>>687226823
>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
yes

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>>687226823
>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
No...

>Are you single?
Yes

>Are you a virgin?
Yes

>Are you rich?
No, but I do have a job opportunity tomorrow.

>Are you happy?
Yes

thats a solid no for all of those

>>687227543
>No, but I do have a job opportunity tomorrow.
Good luck, faggot.

Yes
Yes
No
Yeppy do do
I may not be ecstatic, but at the very least I'm content with what I have.

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
No
>>Are you a virgin?
No
>>Are you rich?
No
>>Are you happy?
No

YNYN
N
Y
N

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

what should i do??

>>687227434
>attached but virgin, rich but unhappy

?

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>>687227977

>>687227543
good luck, anon

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>r u single?
yes

>r u a virgin?
yes

>r u rich?
no

>r u happy?
no

>>687227997
get fit and get a job

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
ye
>>Are you a virgin?
ye
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
meh

>>687226823

>Are you single?
Yes, and probably gonna stay that way willingly.

>Are you a virgin?
No, but it has been a while since I last had sex.

>Are you rich?
Not even close. I live in the US and had the audacity to not be born rich, so I'm pretty fucked.

>Are you happy?
For the most part, no. Mostly cos I am currently rebuilding after nuking my old life situation and starting the fuck over.

>>687226823
>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
I'm ok.

>>687226823
yes
no
no
no

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>Are you single?
no
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

>>687227997
Kill yourself

Make sure you stream it

>>687226823
>single
Yes

>virgin
porsupuesto

>rich
I have 489.79 to my name. I'm fresh out of high school and live with my family so I don't have to spend it though, so not a poorfag.

>happy
A couple months before highschool ended several of my best friends dropped me out of the blue. I only have a couple of other friends, and though most are supportive, I want to kill myself. My best friend doesn't want me to die... but I also don't want to live for him alone. Idk, you decide.

>>687226823
No
Yes
Middle class
No

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

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>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yeah
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
Yeah
>Are you happy?
At the moment yeah

>Are you single?
sort of
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
sometimes

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>>687226823
>Single
Yes. Have been for the last 11 years. I'm 27.
>Virgin
No.
>Rich
No.
>Happy
No....

Yes
Yes
No
Yes

>>687226823
>Are you singal?
yes
>Are you a virgin
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>are you happy?
no

>>687226823
yes
no
no
yes

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>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Other than when I was a child and didnt understand what it was to truly be sad, I've only experienced happiness briefly when my life seemed to be getting back together. Then my fiance left me and I failed 2 semesters of college because I was too depressed to function. Hopefully I've learned to appreciate things while I have them and won't have to keep figuring it out after I've lost it.

>>687228613
And you don't even get to look forward to being a wizard :/

>>687226823

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no
Also today has been the worst day of my life my mom caught me using drugs mane

>>687226823
>No
>No
>No but I have enough to live comfortably
>yes

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

>>687228432
Don't rely on other people to bring you happiness. You have to figure out what is that brings joy to your life.

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>>687228777
I'll probably kill myself in my early 30s. Already have a 5-year plan.

>>687228432
It will get better. Change the way you see things. Perspective matters more than anything.

Yes, yes, no and yes

>>687226823
>4chan survey thread
>>Are you single?
No. Married 8 years.

>>Are you a virgin?
No. 7 partners, and 1 hooker.

>>Are you rich?
No. $45K/yr

>>Are you happy?
I'm not unhappy. Most days I'm fairly content, but I sometimes dream of a happier alternate universe version of my life.

>>687228359
I 2nd this as its exactly the same for me

>>687226823
>Yes
>No
>No
>Eh

>>687227997
Git gud

>>687227543
Good luck man

>>687226823
YYNN

>>687226823
>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

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>>687226823
>Are you single?
ye

>Are you a virgin?
no

>Are you r̶i̶c̶h̶? free from economic struggle?
yes

>Are you happy?
no

i hate my life
hey! ay ay ay

>>687226823

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
decently so
>Are you happy?
debatable. i enjoy myself but i feel there is a higher state of happiness i can be in

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>no
>no
>no
>no
I hate all and I'm willing to die right now.

>>687229013

>I'm not unhappy. Most days I'm fairly content, but I sometimes dream of a happier alternate universe version of my life.

Keep the dream alive, brother.

Yes

No

Middle class

No

>Are you single?
no

>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
hell no
>Are you happy?
yes

>>687228432
>just got out of high school
Oh, so you don't know what suffering is. I'd say just stick with it til 30, then if it's still fucked by all means kill yourself. Just make sure you don't do some pussy shit, go kill corrupt politicians or something. My best friend ditched me senior year and took all of my friends with him, turned them against me even though I didn't do anything wrong. Literally one day I asked if we were hanging out, he said we were going to one guy's house, that guy said he never heard of that plan, never talked to me again. Don't take pansy pussy bullshit high school drama as misery, you don't know suffering yet.

