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2016-06-01 12:42:34 Post No. 687278558
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:42:34 Post No. 687278558 [Report]
Why don't you own a pistol, anon?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:09 Post No.687278605
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:09 Post No.687278605 [Report]
>>687278558
Because I'm not a faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:15 Post No.687278615
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:15 Post No.687278615 [Report]
So I don't blow my head off
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:43 Post No.687278653
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:43:43 Post No.687278653 [Report]
>>687278605
Clearly missed the joke
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:02 Post No.687278674
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:02 Post No.687278674 [Report]
>>687278615
this
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:19 Post No.687278703
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:19 Post No.687278703 [Report]
>>687278558
Because I live in Europe. We are civilized here. We don't need guns. We talk
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:56 Post No.687278753
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:44:56 Post No.687278753 [Report]
>>687278703
>We talk
Get cucked, more like.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:45:06 Post No.687278762
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>>687278558
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:01 Post No.687278825
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:01 Post No.687278825 [Report]
>>687278558
Because I live in a 1st world country so I have no need for a gun.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:04 Post No.687278829
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>>687278653
LE EPIC LONG FINGER SUCH FUN MUCH WOW WE DID IT REDDIT :D :D
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:30 Post No.687278869
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:30 Post No.687278869 [Report]
>>687278753
Get cucked. If you feel like a cuck without a gun then you are clearly a cuck
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:59 Post No.687278902
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:46:59 Post No.687278902 [Report]
>>687278653
You call that a joke.... You're clearly a fucking faggot
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:47:58 Post No.687278973
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:47:58 Post No.687278973 [Report]
>>687278829
>>687278902

Wtf you guys clearly don't get it either
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:48:12 Post No.687278992
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:48:12 Post No.687278992 [Report]
>>687278653
>Clearly missed the joke
>Joke

Added an extra joint on a finger is joke? Are you a fucking autist? There's no joke.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:03 Post No.687279060
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:03 Post No.687279060 [Report]
>>687278558
Cuz i am an europoor and gov's shit stuff
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:48 Post No.687279122
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:48 Post No.687279122 [Report]
>>687278973
I clearly got you're moms but last night
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:48 Post No.687279123
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:49:48 Post No.687279123 [Report]
The joke is interactive. By participating and overacting in such a way, you guys have literally become the joke. You're all a joke.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:50:12 Post No.687279153
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:50:12 Post No.687279153 [Report]
>>687278902

>he doesnt understand what the joke was
>you call "that" a joke

haha
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:53:11 Post No.687279419
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:53:11 Post No.687279419 [Report]
>>687279123
Wos host Du grod von mia gsagt Du gstingada kloana Saugrattler? Du woast fei scho dass I schon aus da Grundi im Hochzug bei de Gebirgsjaga ois Besta aussaganga bin, I war in am Hauffa saugeheime Raffareien mit de Mohammedana und hob über 300 obgraglt, garantiert. I bin a drainierta Untergrundkempfa und I bin da beste Scharfschütz von da ganzn Armee. Du bist nix für mi ois a zui mera, I blos Dir so prazis Dei Liachtal aus wie's die Welt no ned gseng hod, host me? Du glaubst Du kanntst davokemma nachdem Du sowas von mia gsogt host aufm Internet? Da denkst nummoi drüba noch, Oarschgsicht. Grad wie mia redn ruaf I meine Spionage-Spezln im ganzn Bayernland zsam, und dei IP werd grod im moment zruckverfoigt oiso richt Di scho amoi her fürn Sturm, Du Wurm. Der Sturm der wo des kloane Ding ausradiert wos Du rührselig Lebn nennst. Du bist aufgschmissn. Kloana. I kon übaroi sei, ollawei, und i kon de auf mera wia siebnhundad Artn dagragln, und des aloa mit meine Handerln. I bin ned blos gübt im Wirtshausraffa, sondern i hob a an zugriff auf des ganze Arsenal von der freiwillign Feiawehr von Olching und i werd des ois hernemma damit Dei gstingada Hintan vom schena Bayernland runtergspült werd, Du kloana Schoashauffn! Wenn Du gwusst hätts wos Dei kloana "schlauer" Kommentar auf De runterreisst, dann hättst wahrscheinlich Dei voigsoachts Maul ghoidn. Aba Du hosts ned kenna, Du host Dei Mei aufreissn miassn, und jetzt zoist, Du gottverdammta Troddl. I scheiss an Grant üba Dir aus und Du werst drin dasauffa. Du bist komplett hi, Klona.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:53:26 Post No.687279440
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:53:26 Post No.687279440 [Report]
>>687279153
If everyone doesn't get your "joke" It's probably not a joke and not funny.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:55:46 Post No.687279644
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:55:46 Post No.687279644 [Report]
>>687279123
>>687279440

