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>>687247185

Its true

>>687247185
Im sure everybody forgot about it by now

Move to another country

>Im sure everybody forgot about it by now
Kek

Op, what did you do?

>>687248043
>>687247185
yea we need to know what u did
otherwise i cant rly give u options here

This is bait.

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>>687247185
>>687248043
confess your crime sir and i will bump your thread with porn

>>687247850
I wish

>>687248039
Where? And do what? I'm still fucked either way

>>687248043
I got into a fight. That's about all I can say so try and fill in the blanks

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>>687248281
>>687247467
This is 2016 cancer

>>687248043
He made a shit thread

>>687248464
Somewhere where no one gives a fuck, out in the country and earn a meager living. If you are way out there at least you know no one will find you

I work for the outfit. I think you are being a bitch about this. Or its bait. Or youre just
t retarded.
Either way go fuck yourself.

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Do your time or kill yourself. It seems like it matters but it doesn't really matter. Prison might give you the time you need to make peace with yourself. Death is kind of a mystery. I think you'll be alright in the long run. Try not to make it worse by feeling sorry for yourself.

>>687248464
With who? A random bloke?

>>687248464
If it was a fight it could be self defense ?

>>687248464
there's something your're not telling us OP. A simple fight won't land you 25 years; what really happened?

>>687248741
True that could work. But never being able to come home is not the kinda life I'd look forward to

>>687248759
you work for a clothes company good job

LURK MORE

also try bumping your shit thread with something quality.

>>687249115
>the outfit
Im not that dude but the outfit is a chicago italian mafia group.

>>687249113
He probably killed the fucker. But like, brutally, first degree murder kinda shit.

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>>687247185
Baits

>>687248844
Thank you for the kind words. I've decided to kill myself in the next few days and I'm quite sanguine about it. I feel a peace now I've not had since being a kid and I never amounted to much anyway

>>687249113
Fill in the gaps. I'm not going to confess on a fucking public board

>>687249362
That's what i'm thinking; but I would like confirmation from the OP on this one.

>>687249358
>Mafia dudes can be kinda chill if you get to know 'em
>Old roommate was a Russian Mafia drug synthesizer, real sciency dude.

>>687249479
OP, you just told us that it is only a matter of time till DNA tests convict you; you are screwed either way; no harm in getting it over with now is there?

>>687249545
I don't have a doubt, I dabble with sketchy folks here and there and organized crime guys can be real chill if you don't get on their bad side.

>>687249479
bs if you're killing yourself telling us what happened won't matter and might keep some innocent out of prison

If OP had some manners and respect i would help him. But nah, he shot off his fucking mouth. Fuck em, either way. Whether this is bait, or he really did it. He deserves whatever comming to him. Fucking rude piece of shit.

Escape to the Himalayas OP. Dont know how you'll do it but i'm sure you can figure it out. Slip away to some shit hole in South America, (assuming you're in the US), get in with the wrong people, get a fake passport, and assume the identity of a dead man and travel to Nepal/India. You can live amongst the rugged, rural mountain villages of the greatest mountain range on Earth- All while smoking old world hashish.

>>687249479
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

gawddamn it smells like summer in here or it could just the op being a whiney lil bitch ass nigga.

>>687249479
don't wait a few days. they could come for you any minute and then you will never get a chance.

Tonight Tonight or never.

>>687249514
Thanks for clearing that up

>>687249514
I promise you this. If this thread is still alive when it's time I'll spill everything

>>687249689
True. I'm literally tying loose ends as we speak. Making sure no one knows about this or when it's time to go

>>687249719
>Hey Anon! Come check out this weed I'm growing.
>Dude holy shit. That looks nice.
>You want some? I'll let you test it.
>Three hours later, we're fucking lit as shit on the couch.
>Dude, this is great.
>Yeah. Don't tell anybody about this or I'll stab you.
>Hahahaha
>Hahaha seriously I will shank you in the leg. You're my favourite bro though so I'll let you live.

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>>687248464
he went and killed his wife 4chan
yall are bad at reading comprehension

OP i wish you the best in whatever you plan on doing

>>687250059
goddamn I wanna do this, crime or not. lol

>>687247185
Move to england and survive
Prolife men

>>687250122
By tying loose ends do you mean murdering people.
>I mean thats probably why your in trouble in the first place.
>But why stop at just one.

