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>>687195169
All you smelly neets out there!!
Don't tell the atf
Like seriously, don't
>>687194366
>Knowledge Thread
Post's useless knowledge
cos OP Posted right after I posted this
I know you fags have shitty walkways, DO IT RIGHT FFS!!!!
The Krebs cycle involve the fixation of RuBP with acetyl CoA to give citrate, this is the decarboxylation to give CO2 and the oxidation of which produced the NADH+ H+ and FADH2 needed for the ETC.
The electron transport chain is a series of redox reactions involving hydrogen or electron carriers, they pass the reducing agent down successively lower energy levels and ATPase synthesis occurs. Using surplus energy. Oxygen is the final electron acceptor and forms water as a by-product.
OP pls stop doing this
>>687195960
>Krebs cycle
>>687195960
If any of you guys feel like being Connor in AC3
>>687195960
Probably should've proof read this but OP you get the point
Kys
>>687194366
>>687196174
holy cavenigger
Sorry. You gotta zoom a little bit.
>>687196683
Didn't load
Shooting guide?
know your wires
>>687196659
WHAT S A "hOLY CAVENIGGER" no messing intended
One of you guys gotta contact Elon Musk with this idea, I promise I wont patent it.
>>687194366
It's all just mustard.
>>687197256
Any normal straight guys left that havent turned gay with all the trap threads
Get your girlfriend on this shit
>>687197256
>"CAVENIGGER"
That whom would be so de-evolutionized that they cannot even hammer from store yo
and ya, I'm fuckin makin up words,. FUCK YOU :)
>>687197466
>6'' girth
>feels small in my hands
>99 percentile
G-guess I just have giant hands?
>>687198130
You're welcome anons.
>>687197797
No worries brother, if you ever need a vga to usb adapter. This is your guide.
>>687195397
check this shit out:
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2012/04/24/econo-can-a-55-suppressor/
fun stuff. this was done to an entire traincar in Kansas. fuckin let it stay on for two months after it sprouted, lol. I saw it in 3 states!
>>687194366
Can someone help? I know about water, fire, air, and dirt, but fucking magnets, how do they work?
>>687196263
Don't get it, what is this a guide for
>>687198251
Never understood this.
>>687198570
smoking plants
>>687198251
Just remember anyone can lose weight
And your stretch marks become battle scars!
>>687195079
the fuck....
>>687197466
>scientific study 3
>last name Chen
I guess we know why he thinks a 5.25 is ok
>>687195079
Moar...
I DEMAND MOAR
>>687198973
kek
When you shit in a toilet and water splashes your bung-hole it is called "Posidan's Kiss"
If there is already shit in it when it splashes it is the "Posidan's French Kiss"
>>687198570
using fruit/veg as bongs
>>687194366
Endoplasmic reticulum has always been my favorite thing in biology.
>>687196446
can confirm
>>687198251
its not vga...
Its Parallel -> Serial -> PS2 -> Usb
Shit cant people computer anymore
>>687199290
but if the computer isn't programmed to recognize a usb then how does it recognize it?
>>687196888
Why do?
>>687198626
connect lots of different "adapters" together, and the information from the usb still gets transfered through all the adapters.
Evidenced by the 2.00gb usb stick in the text at the bottom
if unsure what an adapter is look up vga to hdmi
vga to dvi adapter
Im in a good mood this morning
>>687194366
They're called infographics newfag
>>687196888
nice trips
useful info
would save twice, if I wouldnt have already
>>687199814
I really really like this snack
>>687199521
I hope people realize that some of this advice will actually get you in more trouble with the law.
>>687199866
what is it?
>>687199203
why, because it has a long name to make you sound cool when saying it?
>>687196601
It exploded wtf
>>687196446
Dont do that, it will make mustard gas and burn your hand
>>687199290
I know bro, I just saw the thumbail when uploading and assumed
Im knowledgable with computers, Trust Me
Nitric acid
>>687200175
you forgot the Dichromium sulfate compound
>>687199814
That's...not a terrible idea actually.
>>687200175
>fell for the recipes on 4chan meme
>>687200098
Yes.
>>687199585
Dont know it might not even recognise it, it could be a bait image
>>687200553
as suspected
yall starting to slack
>>687199949
only because you know your rights and cops hate that.
>>687197466
.6 flaccid percentile and 99.87 erect percentile. Go growers!
>>687200741
>protruding wires
no fucking shit, might as well put visible timer on there as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ
>>687199651
Thank you.
>>687197549
Kek
>>687200793
once you make the sigil how does one summon a demon?
>>687196635
this seems really outdated
>>687200682
Yeah well what's your favorite cell organelle faggot?
>>687200900
nice dubs and its 2:30 in the morning here
im out, been nice posting
>>687197466
Is there something wrong when I'm 2" flacid and 7.75" erect?
4.8 percentile to 99.2 percentile depending on if I'm aroused?
I always told my ex it's like a bowflex; space saving design.
>>687200935
Or because you start the interaction like a tard
Just play out the first few minutes cool and feel out the situation.