I dunno man I think all these people getting worked up and acting like tards is pretty fuckin funny. Gg joke op
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:55:48 Post No.687279646
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:55:48 Post No.687279646 [Report]
>>687279440

Not my joke faggot, anonymous isn't a username.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:56:51 Post No.687279746
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:56:51 Post No.687279746 [Report]
>>687279646
t. anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:57:05 Post No.687279771
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:57:05 Post No.687279771 [Report]
>>687279419
I dont need to know german to know what this is.
>Das Kek
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:58:17 Post No.687279871
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 12:58:17 Post No.687279871 [Report]
>>687278558
Is this pic real?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:03:16 Post No.687280298
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:03:16 Post No.687280298 [Report]
>>687278973
woah a long finger HAHAHAHA FUCKING TOP KEK!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHFEWRKFGBN YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!!! FUCKIN KEK LOL HAHA
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:03:59 Post No.687280342
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:03:59 Post No.687280342 [Report]
Because I'm not a faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:04:06 Post No.687280354
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:04:06 Post No.687280354 [Report]
>>687279646
you're still a shit cunt
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:04 Post No.687280424
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:04 Post No.687280424 [Report]
>>687279123
shut up you massive faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:06 Post No.687280425
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:06 Post No.687280425 [Report]
>>687279123
>>687279644

I present exhibit A
>>687280298
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:41 Post No.687280459
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:41 Post No.687280459 [Report]
>>687280425
HAHAHAHA NICE ONE ANOTHER FUNNNY JOKE HAHAHAHAHA KEK LOL
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:43 Post No.687280462
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:43 Post No.687280462 [Report]
>>687279871
yes.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:58 Post No.687280487
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:05:58 Post No.687280487 [Report]
>>687280424
You cant handle it can ya. Too much for ya cunt
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:06:07 Post No.687280504
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:06:31 Post No.687280533
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:06:31 Post No.687280533 [Report]
>>687280504
I'm honoured
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:08:16 Post No.687280666
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:08:16 Post No.687280666 [Report]
>>687278703
We own guns in europe faggot, yu know nofing
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:10:02 Post No.687280811
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:10:02 Post No.687280811 [Report]
>>687280459
>>687280298

stop embarrass yourself, newfag. Just leave.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:11:31 Post No.687280924
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:11:31 Post No.687280924 [Report]
>>687280811
Maybe they've been here so long that their brain has decomposed and they've gone full circle
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:14:10 Post No.687281118
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:14:10 Post No.687281118 [Report]
>>687279771
Just btw, that is like a very bad german accent, from southern germany or even from swiss or austria. Even a real german (me) cant read all of that, and i live near that region.

>Was hast du gerade gesagt? Ich bin ein Ex-Militär Scharfschütze mit über 300 bestätigten Abschüssen...

Thats more german than that other post
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:14:13 Post No.687281122
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ITT: samefaggotry and OP covering up his stupidity
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:14:15 Post No.687281124
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:14:15 Post No.687281124 [Report]
>>687280811
HAHAHA WOW BUZZWORDS FUCKING HILARIOUS TOP KEK HAHAHA SO FUNNY
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:15:09 Post No.687281206
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:15:09 Post No.687281206 [Report]
>>687281118
It's Bavarian.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:15:22 Post No.687281227
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:15:22 Post No.687281227 [Report]
>>687281124
Bet you were just buzzing to say that
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:16:37 Post No.687281336
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:16:37 Post No.687281336 [Report]
>>687281206
Jo klar, aber halt sehr südlich an der grenze zu österreich, schätz ich
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:17:17 Post No.687281406
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>>687278558
because I already own the greatest weapon man has ever created

>pic related
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:17:33 Post No.687281428
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:17:33 Post No.687281428 [Report]
>>687278558
because i live in the uk where we dont need guns to make sure we arent shot by the police
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:18:34 Post No.687281522
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:18:34 Post No.687281522 [Report]
>>687281406
How many fedoras do you have?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:18:39 Post No.687281528
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>>687281406
This is a better weapon for you

>I took the b8
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:10 Post No.687281574
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:10 Post No.687281574 [Report]
>>687278762
why does he have six fingers on one hand?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:45 Post No.687281628
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:45 Post No.687281628 [Report]
>>687278558
you are an absolute cunt. i will dismember you alive you cocksucker.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:54 Post No.687281640
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:19:54 Post No.687281640 [Report]
Pistol permit takes 2 years of gun club membership and I cba
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:20:16 Post No.687281670
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:20:16 Post No.687281670 [Report]
>>687281336
Stimmt. Hoert sich an wie die österreicher Skispringer in der Eurosport Moderatorenkabine.

