Big knob nacho is the one that rekt your asshole

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Here come dat boi

>>687309841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13jZRlpiR9w

WENDY CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK GREETINGS FROM KIBO

>>687309316
your voice annoys me so much

Panda can suck my juicy balls

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>>687309892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1esnMdQ5MnE

I'm a little chav slut and I can't want until hundereds of sand niggers plow my floppy meat curtains

>>687309983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oJHygfWvLx

Topkek

>>687310085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0krJrSvU9gE

rip headphone user

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Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
I just wanna use your love tonight, whoa
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we were all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'

As you leave me, please, would you close the door?
And don't forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right, that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight, yeah
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah, I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

yorkiefag here, say something in brummiespeak would you

>>687310144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BQhAlyLHKp

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Read greentext

bash my teeth, pull my hair, trash my ass hole I don't care. I'm a whore who sells her sagging tits for the first guy who next to me sitts. I will suck everyones dick, but not to well, because my ugly teeth are rotten as hell. I only want a nigger, I bet his dick is bigger than my fathers finger.

>>687310186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDQhC0NyRh

I sound like I have a dick in my nostril, and I do!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AH

>>687310192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i3ZG9LlfkG

>>687310275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lLhF1VO50D

Give your meat a good old rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hot and spicy meat yeah bwoi.

>>687310400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0by4kmgiLbo

>>687309316
Paul's ingrowing hair makes me wet

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>>687310752

That was pretty disturbing

daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.

that's why I'm a whore.

>>687310468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07n481Qvxzd

The UK banned guns since...well since people started saying "God save the Queen" instead of "God save the King".
Even with the ban, you can still get firearms incredibly easily in the UK.

>>687310506
>>687310506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14UOn29QLKF

BECAUSE we know what’s best for us and yes, we do “deserve better”
BECAUSE we know that we are more than our wombs
BECAUSE we believe no double standards, including sexual ones, should exist
BECAUSE we believe we have the right to control our own reproduction
BECAUSE we will not be complicit in our own oppression by conforming to perversely-constructed rules about how women and men should behave
BECAUSE we understand basic science, embrace diversity, and are part of the modern world
BECAUSE we believe that how we dress does not give a man the right to rape a woman, spit on a female child or publicly strip another human being to humiliate them
BECAUSE we will not be silenced by bullies and thugs and will speak openly, politically and with conviction about important issues that affect us in the public space
BECAUSE we are justifiably angry
BECAUSE we, and the men who think as we do, are the future and will transform this planet

We will speak, write, march, run for office and vote.

So, even if the word ‘slut’ makes you uncomfortable or you think it is crass, consider these ideas: Don’t sleep with mean people and don’t vote for sexist, racist, homophobic ones who want to deny you of your human rights.

>>687310509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PScv4UbFMD

rest in piss
headphoe user

I plowed a big girl once. She was into roller derby, and had big jugs and a big ass, which I'm a sucker for. I'm 6'3", 200lbs and have a pretty big cock. A lot of fun, because no matter how hard I fucked, she always wanted more. Go for it if you find a cute one. You won't regret it

I love skinny girls (model tier). Now THAT is a real struggle; there's almost none left.

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Anyone for some feminine penis?

>>687310513
>>687310513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YNXeK8TyEK

Stop comparing the US to other countries.
Most of Europe has very similar laws concerning gun trade and ownership, just with slightly stricter regulations.

Let's face it. It has been centuries and the USA still has failed to adapt an intelligent gun culture. People in Europe don't buy guns, because they do not want to. The criminals don't buy guns, because they don't need to.
USA is a country with real existential fear and paranoia and they have chosen to be that way.
So let them. This entire discussion is a mute point, as Americans love disagreement and conflict more than they love intelligent consensus.

Why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
I live in an island in the mediterranean and every year we get these serious problems durign the tourist season because of the brits

who come in massive hordes, trash everything, get totally drunk, fight, vomit everywhere, piss all over the streets, is gross

last year in my little town one british girl got raped while being passed out drunk on the beach by one of her countrymen, and I recall seeing also an english girl laying on the street with vomit all over her hair and the skirt up to her waist totally drunk and passed out with her legs spread apart!!!!

top of that a group of british adolescents got arrested after jumping on top of several private cars and defecating on one of them.

this year they are planning on banning british tourist!!!

I HOPE THEY DO SO!

"Thanks for posting ?"
"No ! Thank you !"