Hello sir, I am not the FBI.

Explain what you did that was bad for the lulz.. not evidence. Because I am not the FBI

>>687250122
you already omitted to a crime OP, if you were worried about the unlikely case where someone here will get enough information to find you, find the case, then send it to them, it won't be viable evidence.. no more than what you have said already

>>687250053
I'm sorry I didn't mean to be rude/disrespectful. I don't post much on here so i don't know how to be polite

>>687250059
I love the idea of doing something like that but I'm really autistic and a loner. Living dependent of others and being without modern conveniences isn't the kind of life I want to live if that makes sense

>>687250083
The second option sounds about right

>>687250090
Yeah I've had that thought for the last 5 years

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Thanks OP, you the real MVP


Sidenote: I was all three posts (although I doubt anybody cares it's pretty cool to me)

>>687250617
jerk yourself off some more faggot

>>687249115

You just got done saying you had no friends, no family, nothing without female. How the shit do you define "home"?

>>687250293
kek

>>687250345
Thank you anon

>>687250395
I did move to England, although I'm not sure how that helps

>>687250413
I have friends down here that I don't want to hurt. They're the only thing holding me back

>>687250541
>Omitted

>>687250725
can't, rolled evens but am an insomniac so sleeping is kinda out of the question.

Run away now to some shithole country nobody will ever think of looking. Never use your real name or birthdate whilst there. Live a moderately decent life.

Or spend the next 25 years locked up, being told what to do each and every day and never having freedom. When you get out you'll have nothing.

>>687250617
I'm not the one who told you to jerk yourself off :P

>>687249719
i was besties with the president of a white power prison gang. we went to starbucks and denny's and had fun.

one time we were at the bar and this guy groped her.

so she smashed his teeth out with a cue ball.

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>>687250858
Try to beat breivik's score on your way out

There's probably a statute of limitation for the crime, so you might be able to come back eventually

>>687251070
Yeah, it's just how things worked out

>>687251079
Didja feck her?

>>687250856
I've changed a lot since that relationship. I'm now a nice guy as oppose to an angry loser with a bad history. I've made a home in South England and this is where I would spend the rest of my life otherwise

>>687251013
Or commit suicide and save the bother

>>687250293
kek

>>687251121
No statute of limitations on murder or rape if im not mistaken. OP still didnt say what he did. Just that he did a "crime" that has a 25 year penalty

>>687251216
no, just friends. she let me watch her fuck my bf tho <3

>>687251120
lol

>>687251121
I didn't know this existed, I need to read more about this thank you anon

>>687250589
Okay listen, what've done. It cannot be fixed. You cant undo it. What you can do. Is take steps to get out of the situation.
Dont feel bad about doing something, cause there is always something, someone more fucked up than you. That person may have done something worse than you. So relax about that. Next thing, clear you're fucking mind.

How bad was thing that you did?
Was there any witnesses? This include cameras.
Was there any crucial evidence besides dna?
Do you have an alibi, and someone who may have saw you and "prove" this alibi?

Do you have any connections? Police, unorthadox businessmen, judges, etc.
Do you have a lawyer or money for one?

Depending on your answers, i can tell you how to go about this. Cause frankly killing yourself is someccowards way out, its for fucking gavones and pussies. Are you fucking stupid or a fucking pussy?

>>687247185
wow! I can kill myself for only $10!? That's awesome, need to save some money for my pension.

>>687249113
>>687249362
maybe he tortured, mutilated, and raped the person he fought with, but if he did that, he may be able to get off easier by pleading insanity.

>going to kill self
That's also evidence for insanity.

>>687251853
he'll still be sentenced, just to Atascadero, instead of prison.

that doesnt sound like a good break

You're not wanted yet. So, fly to Paris and join the French Foreign Legion. If you make it, you get a new anonymous identity that you can keep permanently.

>>687252080
pleading insanity does make your sentence lighter, though

Well anon just make sure to feature me in the screenshots of this thread.

>>687247185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_I841J6_M

>>687251647
It was as bad as it gets. I've downplayed it in my mind to the point I don't even feel guilty about it. But it was real bad in the eyes of the law
There were no witnesses or cameras. No one knows but you guys.
Yes there was evidence and it was found. The police know a crime was committed but they don't know who did it. Though any random DNA test will point them in the right direction

No connections and no money to afford a decent lawyer

It is a very cowardly way out but I genuinely can't think of another option other than hiding in some shit hole scraping by

>>687252215
That used to work back in the day but now they do background checks and if you're wanted. They'll know and deny you. They won't turn you in however.