>>687195511
It's knowledge nonetheless.
>>687198251
>mfw the vga socket is empty
>>687201251
Believe me it works, I tried it
>>687201401
Zooplankton
>>687200793
ya know, no one will ever do this right tho... as un real as it is, ya really need to kill newborn babies, and use their fresh blood to draw your circle.... and remember any other offerings are to be prepubescent and killed at the time you ask of your Demon
>>687201401
are we talking eukaryote, prokaryote, viral?
>>687200935
More like they get people they're trying to speak with and all they keep saying is "AM I FREE TO GO?!" "AM I BEING DETAINED?!"
It's a human being asking another human being a question. If your first response is that free to go bs they are going to immediately assume you've got something to hide. Use your brain.
>>687201822
>organelle
>not organism
>>687201527
It just means you are a grower
>>687201242
you ask politely
>>687201242
VOTE HILLARY 2016
THIS MESSAGE IS FUNDED BY US CITIZENS FUNDED BY HILLART
>>687197466
Do women know about growers? If not pic related.
>>687201978
I like the explosion
>>687200741
this was entertaining to read
>>687198044
Can confirm as a recruiter that a 600-700 word resume will get tossed in the trash, regardless of the language.
Shoot for a 250-350 word MAX. and formatting/whitespace matters most of all.
>>687201648
Ah, okay thanks if it ain't broke don't fix it I guess.
>>687201921
You seem to have misunderstood
The organelle from which cellular domain?
>>687198214
>Eldredge Knot
>Jedi
Yeah, you will be considered an autistic ass "Jedi" if you show up to any job with that. Windsor is about as flashy as you want to get, its a strong knot that doesn't make you look like a faggot.
>>687201978
I like the chilbirth. Always feels amazing.
>>687201527
>I always told my ex it's like a bowflex; space saving design.
>>687202366
>Phaser (Star Trek Next Generation)
>Shows Original series phaser
>>687202334
>find squirrel
>do this in reverse
>???
>free glove
>>687195357
>tshirt:: 1 wearingaw
>underwear : 1 wearing
lol fuck that
>>687195471
and like seriously it wont work theres gaps at every level and the temps are way the fuck off.
>>687198044
Some of this is old. Resume formats have changed.
The objective section is no longer needed. As a matter of fact it is a bad idea.
Basic resume format:
Top should be:
Name
Address
Phone number
Centered. Make sure it's a respectable email address. Make a new one for jobs if need be. I've seen some fucking terrible ones like [email protected] and [email protected]. Safest bet is your name/initials and if need be birth year.
Under this should be a list of your qualifications. These are three or four bulleted statements one or two sentences which go over what major things you've picked up from your professional life or education such as "Over ten years experience in production including lathes, drill press, quality control, and process improvement"
Top two should be focused on whatever field you are applying for. Last one or two should be general experience perhaps something that demonstrates strong work ethic or having had high performance reviews in a related or unrelated field.
Under qualifications in a table (without lines or borders) should be your skills. One or two word entries at least six of them better if you can squeeze nine. 3 across the page in rows and 2-3 columns depending on how many you can put in. Try to have 60% or more be directly related to whatever you're applying for. Examples: MS Office, Bilingual English/Spanish, Heavy Machinery, Security, Supervisory, Scheduling, Fork Lift, ect.
Will continue with another post.
>>687198044
Why is accomplishments a bad thing? It can directly tie in with your qualifications. I'm an Eagle Scout, and there's no way I'm taking that off my resume.
>>687195156
This was a good one. Show me how to do illegal stuff. Nothing too crazy though. Like making bombs and shit. I don't need to have that info.
>>687195683
Topkek
>>687199673
all looks the same
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>>687197735
This chart is shit because ostrich don't bury their heads.
>>687205114
Skills and qualifications based resume continued.
Under this goes your work history. The purpose of the previous two sections was to highlight what the employer wants to know...which is what you know....but also to shorten your work history up (clean it up) work history should be previous ~3 jobs that are best related to whatever you are applying for. If you're applying for different jobs you should have slightly different resumes for each and possibly swap out a job in your work history. IF you're applying for a factory job they don't give a shit that you worked at best buy for 3 years. Likewise if you're applying for a position as a legal aid that summer doing landscaping or construction work will do nothing for you.
Write your job title. Your company. City/town company is located in. And either 2008-2011 or 9/2008-4/2011.
One bullet describing basics of the job or your main responsibility. The rest should have been dissected and consolidated with your other job experiences into either the qualifications or skills section.
Same goes for your other 2 maybe 3 additional jobs.
Unless you worked it for ages and it is DIRECTLY related to what you're applying for do not bother listing a job you had more than 15 years ago. Hell I'd even go so far as to say 10 years. Exception is military service I always recommend listing it even if it's way back when because some employers get a hard on for it.
Under this goes your education, certificates, licenses, and anything similar.
(2011) MS - Education Counseling - Canisius College, Buffalo NY.
Or similar.
Never toss at the bottom anything like "References available upon request"
References should be printed out on a separate page and ALWAYS included. Never mentioned in the resume itself though.