>>687311607
sure, post it all

>>687310547
this made me kek ngl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmnFc3sPBM

As an English cum dumb I can honestly say that when I go abroad i am often embarrassed by a portion of my countrymen/women. It's not only the drunken behaviour that does it, the ignorance and rudeness of some of them makes me want to crawl up in to a ball with shame.

Banning British tourists I think is a disgraceful idea though. You generalising over all British tourists is completely wrong. you notice the loud drunk ones causing trouble but you don't notice all of the civilised ones who are respecting the country they visit and bringing money in to your local economy.

Don't tar all Brits with the same brush, there are good and bad types amongst us all.

>>687310656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s169beqAPs9S

If I say your name you have to go to sleep:

Withers, Mike

>>687311772
do it without talking before, you fucking moron

>>687310761
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iQ2YUfoQQC

I think brit threads are the biggest cancer on this board and they should all be deleted by janny on sight

>>687310942
i know
well you asked for it

I am British and I know what you mean, as said by many here it is as much as an embarrassment to us as it is a nightmare to you. The majority of British people (home or abroad) what not act in that way, but there is a percentage that have no respect for anyone or anything. I have no idea why; maybe it is the "gang culture" as copied from the USA or the manner in which these people are brought up, I really wouldn't know, but believe me when I say we have as much of a problem with the same small minority over here as you do over there.

Maybe the best thing that could happen is for there to be harsher punishment over there, for whatever reason the Police in this country seem to have lost the plot and do little about the problem due to "human rights issues" etc. ... Make examples of them, we would applaud it too, these people need to understand the meaning of respect. Better to do that than attempt the impossible and try to ban Brits. European law would not allow that in the first place.

>>687310809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1adCM3pjT3V

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uu6tyRJfU8

You know nothing, Jon Snow

>>687311029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RkmKu7GKOI

>2014
>not doing big cums

>>687311110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a9LMTcXUSC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18S0a10J3PU

>>687309316
nice voice

>>687312222
do it more like a chant

>>687311704
It's the British way,when we go on holidays abroad we do whatever the fuck we want because your country doesn't matter to us.

>>687312222
NOICE QUADS MELIA

>>687311246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pTXIKVRFll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdOL8Da1F0

>>687312145
Thank you so much

>>687311330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxF2p66LOe

>>687309316
"Brits get out of Ireland! Up the RA!"

Oi ya cheeky fuck ill bash your fuckin head in I swear on me mum.

>>687311349
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N8Xv9pEkNF

>>687311481
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHa4W8JF12

>>687311607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xxTBUuYDqg

>>687311641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZcORZ3tFEY

>>687311704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mwUquIrHK6
>>687312498

>>687311641
>This entire discussion is a mute point

Moot point you huge gaylord.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XMwI5eo1E

>>687311706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZ0G2rPzxB
>>687311706

"Please, fill my mouth with your cum, master"

>>687311818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16OGz2kRl9O

>>687311911
good one ben nice one good joke ha haaa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PndQWqfF8g

>>687313679

Say "Everything they've built will fall, and from the ashes of their world we will build a better one"

>>687313679
I love you, mate. tell me a joke pls

>>687311919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrL49xwfgB

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KUyUPFqZYO

>>687311943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dzLHdWaJRK

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>>687314068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PbAEEWM7e7

rowing up, I was encouraged by several friends to use the nickname Immy because it was less identifiably Muslim. I was told that on a professional level it would serve me to be ambiguous about my background, especially in emails, because judgments might be made about me. While I largely resisted this advice, many friends did change their names for exactly this reason. There’s Ozzy, whose real name is Oussama; Youcef, who became Joe; and Islam, who likes his name and is known as such by his family and friends but uses his middle name, which is less identifiably Muslim, in a professional environment.

We are all ambitious young people with diverse backgrounds, personalities and experiences, and being Muslim is part of that. But none of us want to be defined solely by our religion.That’s partly because what it means to be Muslim for us isn’t the same as what it means for a lot of other people. Our generation has grown up in the shadow of 9/11. We have no recollection of the time before, when barely any non-Muslims cared what religion we were.

>>687312043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JCj2lFFuZ1

i only messe dup once ok

In a country where less than 5% of the population identifies as Muslim, most people are unlikely to have close contact with this religion. Instead, their views are shaped by what they read or hear in the media. But this skewed narrative merely creates a growing divide that doesn’t need to exist.

Something has to change, for if we do nothing to improve the worrying way in which Muslims are spoken about, the future is going to be more and more uncomfortable for all of us, with more division, more suspicion, more hate.