>>687226823
>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
depends on what you consider rich. i make 95k a year and have chance to increase that by a good amount and move to japan for a year.
not rich but well off for my age and area
>Are you happy?
yes

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>>687226966
this

Yeah
Sadly, but I've gotten blowjobs
Fuck no, foodstamps fam
Honestly, I am actually pretty happy with life just because of my friends

Yes
No
No
No

>yes
>yes
>no
>no
thanks now im depressed

>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
no.

>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>Are you rich?
Compared to the rest of /b/, probably
>Are you happy?
Meh...

>>687226823
No to all.

>>687226823
>Are you single?
married
>Are you a virgin?
nope
>Are you rich?
moderately
>Are you happy?
I should be

No
No
Kinda
Yes

yes
yes
no
meh

>>687228785
Don't worry about shit, when you move out everything's different

>>687226823

>YES
>YES
>NO
>NO

If I can't succeed then no one else should either. I'll bring everyone down with me

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
For a college student
>Are you happy?
Mostly

yes
no
no
no

Single?
Yes, situation might change soon
Virgin?
No, but a couple of months since last time
Rich?
No, company is closing in about a month, so currently looking for a new job
Happy?
Sometimes? Depends on what I'm doing or with who I'm, some nights I feel happy, some other I feel the dread of society and hate everything

Y
N
N
N

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I'm happiest when I'm asleep. I can't feel pain, shame, guilt, or loneliness in my dreams. In my dreams, everyone loves me.

>>687229955
>No, but a couple of months since last time

you think that's bad, try marriage

>>687226823
nnnn

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
middle class
>>Are you happy?
yes

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>actually getting a job

Yes
No
Define Rich
not really

>>687230028
They probably are also faking in your dreams
>>687230046
Don't want to even think about that for now

>>687230028
Then you woke up and realised you had a dream about you dreaming you were happy.

>Are you single?

Yes

>Are you a virgin?

No

>Are you rich?

Middle Class

>Are you happy?

Eh..

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yes
no
no
sometimes

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>>687230028
when I drive for a long time I sometimes forget who I am, where I'm going, and why. It's amazing, like those moments where you wake up and don't know who your are for a moment except longer.

>Are you single?
Nope
>Are you a virgin?
Nope
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
Not really

>>687229894
Take down someone important and corrupt. If you're smart enough to succeed, you're smart enough to know the right one to take with you

>>687226823

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Sort of
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
No

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
no
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
working on it. but nobody can ever truly be happy. its human instinct to always want more

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>>687230202
>>687230254
>Goddammit, they're both right.
I can be anything in my dreams. A superhero, a carpenter, a computer scientist, a physicist, even a god. In real life, I'm nothing.

>>687230408
Kind of like gaming.

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>>687226823
>No, been dating my girl for 3 years on Sunday.
>Also no.
>Nope, poor college fag.
>Mostly, lifes treated me alright.
What about yourself, OP ?

>>687230408
And then you woke up.

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>>687226823
Yes
Yes
No
No

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
No

Yes
yes
no
no

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>>687230444
checked, also what the fuck does sort of mean ?

>>687226823
>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
Yes

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Y
N
N
N

>>687226966
>>687227206
>Are you happy? Yes

explain?

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>>687230476
Only one solution for this anon

Go shot a school and then a suicide by police, go out like a big men, make people remember you and talk about you

>>687226823
Yes
Yes
No
Half and Half

>>687230518
well yeah, that's the problem ain't it?

not that I have a bad life, but if death is anything like that total loss of identity and cares, sign me up

Yes
Yes
Yes
No

>>687230476
Real life isn't that different, you still have the opportunity to be whatever you desire.

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>>687226823

>Are you single?
Yes, but currently residing with a friend with benefits, so not so bad.

>Are you a virgin?
No

>Are you rich?
No, but I'm fairly satisfied and hopeful towards the future.

>Are you happy?
Moving from my home state helped a lot. Relatively speaking, yes, yes I am. Off 4chan a lot nowadays too, maybe that helps.

>>687226823
>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

Joined infantry, gonna go die fighting. Deploy in two months to combat, die there since killing myself doesn't appeal to me.

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>>687230790
I was thinking of something more simple, you know. One cardinal rule, is that I mustn't ruin anyone else's life while trying to end mine. I won't be missed (at least not after a while), so it's best not to bring other people into it.

>>687230893
Believe me, I don't.

I'm single, I'm a virgin, I'm not rich, and I'm not happy.
I'm only 18 though. I don't expect to get rich, but I'm hoping the other 3 will change when I head off to college.

>>687230845
Work on yourself and reinvent yourself so when you do wake up, you'll see you're not as bad as you think you are. Or just accept your flaws.

>>687230162
But where and how does the NEET get his money?

>>687227543
>virgin
>poor
>happy

you have to be 18 to post here anon. sorry but enjoy your underage ban.

>Yes
>Yes
>Nah
>Kinda

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>legendary pepes
>legendary pepes
>legendary pepes
>legendary pepes
>legendary pepes

>>687226823
yes
yes
not really
meh

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>>687226823
>TFW "No" for every answer

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>>687230992
Kill yourself and some sand niggers in the process.

