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Greentext bread?
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nothing to contribute, but bump!!
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>>687257245
damn I've never read this one before.
really good.
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one of my favorites
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>When I was 12 me and some friends were playing truth or dare and i was dared to cut off my dick. At first it was a joke but then everyone was egging me on and said they'd give me like £50 altogether if I did it. None of us really knew how important a dick was, it was just a flap of skin which you piss through.

I went for it, everyone laughed and I was a hero for like a minute before blood was gushing everywhere and I went to show my mother, she flipped out and took me to the hospital. They reattached my dick but I've got no sensation in it.

Stupidest thing I've ever done in my life, regret it every fucking day. Very sad stuff.
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>>687258793
pics or it didn't happen
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>>687258980
not of that moment.. but maybe of your dick like it is today.
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>greentext
like this?
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>greentext
is this what you had in mind?
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>>687259186
>>687259235

Are you trying to be amusing?
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commencing dump
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HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL FUCKIN HOLY SHITTTT I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11! HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO Y LMAO le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :) just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu? le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin 420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez? RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :)))))))) EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11 le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/@:=] kappa :D EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 topkek XD
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edgelord
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chek'em
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>>687258119
underrated greentext
kek'd hard
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>>687261999
nice post. nice trips
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>mfw no one posted mathurbator yet
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>>687263457
not green but w/e
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>>687263855
thats all folks, thanks for lurking
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>>687257245
>why is she shirtless
Kek
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>>687263957
fuck, those were great
thanks anon
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>>687264371
green text has always been my favorite thing on 4chan
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>>687258793
>Learn to greentext
>Submit story again
>???
>Profit
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>>687262463
I just laughed so hard
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any1 got any more?
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>>687261762
I fucking lost to this
9/10 would read again
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>>687262283
Top fucking kek
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>>687258119
some /fit/ level cringe. glorious.

>y-you too
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Thanks for making me laugh again everyone who contributed night folks
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>>687262383
KEKING SO FUCKING HARD
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>>687261553
this one is my personal favorite from my dump
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>>687263957
you made my night, 90% of those were new to me
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>>687263957
love u
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10/10 great thread. Thanks /b/ for the late nite keks
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Contributing.

>Be 10y/o me at best friends house
>Rooting through his toy box
>We find party horn, pic related
>Start blowing horn and giggling like faggots
>Friend hab idea
>Pulls down trousers and inserts tip of horn into anus
>Lets out chubby kid fart and blows horn
>Rolling around laughing then realise shit on horn
>Scream as we laugh and throw dirty horn on top of wardrobe
>Hear horn fall down back of wardrobe

Fast forward 6 years

>Be still best buddies, hanging out in bedroom playing Mega Drive
>Friends mother in his room clearing round us because lazy rebellious teenagers
>Mother scrambling around behind wardrobe
>"Hey look what I found anons!" TOOT
>me and friend pause, flashback, then absolutely lose our shit
>Mom sees how hilarious she is and starts to march round bedroom tooting horn

I miss that guy
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>people saying underrated.
THERE IS NO FUCKING RATING SYSTEM. THIS ISN'T FUCKING REDDIT SO HOW CAN SHIT BE UNDERRATED GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Oops
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>>687269063
Careful, your autism is showing.
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