What... is the capitol of Assyria?
Assur. And it's spelled capital. Capitol is a building.
>>687288348
DO IT.
>>687288348
make another one and then you're good to go
albany
>still not a native speaker
>also it wasn't a hard reference
>>687288422
If I do, it likely won't be to a city. Probably somewhere in Washington or Montana.
>>687288475
I'll pass on that
I am merely helping, pekka.
>>687288569
That's fine. I'm sick of the fucking city too. I want to live in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of guns and a dog.
>>687288298
>Too far
>Also no, no sex.
>>687288569
>rather a fat child than 2 child
who will you get to farm on wow for you?
Hey
Kik me at BDZ13
I'm drunk and bored. Wanna show off. My dick is massive
>>687288659
Nope. You get sex. Deal with it.
>>687288720
he has 2 child tho
>>687288736
go away
>>687288736
Im netting you're going to say its 12in when its 6in.
haha, I lauf at ur small dik
>>687288736
ok i'll kik u :3
>>687288841
rawr xD :3
>>687288766
Im too old now
That ship has sailed
jesus fucking christ you two are terrible
>>687288933
The expression goes "that train has sailed" and yes in gay years you're like 40 but still.
>>687288334
is nice ;)
>>687288298
hes the one who keeps going on about it
>>687288626
Well that's about it. Fuck city living.
If it's big enough to have a variety of food and stores, it's good enough for me.
Moving might also be depending on the AUD.
I have about half a million in assets right now.
The weak dollar, plus the losses I'll likely incur when selling things off and the expenses of moving means I'll probably only have around 250k.
That's a pretty brutal loss, considering I'd need to do more university in the US because of the differences between Aus tax law and US tax law.
>>687288720
I have two kids. One of them will be 10 soon
I don't play WoW any more.
I stopped playing retail ages back, and Blizzard shut down Nostalrius.
>>687288979
No
>>687289189
big boy
>>687289184
get them to farm for you anyway, rwt the gold to pay for their uni
>>687289094
I dont care
>>687289184
Diverse food options are the only appealing reason to live in the city honestly. Also wow I had no idea your dollar was worth that little.
>>687289189
Go away.
>>687289193
MMMM YES~
>>687289277
okay before we go further are you the fellow who I said is nice to or the other chap?
>>687289298
Why are you being a prude on a random board
>>687289184
>Blizzard shut down Nostalrius.
Rumors are that blizzard are making their own.
I would play it.
>>687289262
While I don't want her to become a raging slut, I also don't want to give her the next best thing to a chastity belt by getting her addicted to WoW
>>687289298
It was worth roughly twice what it is now 4 or so years back. Currently a little over 70c USD
IIRC it was actually heavier than the USD for a while.
Unfortunately China's economy started screaming bloody murder, and ours relied heavily on theirs.
>>687289433
There are standards of decorum in this thread. Low standards, but you're a visitor and expected to follow them. Lurk more.
>>687289433
the sperg too strong + hugbox = this is not a random board on some site this is his reality and his life
>>687289513
"C-china isn't a paper tiger guys for real functional stable economy!"
And yes I do remember a point in antiquity when you had a dollar worth more than ours. That was so long ago I wasn't exactly economically literate enough to appreciate why.
>>687289569
Hugbox isn't terribly accurate since we're all mean to everyone but you're right on otherwise.
>>687289298
Shut. Up.
>>687289384
The permavirgin, I dont care about anal cus ill never get it.
>>687289513
But all the neckbeards would be so interested at their very bad hps as a holy blood elf priest or a holy belf paladin
The only 2 classes and 1 race grills seem to play in wow
>>687289505
No, they've completed rejected any idea of that happening multiple times, even in response to the recent petition that got something around 250k signatures.
Their proposal was "Pristine Servers" which meant they'd basically just freeze a server as is forever.
Why the fuck they think anyone in the history of ever wants to play nothing but one patch of WoD forever is beyond me.
>>687289685
Talking is my favorite thing.
>>687289713
>Their proposal was "Pristine Servers" which meant they'd basically just freeze a server as is forever.
>Why the fuck they think anyone in the history of ever wants to play nothing but one patch of WoD forever is beyond me.
How the fuck oblivious ARE they
>>687289685
k bro
idk why this kitty has a beret on
>>687289713
Their proposal wasnt pristine servers. It was something they could achieve and asked if people were interested in it, ofc people werent
But you did get the reference, right?
Nope.
