Tip? Good Luck, you'll need it homie. Also how small is it?

>>687222300
Forget a tip nigga, you need a shaft.

>>687222300
>if anyone has any tips

nigga all you got is tip

If dykes can get off you can figure something out.

10/10 small dick annon here with 5in max have her ride you she'll feel more.

>>687222300
Wow dude. Just wow

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>>687222978
Kek

>>687222978
/thread

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They should give you handicap parking for that because your deformed bro.

>your dick looks like a sad face in that pic

Tiny dick guy here. Sex with 7 women, 3 long term relationships. All were fun. Just get hard and do your best. Even when bad sex is fun

>>687222300
>Its a clitorus, nothing to worry about.

>>687224093
What size?

>>687224525
4 inches rock hard.

Best bet is a sex change bro

>>687224767
That's not that bad 2bh.

>>687222300
dude

just give up and make your ass presentable to hung frat boys, everything will get better for you in short order (oops, no pun intended)

>>687224767
That's salvageable though. A true micropenis, like under 3 inches is not, won't be felt. there is actually no point to penetration

>>687222300
honestly, sex change

>>687225052
nigga u retarded. if this was true then fingering girls would be a whole lot more awkward.

>>687224929
It is bad. I mean thin and short. But sex is still pretty good, despite the size

>>687224914
He could accomplish that with a simple circumcision. I'm not convinced there is an actual dick hiding in that bundle of foreskin

>>687225198
>>>687225052
>nigga u retarded. if this was true then fingering girls would be a whole lot more awkward.

What the fuck? How fucking short are your fingers?!

don't forget to tip her mang

>>687225252
You aren't a virgin at least.

>>687222799
1" soft 3” hard

believe it or not, not all women want a donkey kong, a lot are happy with a smaller size.

>>687225198
Do you finger girls with your pinky...........?

>>687225573
This is true, but if u are OP, my soft dick looks similar when cold, only cut. How big are u hard, or pic

>>687225989
I'm around 5.5 inches long m8. Average I guess.

Does /b/ consider 6.2' rock hard small?

Talked to a girl who said she's only talked to guys with 6' dicks, SOFT

>>687225840
>smaller size
this is not smaller size
this is micro

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>>687225395
>>687225940

This dude claimed she wouldn't feel anything so penetration was pointless. I'm just saying, the average finger is 3-4 inches long, and probably about as wide as OPs microcock. So if you can get a bitch off with your hands, OP has a chance.

>>687226388
why are you sucking your 9 year old brother's dick?

p/s: send more pics

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>>687226663

>>687224978
I will admit to being biased towards faggotry, but prostate stimulation might be the easiest way to a good orgasm for OP.

>>687226845

>dat first inch

>>687227512

MOAR

Is this real lmao

>>687227512
Size doesn't matter, if you're a good guy she will love you for your heart.
Do you honestly believe this horseshit?

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>>687228667
>gaag.webm
kek

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>>687222300
Do you get to park in these spaces?

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How are you expected to compete?

OP - if that is your dick you shoud become a woman

>>687222985
max kek

>>687229072

i'm just going to shoot myself

>>687229072
jesus whats going on with her right boob? it looks so square.

Sorry anon. Hope you have some type of imagination.

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>>687228885

>>687226383
I could argue semantics but it would be a futile exercise

>>687222799
What is he going to need? The good luck or the tip?

>>687225840
>believe it or not, not all women want a donkey kong, a lot are happy with a smaller size.

No, no they're not. I've talked with women in mixed company, they talk about penises a lot more than you would ever imagine.

Go see a Endocrinologist and try to get something for it.

If he doesn't give anything, take hgh and hcg

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>>687229072
with reliable income and responsible parenting?

