dem malls balls

fucking oath mate

what postcode is everyone from?

5162 and someone for the love of god post a chick from the south

>>687278491
>>>/soc/

also hills girls

jump into the vola cunts nhP2Pr

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Join and talk about Adelaide ect

Is there any reason whatsoever to visit adelaide?

Fuck you Fuck vola Fuck your mums mums dad Fuck you unborn childs mentally challenged best friend

>>687280376
We got stuff aye

>>687280479
what kinds of stuff? I live in perth and it's pretty fucking empty here

>>687280582
Oh compared to perf we got tons of culture and such
I museum is pretty good and we've go a lot of beautiful places to visit

Hey fellow adelaide people!

Adelaidian here.
Why is everyone in this thread typing with shit grammar and putting on a forced australian accent?

>>687281115
fuck yous talking bout cunnt

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How the fuck do I find a job in this city

>>687281422
are you one of those scary hobos on North Terrace?

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all the nignogs took our jobs

>>687281607
Nah moved to Gawler to live with my partner but getting a job has been more difficult than expected and centerlink is only barely cutting it right now.

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woodville nrth babes
milf & bilf

>>687281422
i got an opening at my place of work on richmond rd cunt

>>687281710
All the nignogs sit around the park in the city drinking goon and getting in punch ups

>>687281422

You don't! that's the trick!

Seriously, if you don't have any marketable skills you're fucked unless you get really lucky. I even had practical trade qualifications and had to settle for something completely unrelated to my trade.

Also, the fuckin roads in this bumfuck town are the worst shit i've ever experienced. Even when the roads/traffic are working properly it's right on the edge of collapse. Because every cunt lives south and works north.

>>687281869
Is this Ebony?

>>687278858
5067

>>687281883
Doing what?
>>687281954
sounds about right. I'm getting closer and closer to just applying for any job I could conceivably do, but I'm not quite at that point yet.

>>687281976
can't remember her name. i'll see if i can find it

>>687281883
Hiring off 4chan this can only end well

Is it just me or does Adelaide have some of the most beautiful sunrises one of the good parts about waking up at 6 everyday i guess

>>687282466
Pretty great sunsets too

WHADABLOODYHELLAREYATALKENABOUTCUNTSYOUWASHYAFUCKENHANDSWHENYAGOTOTHATOİLETCUNTYOUTAKEASHİTYOUWİPEYAFUCKENHANDSORIGHTCUNTFUCKENBEERS

etc.

Australians are garbage allahu akbar

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dicc r8 plz

>>687282466

It is just you

Fucking transexual

>>687282028
Mah nigguh

>>687282746
cucks and their sunrises

>>687281710
>>687281885
Anyone else starting to notice on North Terrace in front
of the government house and
near the war memoriam,that the abo wabbos are starting to make it their home party ground.

I've seen them just grouping around there drinking in droves, and I swear one had christmas lights or some kinda party light.

Fuckin nigg noggs

>>687279586
Is it raining up there atm ?

>>687282918
dunno don't live there any more

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willy

>>687283001
Cheers anyway though.

>>687282864
Da abos will rize again

Then the age of technology will truwely have begun

Abos will have sticks and have figured out a way to make drinking not require so much lying and begging for coins

>>687282864
They gather around the dirt jumps in the city on the weekend and if you go you're bound to see a fight or some funny nig nog shit

>>687282864
im a nig :(

i have a job though

>>687283120
>nig
>job
bullshit.

i think it's time for a nude dump

>>687283105
They will take over Centerlink and then the Earth.

>>687283222
thats why i'm voting liberal

>>687283219
go for it

>>687279377
>tfw it's been years since you've seen nudes from someone you actually know
>5162
>mfw I could actually walk to your house and rape your face

>>687283219
yep, its on

>>687282826
Transexuals need so much time for makeup they must rise early

Adelaide is new orleans of australia

I am not even from shitty australia and i have no idea but you are the anus of india

>>687283366
kek'd

>>687283302
All the political parties are just making bullshit promises and claims that the will never be able to live up to. It's happened several times within the past 5 years.

>gets elected
>shitcunt
>voted out
>shitcunt 2.0 gets eleced
>voted out
>repeat

>>687283366
Adelaide is the nursing home of Australia.

