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>>687300917
>non porn webm
>posts porn
>mfw

>>687300917
Op breaks his own rules...
What a nigger......a really....juicy.....tasty.....nigger....

>>687300917
more meat webm please. Trying to convince my roomates to go to Reds after seeing this. thanks alot op.

>>687301319
huh, hadn't seen that one before

>>687301391
That movie was tits

>>687301319
Moar?

>>687301612
Is tits good or bad?

>>687301824
It's action kino

>>687301391
sauce?

>>687300917
>burnt meat
no thanks

>>687301824
It's like a first person Crank.

>>687300917

That video literally gave me a fucking boner.

>>687301319
2 losers making 1 more loser

>>687301937
thats pretty fucking cool

>>687302052
Hardcore Henry

>>687300917
that shit looooookkkkkksssss fiiiiiiirerre

>>687301319
I really should have expected that when I saw the efukt logo.

>>687302101
Not knowing the difference between burnt and seared.

>>687302101
burnt yet uncooked/raw meat*
Disgusting.

>>687301319
just found my fetish

>>687301937
>when you buy a new liquid vape

>>687300917
Jesus fucking Christ that has made me hungry.

I don't know where I could get anything like that now, though.

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>>687302495
does it look pink to you?
it's burnt

A little well-done for my tastes but I'd eat it.

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>>687302548
Why do you even try with idiots?

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>>687302458
of course you dont post the part prior to this, he basically punches the dog in the face for being defensive over its food. Then after aboutva minute of a staring contest the dog lays down holding its ground. Then with the same hand he just hit the dog with he goes to touch its face. What a total retard. I hope he got permanent nerve damage.

>>687302763
It's fucking BBQ. It sits on low heat and smoke for about 8 hours. Aint no way you're getting pink meat out of that.

However, the low and slow process really tenderizes the meat.

>>687302763
does this matter so much to you?

>>687302138
eye cancer

>>687300917
That would go great with weed and a case of cold beer.

>>687302852
LOL, seriously? He fucking made prolonged eye contact with a dog after punching it, and they call him an expert?

>>687302907
it's burnt as you can see, no matter what you say

>>687301824
how do you not know that tits means good? tits are good!

>>687302458
stupid fucking beaner... if that was my dog it would be a straight up 2 on 1....

Don't reach above a dogs head, or tower above a dogs head you aren't yet friends with. Always reach from below.

Secondly, when a dog snaps at you... get the fuck back. Don't let it go for round two.

Spics are fucking stupid.

>>687302907
This. REAL barbecue doesn't get you medium rare. What y'all are thinking of is grilling. There is a difference.

>>687302101
Yeah you just stick to your tendies, faggot

>>687301715
Kek

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>>687303088
ayy lmao

>>687302907
Mah nigga

>>687302594
What's this from?

>>687301715
Shit that's good

>>687302907
you know nothing about slow cooking if you believe it doesn't get pink

>>687302763
Only the outside is burnt, that's called the bark. The inside is cooked.

>>687300917
Out of curiosity, does anyone know why the brisket was in a bag? I've never seen that

>>687302907
don't fall for the bait bro

>>687303612
BBQ. Not slow cooking. Slow cooking doesn't come with the smoke, which is part of what gives the meat its color.

>>687303073
You're not from America are you?
>I bet you poop in the street

>>687303132
tits could be bad if you are gay

>>687301319
shake that bear is old as fuck

>>687304200
pretty sure that even fags appreciate tits

>>687302015
wat

>>687304353
ice

>>687303902
That was probably butcher paper. After I cook my brisket I wrap it in butcher paper then in a towel and put it in an empty cooler for about an hour.

>>687302842
>runs in a straight line

>>687303152
I know the story behind this webm, but does anyhave have any info on the guy who killed himself? like an article or something.

>>687304349
Speaking as a fag, I can assure you that us fags do not like titties.

>>687304071
lol typical Amerifag youll be crying and sacking my dick by 2020

>>687300917
Id love to get my hands on it. Where i live we dont have such a god tier bbq places. What would be the price for this whole set in the USA? Around 100 bucks?