>the goyim are proud of you, human cuck slave.

>>687226823
cant believe theres no one like me.
No.
No.
No.
No.

>>687230440

As long as others are unhappy I'm happy

Yes
No
Yes
No

No, married

No. Lots of partners. Couple stds.

I make six figures.

No.

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
Yes
>>Are you a virgin?
No
>>Are you rich?
No
>>Are you happy?
I don't know

>>687231070
You will always ruin somebody's day

You rent? Somebody will have to clean up after you shit yourself when dead
Live with your family? It will be a nuisance that you just die one day and they have to pay to clean up

then you have to go about who's going to pay for the funeral, you will make a coroner have to work another hour so they can run an autopsy on you, if nobody will miss you and they take some days to find you, whoever has to pick you up will gag at the smell of your body rotting away...

Am I helping here?

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
Sometimes

>Are you single?
no
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
yes
>Are you happy?
no

>>687230893
>still have the opportunity to be whatever you desire

you do not. not unless you're rich or know the powerful. it's the biggest depressing lie about this society, it doesn't matter how smart, knowledgeable or how good you are if you're not connected in some fashion.

engineering degree, 15 years programming and some pin head 22 year old in HR can totally fuck your chances of any and every job because you won't agree that java and javascript are "the same thing"

>>687231070
Then take out someone bad, make everyone else's lives a little better

>>687230440
This. You'll be remembered like John Lennon's killer. Take out Trump.

>>687231485
are you a politician? you seem like a poltician

>>687231201
welfare, trust funds and disability cheques

>>687231202
Are you saying an abstinent priest or monk can't be happy?

Yes
Yes
No
No

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

>>687226823
>single?
yes
>virgin?
no
>rich?
yes
>happy?
ups and downs

Yes
Yes
Yes
No

>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
No

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>>687231799
I do this to make money

>>687226823
>Are you single?
No.
>Are you a virgin?
No.
>Are you rich?
No.
>Are you happy?
No.

>>687231800
hmmm good point, but the anon posting on /b/ about having an interview for his supermarket cart-boy job tomorrow is not a monk

>>687231678
This
the whole america dream, you can do whatever you want, you can be whoever you want is fucking bullshit

You're not rich or have friends on the right places? Well, you're royally fucked, enjoy your sorry ass life

>Are you single?
No.

>Are you a virgin?
No.

>Are you rich?
A bit higher than middle class.

>Are you happy?
Depressed like most of the faggots here.

>>687231947
Your rich?
Buy a million dollar strap on dildo and start raping the countryside.
Turn that Yes into a No.

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>>687231642
>rent and/or family
That's why I'd do it in the tub or elsewhere, off in the woods.

I've already told my parents that I don't want a funeral, so really the only 'problem' will fall on the coroner...whose job it is to do the other stuff anyway.

But no, you're not helping.

>>687231697
That's the problem with people though; they're literally cancer. You kill one bad guy, two more pop up to replace him.

>>687226823

Yes
Yes
no
no, but its my fault that im like this

Technically
No
6 figures in the bank and dont know what to do with it
No

>Yes
>no
>no
>no

>Are you single
Yes
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>Are you rich
No
>Are you happy
More or less
Can't really give a straight yes or no but I'm happy pretty often

>>687226823
>>Are you single?
Yes
>>Are you a virgin?
No
>>Are you rich?
No
>>Are you happy?
No

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>>687226823
>are you single?
Yes
>are you a virgin?
Yep
>are you rich?
Nope. 7.55 an hour kinda blows.
>are you happy?
No.

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>>687232111
>not a virgin
>not single
>above middle class
Try harder fag

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>>687226823
>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
Not even close

>>687226823
>Are you single?
no
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

...what was the point of this?

>>687226823
>Are you single?
no
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

>>687232205
>But no, you're not helping.

Good to hear that

My advice? Depending on where you live, look for a way where your death will back to the earth

Live in Florida? bullet to the head and get eaten by a croc
Alaska? Go out and get kill by some bears
Fucking Japan? You guys have a whole fucking mountain where you go to die

the possibilities are endless

>Are you single?
No

>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy
Absolutely not

>>687232552
OP wanted a survey, so we giving this niqqa some fucking results

>>687232069
You didn't try hard enough and failed, so it must be true.

>>687232730
Found the married male

>>687232069
im making 95k a year starting and didnt have any connections. chance to increase it by 28k and make first 80k tax free while living in japan for a year where everything is provided so i literally just save money unless i wanna buy something. thatll be 123k salary without even 2 years work.
you can still do the dream you just have to actually work for it

No
No
No
No

No
no
no
no

>>687226823
>no
>no
>no
>yes

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>>687232777
Trips never lies

>>687232777
I was born on a middle-lower class family, always an underarchiver, have no passion for any kind of job, so yes, I do have my fault on that

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>no
>no
>no
>no

>>687226823
1.
Yes.

2.
Yes..

3.
No but I'm upper middle class

4. Yes for the most part.

Y
N
N
Y

>>687226823
>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
kinda