>>687283452
not this time
these shitcunce will rule it

i think shortin will win

>>687283452
News spouts shit , retards clap and drool and watch Neighbours and other mind numbingly retarded shit, then a retard pedo gets elected and the cycle goes on.

>>687283614
Abbotts our only hope

>>687283464
I quite enjoy having sex with older women. My penis becomes erect with ease...

>>687283345
Could you though ? There's I good chance I'd rape you do you even lift ? Faggit

>>687279377
Tara Fay escort. Look her up. She's a skank from the south.

>>687283704
strayas gr8est

>>687283780
You are correct, i am in fact a young girl underage in fact and i will suck your cock if you would please to come unarmed and ready for sex with me

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>>687284003
Pass

Anyone have any italian girls? big tits esp nicenicenice

Anyone have Bells Maries?

>>687284165
Hey man im a big hairy guy and i will suck you cock so good im old and have beard with bad teeth, come unarmed and ready to be sucked

>>687283704
Abbot can't wipe his own ass.

>>687283780
Yes, I totally could.
Your anus would never have any kind of traction ever again.

>>687284299
If we are thinking of the same girl I have

>>687284444
POST

>>687284574
Well how do i know you are talking about the same girl... her tits really are nice though btw

>>687284348
Sure meet in Davron Park shopping center.

>>687284751
No meet in dark alleyway near abos and dumpsters so i can suck your dick correctly

Come unarmed and relaxed so that you xan be ready for pleasure my beard will fulfill you

>>687284699
Isabel Marie?

>>687284968
Sounds good , you better have a big beard.

>>687285129
Motherfucker my beard will satisfy you how much do you want ill suck your dick with my old beard face nigga my life has been long i have a legacy im near the end of my life a life which included growing this beard and now here i am in my final days offering my beard AND my mouth

I have a library of books and achievements

>>687284699
>>687285023
Cunt please tell me its her

Any one have Brooke uptons? Any las from down south?

>>687285611
well good sir just when I was about to post a full picture of her breasts and face you went and called me a cunt good day to you I will be joinin some abos for a boongfest now instead THANK YOU

>>687285836
yeh sure faggot

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>>687285442
You sound well trained in the ways of contracting AIDS and smoking crack I'm on my way to jizz on that beard.

>>687285679
Yes, fapping 2 right now fuk so good

>>687285679
In every Adelaide thread theres at least one person asking for hers lmao and i'm yet to find them

>>687285976
Theres a few unicorns about that one or two cunts have said they have but never shared.

>>687285922
Mmm nice i cant wait for my beard to get some new protein the can of soup i had spilled on it last month has been used up completely at this point fuck

>>687286190
Yeah like me im fapping 2 it rite now fuk so good yeah mmmm

Adelaide is 10,155 miles from me and I've been there 3 times. Had the most unforgettable night with a sweet girl in Glenelg.

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Any Immanuel/Westminster/Henley girls?

Someone find Brooke uptons nude omg. You will fulfil dreams

Used to live in Adelaide. Now I'm out in Gawler.

>>687286776
Used to live in gawler, now i shit in a bucket eat it with my bare hands for dinner everyday

I still live in gawler

>>687282028
5066 here asl?

>>687287087
14 f

>>687287350
Kik me @ trouserpants

Send pics of dick im underage and enjoy penis

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I'm from 5153.
Y'all niggas are gay a/f. Where's the dude who works at Woolworths?

>>687287972
Right here wassup homie yeah i take creep shots my dick is hard but im just eating some cereal delicious

>>687280376
Adelaide Oval is pretty cool. Apart from that, unless you're a mullet enthusiast not much to see. Better off going to a real city like Melbourne.

>>687287972
any nudes of stirling/hills girls?

>>687288558
>2016
>visit a city
>just to see a fucking oval

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>>687278491
5033 checking in

>>687288169
Ay boiiiiiiiiiii
I keep going to woolworths but I can't figure out who you are to be honest.

>>687288625
How old are you? Are you still in school?

>>687288625
Yeah i have a few...

>>687288756
It's Adelaide, what else are you going to do there except watch the footy/cricket?