>>687289713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuOYmqSF6OQ
This is some Orwellian shit right here
Im going to try to assume its because of shitty human nature of "pride".
>If they dont like what we made what did we do it for!!? I know! We will deny them anything else so they can praise us for any shit we spatter out.
>>687289783
Talk about something else.
>>687289818
k
>>687290045
There's something of a chasm between blizzard's decision makers and their customers apropos understanding.
>>687290136
I bet your butthole feels soft as down.
>>687289518
>lurk more
Just be a faggot you faggot
Sheesh, have you not watched Monty Python?
>>687290136
remember idgaf
I have, just not recently.
>>687290232
No.
>>687290193
ky
>>687290196
You're pissing me off
>>687290296
idgaf about you, bitch.
Clearly you aren't fit to be a king.
>>687290336
Have you ever felt it?
>>687289680
It was like, 2012. That's not THAT long ago.
>>687289695
To be fair, after BC I usually went very few races
Caster:
Undead Male
Blood Elf Female
Human Female
Worgen Male/Female
Draeni Female
Melee:
Undead Female
Worgen Male/Female
Class specific shit meant dick all in PvE outside of extreme min-maxing after Classic and if I am gonna stare at a character for several hundred hours, I might as well make it one I like.
>>687289783
Not oblivious - cheap. Nostalrius was volunteer work. Blizzard would need to pay their people.
Having an updating, bug-free legacy server would cost Blizzard money
Having a server that requires no patches, no bug-fixes, no real maintenance doesn't.
>>687290045
I get their counter-argument - that people don't want vanilla servers, they want FREE servers - but I really do think they've just dropped the ball here.
If Blizz announced a proper legacy server, one with an updating timeline like Nostalrius, I would be reactivating my subscription right now
Of course not. After all, what's a king to a god?
>>687290460
What's a god to an unbeliever?
>>687290409
Felt what?
>>687290440
Stop, you didnt even sc those, faggot dom did.
>>687290380
mmm lemme kiss your hole
>>687290446
I was 17.
>Not oblivious - cheap.
If nostalrius was sufficiently popular that they needed to c&d it, they're surely aware that it'd be popular.
>>687290556
WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN
ANYTHING
>>687290606
Your anus.
>>687290446
>orc hunter
>permaban
>troll hunter
also get hype for nostral x blizzard talk
Gods are supposedly omniscient though.
>>687290446
Laziness is also another factor.
Only yahweh. He cheats.
>>687290313
I feel like nobody here likes you
>>687290606
There's no need to be upset dear
>>687290738
Incorrect.
>>687290738
I was going to say something snarky but lookit that, I don't even have to. Thanks eisen.
>>687290777
Fast to answer.
Must be insecure.
So you're not a very powerful god, more like a lesser deity.
<3
>>687290636
No, im not gay.
>>687290752
Eat shit.
Most powerful ≠all powerful.
>>687290854
>hurr
>>687290636
Nostalrius made them look bad.
Nostalrius wasn't just nostalgia. Classic WoW had shit that made the game enjoyable that current WoW lacks. If it was just nostalgia it wouldn't have been as big as it was, not for so long.
Having a working, active alternative to current WoW let people easily draw comparisons that couldn't be attributed to rose-tinted goggles.
Also the question isn't whether or not a legacy server would be popular - but whether or not it would be popular enough to be profitable.
>>687290777
Teach demo how to rs
he was trying to play rs3 for the past day
>>687290610
Sweet jesus I'd lick this cock till the end of time.
>>687290991
You don't have to be. You should get better acquainted with your body.
>>687291008
Given the standards Nostalrius was maintained at for free, I think it's difficult to see how a token increased investment wouldn't be profitable. I'd wager that the vast bulk of the userbase didn't go back to WoW as is, as much out of spite as the accurate observation that current WoW is garbagebin.
>>687290991
I love when you belittle me
>>687291105
Did he get past the tutorial
>>687291217
Maybe? he was complaining his pc couldnt handle runescape character creation then sends a screenshot of rs3 client
he said he baked bread so there is that
>>687291166
No thanks
>>687291173
Good, id love to see you die.
>>687291114
yup yup
>>687291166
Possibly. I dunno man. All I know is Blizz are dicks.
Maybe some time in the future
>>687291422
At least your refusal is polite.
>>687291390
>he was complaining his pc couldnt handle runescape character creation
What the fuck, that's not even a toaster that shit's the bread crumbs stuck to the bottom
>>687290380
you got a poopyhole?
>>687291501
Still waiting for them to get their comeuppance.
