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You know the drill. Singles = no entry. Dubs = come on in. Trips
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You know the drill.

Singles = no entry.
Dubs = come on in.
Trips = fucking dies.
Quads = Become owner of the club.
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I left my wallet in there can I get back in
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>>687209340
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>>687209340
quads
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>>687209340
if you dont let me in i will go home and be a family man
*cue guile theme*
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>>687209340
Coming through, bitches.
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Ey
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>>687209682
fuk
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>>687209340
Rollin'
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Let me in plz my friend invited me I'm on the list
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>>687209854
close, but no cigar, my dude.
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>>687209911
get in here, bud.
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>>687209911
Double dubs, nice.
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its aight
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I want in, I never get to be part of anything
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Can a fedora dog, come on in?
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>>687210220
Could be worse, I nearly died.

Can I come in now?
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>>687210308
Trying again.
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Hi
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>>687210408
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Meanwhile in this thread trips gets cash

>>687209717
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rollashit
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I hired you and I can fire you.
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>>687209340
I'll just leave
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My dad owns the place let me in
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>>687210822
right this way.
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>>687209340
let me in.
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>>687209340
Trips plz
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Let me in faggot
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Roll
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Rooooooolling
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LET ME IN NIGGERR
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>>687211109
eat shit, kid.
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>>687209340
I swear I was just in there
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>>687209340
Aye gerwin, you glorious bastard
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I brought sluts
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.I.
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>>687209340
I brought beer
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>>687209340
Sup, I'm on the list, 11th person if not mistaken.
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>>687209340
owner of club get
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Excuse me...
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I need in
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Dubs?
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I'm performing.. should be on the list
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Let me in op
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I'll fuck you til you love me faggot
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Yo
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999
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Why you wanna be a nigger so bad
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rolll
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>>687211998
so close
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I win
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I demand entry to your establishment you damn neanderthal.
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>>687211998
FUCK ME!
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>>687209340
You kinda look like stone cold steve austin
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>>687211115
>>687211115
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>>687211998
RUINED.
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Here I am, boys
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>>687209340
I uh...I uhh..I have ID.
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i'm taking over this club
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>>687209340
You're fired
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333
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Please
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role
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>>687212189
I get that alot.
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Let's hope fucking my sister is finally useful
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>>687209340
Let me in fag
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Lemme in
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>>687212355
Dubs
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Seems like a cool place you got here
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Lemme in, here comes dat boi
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>>687212355
>>687212422
>>687212433
Get in here boys, drinks are on me.
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Dubs... dubs everywhere
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Satan trips 666
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>>687209340
Eh
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>>687212422

I GUESS IM ROLLING AS WELL
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>>687212513
>>687212433

Eh if your buying, sure
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lemme in
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>>687212708
almost forgot

NO DEMONS IN THE CLUB.
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hmmm
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888
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>>687209340
rolling
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Owner of club get....

Club now named " cock of nigger"
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>>687212831
Fuck no. Your kind isn't allowed
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Step aside, Big Guy. *tips fedora*
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I'm friends with the owners. Can I get dubs?
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>:D
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>>687212799
Got another, c'mon in
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Give me death
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Let me in faggo.
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>>687213264
Nope, just mediocrity
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>>687213322
Well c'mon in then bitch
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I'm on the list.
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Quads get
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Let me grab my ID
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I won
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>>687209340
>kek bown sir can't enter own club
>fuckin normie
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>>687213893
Here ya go
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RIP
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rolling retards
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>>687214025
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Out of the way nerd
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Bam
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Rollin'
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Youre gonna love this. Trust me
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here i come
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Can i?
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Bitch I own this place
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>>687209340
here i come
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Rollin for quads
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*Slides bouncer a 20*
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Awww c'mon!!!
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Femanon here, If I show tits can I get in even with singles?
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Lemme in nigga
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>>687214025
Sorry about that, I forgot I handed it to my friend here
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>>687209340
fuck dying and fuck becoming the owner. just let me in please.
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>>687209340
noot noot
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>>687214433
checked
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Check your list, fucking skinhead.
> checks list
> dubs
> "Im sorry. Go on in."
That's right fagboy.
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>>687209340
Trips get
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>>687214433
so i'm double in?
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Rolling for quads
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quad check them
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Yooo
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Rollerino
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Can we get 66
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Re-roll
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who else is in so far?
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*fake ID*
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IM EITHER DEAD OR THE OWNER
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quads are coming boys
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Fuck niggers
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I drive a Volvo
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Step aside kikelord
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quads get
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Please I don't wanna die.
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rollan
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lets see those quads
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i need cock lole! mmm
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quads
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Winrar
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Ezpz boi
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>>687215553
>>687215554
lol
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>>687215554
unlucky anon
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i got da pills
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>>687209340
How about this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/innocent_doll1/
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Check em m8
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Im a friend of Dave Novaro's
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suh dude
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My club
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>>687215944

I seem like a cool dude i guess

ty blue harvest
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Plz
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that bouncer looks like a pussy
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>>687209340
Tfw trips is worse than dubs
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I want in.
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Step aside, cretin.
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fuck this club, I didn't want to go in anyway.
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Lemme in faggot
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>>687209340
roll for
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if i get quads i will kill myself
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I'm an...um...regular...
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quads pls
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>>687209340
Witness Me
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>>687216766
Czeched
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sup yall
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Let me in fam, I'm cool
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>>687216766
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>>687209340
my mates are waiting for me inside
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Thanks
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Dude I'm telling you I'm friends with the owner asshole
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Hello again
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>>687217445
that stunt almost got you killed
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Don't make me kick your ads to get in dickhead
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Dubs please
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Is this the right club?
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nig
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>>687209340
Excuse me, my fine fellow, I'd like to enter your premises if I may
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Club? I'm looking for a subway station, not a club. I must have made a wrong left turn at Anderson.
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rolllerino
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>>687218084
Ah, I'm terribly sorry. What I meant to say was *ehem* NIGGERS
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I'm the new bouncer
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Can I haz an alcohol plls
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>>687209340
Oh shit waddup
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>>687209340
FeelsBadMan
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Trips get
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Let's do this faggots
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>>687209340
I'M ON THE LIST GODDAMMIT
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Look buddy, I'm tough enough.
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ey buddy im on da list no worries ere m8
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The party just got started
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>>687209340
Well, guess it's time for the owner to come in.
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I'm supposed to meet my wife here.
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>>687209340
Singles get. Your club is gay
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I fist my own ass and am a filthy autistic fuck.
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>>687218458
Rolling again
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>>687209340
listen here you nigger i just came from the salty spitoon
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>>687209340

Hey I have a friend inside let me in let me in
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bow before your leader
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Come on man let me in I am like 26
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I shall sneak in!
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>>687213322
Whoo
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I'm on the list
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Im on the list
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Check em, bois
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Gangster rap made me do it
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>>687219318
Well that's awkward
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Sooo...
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How exclusive is the club?
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>>687219438
neither of us are getting in
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They see me rollin
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>>687209340
Plz let in club am 18
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>>687219502
about one in ten get in
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>>687209340
okokokok
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>>687209340

k let's go
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>>687217322
Checked
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