Even if we all altered our names to make people feel more comfortable, that wouldn’t change the basic fact that Muslims are part of Britain and part of British history – and we aren’t going anywhere any time soon.

>>687314527
not ok, end your life, cut off your tongue

>>687312212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10gEQuYACZt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04yNQpX3SFV

Yes, a mental white trash fat chick too. It was awesome and I'd fuck her any day again
But now she has a kid with this degenerate douche so I stay away. It's worth a greentext
part 1

>Be me 15 years old
>friend tells me about this awkward chick who won't leave him alone. Let's call her mentalboobs
>I've heard of her. Major weirdo major white trash
>Both her parents were druggies and she stayed with her half sister or whatever it was in a small 1 bedroom apartment most of the time
>desperate for attention, real dad issues girl
>be me 18 years old, mentalboobs is long forgotten
>She messages me out of the blue just saying 'hi'
>wtf whats the catch
>decide I want a blowjob and it'll be easy enough, play it subtle, pretend I don't know anything about her
>She is super fucking awkward and I have to constantly put on a poker face while waiting for that dicksucc
>one day she has a mental breakdown on facebook. writing in all caps that she loves sex and it's nothing weird with it and shit
>She writes to me and tells me about this other guy who tried to pay her for sex
>tell her I agree with her facebook post and tell her she isn't weird (I didn't agree with it) and confess that I had had fantasies about it
>She is for some reason 'touched' by this confession and she thanks me for being so honest and coming clean
>straight up ask her if she would be okay with having sex
>she says yes. Tells me her sister is going to a friend the next day and she will have apartment for herself
>go there. Have a cigarette and awkward conversation for 5 minutes.
>go inside, ask if she wants to go to bed
>bang her

And trust me she has had aloooot of dick before, she definitely knew what she was doing.
Best blowjob
Best fuck
Biggest boobs I have buried my face in
Agreed to everything I wanted in bed
And remember that she was 15 when I was 18 (fuck yeah Sweden legal age)

>>687314655
Rose Leslie confirmed

>>687312367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4yr0Qoe5W

>>687312462
thanks, man

>>687312548
oh shit wadup
thanks man
v proyd moment for me

>>687312480
alright
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VLhbQewgXd

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09AI0yQA9sg
that more like it?

>>687312890
yw

>>687312953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1Ni9G73Yj

>>687313029
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZQ7YkRTwfF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ACJeDswihG

>>687313738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZqKbgk3gqq - to compose myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m7fk5qH9Fw

>>687314024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVHq58KPyx

>>687315701
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XMwI5eo1E
oh wait my bad

>>687315592

Made me diamonds, ty OP!

>>687310243
Dis lil wayne's new single

>>687314378
this made me more aroused than amused, do I get another one?

"Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again"

>>687315701
>>687315807

Nope, still good :)

3D sucks 2D 4 lyf

"I am in Great Britain today because I believe that the silent indifference with which she has received the charge that human beings are burned alive in Christian Anglo-Saxon communities is born of ignorance of the true situation. America cannot and will not ignore the voice of a nation that is her superior in civilization."

In 1893, journalist and early civil rights pioneer Ida B. Wells crossed the Atlantic for the first time to deliver that sobering message to Great Britain. She had hoped to sway public opinion about the racial violence that plagued the U.S. The lynching of black men and women seemed to have become a sport among Southern white mobs — reaching a peak of 161 deaths in 1892.

That included the hanging of three black businessmen, one a close friend of Wells, during that year in her former home of Memphis, Tenn. She called for blacks to leave the city "which will neither protect our lives and property." More than 6,000 black residents left, and many others boycotted white businesses; Wells was exiled.

But the Memphis murders sparked the beginning of Wells' anti-lynching crusade. Combing through statistics and interviewing eyewitnesses, she conducted the first in-depth investigation into the real reasons behind the lynching of these black men — and many others who were mostly accused of allegedly raping a white woman. She wrote about her tragic findings in a column for the New York Age newspaper and forged the modern-day civil rights movement.

"Wells was one of those driven people, who never looked to the left or to the right. If something needed to be said or done, she just goes and does it," said Paula Giddings, the Elizabeth A. Woodson 1922 Professor in Afro-American Studies at Smith College, in an interview with The Root. "She doesn't worry about the consequences."

>>687314494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DFoOoDuG6C
i fucked up man

>>687314617
nah you're alright, mate.