To be fair RuneScape is a bloated piece of shit now.
>>687291390
I'll tell him to make an OSRS account.
>>687291506
Im not saying shit here, because niggers like frank use it as ammo to belittle me.
>>687291568
What, like Overwatch suddenly imploding and all of Blizzard's money is devoured by a magical genie?
>>687291615
well rs3 has the new flashy client which doesnt use java so it makes sense
he has one
>>687291680
You get a rough go of it nibbles. I'm not victim blaming you anymore.
>>687291690
Or someone goes postal at their headquarters.
>>687291772
Excellent.
>>687291878
whats your rsn? I want to see these pristine stats
>>687291773
Silly SF Blizzard HQ isn't inside a school
>>687291422
You keep saying the nastiest things, but I know you don't mean a single bit of it.
>>687291964
Right, they probably actually have armed guards. Like rational people who don't want to die.
>>687291680
so why you still a virgin? Got a stinky h0le? Piles? Ring sting?
>>687292091
Im ugly and autistic.
>>687292049
Besides, if gamers went postal at big game publishers every time they got upset, Electronic Arts and Ubisoft would have been suicide-bombed years ago.
>>687291962
They're really not that great. I spent 60% of my playtime making YouTube videos with strangers and the other 40% bankstanding.
>>687292294
Which is the best evidence of all that video games don't cause violence because holy fuck do they deserve it.
>>687292239
rofl how do you know you're ugly though. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think I'm ugly but I get my share of girls and boys
>>687292340
Oh I thought you played oldschool
>>687292384
Keyboard Warriors > IRL fighters
>>687292534
>not oper8ing in your house naked with a gun and an extra mag squeezed between your cheeks
step^
>>687292463
Oh, my OSRS stats are complete shit.
>>687292617
I got my boomerangs at the ready
>>687292390
I look like a bad matchup between karrot top and steve buscemi.
>>687292636
>just buy max stats in rs3 :^)
>>687292769
Oh shit that sounds AWESOME.
Do you actually have a boomerang?
>>687292788
pffffft
>>687292806
Gay
>>687292855
Yeah, about half a dozen. I can throw them fine, but I can't do the cool "throw six at once" thing that some of the realnigga boongs can do.
They are not for use on people.
>>687293024
dont you need a bank to bank stand? :^)
>>687293051
Could you actually use one effectively if someone broke into your house or something though? Also post pics. Sounds super fucking badass.
>>687292788
says you. I look like the milky bar kid on crack and diabetes but that doesnt stop people going "mmmmmmmm"
>>687293175
You're australian aren't you
>>687293280
maybe....maybe not
;)
>>687293383
well you're referencing a candy that doesn't exist in the states and apparently people around you have no sexual standards, that sounds like australia to me. I've legitimately never met an australian virgin.
>>687292855
pfffft you
>>687293175
I dont care, you're probably a kaniver which explains it. I dont got game like that so I cant get any.
>>687293531
teeheehee.
Nah not aussie sorry mate
>>687293653
Oh well. Where then?
>>687293601
I'll pfffft all up into you.
>>687293156
They're in the bedroom, remind me later
>Could you actually use one effectively if someone broke into your house or something though?
They're not for people. Contrary to popular belief, boomerangs aren't for hunting kangaroos and shit. They're for birds.
Get half a dozen people and basically unleash a coordinated shotgun blast of your wooden sticks. Usually near a tree where you can scare a bunch into flight. Birds have shitty hollow bones and tend to get stunned or have wings broken by the boomerangs.
For kangaroos and other people you throw a spear.
>>687293653
kiwi?
>>687293786
I will do so.
That's unfortunate. Still I suppose it's better than the nothing the australian government lets you own. Do you actually hunt with it?
flashing lights give me a headache.
>>687293763
Why do you keep hitting on me?
>>687293963
Natural light gives me a headache.
>>687293997
You're a cutie.
>>687293763
>>687293790
eez a secrot. That being said my friend sent me some milky bars a while back cause I look like the milky bar kid. Good stuff.
>>687293601
no I'm just me :) but I'm not an autist, that may be the big bit of the puzzle here. Heeheehee
>>687294258
Nigga we can't dox you from the name of your country unless you live in vatican city.
>>687294138
Virgins over the age of 21 arent cute, they're fucking worthless.
>>687294398
why bother? Its not like it matters
t. pope whateverhisnameis
>>687294554
I like using knowledge of individuals to make informed judgments. Also international shitposting.
