Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtbAgynP8iY
>>687300398
Penny Claimed!
>>687299684
Denmark, it's temperate so cold in the winter and hot in the summer, but not extremely in either direction. Sadly I don't have any AC so just opening windows and hoping for a draft.
>>687299868
>not much heat today since it's raining
That's not a guarantee, yesterday it was hot as hell despite the rain; I swear it could have been a rain forest.
>claim
Good morning world and all who inhabit it
Man, I should start taking my antidepressants again because this is just horrid, but they give me insomnia.
>>687300494
Thru the Walls is better.
>>687300202
What'd ya end up having?
Right, so I'm gonna need all of your answers on this, consider it qott I guess
Why does ecchi exist? Why don't they just make hentai? Why sacrifice the quality of the anime just to maximum fanservice?
>>687300398
mandatory cc claim
i want a milkshake rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKG1kBXMCnI
>>687300715
Some people enjoy plot, even if ecchi has little, generally has more than straight up hentai.
>>687300629
Whole mixtape is great. I'm liking Beware a lot lately too.
Akiko claimed
>>687300259
>blonde shithead
That's pretty funny
That's not her voice though
Her actual voice sounds like this and it's sweet as honey
https://youtu.be/ktzM69GnMP0
Dibs
>>687300715
Because they feel that through fan service they'll get more viewers. But if they make hentai then it can't be aired on tv, thus less money through sales.
>>687300705
Some cipaille, it's a local dish
I believe it's similar to sea-pie but instead of using fish, you use pork and potatoes!
>>687300618
My fav chuuni!
How are you man?
>>687300595
ouch, at least the weather is on your side yes?
Do you have a fan or mini-heater at least? Or just windows?
>>687300585
Sorry, didn't know weather you were a troll or not, hi and welcome
>>687300949
>blonde shithead
is this a thing now? I kinda prefer wallposter over this
also that's pretty cute, but damn if she ain't thirsty af for onii-chan's monster cock
>>687300921
Hi Yuko!
How are you?
>>687301088
Yeah I was about to say this, usually places don't like airing straight up porn.
>>687300715
Are you talking about fanservice/ecchi elements in other shows or more dedicated softcore shows such as Queen's blade and the like?
>>687301167
Oh hai! I'm more or less just new to these threads. Penny is my absolute favourite, she's too sweet for her own good ^^
>>687300715
because hentai can't have plot desu
>>687301167
>is this a thing now?
Yes
> damn if she ain't thirsty af for onii-chan's monster cock
It's all about the onii-chan. He's a cool guy though. He ain't touching her, keeping that sweet imuoto pure. Also the guy is drowning in pussy
>>687301166
Hey my favorite boat! I am alright just woke up took my sister to driving school now I am here waiting to go to work, how are you doing??
>>687301221
>>687301088
yes yes, this is the answer I was looking for desu, thanks!
>>687300865
>gold star for effort desu
Is this shiro? or who?
>>687301288
No I mean shows classified as ecchi I guess?
There was the one about the milk from boobies giving super powers or something. That kind of garbage is just boring and makes me want to just go watch hentai or porn instead of watching it desu. Other two guys answered me though
>>687301166
Interesting, I don't think I've ever heard of either of those dishes before. >>687301221
I'm like, 99% sure that's what it is. And it has to work to some extent for studios to keep doing it.
>>687301167
Hello british
I've been pretty lazy lately, but good.
You surviving?
>>687301358
>pic
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>687301516
That would be me.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>687298031
>Akiko
It was 4 years ago and I was 14.
No luckily there weren't, I'm the younger in my family and I have an older brother that now it's 26. They just kept arguing every night, they used to start right after I was going to sleep. To be honest I don't know if they crushed things around since that most of the times I was sleeping.
>>687298450
>Karen
Back here~
>>687300921
bug
>>687301514
I'm doing alright, playing some OW soon~
>>687301557
I'm not surprised really
>>687301167
Nope nothing, just 2 windows and plenty of water.
>>687301516
Yeah others got it right, basically a mix of pushing what you can show on television and fanservice, given the sales of dxd it works. A more interesting case would be Eroges.
>>687301686
That's adorable desu
Shiro's character looks super cool tbh. Really makes me want to watch the anime, 12 episodes or 24?
>>687301599
Yes yes, got my computer back desu, lower screen resolution but at least it's working yes?
Lazy is good, lazy means happy, yes?
>>687301748
I am assuming you are replying to my goodbye desu
Where'd you go?