>>687316186
your whole life is one big fuck-up

>>687314535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEtZEKRvad
im talking about the randomest shit rn

Please, OP, try and do this as best as you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjJM2oo3EU


Here's the script.
"Memories can be vile. Repulsive little brutes, like children I suppose. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to rationality. There is no sanity clause. So when you find yourself locked down in an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember: There's always madness. You can just step outside and close the door, and all those dreadful things that happened, you can lock them away. Madness... is an emergency exit.

>>687314758
to be honest with you, I odn't know hwo that is. I also don't watch GoT.
I know, I know,
crucify me.

>>687314737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LwMc3DBvJy

>>687315809
kek alright
sorry it was shit tbh

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>>687316582
Don't worry, we're cool.
Anyway, she's this cute little thing, her character is the one that always says "You know nothing, Jon Snow" and your voices are pretty close.
You should watch the show, it's a good one. :)

>>687315827
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1esnMdQ5MnE
its an honor to be a part of mr. waynes single

>>687315939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MLZpXHDl8C

>>687315969
oh, i'm glad c:

Pink women lying gracelessly on deckchairs, stubbly hairs beginning to show on their legs because they still haven’t learned the art of waxing or epilating, faces pale and blotchy because every other day of the year they smother it in make-up.

And even when the British do soak up some proper sun, no full-bred Brit can master the tan as a Spaniard or Italian does. In fact, most fail completely.
Especially the women! Omg so ghastly , geasy hair, pasty skin, corroded teeth , 50 lbs overweight...its no wonder so many English men travel to Asia to find a nice gal.and then those english women who can not find a man travel go Africa to mate with those stinky dumb violent apes

>>687316122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YVwp7soAza

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>>687315899
Have a snip-it from an audio-book i did recently.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wH9Ov47VHl

>>687317396
come one voice slut, no slacking!
But why is it? Why are we so ugly compared to our European counterparts?

There’s no doubt that the climate plays a big role. Because of the shitty weather Britain has most of the year, we rarely manage to achieve that sun-kissed look.

Instead, we leave our pasty limbs covered (except on nights out, when girls lather on the fake tan and hide nothing despite the freezing temperatures).

The lack of tropical climate here also means that we simply haven’t mastered the art of looking good in hot weather.

Rarely do women walk out in a bikini in the UK, so it’s only when it comes to being on holiday that we realise how out of shape we’ve been since Christmas.

And yet, when it comes to holiday outfits we can’t seem to resist baring as much flesh as possible. While the local chicks look goddess-like in flowing, modest garments, British babes treat their hol like a competition to see who can have the most skin on show.

Meanwhile men get overexcited and whack on the tank tops and short shorts, failing to realise that continental Europeans wouldn’t be seen dead in that neon number, and that those above-the-knee shorts only accentuate their bony knees and off-white goat-like ankles.

The butters-ness is also down to the British way of living. A fatty, high-alcohol diet, an excessive work ethic, and a general lack of respect for our physical condition all amount to a pretty ugly sight.

The employed work like dogs while the unemployed sit like logs, and in both cases the traditional concept of proper mealtimes has gone out of the window.

>>687316179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aG56eTAXFL

>>687316284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HjyhoN5nWq

>>687317491
ohh my, I get off to meditation instructions on youtube and ASMR videos, do you do that too? I would subscribe immediately

"think that the girl in the vocaroos is different to the poster posting them"

>>687316500
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ihFpkdho0x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s0ll1kkbN1

this sit quality mic is killing me
i hope i did okay

>>687309316
i shall relish in the fact that these ameri-fags will never get laid simply by using the sound of their own voice

>>687317160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HUdoYq7g45

White men are accustomed to the appearance of white women at all stages of their lives. We're acutely aware of the physical decline that accompanies the passing years. We're also aware of the usual ranges of body proportions, shapes, and colors. So there's no mystery, no exotic appeal. There's only the endless parade of jew mongrels in the media that never look like they belong to any particular European ethnic group, yet are always "more beautiful" than anyone else.

East Asians are a promise never fulfilled. To white men, flat yellow females seem younger than their actual ages -- even childlike -- and the subcutaneous fat reduces facial creases until they're into middle age. But they never fill out without turning into rollie pollies. Meanwhile, yellow males easily detect the true age of yellow females and avoid the unmarried ones over 25 or so. White women are said to age badly, but yellows crash and burn.

There's nothing to recommend in blacks, or part-blacks in MENA, South Asia, and Latin America. Few of those females deliver the whole package; it's always a satisfyingly protruding proportion here and a pleasing shape there, but disappointing elsewhere. Part-blacks are a compromise in much the same way as Eurasian mutts.