>"jetzt red doch mal deutsch! keiner versteht dich!"
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:21:02 Post No.687281755
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>>687281522
I don't wear fedoras, I wear trilbys

>pic related
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:21:03 Post No.687281757
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:21:03 Post No.687281757 [Report]
>>687281574
Im guessing a part of his grnome mutated randomly, giving him extra extremities on the manibus
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:22:42 Post No.687281907
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:22:42 Post No.687281907 [Report]
>>687280666
That's why we violated your women and we slave you.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:22:53 Post No.687281922
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:22:53 Post No.687281922 [Report]
>>687281670
Haha, denk ich mir auch immer

Aber lieber so als irgendein absolutes plattdeutsch

>kiek ma, ditte is ja richtig kek

Von wo bist du aus deutschland? Ich bin schwabe, kenn deshalb nur bayrisch und schwäbisch
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:24:39 Post No.687282071
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:24:39 Post No.687282071 [Report]
>>687281574
You did notice the 3 knuckles in the first pic right m8?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:25:12 Post No.687282124
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:25:12 Post No.687282124 [Report]
Because im not a bitch who lives in fear of minorities
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:28:30 Post No.687282425
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:28:30 Post No.687282425 [Report]
>>687282071
yeah, it's a really shitty photoshop, the last third of the finger is a completely different color
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:32:19 Post No.687282771
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>>687278558
Because I know how to photoshop properly
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:33:35 Post No.687282896
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:33:35 Post No.687282896 [Report]
>>687281922
NRW und spreche Eifeler Platt im Alltag :^)

Dein Beispiel ist eher typisch berliner Dialekt. Hatte nen Klassenkamerad in der Grundschule, dessen Familie ueber die Mauer geflohen ist und der hat genau so gesprochen.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:36:09 Post No.687283137
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:36:09 Post No.687283137 [Report]
>>687282896
Shut the fuck up you German SCUM!
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:36:21 Post No.687283156
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:36:21 Post No.687283156 [Report]
>>687282896
Echt? Scheisse gebaut, wie gesavt, kenn mich bei anderen dialekten net so gut aus, es gibt hier halt nich viele aus den neuen bundesländern
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:37:08 Post No.687283228
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>>687278558
Because my cat has it...
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:37:34 Post No.687283263
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:37:34 Post No.687283263 [Report]
>>687283137
Fuck off, let us talk, why do you get triggered that easily?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:37:50 Post No.687283288
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:37:50 Post No.687283288 [Report]
>>687278558
I'd use it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:40:27 Post No.687283513
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:40:27 Post No.687283513 [Report]
>>687283263
NEIN! Fuck off SCUM!!
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:42:55 Post No.687283734
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:42:55 Post No.687283734 [Report]
>>687283513
Kamerad, warum bist du so eine Schwuchtel? Warum hast du diese liebe für Schwänze, die eigentlich nur Frauen haben? Versteckst du etwas?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:51:31 Post No.687284484
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 13:51:31 Post No.687284484 [Report]
>>687283734
Why are you such a German piece of shit? Why did you lose WW2? Why do you suck so many cocks?
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:05:53 Post No.687285821
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:05:53 Post No.687285821 [Report]
>>687284484
Did I loose the war? Did YOU win the war? Shut the fuck up about things like that,thats pretty faggoty.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:06:14 Post No.687285858
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:06:14 Post No.687285858 [Report]
>>687278558
Because I have a shotgun
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:11:12 Post No.687286316
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I live in the UK so i cant get one without going to jail for a billion years. But i wpuld if i could
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:11:51 Post No.687286379
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:11:51 Post No.687286379 [Report]
>>687278558
Can't afford one
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:25:11 Post No.687287639
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:25:11 Post No.687287639 [Report]
>>687278558
i dont want to kill myself right now
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:32:13 Post No.687288303
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But I do. It goes everywhere with me.
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:35:09 Post No.687288554
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:35:09 Post No.687288554 [Report]
>>687278992
>an extra joint
I got your joke
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:36:19 Post No.687288662
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:36:19 Post No.687288662 [Report]
>>687278558
I live in europe. I still need one
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:38:27 Post No.687288837
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Anonymous 2016-06-01 14:38:27 Post No.687288837 [Report]
>>687278605
/thread
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>>687288303
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