>>687294448
I know several exceptions, yourself among them.
>>687293896
>Still I suppose it's better than the nothing the australian government lets you own
I'm sure I've mentioned before that you can totally get rifles and shit in Australia.
It's easier to get a rifle than a handgun.
The thing is that pretty much the only people who have guns are the ones who actually use them often for recreation or pest control.
People who use guns on a regular basis and understand safety and responsibility are not the people I would worry about being shot by.
>>687294258
k
>>687294689
You dont make the rules
>>687294448
Sex doesn't really matter.
>>687293531
Well it's kinda the same for me you might say chicken bones as in the kind from a actually chicken I'll end up think of the candy of the same name.
>>687294709
You can't own semi automatic rifles FFS. Look I know it's not impossible in ausland but it's still absurdly authoritarian. Get a proper taste of liberty and you'll never want to go back.
>>687294896
what
>>687294815
Oh yes I do.
>>687294746
k
>>687294689
k
>>687294934
It's a hard mint candy with chocolate inside.
>>687294258
Reveal your secrets to me
>>687294448
I'd tap that
>>687294840
>literally the most critical biological urge save for the digestive cycle
>>687295128
Why on earth would you name a candy after that
>>687294840
>WRONG
>>687294934
No you dont
>>687295436
I am in charge of this world and the next.
>>687295150
k. I'm not wearing any underwear today.
Also when I was 6 I accidentally stole a can of coke from a store. My mother told me to put it in the basket and I put it in her trolley by accident and she never noticed til we left the store and were home
;_;
>>687295266
I don't know but they are fucking delicious, too bad it's a seasonal candy.
>>687295561
Seasonal candy is an equally absurd idea. It's not like they're made with natural products.
>>687295559
>Also when I was 6 I accidentally stole a can of coke from a store. My mother told me to put it in the basket and I put it in her trolley by accident and she never noticed til we left the store and were home
YOU GODDAMN MONSTER.
>>687295150
That's because you're a faggot, and faggots have no morality.
>>687294934
You can get semi-auto rimfire rifles under some circumstances.
Either way, doesn't matter much to me. I'm not too fussed about guns. I prefer skydiving to going to the local shooting range.
>>687295551
Kill all the jews and niggers then and ill give you my body. Thats reasonable isnt it?
what is a furry?
>>687294840
>>687295266
yup sex is a big part of a healthy relationship it helps you bond with your partner
>>687295677
if anyone finds out I'll be breakin' rocks for 50 years
>>687295721
>rimfire
teeheehee
>>687295677
I think it has to do with the time of year and demand, I've seen people going with carts of the candy at Christmas.
>>687295721
>.22 LR
yeah, such liberty
It's not about the guns themselves, it's about what they represent. It's about abdicating your safety to an amoral organization, to a body of humans as flawed as yourself who believe wholeheartedly that they know better than you.
>>687295898
I like jews and I favor deportation for negros. We can compromise, I'm sure.
>>687295954
Sex is an important part of life generally.
BREAKING ROCKS IN THE HOT SUN
>>687295977
Advertising.
>>687295559
Reveal more
>>687295698
Just the other day you said I was 100% hetero
>>687296081
Pretty much
>>687296081
No, I want them to die.
>>687296154
more of what? The underwear details, the theft or just more secrets in general?
>>687296081
yeah gotta release that tension. *POP*
>>687296335
Everyone dies, nibbles. Now I'm gonna need you to meet me halfway somewhere along the line here.
>>687296425
The reasons are more complicated than that.
>>687296154
Stop your obsession with me, stop talking.
>>687296081
Eh, just means that me and whoever is compromising my safety rely on long stabby things instead of guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_fMN9kFm14
>>687296500
hey dont be like that
>>687296485
well theres the healthy prostate thing for starters
>>687295266
It's not that critical.
Sometimes people want to reserve certain foods for a time/season special to them like Christmas so that they don't become mundane. Helps get into the mindset that "this is the time to celebrate or relax" too.
>>687296425
Fuck it all 3
>>687296500
I guess I've tormented you enough for today cupcake
>>687289193
only in an airbus.
>>687296629
Can you own spears? They are generally the most effective melee weapons but you'd still lose to a properly armed assailant. And let's also not forget the nonzero chance your government decides to try some tyranny.
Also this video is hilarious jesus Australia.
>>687296640
That too.
>>687296664
Yes, it is. Our biological mandate is reproduction. Sex is essential to the human psychology as a result of that.