In all fairness to the original post, Brits have a bit more of a muzzle on them than, say, Nords. If you prefer a flatter face, you'll prefer German blondes to Irish brunettes. The trade-off, though, is that creases seem deeper and facial fat shows more on flatter faces.

After seeing all the foreign students about, I have to wonder why Britain is so ugly. The British girls are broader, shorter, no waist, and have horribly short legs. The men are not much better as some show clear evidence that the Neanderthal man is still with us.

Why is this the case though?
Why is the average British figure so horrific and naturally unattractive. (Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder but there is a science behind it).

Is is because Britain is insular and has never seen large numbers of migrants moving into the UK resulting in a limited gene pool. To add to this, many peoples family tree are restricted to one county, again, limiting any genetic variations.

>>687317457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ad8x3Ib6L5

>>687318201
That's actually pretty good.

>>687318623
Seriously, the average British person is usually uglier than the average person in, say, Sweden. Surely there are A LOT of attractive people, but we're talking about average people and mathematics. Saying that you know attractive people or posting a pic of a model and the like doesn't deny the fact. Posting a pic of Rooney isn't a strong argument either.

I'm not British and I don't consider myself attractive. So, please, don't misunderstand me. I'm noy saying all Brits are ugly. I'm not saying Brits are the ugliest in the world either. Take it easy.

>>687318347

4chan is already full of dickheads, I don't see the point in joining the flock.

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>>687317916
Its hard to get any exposure on youtube,I have uploaded a couple poems before. Its minly just a place for me to mess around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwQ0tqY7J28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe-dyt9vpKc
This last one is a joke I made to piss off a friend and its very very nsfw

>>687317519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbcjBIjSzs

airgh i'm sorry for interrupting, but this article hust speaks to me
i'll do it again if you want

>>687318174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBa4pASe8S

>>687318242
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hf1DUm1omy

I got a request: do the dirtiest, sluttiest improv you can. Throw in there some moans if you can.

>>687318399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13A2P7XT0zk
honestly dont even know what im reading rn

>>687319067
ok, liked, subed and all that, I hope you do more of that relaxing shit in the future, there are lonely fucks like me who need it

>>687319818
the truth you stupid pale cunt, the truth!

>>687318526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IiK3ojnAnH

>>687318664
huh, thanks man, I tried.

"Oh my god, Javaris Lamar Javarison Lamar, your dick is as big as my arm! I don't think I'll be able to take it all in my asshole! W-wait.. w-what are you... OH FUCK FUCK FUCK"

>>687309316
Get down, down on the ground!
The bus is coming in front.

>>687318901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f2a0J8feq9

>>687319057
I can hear your fedora tipping from here.
You're a sweet anon tho

>>687320174
and failed

>>687319529
Moans I can do but I dunno what else I can do sooo
here's a bunch of whatever
please try not to cringe/laugh
(or, if you do, just don't tell me)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XfSDMuMM1L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MOTSAdtjIy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q2OhpwRQeN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FdPE0OxMnG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gsFQDTT4ge

this was fun to do, but I was kinda bad tbh

>>687320087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I6QxyLc5Uc

K,K,K, I'm, Sicker than your average nigger killer.
TWist niggers heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers. Chicken wing eating players. Triple K hooligans, like moonman. Dead right, if they head right. Fucking your mom every night. Moonman been smooth since days of killing jews. Never lose, never choose to.

>>687320180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12mMKYNTMgp

>>687320310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QmLA31GAQy

>>687321490
YESSS

>>687320560
oh well

>>687321905
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05goFxA4HVj

>>687321828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IcDCthSATX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZCwVjVbagc

>>687321490

You are the MVP, femanon.
That said, I did cringe, laugh and boner at the same time. It was the weirdest thing.

>>687322017
That you, Nacho?

>>687322475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j5umfOeXL0

>>687322406

Fuck, anon, made me a fag for a second. That's one deep voice.

>>687322410
Kek, thanks op.

>>687322713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXHNAzpDCv

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WWfEB660MO

>>687322629

You told me not to tell you because you actually wanted me to tell you.
Stop acting shy, you just moaned on vocaroo and posted it on /b/.

>>687322898
s'alright, anytime mate.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01UJIPzkxjT

>>687323126

Oh, fuck, don't stop, this is so relaxing. I'm gonna find some quotes for you, hang in there.

>>687323192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pMMMvcmp43
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09rZ2JMRTpz

>>687323187

It ain't dying, bitch. Don't you dare quit.

>>687323390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKlD7TbQ4V