Waifu claim thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>Beach edition
Snek is still a cute.
Rory is a loser edition
Maria a cutie.
>>687228776
I'm not THAT good to 1v3, even if I was, would they REALLY believe I'll go around carrying people freely? As is I already have people begging me to carry them in a raid, I do not have patience to teach them everything, even if there is rewards for me to gain
>>687229021
>>687228933
lucky you last time I counted it was 0
and sounds like you're actually waiting for it to happen
>>687229021
I posted literally seconds after you but got the thread done first.
>brb killing myself
>>687229286
>y tho
>>687229388
This is what you get for not doing dank whoolies in the dining area!
Guess I'll claim in this one too, desu.
Tenryuu claimed
>waking up
>covered in pure salt
I hate the summer
>>687229768
Hey, at least it's not like usual where it's semen, desu~
Multi claim
>>687229768
Maybe you should take a shower or something, you fucking hobo.
>>687229632
still here
and
>>687229079
what do you mean
>>687230021
Having more than one waifu will destroy your laifu.
i think nyarko could be the next karate kid.
also claimed
>>687229849
No no no, waking up in semen is USN standard
>>687230021
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>>687228182
The head is a bit tilted lol. I'd be happy to have someone else doing the shipping with me and rory
>>687228776
My guess was that he's bored and wanted to hang with the big Kids. That's why I'm laughing too. Its sooo stereotypical
>>687230069
Still the two best boat grils.
>>687230182
That's true, desu.
>>687230074
She's just laying there doing nothing and smiling off into the distance as if she's satisfied with something. That ain't normal.
i this birds eggs hatch :(
she built her nest in our water hose but it's hanging sideways off the wall
I'll try to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>maybe
>>687230025
I'm shovering every morning.
>>687230438
Best of sleep Galky!
>>687230434
I hope not. Fuck birds.
>I had no idea ... had a boyfriend.
>She didn't give any indication at all.
>Who is he?
>Where did they meet?
>How many times a week?
>Why am I jealous?
>If ...'s happy, that's all that matters, right?
>Everyone grows up sooner or later.
I'll straight-up kill Galkonon for recommending me these feels.
>>687230438
Goodnight1.
>>687230438
Goodluck Galko.
>>687230434
leave it alone
Milinda claim
>>687227838 (Shinoa)
This state is all fake country losers... kek
Maybe I will come down there. If I did, would you wanna meet up sometime?
>>687228776 (Maki)
Hmm sounds like Makoto has good taste too.
>reminds me of you
R-Really? Thats so sweet thank you Maki <3
>>687230640
There isn't a boyfriend.
>>687230640
it will be ok anon
maybe
>>687230667
i only went "near" it was so that i can get a picture
I'm not fucking with it otherwise though
>>687230438
See you in an hour!
>Time to try this PSP version
>>687230753
I'm gonna set out on a manhunt.
I thought I was embarking on a real nice animu about a naive girl with unusually large boobs and instead I got feels for almost exactly one minute.
We've got to kill Galkonon.
It's the only reasonable thing to do.
>>687230486
Maybe you're just naturally salty. Do you find yourself getting upset by little things, especially so during competitions?
I've literally busted nuts to her punch compilation. I usually start beating off everytime she acts nervous when walking home with Souta.
I literally rewatch Episodes just to stroke it to her scenes. Especially the one in season 3 where her dad intercepts them at the park. Great fap material there.
My dream would be to splooge thick all over her and Yamada in front of ogakusan's. NYAAAA~!
>sorry no beach photo.
>>687231059
read >>687230861
>>687230861
I KNOW BUT HIS THINKING, MAN
I've had that exact thought process before
So I'm carrying out a class-action lawsuit against you.
Lawyer up.
>this animu is actually alright though
>>687230342
i think she is content
>>687230929
you better not or you'll kill them all
trow some leaves or old cloth in case the eggs or babies fall
claim back to league
>>687231110
I am the definition of saltyness
>>687231217
That gif is...
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>>687231217
TOO LATE HIDE , RUN GO AWAY
>>687229335
>I'll go around carrying people freely
Kek, what is this? A service? Never played Destiny but holding someones hand through anything like that does seem like a pain in the ass. Heard those raids last for like 4 hours.
>>687229604
>2X
Yeah that's like doing a expert lvl on SIF.
>>687229768
Hey Doc, ever tried pepper?
>>687230250
Gotta learn how to conform when you're doing that. If he would of given you a bag of Hot Crunchy Kurls also the irony would consume the beach.
>>687230438
Goodluck mang.
>>687230715
She does, A-1 grade taste. Don't mention it Milinda, it was the title that brought it up.
>>687231217
10/10
>Best idol claimed
>>687231350
Please give me that. We don't even have to tell anyone.
>>687231231
Did she ever become popular?
>>687231225
>sad becausr you arent winning
Man up would you
>sorry guys
>tried killing myself
>someone killed me 3 seconds before I could
>>687231225
>lawyer up
I'm poor.
I'm actually gonna try to sleep now.
>>687231577
I wish my luck upon ya Galks!
>>687231323
Reminded me of this. Just stop being salty, man. It's not difficult.
I had a waifu, back years and years ago. She helped me through some tough times, secretly giving me the confidence that shaped me into the man I am today. Married, financially comfortable, self-reliant and mentally at-peace.
Her name was Ukyo Kuonji.
Who's that girl,
with that smile,
by the raging seas?
Long long hair,
big dark eyes,
her name's Kuonji.
Ukyo Kuonji,
The girl with the spatula
Ukyo Kuonji
Okonomiyaki U-chan (U-chan!)
>>687231260
That's a really good idea
>>687231059
>>687230861
>>687231225
>>687231577
Whaaaaaat??