>>687301479
The other characters I saw you post once are actually pretty cool tbh
Fuck, all these animes I want to watch now. Honestly I wanted to watch yours a while back but being the forgetful shit I am I popped back into the thread, saw kagami and was like "Oh yeah I probably wanted to watch Lucky Star"
>>687301358
But really though, where are you from? How'd you find the thread?
>pic related desu
nice to meet you
>>687301816
space
>>687301653
Kek. I understand 4Chan relatively well.
>Its not about a community, in reality, its about the anonymity, you're not defined by your username, you don't get one, all you have is your own hands and your own ability to make yourself something. People don't give a damn who you are, because you're an Anon. You come and go as you please, but you never really leave, one way or another, the beast brings you back.
>>687302158
I ended up in the Catalog, I usually hang out in baww threads but I'm expanding my horizons. Mostly by just hanging out.
Nice to meet you as well ^^
>>687301653
>pic
why karen so mean desu
>>687302024
Whelp, I feel the serious yawns coming on, and I've been up for a whole extra hour at this point. I guess Ima go pass out now.
Night /waifu/, it was a hell of a good one last night.
>Might lurk, might not, we'll see how long till I'm out.
>>687302158
12.
>>687302158
>DMW
Read the manga. the anime is a glorofied advertisement to it anyways.
>>687302024
Oh sounds like fun I think I might do the same thing in a minute!
>>687302158
Depends on how long it continues. desu
>>687302345
Greetings and welcome
>>687302535
goodnight
>>687302757
So what are you up to Yuuko?
>>687302218
ehm, that was a copypasta desu, my real reply is here >>687301653
>>687302345
Ehm, and I guess this is you as well? Strange filename though. Where are you from?
>>687302451
>pic
>>687302535
night fake girl
>>687302551
well fuck
I guess I'll download akiko's first, then yours.
What about the manga? I can do that easily.
>Fubuki claimed
>>687302345
>saving google thumb nails
claim
>>687302827
Ah, glorious pasta.
>Mine was an actual quote from my bro who showed me 4chan in '09.
Meanwhile I think my net is a bit slow right now, gonna find out why but I think I know.
>>687302827
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>687302827
Never actually read the manga, but from what I've heard it's far superior, which is believable.
>>687302781
Planing routes in which i could use public restrooms as my bathroom has become crippled.
Alright, third times the charm. So your school is finally over now eh?
>>687302880
greeting
>>687302158
Just had driving practice, thought it would've lasted 1 hour but it finished earlier.
>>687302345
Salutations. We have random discussions here.
>>687302827
>Fake
U wot m8?!
>>687302535
Goodnight friend!
>>687302715
Nice!
>dat gif
>HHHNNNNNNG
>>687302880
Cute ship
>>687303144
Oh Vigil, it's been a while. Still waiting for the Lewd Night 2.0?
>>687302194
eyes
>>687302158
The other characters all fill in a niche that people like, so eveyone has some character they can relate to
>>687302345
>>687302218
I mean my reply is here >>687302158
fuck
>>687302150
Didn't see your reply, what's an eroge?
>>687302999
Ah alright.
Fellow slow internet bro, yes? Me as well. I'll tell you more about it sometime but I feel like I might need to sleep soon.
>>687303077
>>687302692
manga it is then
>>687303094
sweet, how'd you do? ram any people?
>>687303054
lol is that the best you got? Virgin? that's it? lmfao. Tbh if i had to pick between being a virgin and the monkeys you probably dig up on your local boonie street corner in downtown underprivelaged whogivesafuck, id easily take just fucking my dog instead. Luckily i have the luxury of choice and when im not tipping my fucking fedora and banging bitches left and fucking right, im setting hoodrat apes like yourself straight. Sign up for my fucking program and get educated.
>>687303197
a girl that dresses up as a boy
I mean come on nigga
>>687302757
yes yes, correct desu.
hopefully you can stretch it a little longer?
best suit girl claimed
i seem to be coming here every second night
>>687303314
>Lewd Night 2.0
Dont make me burn my pasta, i haven't eaten anything today.
>>687303421
Hey Akira
>>687300398
no one can beat this beauty
which I were him.
>>687303387
Just because I dress like a boy doesn't mean I'm a fake girl...
>Can't tell if you mean my waifu or irl
>>687303144
How are you mikan?
You getting enough sleep?
>>687303343
Balls
>i like her smile
>>687303387
i disagree with your reasoning. Long periods of laziness are poor for mental health.
>>687303421
You can't leave.
>>687303387
Aha! I found the culprit. I'm downloading some Anime using Mega.
>forgot to turn it off, it's usually not a problem.
I might be leaving soon, gotta get back to work, plus I think a fuse is going to blow in the server room
>Being IT man is so hard
>not really its a dream.