>>687247185
Are 3 hots and a cot so bad? Man up and turn yourself in.

>>687252314
Move to chicago, i can help you. And if i help you. You help me. Understood?

>>687252314
Did you ever commit a crime before where they took your DNA? Cause if they found DNA, but still have no clue or other DNA to check it with then you're safe nigger. Just dont ever commit another crime where they check your DNA through the database and find out that you commited another crime.

>>687252638
Woh, we got outselfs a badass over here, NIGGERRRRRRRR

>>687252798
He has a fucking point. Also dont take any fucking g men jobs either.

>>687251686
Glad I could help

>>687251853
I've thought about pleading insanity since I was so depressed and fucked up at the time

>>687252215
I just read up about it and they stopped doing that. You must be in good standing with the law to join

>>687252549
That's my idea of hell

>>687252638
Thank you for the offer but I'm banned from the USA

>>687252798
>>687252927
No they do not have my DNA but it wasn't just mine. A DNA test from any one of 5 other people would do it

>>687253383
Well stop bitching then, and what the fuck. Did you commit a gangrape that they found fucking DNA of 5 other persons.You are telling a sketchy story man, having my doubts about your authenticity right now.

>>687253383
Come to Australia, or are you banned from here too? :^)

>>687253651
Sorry but I'm paranoid about what I say. I don't even know why I posted this to be honest

>>687253995
No never been to Australia. Are you in the Australian mafia?

>>687254041
Nigger, if you commited a crime never talk about it to anyone. Everyone who knows is a person too much. But seriously if what you say is true and their were no witnesses and they have no DNA to compare then you are safe. Just stay out of trouble, walk away from a fight and grow your own fucking weedies.

>>687254230
They do have DNA to compare it to, mine included. It's just no ones had a DNA test yet which is why I'm not in prison right now. I do love weedies though

>>687248710
Kek

OP here

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>687254442
Dont get busted man, i have the fortune to live in the Netherlands where i can buy that shit kind of legally. Dont commit another crime anon, also you need to tell what happend since i am fucking dying to know. Got my dick already hanging out of my pants. You gangraped right?

>>687247185
Ha ha faggot

>>687254137
I don't think there is one. No organised crime per se, just a lot of half-witted criminals. Though you get money from the government for free and work comes pretty easily so theres that. Selling drugs is so easy too. I love my nation

>>687254714
oh man you're so xd lol funny anon!

>>687253383
Why are you banned in the usa??

OP, if you killed your wife over a marriage failing. Kill yourself. Everyone will be better off, youre a piece of shit human.

>>687254714
Thank you anon

>>687254743
No it wasn't gang rape I'm afraid. I lived in the states for a while where it was legal. That was pretty great

>>687254936
I'd still need a visa though right?

>>687255387
I overstayed my visa, I'm still banned for 8 years

bumo

>>687255935
thank you anon

>>687254230
>This.
You gotta take care of this yourself OP. I didn't realize you got other people involved who could potentially talk, but I think I'd still say act innocent and hope nothing ever comes of it. At least give yourself the chance...Prison suicide is a non-zero number in the USA at least, so it's likely an option as well in your country to defer your death until you feel like killing yourself with whatever more limited means are at your disposal if law enforcement does catch you.

I'd say don't kill yourself op. Cautiously make sure you don't have loose ends and then put this behind yourself man.

And if you're in Mexico, go south. If you're in Canada and flagged in the USA, don't run imho...figure a different option

>>687255935
Faggot assume Mexican

>>687255935
>gang rape/murder
>was legal

>>687255935
I bet you murdered over cheating

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>>687247185

ima snitch, bitch. Work for interpol.

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>>687254442
yeah but DON'T you or your friends take a DNA test or drop any gum, cum, or blood for the next year while the police possibly try to catch a sample and basically just maintain vigilance against incriminating yourself until you feel safe.