>>687222300
my gf laughed at yourt penis

It looks like I have a tip, but you dont

>>687222300
honestly OP if it's really a micropenis I'd suggest consuming your life with anything but sex ... I mean sex is really a small part of life and you'll probably never enjoy it completely. It's probably best to not focus on sex and try to dwell into things that don't require your penis

>>687230701
That's a pretty fucking funny joke.

You can always be a cuck. Do your business then let a larger man pleasure her

>>687222985
Max kektus

>>687230141
>implying the women you have heard talking are representative of the entire sex. Fucking dipshit

>>687230141
>implying only you have talked to women in mixed company or at all. Fucking cumstain

>>687226487
You have way more control with your finger, there is also more than one of them. OP has no chance.

>>687228372
aw, don't be silly... she may still like you and all, but a woman needs her bits taken by a real man with a real cock

>>687229599
do you like getting cucked by bigger cocks anon?

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>>687222300
When i first got with my gf, i warned her it was small mate, told her yeah my dick is actually really small, so i take it out and she swears up and down its not. My long term partner is 5ft i am 6"4 She tells me, its just the proportion to your body if you were a shorter man it would look bigger, and this gave me confidence i measured in at about 4-5 inches rock hard if i lost some weight probably a solid 5, she moans so loud that sometimes i have to shove her face in my pillow as to not wake up our neighbours. I always thought i was fucked for life like seriously fucked , no girl would want my micropenis ass but when i make her squirt, moan and cum everwhere beg for me its the greatest feeling ever you just have to put the extra work in. You see she is the kinda girl that gets off from penetration, and if i had a larger dick this would be the easiest thing in the world to do, but no there is angles and positions i have to work into so she gets a better feeling of fullness i also have really huge hands to work with, after about 30minutes of fucking or so both parties cumming a few times, i like to get in there with my fingers hit all the way back to her cervix and this is when she really goes crazy, i mean she was nuts before when i get right in there suck on her clit and finger her she goes nuts, we were doing this in the 69 position once and she squirted all over my face was kinda gross, but kinda hot at the same time well i am rambling now but yeah anything is possible don't give up hope sometimes i wish i had a 9" monster or even just an average 6"-7" things would be easier, but put in the effort and you can get the same effect

My gf's ass

>>687225839
Anon, I pray that you get laid, for all men everywhere.... a 10/10 as well.

>>687226845
funny thing is, that's a metric ruler: 3.5cm

>>687232400
Thats YOUR ass.

>>687232646
No thats her ass lol bad angle maybe?

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>>687232400
thats a.... not a girl bruh

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wew lad

mine isn't much bigger
youll be ok op

>>687231796
>>implying only you have talked to women in mixed company or at all. Fucking cumstain

sorry dude I'm a normie. I have a GF, I have female friends. I was having lunch once and I was the only guy, they got off on a tangent talking about dildos and then about a black guy at work who apparently had a huge penis because they saw the lump in his pants.
In another convo at another lunch they started talking about penis sizes, they asked me how big mine was, I said 7.5" and they all said thats pretty good!
Girls talk about sex a lot more than we do.

First off as a guy who was "blessed" with a big dick. It's not all its cracked up to be. A lot of women think they want it until it either hurts like hell going in, or hurts like hell when it stabs them in the cervix. Do what I did and get really good at oral. And look at it this way, you get to feel what it's like all the way in.

>>687233390
Is this a cringe thread?

>>687222300

MAKE HER CUM WITH YOUR MOUTH/HANDS BEFORE YOU TRY TO DO ANYTHING.

>>687232400

Funny how fat chicks will say/do anything to keep a man, no matter how worthless the guy is.

>>687233694
This. I'm bang average and it still hurts women I've slept with.

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>>687233863
>Is this a cringe thread?
Perhaps this should be a butthurt virgin thread, starring YOU.

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SOLUTION
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This gives me hope

You could fuck her nose orifices with your schween OP

>>687228667
moar!!!!

>>687233390

Guys guys. The thread is over. This guy has actually *talked to girls*.

>>687234086
More please.