>>687288853
You can spot me easy i have a beard and i enjoy mans butt booty is what i live for

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>>687280376
The Adelaide hills are grate to ride a motorbike in

>>687288866
post or dump in the vola

>>687288987
I want to lick my own ass why cant it be done in adelaide?

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>>687281115

>>687289089
More than 10 of my friends have died on that road alone bastard

>>687289089
Just make sure you got duct tape on the plate , some super corsa's and a full tank lol.

Looking for nudes from, Aberfoyle Park, reynella, woodcroft, Marion area

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>>687283120
I'm proud of you ma nig

>>687289176
Because it's the city of Churches. Can't do that in a church m8.

>>687281883
Hey, I live near the corner off Richmond and Marion Rd. I always wanted to work local. I'm up at Modbury working right now.

>>687283753
Where did that come from ?

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>>687282724
No !

>>687289343
Most people that crash up there are idiot commuters that think driving for 20 years commuting somehow makes them competent.
Sure there are a few idiots that speed and don't know what they are doing but trust me the general public cause most accidents up there.
Most of the people speeding up there know what they are doing and they actually stay in their lane too unlike half the public up there.

this one serious /b/
>yesterday had a girl over for sex n shit
>dick was soft
>havent had sex for 2+ years
So any of you had this problem too ?
How do i get hard as rock ?

>>687289165
Whats the vola?

>>687286194
Now I'm ashamed to admit I'm from Adelaide. Fucking weirdos and their beards

>>687290600
Go see a doctor

>>687290905
/r/nhP2Pr

Adelaide's a pile of shit you cunts weren't even in the state of origin sad cunts.

>>687290600 (checked)
>>687290983
also, i`ve tried to fap to porn, and yeah it was rock hard (almost, but acceptable).

>>687291140
Rugbys shit anyway

>>687289021
Is it a big red beard? Haha

>>687291262
So is ur mum m8

>>687291241
I can't help you with any of that stuff but all I can say is get medical help asap don't risk your manhood mate.

So lads who is going to Hahndorf tomorrow?

Speaking of Hahndorf, watch the TODAY show on friday morning and you'll probably see me. The cafe where I work is going to host them.

>>687291431
i will keep that in mind, maybe it was stress or whatever, it was firslike experience for me, as it was with no romantic bullshit, just sex.

>>687291336
Tell me what state your in so I can make fun you damn't.

nobody is going to hahndorf tomorrow

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>>687278491
Any of you cunts have nudes of this chick?

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>>687289343
I have been riding those hills for 20 years. Haven't broken a bone yet. Written if two Triumphs but I'm lucky.

why is it that every time an adelaide thread is posted, it's always with the picture of those two silver balls, is that literally all adelaide has that is interesting ?

>>687292544
it's just a recognizable landmark fagit

>>687292544
Tasfag here, can confirm adelaide is even more shit tier than hobart.

At least we have MONA and good whiskey.

>>687292838
How many heads do you have ?

>>687293173
Only one, the other was removed at birth. I have the scar still.

>>687292838
at least my pubes aren't the shape of my state

YES I HAVE THE ANSWER !
ozpills.com
Cialis
BEST DRUG IN THE WORLD !

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You niggers got any nudes of Chloe Strudwick???

5118 reporting in

i'm bored

>>687293286
>at least my pubes aren't the shape of my state
>implying I don't trim my pubes like any non-degenerate.

stay cucked SA

WE

>>687293435
what sort of deranged mutant shape do yours grow in then tasmanigger?

>>687293272
Hahaha lost it fucking straya ftw. Tas looks like a nice place though.

>>687293435
>Manscaping

Fucking disgusting

>>687291662
ozpills.com
Cialis
I cut them in 3rd hard all night and hard in the morning.
Best drug ever !

>>687293620
>what sort of deranged mutant shape do yours grow in then tasmanigger?
What are you talking about SAcunt? I trim them to not look like the state you autist

>>687293631
>Hahaha lost it fucking straya ftw. Tas looks like a nice place though.
Yeah tassie's pretty good, it's getting nicer every year too. There are a lot less bogans then there used to be, I'm not sure if they're dying off or if they're just keeping to themselves out in the stick instead of coming to the CBD.