Oh and lastly.....ONE PAGE. PERIOD.
With an exception. If you have over ten years experience in the field you are applying two an additional page to list that shit is acceptable.
>>687205935
thats thinned out looks to me stock of that shitbag company is finally falling
>>687206554
well arent you fucking awesome. you know what it means faggot.
>>68720668 most employers dont want to sift through more than 10 years anyway
>>687196888
Why the fuck
How is it useful
This is the best thread so far.
>>687207669
Agreed, there should be more knowledge threads.
>>687206688
How I managed to fuck up two vs to I have no idea.
>>687207106
It's for Bondage.
It makes the wearer's breasts bulge and the crotchrope can get them to start a chain of spasms that once started, pretty much makes them orgasm hands free.
Then again I probably got this info from people bragging about shit that never happened in their lives.
>>687207669
:)
knowledge is power friend
>>687202366
>Death Star
>Stronger than a Halo Installation
captcha: 117
>>687195357
but i don't wear underwear
>>687200128
/fa/ on isn't even accurate anymore.
>>687208299
this, its an outdated invention not needed in modern society
Pandas are more closely related to raccoons than bears.
>>687208375
trolled
tutoyer et vousvoyer
good luck not getting shot first, but here yall go
>>687197549
Don't do this it makes mustard gas
>>687209498
Wouldn't there still be one shot in the chamber?
>>687196601
I CANT SEE OUT OF MY LEFT EYE
>>687209498
Don't do this
MUSTARD GAS
>>687209674
That's what the second kick is for
>>687209674
Yes....which is why he kicks the charging lever and ejects it.
>>687209674
>hence his second kick,... ejected the round /b/ro
>>687196120
kek
>>687209498
it would be funny if he kicked the guys hand, forcing his finger to pull the trigger
Boobie break
>>687195511
That apostrophe is unnecessary.
>>687209996
lol
use dat old tech
>>687196099
inaccurate lol
>>687210158
random webm break
Last,..... later dudes
>>687210812
hue hue hue
>>687200128
> got pissed at the mere mention of 4e under /tg/
this is true. 4e sucks nuts and if you want to troll them, it will work.
>>687204090
How? Well, I live in Oregon. That's how.
>>687205123
no one gives a shit that you were an eagle scout
if anything, I'd say it's a bad thing since you were a sucker and were tricked into doing that much work for nothing
I was in the boy scouts and never went past tenderfoot because I still got to participate in all the fun but didn't have to do any of the hard work
>>687199521
As a former police officer, I can assure you that most of these are bad ideas. If you get stopped, MAKE SURE the cop can see your hands. maintain friendly eye contact and don't appear nervous. If you start sending up red flags and talking like a smart ass, your day is going to get a lot worse, really fast. Be polite and respectful, and answer yes or no. Thank the cop and 90% of the time they will be done with you quick if you aren't fucking up royally.
>>687211673
If the Fire Express is enabled; if it isn't this won't work.
>>687212476
makes electric pickles!
>>687212181
(not him) but former eagle scout actually will
>>687212476
fried pickle? the fuck is this supposed to do?
>>687212616
Lmao i have to try this
>>687212298
Smart Vietnamese farmers would comply with the police who came to visit them during the day.
>>687212666
It's a low energy acid battery. A bowl of Apple Vinegar will give the same ~5v charge.
>>687212800
OK, you win, asshole, try it your way. Good luck!
>>687212878
oh I thought you plugged that shit into the wall
>>687212754
NO DONT IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
Cigarettes are fun
I get punched inside my lungs
I'm going to die young
>>687195357
Okay, I call bull shit on the underwear part. As long as you haven't been sweating in them, you should be able to wear them for at least two days. It all depends on the activity you've been doing while wearing them, plus how bad they smell.
>>687213513
jesus plus 12 disciples = 13
>>687213620
>>687213513
thank me l8r official faggots
>>687213301
Someone fix this
>>687195357
I can't wear dirty undies, but T-Shirts? Srsly? Like, 3-4 times. Also depends on sweat level.
>>687202116
>Glycerin
Nice try unibomber
>>687212666
It's a battery.
>>687206460
fuck yeah ffmpeg's the shit
>>687215260
don't let the days go by
>>687206688
thanks anon saving this shit
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
if you ever catch chlamydia ask your doctor for a z pack instead of the regular cure. Take 4 of them at once then wait a week and you're cured.
>>687213736
darwin didnt say that. that is from a grand wizard of the KKK
>>687202366
>mega maid
>sucks the atmosphere from a single planet
>more powerful than halo which annihilates all sentient life within range
wew lad
>>687217039
Pretty sure this would kill you. Can you explain why one would do this?
>>687213354
You nasty faggot
>>687218162
Doesn't take much energy to kill something
>>687218307
it's cheaper.
How would it kill you?
>>687196888
Check'd and saved
>>687218525
You give it the old pasta test.
throw it at the wall and if it sticks don't wear them
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>687218629
I believe it has been shown to cause heart problems.