>>687233390
again this is from YOUR perspective. These women could be sluts for all you know and not all women are obsessed with size or sex in general

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>>687222300
>tip
What tip?? There's nothing there bro.

Just wear a dick extension and turn off the lights. She'll never know.

>>687234086
Hah! I'm 18 and have sex like 2 times in a night at least. Don't be sad cause you miss what it's like having this much testosterone, faggot. I'm sorry pounding your girlfriend with a floppy doesn't pleasure her like you think it does.

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>>687235023
>Hah! I'm 18 and have sex like 2 times in a night at least. Don't be sad cause you miss what it's like having this much testosterone, faggot. I'm sorry pounding your girlfriend with a floppy doesn't pleasure her like you think it does.

Don't you feel bad you aren't one of those popular kids, and their....makeout parties?

>>687230141

>Real females can't even pass the Bechdel test

Yeah, lose some fucking weight so that more of your shaft can exist outside your body. Being a fat fuck reduces your effective ween length.

Girls talk about sex all the time. My wife likes to brag at work, but if it's been more than a few days it takes a lot of foreplay and lube to get it in her. Honestly I think I'd have more sex with a smaller dick.

>>687235023
Lolfag

some here have been watching too much Sex and the city and think it's a documentary

Also, learn to eat ass properly. A thumb in the butt and some wiggle action makes my wife squirt every time.

>>687235251
What? Kek, sorry we don't all go to parties with actual "females" like you. I guess the only way for me to get laid is to have a steady girlfriend. Darn. Maybe some day I'll be a cool kid like you.

>>687235023
sure you do but there's no one with you clown

>>687233694
I'm probably average or below average but retard thick.. like my dick has down man its so thick that it almost always splits girls at the bottom of the vagina hole. Usually this like almost heals into a callus over time but not some gfs I've had.. just pain and complaining after how it hurts. Can barely ever get anal.. my dick looks like the torpedo in the interview but shorter and fatter..

>>687229072
Because hes white

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Little girls love big things, there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>687236675
Me thinks someone's jealous.

>>687237041
Yea, that's part of my problem. Sometimes I can't get it in. Actually had girl who couldn't fit it try to take it in her ass instead. 10 minutes of her trying to sit on it didn't work. We 69 and it was disappointing

>>687222300
i would have already killed myself, props to you anon

>>687237706
Meant for
>>687236863

>>687237844
sounds like vaginismus. I had a girl who was so fucking tight you could barely get a pinky in, I always managed to get the dick inside her though. Felt amazing.

>>687237983
whoa

>>687222300
https://soundcloud.com/djbayati/dittle-potato-baby-dicks-freestyle

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>>687222300
What a minute!
Is this Robert?!?
You're all balls and no shaft!
What happened to your shaft Robert?!?

>>687237939
not if you look like that m8

>>687238052
No, just a very petite girl. I went down on her for about 40 minutes prior and she just kept begging me to fuck her. She was a penetration chick. Couldn't fit in her ass either. Get the head in and she would say it's too much. I know own too take those things slow and easy. Lots of lube and lots of ass play before. She was seriously like 4'10" and 85 lbs though. Can't blame her.

>>687226346
gross

>>687238481
Side view is an ugly ass picture of me but idc. You saw what she looks like so suck me, troll.

>>687237983
i need sauce on that pic

My penis is so small when flaccid but when it's erect its about 4.8in
Am I okay?

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OP you should consider researching about PE (Penis Enlargement). There are plenty of forums on the internet, such as thundersplace and pegym.

>>687239332
You look really beta, pretty much what I expected. I'm a grown man unlike you so if I suck you it would make you gay no? Is the gf a front?

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>>687239825
No, NO, god no. 4.8, jesus christ.

>>687239825
You will be fine. Just swing it around a little in the bathroom before she sees it. Get the. Look flowing. Walk in with a semi

>>687239847
That is NOT a 5.75" penis.