>>687296673
Yah your right, If seasonal food was available all the time it would lose that special appeal and you would get sick of it in no time flat.
>>687296686
well its really hot so I was just in the nude but then I had to get a ladder from the shed so I pulled my jeans on and I havent taken them off
not much more to say regarding the theft, we got home, my mother asked about it and I said "You said put it in the basket" (she had like a leather basket which she used instead of grocery bags) and she laughed and said I put it in the wrong basket but then told me stealing is wrong and I can get in big trouble for it
Also I have quite an addiction to cute legal males, boibutts a drug and I'm hooked
>>687296485
No, I do NOT enjoy knowing they do not have suffering in their lives.
>>687296640
eat shit, bitch.
>>687297199
eat my willy boi
>>687297199
So inflexible.
>>687296864
It's an early morning show, has shit like that all the time because they're half asleep and rambling
If spears and other obvious weapons aren't allowed in a home environment, no one cares unless you get caught for drug trafficking or CP or something. It's like cartoon porn featuring children, it's technically illegal (In all states I think) but in practice is only really used to bring more charges and harsher penalties on people who were caught for something else.
>>687296864
It's just the propagation of suffering through our selfish desires to live on vicariously by the legacy of some meaningless bloodline. It's been perverted from that far enough, but it's still too familiar. But of course you're just going to say that we're bound to it by our hardwired brains.
Biologically encouraged, but really not that great.
We'd be better off looking well into how to let it go.
>>687297275
Eat shit
>>687297288
Everyone gets theirs, I still havent, I will not compromise.
yay for sending emails to your teacher saying they're a bad teacher
>>687297198
Nothing wrong with cute guys over the legal age and people make mistakes the main thing is to learn from them, right
>>687297426
That innuendo was way too well executed to not be deliberate.
Ah yes, I understand that sort of legislation. Disagree with it because it opens the door for political prosecution...which is softcore tyranny. We have similar laws in the US as well of course. The only reason states with carry licenses require you to get the license to begin with is so they can prosecute niggers harder for shoving a gat int heir waistband.
>>687297570
I don't disagree with you, reproduction is literally the greatest sin imaginable, morally. It is also unstoppable because it is the tendency of life to propagate. If it wasn't, that life that failed to do so dies out and is overtaken by that life that does reproduce.
Well I'm gonna go for a run, see you guys later
>>687297590
come on lemme lick your haemorrhoids
>>687297678
yeah pal totally cute guys are scrummy. Another secret, I like to play the rough tough rocker type but I'm a big soft guy underneath.
>>687297692
Yeah typically I would just prefer them to straight up give harsher penalties for that sort of thing if that is what they're after.
I mean, no one in Aus is gonna complain if you wanna increase the minimum prison time for child abusers/pornography holders by a few years
>That innuendo was way too well executed to not be deliberate.
The girls were definitely pushing it
>>687298015
It should be handled like assault is in the US. Owning a gun? Not a crime (unless you're a felon). Assaulting someone is a crime, assaulting someone with a deadly weapon is a more severe crime. There's precedent for gradient crime scales there. But it shouldn't be independently illegal.
>>687297692
I'll leave that to everyone else; they seem eager enough.
Even so, it really doesn't afford me any sort of high ground to say such things.
The less I think about life in such a grand scope, the better.
>>687298127
I'm just happy to find someone else who's successfully taken morality to its logical conclusion.
>>687298006
I automatically started thinking of guys who dress like British punk rockers XD.
I kinda thought my last comment came off badly.
suh dudes
>>687298251
Nah I dont think it did. Also more like the ramones. Jeans, leather jacket and converse and I've got quite a serious look even though I'm always laughing and joking.
But when I'm with a cutie the jacket comes off and the lips go full kissymode firing off 1000 kpm
>>687298124
I'm going to bed. Gotta face the music at some point
nite
>>687298623
Must not be a dull moment for you huh ?
>>687298838
later, homo
Anyways I'm out, have a good one people.
>>687298839
well its been quite quiet round here lately. A lot of people are heading home cause they've finished their courses and a lot of locals are settling down so its slim pickin's
I see these threads are the same as always.
Thank you for your input.
very observant, wow
bump
>>687300011
>>687300232
Just as hostile as ever too.
>hostile
>>687300467
Would you prefer passive-aggressive?
Yeah I guess.
>hostile
this is the nicest place in the universe
>>687300838
lil red rocket :3
>>687300894
sicko
>>687300982
peep peep
SPLODGE