>>687293435
Try not to get eaten by Jabba the Hutt oh sorry I ment Gina Rinehart.

Anyone of you guys had any experience with any brothels in Adelaide? I'm a soon to be 21 year old virgin but i'm too awkward to walk into a brothel

what are they like

>>687293425
gawler lyf!


trinity gals are hot a/f

>>687293669
>not manscaping
DISGUSTING !

>>687293959
i graduated from xavier 3 years ago, knew a few girls from trinity though

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>>687293435
>stay cucked

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>>687294108
6 years for me haha.

>>687293929
Ask the politicians they'll know.

>>687293959
i fucking hate gawler

>>687291642
why the fuck is there so many gooks there, like all the time

>>687294348
y

BADEN NUDES ?

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>>687293874
Adelaide fag here.
I fucking LOVE Tasmania !
Best place to go on a motorbike tour. I have done it 3 times. I try to go every couple of years.

>>687294584
you can fuck right off m8

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>>687294599
Glad to hear you like it, I'm not a motorcycle fag myself but I hear its great fun to rip along huon road up through fern tree, if you haven't done it yet maybe give it a go next time you're down.

>>687294733
FOR FUCK SAKE

>>687294599
You can actually have fun over there from what I've heard unlike the ''every k over is a killer ACA and Today Tonight Nazi SA pentioner state'' we live in.

>>687294733
That lad looks like a shit-tier connor mcgregor.

>>687293959
5118 over here brah

>>687278491
5069
REPRESENT CUNTS MEET ME AT THE BP IN 30 MINUTES

>>687294975
it is ...

>>687294772
There isn't a km of Tassi I haven't ridden. I would love to move there but all the locals tell me, stay a winter and you won't want to stay. But I like the cold weather.

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this is now a 5118 nudes thread

we should try and purify Adelaide by exterminating non whites

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>>687295152

>>687295152
damn im 5118 no nudes though.

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>>687295233
don't worry family i got a few

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>>687294584
>>687294646
>>687294733

>>687295319
cheers m8

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>>687295319

>>687295359
YES HAHAHHA

>>687289343
SARS member ?

Where the 5000 sluts at

brydie walker ?

>>687294374
Don't ask me dude. They fucking love that shit. It's all asians all the fucking time. They just keep pouring in.
You'd think that if you come to Australia you wouldn't go to a german themed village.

>>687295359
his got more tats now though but he still has that dinosaur pic

>>687294599
Dude stop riding past my house.

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>>687295583

>>687295870
didn't mean to quote
>>687295583

>>687295563
Are all south australian girls that fat? Jesus christ

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Anymore of Jacqui Brooks?

>>687295951
only the one on the left is, bad angle for the girl on the right, the rest are skinny as fuck. the one on the right has a 9/10 body now

>>687295870
nps :)

>>687294263
She looks like something you'd see in a fun house mirror. The fuck is up with her mid section?

anyone got Christie macarthur ? she had some nudes getting about

>>687294916
S.A. speeding fines are the most expensive in the country. I got done last week in N.S.W. 65 in a 50 zone. $112 and 1 demerit point. Over here that's 3 demerit points and over $350. Fucking venue

>>687295359
got anymoar ?

>>687279377
5161 hi

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>>687295583

in case anyone didn't know, there's a vola for adelaide nudes that gets updated once every 2-3 days

google vola file and put this into the url
/nhP2Pr

it originated on anon-ib

the images only stay up for 2 days though

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>>687295854
Fuck, sorry man. I'll ride up Main North road instead.

>>687296355
LOLOLOL GOTTA BE BLAKE,

The abos need to come up with better begging lines.

"Oi cunt, ya got a dolla? need fa da bus cunt. Nah? got any munchies? nah? got some drugs cunt?"

It makes me happy when they freeze to death outside after chugging petrol. Getting cold now, can't wait to see the news reports.

>>687296355
Lol, the crazy cunt actually did it.

>>687281607
I only know 2 hobos, one's really skinny with long hair and always tries to bum durries if he sees them on you, and the other's really fat and doesn't have any shoes.

>>687278491
Those spherical objects are indubitably touching.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>687296355
anymoar this is shit funny, i had to edit the dick in his mouth one