>>687233390
you sir are an idiot, and apparently have never had your penis touched.

>>687240509
Probably measuring from the base of the scrote

>>687222300

I have micropenis when I'm soft. My penis pretty much goes inside my body but when I"m hard I'm a good 6"

>>687239825
>>687239825

If you're under 18, you're probably still growing. If you are a full grown man, ehh. Ideally you want anywhere from 5.5-6.5 inches.

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>>687240509

You are probably misinformed on how to measure a penis size. BPEL stand for Bone Pressed Erect Length, meaning the measure is taken by pressing against the pubic bone. That is the standard scientific measure.

Most people gain about 1 inch from apparent length to real length (the ammount of penis that is hidden on your pubic fat) when measuring bone pressed.

>>687241579
that u in the photo?

Get a perfect body and learn to use your mouth and fingers to pleasure other people. You can still become a sex god, OP. And apparently some people like small dicks. Yours qualifies as small (4 inches definitely isn't a micropenis--just small). You'll be okay.

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>>687241579
Lmao why would you use a picture of Bieber to tell someone off?

Guys, I know it isn't the topic of the conversation, but I'm conscious I'm too big at 7.5-8 inches

>>687241733
the dipshit deleted it and ran away. too funny

May fortune *tip* in your favor.

>>687241982
Fucking kids man.. woohoo summer!

>>687241733
It 'twas. Deleted it though. Roast me all you want on how I look. Truly doesn't bother me what some middle aged gremlin says about me.

>>687237706
come back ya fucking beta leprechaun I haven't finished

>>687241982
What was it?

>>687242240
How's 8th grade going?

>>687241947
Just depends on the lady. I bought a rubber sex thing and cut it in half (like the fleshlight but just the inside) put that around the base of your cock to keep from going in To far. (Adjust per lady)

>>687242348
It was just me At a show. I was playing guitar and singing. I deleted it cause I thought someone could trace it back to me and I just don't need that. Been on /b/ too long to make that mistake.

Have you tried scissoring with a girl yet? That might work

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I got it. Here's what the kid deleted. Roast away

>>687222300
Wow!!! You, and all that are like you, have my deepest condolences!!! Just do the best you can...

>>687242933
Don't you have a life or some shit?

>>687222300
>if anyone has any tips
Start working on your mouth game. Once you have it on point you can use the best line ever.
>so how big are you anon
"Oh, I'm fucking microscopic. But my oral will send you out of this world."

If you say it with enough confidence she won't believe you...until she sees it. But by that time you are ready to knock her out of the park.

>>687237452
Gun goes off and girl ends up all two-faced from muzzle burn.

>>687236675
Lesbians that are into big-clitted girls.

>>687242348
dunno, some " look how tough/strong/cool I look" pic seeking validation and admiration I imagine

>>687243214
Just finding GPS tags man. Give me a minute.

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>>687242933
oh, he really is in 8th grade.

>>687222300
I RECOGNIZE THAT MICROPENIS

STAY SMALL OP, YOU WERE SMALL YESTERDAY, YOURE STILL SMALL NOW

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>>687242933
too funny, kudos

>>687226346
That is retarded. I'm 6 1/4 hard and can confirm she would have a much easier time finding a solid grower than a shower

>>687243441
You gonna kill me or something lmao

>>687222978
top fucking kek

.man I'm getting dick from the image. Anyone else want to try?

I'm well endowed but instead of using god's gifts I will camp out in the loli thread.

gl op

>>687243441
same, just running the normal checks

>>687244021
Nah brut. Just think you're a puss for deleting it. Must have a girlfriend who won't like to hear you get it twice a night.

>>687239847
Expect it doesn't work. And if it does causes or raises risk for tons of nope injuries

>>687244151
Fucking pedo here

>>687243441
Find info of his family and friends tell them he's posting in a micro penis thread

>>687232400
thats a pretty hurtin rump yo

>>687244481

Can you sum up what happened here?