>>687304602
>Thailand
>dad is a cop, son is a neet who plays vidya all day
>dad berates son for being a failure
>dad pulls out gun for dramatic effect
>gives gun to son saying "you are already killing me so just shoot me so you can do what you please"
>son an heros
>dad turns to smack son thinking the kid shot at him and missed
>both parents realized what happen
>parents break into interpretive dance

http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/09/21/gamer-shoots-himself-after-challenged-cop-dad

>>687303484
overlord

>>687301853
what kind of sorcery is this ?

>>687303152
There is not one aspect of this that makes any sense

>>687304695
thanks a lot!

>>687304625
nah. I refuse to believe it. the thoughts of anyone not appreciating tits bottles my mind.

>>687304695
Damn, that's fucked.

>>687301937
That's fucking awesome
>>687302077
Vegan piranahs

>>687304602
>but does anyhave have any info on the guy who killed himself?

Yeah. Pretty sure he died.

>>687304877
*boggles
Well we're mutually confused then, I can't fathom liking female bits and not liking a lovely man butt

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>>687304967
>Vegan piranahs

>>687300917
Mmm. Tastes (and looks) like charcoal!

>>687305112
The fuck are you talking about? My boyfriend smokes meat (huehuehue) and his cooking is -amazing-

>>687302015
Dafuq is this

>>687300917
Being a stoner jus making this video difficult to watch without getting hungry... need to eat BEEF! MURDER BEEF!!

>>687304791
It's not flying, it's falling with style!

>>687305112
Have you even tried it? It's fucking delicious. Smoky is a bit of an acquired taste but if you're not retarded you'll eat the middle at least.

>>687305294
being a normal person makes it difficult to watch without getting hungry.

>>687300917
>non-porn

I am hard as diamonds watching that meatography.

>>687305293
sea water freezing underwater freezing the starfishes whom dwells in the water. i love soup btw

>>687305477
how would you post?

>>687305592
You don't use your dick to type?

>>687305112
You're an idiot who has never tasted deliciously cooked meats.

>>687305592
Exactly as OP did, because I'm a foodie.

This shit makes me want to go out back and fire up the smoker.

>>687304791

Shutter frequency almost equal rotation speed of the rotor blades

>>687305112
You're a bad person for posting such uninformed garbage.

>>687300917
I've been here. La Barbecue in Austin, TX.

>>687302440
>corn husk in the middle layer
No thanks.

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>>687305652
my micropenis?
dont go from A to Z

>>687300917
Is it just me or is he using a fucking bread knife ?!

>>687300917
all the meat is overcooked. and burnt

>>687302842
kek what an idiot

>>687303088
∆

>>687305815
Aka the blades are moving so fast they are not moving at all.

>>687300917
my mom saw me on 4chan and i told her to fuck off
#preach XD
can sumone tell me where i can find the emojis?
im new :D

>>687302138
Full version?

>>687307093

that hashtag tho

>>687300917
oh man this made me hungry af

>>687303164
Thanks anon, I'll use this intel the next time a pack of wolves try to attack my house.

>>687302303
>Mi_17
At least he named it correctly.

>>687302440
has this been made real yet?

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>>687307511
And they all end up like this:

>>687301319
>>687301319
This is why we as a species deserve to be exterminated.

>>687306120
Non-serrated. It's a slicer.
t. culinary cock-slap

>>687307977
Nice dubs. You go first.

>>687303188
Literally what Bernie wants.

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>>687300917
I came

>>687307093
bait. saw on other thread

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>>687308941
I DON'T LIKE SNEKKKKKKKKKK

>>687308881
Oh, ok. Thanks for the heads up. :^)

>>687309059
Is lezzard.

>>687309059
>but you like that lizard on the post you replied?

>>687308941
But that's a skink!

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>>687309059
im just here to shitpost mate

>>687308881
thats bcause no one replied how i get emojis XD

>>687306077
thanks for including the keyboard in the picture, i don't know where else i would find one

>>687301251
you hush up now thats your inner white girl talkin

>>687301319
>non porn webm bread
Derp Shit !

>>687309272
just what the fuck is going on here