>>687256136
Yeah with DNA testing as advanced as it is today, if any 1 of 5 people get tested I'm fucked.It hasn't happened yet but it's statistically very likely to happen within my life time. I'm in the UK right now and I don't see any other option. I will be caught in the future and the idea of that is a fate worse than death

>>687256164
kek

>>687256585
I didn't she's still alive. Though she did cheat on me

>>687256654
Tru dat

>>687255935
Yeah I think you'd need a Visa. Forgot about that, would that be easy to get for you or naw?

>>687257404
Getting a visa would take a few years and times already kinda up y'know?

Run away and join isis or something

>>687257761
Listen to guy, he talks sense. ALLAH AKHBAR. Death to all infidels

>>687252080
>Atascadero
heyheyhey!

>>687247185
Disappear, change your identity. Sounds like your life is fucked anyway so just start a new one.

>>687256164
he was talking bout dem weedies, not rape/murder

>>687247185
were you born in the UK and do you have any close friends there?
if not, why not get a big loan, move to some south american country and disappear?
you can enjoy cocaine and cheap hookers for the rest of your life
maybe even get married again...

Why are you even online?

Ditch everything, take only an extra pair of clothes, 40 socks, 2 pairs of shoes, your shotgun, and a blanket

Live in the woods for 50+ years

Literally your best option unless you want to go down guns blazing and ascend to Valhalla

Best place to move to in your situation would be India. Aint no way they are gonna find you inside a population of 1.5 billion people. Plus the cops there don't give a fuck. You can live like a king for the rest of your life if you have a modest amount of money since it's cheap as fuck.

Also there's a lot of beauty there in regards to scenery, just stay out of the shithole cities.

>>687257761
>the new faggot move

>>687247185
Is OP's pic new to /b/? That fucking thing - if real - should cause a sensation here.

>>687258523
I am not op, but I think he should do this

>>687258523
This nigger talks sense, also they have acid, weed, and booze. India all the way nigger. Also rape is a common thing, those inbred fuckers stick in. Make friend and they will invite you to rape the town beauty, how can you resist nigger.

>>687247185
Life as a "slave" is not as bad as life in public. Say what you want when you want. People don't bitch because you can fuck them up with no penalty you're already a prisoner. Find a group you like and join, it's like a family, nobody has anybody else. Simple scheduled life, meals are set so you always know what and how you're gona eat. It's really pretty nice. Don't have to deal with the Flux of new stupid fucking ideals because bullshit doesn't fly inside. Trust me, it's better there. There's no boss you have to kiss ass to, no coworkers to bitch about you talking about the cunt with nice tits or how that's "sexist" it's not bad at all really.

>>687257761
>>687258042
Pretty sure I'd get beheaded and posted to liveleak. Good suggestion though

>>687258424
>>687258475
>>687258495
>>687258523
>>687258796
I've thought about moving and going into hiding. I just can't see how to make it work. I'd never be able to own a drivers license or open a business or even get married. Getting another ID now is virtually impossible.

The options I can see working are thus:
1, Go into hiding and not do anything of value for the rest of my life
2, Become an hero

>>687258523
>go to India
>stay out of the shithole cities

>kek

>>687259680
can you fuck anyone up that you know did something bad they might reduce your sentence and give you a new identity once you get out

>>687259680
where did that alleged crime happen?

>>687259145
I have thought about that honestly. Usually sentences are halved for good behavior anyway so it might only be 15 years. But don't you miss going outside? Meeting girls or choosing your own path?

>>687259680
You're not looking at the bigger picture. Sure if you decide to go into hiding say in another country then it will be fucking difficult for a year or 2. But after 10 years you'll forget you're even a wanted felon and you'll laugh about this shitty thread.

>>687259787
A reduced sentence is all I can hope for at this point but it would still be the best years of my life spent in prison. I'd be an old man when I'd get released

>>687259907
I'd rather not say. I'm really paranoid right now

>>687260137
I'll definitely give that some thought. You're absolutely right, I'm just not in a good state of mind right now. Thank you anon

>>687259145
> thinks he needs a drivers license in idia

>>687259694
> kek

>>687260759
was it in the UK or the US?
didn't ask for a specific location...

>>687259145
No because you just end up understanding how pointless people are. Life is a single player game. You can woo all the npcs you want and make all the decisions you want but long term which npcs you woo doesn't matter, it's just you. You can have a follower but who cares about them, you do what you do for you. And where you make decisions doesn't really matter it's just the type of decisions and the enrichment they bring that matters.