At least you guys can actually fuck people. I have the opposite problem, huge dick. It's not as fun as people say it is. Out of the 5 girls I've been with none have been able to have sex

>>687244021
Is that nervous laughter I hear? The only way to avoid that possibility is to be an hero and of course in true /b/ tradition start a thread about it. you have brought great shame and embarrassment upon your family by being a massive dickwad and must now pay your dues.

>>68724448
My Twitter is protected and it's got nothing of recent information on it hahah haven't used it in months

>>687225198
fingers can bend to press on g spott yada yada. Micropenis penetration is like having a girl press her figtertip on ur knob, tap it repeatably and call it a handjob

Best bet. Turn gay and spend your days taking it in the ass. With that dick any woman able too feel it will give you prison time if they can prove anything happened. And I doubt that will pop a cherry no matter what the size. Or get your dick pumped and hope it's the size of an average 10 year old penis. Good luck. I say go gay

>>687245258

How bout you. What is the exchange here? How did this all start.

>>687245258
hahah xdee lol
fucking faggot

Hookers

>>687222300
fucking hell your dick makes me feel good about my 5 inch pencildick god damn

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>>687245018
Lol unlucky you. Glad my dicks only 7" Cuz that would suck. I used to cry every time my exs were too small to fit me. Oh how hard the struggle was

>>687245394
He said something about his dick so I said it was cringe, proceeded with the usual /b/ style character assassination. He then got butt hurt and is looking for personal information on social media which I don't keep on social media.

Why is it when a guy has a micro dick they are usually always fat also?
Wouldn't you at least get shredded to compensate for a tiny dick? Or at that point do you just give up on everything?

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>>687244719
Dude was bragging about fucking at least two chick's a night. Posted an image of himself and then deleted it. Instantly when people started roasting him. I'm still trying to find coordinates just to fuck with the cocky wee bastard.

>>687245704
Ahhh alrighty so basically nothing.

>>687245861
Turn gay

>>687245668

If you're crying during sex there's no wonder they're all EX's

>>687245886

Pic related?

>>687245923
Yes. Butthurt old Virgin occupying his time.

>>687245951
Correction. Not during. Crying after the failed attempt. I'm very emotional and I didn't want her sucking my dick unless I could make love to her.

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>>687226388
This is 100% CP but the mods are to autistic to filter male CP cause theyre massive faggots

>>687225840
Donkey Kong %

>>687246284
Hope that clarification makes a difference probably not

>>687222300
Strapons

>>687246442
No woman wants basically nothing

>>687245940
??

>>687232400
She's lying

>>687246125
you've attracted more than one ass beater here boi man, why was that?
I'll bet you're sweating on the thread 404ing

and here I was thinking my 5 1/2 inch penis was tiny, damn.

>>687246088
Nah, I tried to re upload the image. Didn't work. Just threw in a pic that reminds me of the girl who wanted it in the poop chute. The tiny one.

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>>687245861
>Why is it when a guy has a micro dick they are usually always fat also?
>Wouldn't you at least get shredded to compensate for a tiny dick? Or at that point do you just give up on everything?

Because it doesn't work, suicide is the only option.

>>687246284

But blowjobs are more intimate than sex

>>687246999
It still is no need to worry

>>687246913
let the boy go. He learned his lesson and probably already deleted all forms of social media.

>>687247139
Not when their offered every day and you only get laid 3 days in a row once every 2 months

>>687224978
Frat guy here, no thanks try asking the Arabs though

>>687246913
Top kek. Im still getting dick from the photo. But it will be fun to sweat it out.

My dick is small, but thank god is not micro.
10cm hard is shit, but that thing makes it look big.

>>687247165
average, faggot. half the world smaller, half the world larger.

Anyone got micro pussy pics they wanna add? All these dicks got me hungry for mini muffins :D