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My wife squirted like crazy tonight during sex. Ever had this
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My wife squirted like crazy tonight during sex. Ever had this experience?
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>>687266300
yeah, she squirted last time I fucked her, too
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>>687266392
Fucking savage
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>>687266300
she squirts every time with me, you just have to warm her up enough
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>>687266392
My wife or yours?
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>>687266392
>>687266458
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>>687266392
fucking kek
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>>687266300
No, my wife doesnt piss on me when we have sex.

Which is what squirting is, dumbass.
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My gf is always a multiple time squirter, covers my face and fills my mouth
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>>687266824
Who said it wasn't? Dumbass?
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test
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>>687266904
Test failed.
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>>687266824
Dumb fucking shit man why does the internet know nothing of the female body
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>>687266824
never had a woman squirt on him before
faggot
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Yea when I slit someones throat with a knife
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>>687266995
OOOOOH SO EDGY
GO TO BED, you have school in the morning
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>>687266966
nigga. youre a fucking hypocrite faggot.
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>>687267072
At least i know how squirting works faggot
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http://www.thesexmd.com/squirting-really/

virgin dumbasses
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>>687267056
Schools out. That's why this place sucks all of a sudden.
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>>687267282
yfw you realize that porn isnt real.

and you've never actually had a woman.
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>>687266824
>I'm a bad lay
>I'm also a substandard jerk
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>>687267282
What a shit source, have you ever been with a squirter, been to s sex shop, or TAUGT A FUCKING SEX HEALTH CLASS FAGGOT? That's not fucking squirting, thats making a woman piss themselves trying to force squirting
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>>687267566
google. find dozens of medical refutations to your claim. believe it anyway. prove you dont know what youre talking about. demonstrate youve never actually been in any of these situations you claim.

If you like being pissed on, just admit it, dumbass.
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>>687267566
>virgin that's never been with a squirter, been to s sex shop, or TAUGT A FUCKING SEX HEALTH CLASS detected
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>>687267771
Who gives a shit? Why so sensitive? >>687267566
>>687267132
If it gets you off and no one gets hurt, just enjoy it.
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>>687268136
>Who gives a shit?
Oh, you like that AND pissing?
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>>687268136
Wow...I guess it is better to be pissed off than pissed on
>Which is what your wife does
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>>687267771
These sites are hardly fucking medical and if you really read to a point of stable thesis then why did you post the first fucking link on google. Lets just have a quick science lesson dumb shit. What is piss? Water plus excess minerals (yellow and salty). Why is female seminal fluid i.e. squirt? Fucking water, plus minerals. Basic shir dip tard, your body releases water and minerals, in the form of tears, sweat, secretion, same stuff moron, and of course piss and seminal fluid will be similar in characteristic bc they pass through the same passage, but the fluid comes from glads in the gspot and gather in a sac, not the bladder. GET A SQUIRTER GIRLFRIEND AND GET ON MY LEVEL YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT
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>>687266300
Yeah, I find it pretty fucking hot.
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>>687266392
Rekt
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>>687268017
This is said pussy but sure, faggot
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>>687268246
So where is this sac hmm? And how is it that trained medical professionals are ignorant, but you, a boy who enjoys being pissed on and bragging about it on 4chan somehow knows?
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>>687268351
that rubber is strangling your dick man, get bigger ones
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>>687268246
>female seminal fluid

lol

quick lesson: women dont produce semen.

Also: slow down and dont be so mad when you are proved to be an idiot. Just learn something and then you wont make the same stupid mistake again.

Also "gspot" — might want to research that fallacy too, sexpert.
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>>687268247
Finally, someone who's not autistic
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my girl squirts a good amount of the time. she fucking loves it, i dont mind it either. ive had her hit me in the eye before when i was standing up. shits cash
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>>687268400
When your sources are shitty sex health sites and buzz feed, clearly medical professionals, and it's on the literal gspot, which those same medical dipshits also love to say doesn't exist. Faggot
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>>687266300
Your wife is incontinent. That is pee.
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>>687268653
You like being pissed on, then?
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>>687268505
Correction dipshit, wlmen have seminal fluid, semen isn't sperm.
Once again, semen isn't sperm
Pop quiz semen is? Sperm? Or not?
Mid term semen is? Not sperm you learned this already. Do you need to take finals you uneducated virgin fuck
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>>687268800
http://nfp.marquette.edu/arousal_seminal_fluid.php

dumbass.
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>>687268505
Also, what kind of virgin faggot doesn't believe in the g spot, clearly not one who's ever pounded it til being bitten and scratched
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>>687268800
http://www.news-medical.net/health/What-is-Semen.aspx

Only in males.
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>>687268878
Its a fallacy, dumbass.

Just like the fallacy that youve ever had a woman.
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>>687268874
OH HMM LOOKS LIKE PRECUM, SMELLS LIKE PRECUM, TASTES LIKE PRECUM, BASICALY PRECUM, NAH LET'S CALL IT SOME OTHER SHIT SO VIRGINS ONLINE CAN KEK
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>>687268754
if it is piss then its not bad tbh, more the thought of her not being able to control herself. also we tested tht theory she took a piss before a rough fuck session and she still squirted just as much???
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>>687269123
This guy gets it.
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>>687269011
You're the dumbest shit, feel a vagina one day, learn how it works and what it does, wanna know why I'm not putting links like you faggots? My source is god damn premium juicy pussy, mmm mm finger lickin good. Gspots exist, try not to die alone
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>>687269049
If you like cock with precum, then cool. Because that is the only place it comes from.
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>>687269215
Every medical authority denies it - but you have found it.

lol.

yfw you realize you dont really know how to pleasure a woman.
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>>687269310
Who gives a fuck about those nerds, ask literally anyone that has fucked a girl. Ask someone who's regular cum counter on 4 their girl is 6-10. Ask any girl that's had a genuine squirmy clenching orgasm, but you have none of these sources, just your links and your tears, faggot
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>>687267339
>sucks all of a sudden
>all of a sudden
seems like you're one of those summer fags.
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>>687269461
an orgasm is not a gspot.
Ive had women orgasm from touching thier nipples.

You know nothing - and look like a total asshole.
You mad, bro.
lol at you.
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>>687266300
Your wife pissed on you during sex and you're happy over it??
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>>687269461
>All these links and tears
You cracked me up, anon.
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>>687269215
that is fucking disgusting
can you have her atleast shave her ass hit and then repost?
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>>687269548
>played with her nipples
>she moans
>ohmanigaveagirlanorgasm.jpeg
>gotta tell the internet
Nigga last night a trans porn star and i were fucking my gfs pussy at the same time what does your bitch ass know about orgasms
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>>687269215
>hairy asshole
>unwashed skin
>stretch marks
>shitskins
>pussy gaping
premium pussy, huh?
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>>687269641
Hair grows on all ass cracks, not just your swamp ass shit neck
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>>687269732
>Last night a trans porn star and i were fucking my gfs pussy
>what does your bitch ass know about orgasms
>gotta tell the internet
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>>687269555
Learn how to read
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>>687269548
>ive had girls orgasm just from touching their nipples
why don't you tell us something that actually happened virginfag
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>>687269856
You share your nipple orgasm story, gotta put freshmen in their place
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>>687269836
what does asking her to shave her ass have to do with everyone having ass hair. just because everyone takes shits doesn't mean the smell and taste of shit are good
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