phone in basic.

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>>687327946
you can't be real

Thanks Pauly :)

"Ok he's in Canada "

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>>687328189

No bcos it hurt last time

>>687318121
You busy this weekend?

Danke :)

"Do that :))"

>>687323173
>implying mchan isnt run by feds to catch pedos using the "candy" section

>tfw you cant even say the full name of mchan here because you get flagged for spam

We will see soon lol
From my crush

Your bill is now overdue

of fucking course we are.

But duck that shit he might've laced that shit

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>>687327930
Majkemi ne rabš bit zlobn

Its really good haha when you going basketball xx

Okey dokey x

I'm not sure yet

Im trying to get some ciggies ill see you soon

>>687318121
"Welp get well soon"

>>687318121
I have a mess for you to clean up when I get home.

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>>687327946

>>687329285
Go on...

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HEARD OF THE GREENWOOD FORMULA?
It's the formula that can change your life around.
Check this out
rwm.co/GAp5rxx
GET READY FOR THE EURO

my last text - i don't have friends so i get machines to text me for comfort

>>687318121
Capital One Alert: A chrge or hold for $3093.00 was placed on your VISA SIGNATURE BUSINESS (9389) at NIEMAN MARCUS. Std carrier chrges apply

I honestly woke up like, 12:40
My niece was pestering me about wanting waffles

>>687329183
I cringed.

>>687325332
>Wed
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude wat happened

>>687329407
My gf went and got me a shake because I had a sore throat and spilled some in my car.

>>687323087
under8d toast

>>687323173
Is mchan a honeypot, as everyone says?
Some insight on this?

>>687329609
why?

Sharunakek parapel

Bonus points if you guess which country I'm from.

>>687329808
No it isn't. Party v& is Probst monitoring but the administration there is running a cool and legit website

>>687329808
>>687329808
WHY DONT U STICK UR DICK IN THE HONEY POT AND FIND OUT FAGGOT

voll...
Na bitte leidls schauts einfach das alles abdrehts, is auch schon vorgekommen dass die Heizung 2 Tage durch glaufen is...

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>>687329808
No none of your data is saved or even seen by the us, it is completely safe to browse, post, or even save images. Hpapy browinsg.

Does green chili sound good to you?

>>687330170
You can post with TOR too.
But I dont know, the general opinion seems to be HONEYPOT DURR

ok

>>687330607
People are fags. The questionable images are a good buffer against them

"Ok"

smokin out cuz

I've been thinking about things and don't worry , you don't have to respond but I don't care how low you feel or how difficult things become but I'm not going to give up on you . You've never been in a relationship where someone loves and cares for you as much as I do , and I think that's new for you but even if you try and push me away I'm going to be patient with you . When I first met you , I knew you were different and you're so special compared to everyone else , and I'm not going to abandon you just because things aren't as easy as they would be with someone else . You make me so happy - I know you don't see it but you really are wonderful and when we are together I feel so lucky . I know you have an unfair amount going on that at times you can't deal with everything , but I don't mind and I want to care for you and make sure you get everything you deserve. Everything that has happened to you has made you so great and even if you want me too , I'm not going to give up on you . Everything will get better because you deserve it Xxxxxx

>>687330752
Yeah, seems a bit retarded to put so much effort in catching a stupid fag posting shit with TOR, could only be efficient with 10 year old kids posting from home with the family computer

>>687330607
>day zero exploit in tor known only by feds

There is some spaghetti in the yellow tuperwear. Go ahead and get something to eat we are still at Liverpool women's hospital and haven't seen the Dr. Emily is have braxton hicks today and we don't know how much longer we are here for. I had my mri with the dye in me to highlight the growth..next stop we get to find out.

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Your google verification code is 645659

sent 2 weeks ago

"Nice! Do you work today??"

"I have accepted that we've broken up.."

>>687331005
oh shit. context?

Call me after its all done.

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>>687318521
hahahahah >>>>>karate

I cannot believe you cunts

nah you voted for trump they just want to hug you

>>687331005
I really wish my wife of 4 months had sent me this instead of cheating on me

Feels bad man

I have really boring conversations

>>687318121
"You Alive?"

Allah Alkbar

>ill suck your cock if you come to my jazz concert

bitch knows i fucking hate jazz thoooooo

>>687318121
Foreigners 42 min.

I just found Constantine link on your FB. One of the best movies I've seen. Do you know some similar ones?

>>687332607
Derek?

>>687318121
*rubs eyes and nods head*
oh god

Lets go do something fun c;

"dont go to ucla today"

>>687331259
dear troll
your not even trying

Sure, I know where the charger is but where's the DS?

Facebook

Alu

>>687324902
Nice rack

love your boobs

Yea sry I was at work could you send me everything but queen and ACDC?

It's such an important thing to me. I trust you and I always try my best to be open and talk to you because I know it worries you when I don't and I know you want to try and help. All I want is that reciprocated, I love you just as much as you love me and all I want to do is help. I know that talking isnt really your thing and you have been a lot more open with me from the start but still feel like you hold back a lot and when you do I get worried and upset because I feel like you don't trust me or you don't want me to help. I know there's things you can't tell me and I get that it's hard to explain yourself when you don't even understand what's going on but not saying anything at all doesn't do anything good for either of us.

Followed by

I love you

>>687318121
Can't

It summed it up perfectly

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What does context mean?

It was so hard to remember what you liked or mentioned in the past

From Three: Calls & texts back to UK & within Europe cost 3.6p/min & 1.5p/text. Data is 4.3p/MB. Free call 112 for emergencies & +447782333330 for all charges

Trying to go today?

Beta males need to understand that they need to get the bitches begging for it. and just when the bitch thinks she's going to get it. you give them the tip only

Xxx

Where can I get uv paint and can I eat it.

>>687340628
Every bitch ive done this to is fucking obsessed with me still.