>>687259915
No because you just end up understanding how pointless people are. Life is a single player game. You can woo all the npcs you want and make all the decisions you want but long term which npcs you woo doesn't matter, it's just you. You can have a follower but who cares about them, you do what you do for you. And where you make decisions doesn't really matter it's just the type of decisions and the enrichment they bring that matters.

>>687247185
Go join the French Foreign Legion, you get a new name, new identity, as far as the world is considered when you pass those gates the man you where no longer exists, he is wiped from the earth.

>>687260780
Idia?

>>687260759
I think you just need to give it some sleep man, have a good breakfast, then consider your life moves. I'd say stay put and try to make it go away//be less out-gunned by having a lawyer if the police do catch up with you.

>>687262495
I do believe people are important and certainly all the decisions I've made are based around others. But you have a good point, and there are no decisions to make in prison. Only waste time

>>687247185
guess you are american?

>>687247185
yeah u just gotta an hero maan. sleep thight dogo

>>687262610
This.

Do what a man does when shit really hits the fan, buy a ticket to Paris and hit the reset button.

>>687262610
That doesn't work anymore since 2010. But thank you for the suggestion

>>687262702
You don't need a drivers license in Idia

>>687262754
I've been weighing and considering the options for 4 years now. If the crime was less severe and it was a 10 year stretch I was facing I could live with that. But it's quite a lot worse unfortunately

>>687262891
There are many decisions to make in prison. In fact I would argue to say there is not a single time in life where you make more dicisions than when you are alone. Stay locked in your bedroom for 24 hours thinking about every memory you have and everything you've done. The amount of things you plan out or people you decide to get back in touch with is astounding. Self reflection saved my life.

>>687262702
>7262702 ▶>>687263309
>>>687260780 (You)
>Idia?
>>>
yes it is Idi Amin's personal place.
> idia

You have to have healthy teeth in order to join the french foreign legion and I don't so that isnt an option

>>687263413
YDS? not as good as the legion and doesn't have the benefits, but they will literally take anyone, if you're gonna kill yourself at least take some bastards down with you.

hell just say in which country you life

>>687263413
Nigger brush ur teeth, nigger.

>>687247185
What did you do anyway?

>>687263575
I do. I don't have any enamel on my teeth. It's genetic.

Okay OP is out

A huge thank you anons for your suggestions and ideas. I feel better having got this off my chest

Good luck guys

>>687264300
checked

>>687247185
who the fuck gets married by 26? next time wait until youre 30+

>Catch the ferry over to France before you get accused in any way.
>Then from there, you could go into a number of countries
>After that you should destroy every shred of evidence that you exist.
>My suggestion would be to get fake documents and create a new identity in Amsterdam and smoke weed and live in a small apartment for 2-5 years.
>Constantly look at the UK news and determine when it's safe to go back.
>Look at the statute of limitations on your crime, and then after that you're in the clear. I think the maximum for nearly any crime is 15 years
>Move back home, and live and die in your shitty country as you originally planned.

>>687264924
Nevermind about the limitations, didn't realise UK law was so shitty

Your already in Europe OP ? Shit go to Ukraine or Romania. Maybe Moldova ? If ur white learn the language and culture and learn to squat problem solved.

>>687247185
Okay OP. I didn't read any of the posts so may already have been suggested. Firstly erase your existence. Anything linking you to your previous life forget it and delete it. Now start your new existence. If you are in europe just walk/ hitchhike through and make your way into Russia using fake passports from Either Hungary or Romania. Once in Russia find an isolated village/ town with little/ no internet access. Now work odd jobs for them for a few years and earn your keep, befriend a few. once you are ready Collect your money and say your farewells or stay there. Now make your way to india/ China. That's your best bet. little European surveillance and as long as you don't fuck up their authorities tend to be corrupt enough to ignore you. Now never commit a crime and you can live your new life.

>>687247185
Helium exit bag. Google it.
Otherwise, go on the lamb.

>>687250540
He stubbed his baby toe and uttered a curse word.

move to a country like Bolivia you can literally disappear there

>>687267479
probably not in the way OP wants to. if youre a foreigner there and dont speak the language your body will probably be found in a ditch no more than a week after you get there

>>687248464
You should move in with your aunty and your uncle

>>687247185
You'll do like 7 years if you have no priors. Just take it like a man. You probably won't miss a whole lot. The world sucks anyways.