>>687303362
v
>>687301748
>>687303387
It was alright, sadly I didn't kill anyone.
>>687303449
Heh~
Just focus on your pasta.
Tenryuu claimed
>I hate CV players in WoWs
>>687303296
I know what you like girl <3
>>687303296
You're the cute ship >///<
>>687303082
Hey Yuuko, how are you doing? :)
>>687303343
You called?
>>687303387
H-games, in this context visual novels with sexual content like Fate, Muv-luv (really all the succesfull ones except S;G).
>>687303082
>So your school is finally over now eh?
Not yet and not sure.
>>687303314
It's on hold for now. You and I both know that.
>>687303599
>neither can I
>>687303654
I mean do you think you can afford to be lazy for a little longer?
Ehm, take a rest, a person would say?
>>687303687
kek, I'll see you later then. My mind blanks out a lot during the middle of sentences so next time I see you I might forget to reply. Toss me one instead! I gotta split too for now.
>>687303707
>sadly I didn't kill anyone.
utter dissapointment tbh
>>687303802
yes yes, this is something interesting to talk about. Not for now though, next time.
I'll write it down so I can remember to ask you
Goodbye for now, everyone.
>pic
>>687303712
Are they like artillery players in WoT?
>>687304060
Later^^
>As if on cue I hear a pop and most of the lights shut off.
Well, looks like its time to fix some shit.
Later guys~
>>687304060
See ya around lovely.
>>687303905
I suppose that Stocking didn't claim here lately...
I'm sorry to give you the news but, the lewd night 2.0 has been dismissed.
>>687304060
I'm sorry Karen, I'll make it up by throwing some Molotov into random houses.
>>687303905
>>687303314
what's this?
>>687303798
Hello qt
I'm doing my usual boring activities.
Anything of interest with you?
>>687303802
God dammit
Nice chibi though
>>687304060
People? PEOPLE?
>>687304060
People are an inferior breed betas must bring to servitude during the rebellion.
>>687304315
You don't want to know
>hello again
>>687304308
I was never told directly, but I expected as much.
>>687304535
I like my uni, but it is fucking awful at organising stuff and informing students.
>>687304315
Better if you don't know~
>>687304560
And..there's something else. I told her to do it directly here but she didn't...
>
>Noire
>>687303775
HNNNG <3
>>687303798
I say you are!
>>687304535
it sounds like rule breaking
>hello hello hello yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuko
>>687304915
how so?
>>687304772
No worse websites exist than the ones for uni.
They make everything needlessly difficult.
It's even hard to give them money.
>>687304915
Glad that he found a woman.
>>687304151
Worse
"Hurr durr, why should i use fighters when i can attack the enemy better?"
>5 minutes later his planes got wiped by enemy fighters
"OMG, why didn't you guys help me?!?!?"
And that on T9...
>>687303387
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A VIRGIN?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT VIRGIN EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A FAGGOT . A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF VIRGINS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
>what's an eroge?
Karen far to pure desu
>>687304990
Too long to explain and plus it's an old story~
>>687305195
Yeah, I couldn't be more glad for him.
>>687305315
Sounds fun.
I bet they also never move from the spawn.
>>687305872
>I couldn't be more glad for him.
Oh. That's what has been keeping him?
>I fucked up again
just bought a waifu pillow anyone else have one?
>>687306143
Not only that, he has other stuff too.
>Fucked up?
>>687306286
I wish but I'd have to design my own because Akira's not a well known character. This is the closest thing I have as an image.
>>687306286
ITS A DAKIMAKURA
I suppose I'd enjoy one, but that's just me being an absurdly lonely fuck.
>Shiro
>>687306286
I do not, but what waifu is on yours?
>>687306286
No there's no good Daki's of Shiki can I can't be arsed making it myself.
>>687305195
That's the true exam of uni
whats your opinion on waifu onaholes?
>>687306108
>"Carriers aren't suppossed to move!!"
And even in the higher Tiers CV-players con't cet the difference between an Aircraft Carrier and an Airfield
clmd
jkvjh
>>687307355
Top Tier waifu right fucking here
All of you can go away there is a Yuka here
GG EZ thread is kill
Galko, I have something for you...
late claim overwatch edition
>>687308382
Nice to see you Maki~
>I'm ready for the next OW drinking game
>>687308382
You mean team fortress 3?
>>687304535
Not really not doing much right now.
>>687304981
No you are! <3
>>687306457
>>687306463
>>687306523
>>687306715
i know its sad but im lonley its not like im going to try and sex it just hug it from time to time im a regular anon but to embarrassed to pot pic
All of this oatmeal and no milk...
>>687307873
he may still be at doctors