looks fine to me

>>687188941
you should go to a doctor

Absolutely ok. This is totally what a healthy leg should look like.

No need to see a doctor.

That's a turnip man

your a turnip mate

>>687188941
Im sorry op but it looks like a case of niggeritis, pretty soon it will spread up your leg and to your whole body then youll start craving grape soda and watermelon. Its too late for a cure, you gotta amputate now.

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More concerned about the blackness setting in.

>>687188941
>not sure if foot is broken

foot's broken nigga

>>687189862
HAHA thats actually your foot omdz

>>687189568
Exactlt its aka COON-ITUS its spreading wat do bro?

How amputate it?

americans cant even afford to go to a docter if they belive their foot is broken/have diabetes

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>>687189997
Thx.

Turning black? Did you steal something?

i am doctor.
foot good.
you good me good.

>>687190318
Yes thankyou, now were getting somewhere wat do?

>>687190357
Once you go black theres no coming back bro

Fucking med insurance wont cover it, because I got loaded on all kinds of drugs

U need to go to the hospital, right now

Ur not going to go because it's expensive and whatever but ur gunna die from a clot so rip

>>687191194
What the fuck do you mean they won't cover it? How do they know how it happened?

>>687191223
bloodclot? that's what I'm thinking cos I'm short of breath and stuff

swollen + bruising on the side = sprain in my book

>>687191479
My pupils and the fact that I'm strung out on amphet would be a dead give away tbf

>>687191739
Calm. Ive just never seen the whole blackening thing with bruising

Gangrene bro

>>687192003
u reckon?

>>687191789
So wait until they leave your system.
It's broken btw

>>687189568
Kek

but wt happen. U hit? You fell? 1.- broken foot hurts when move move. 2.- Non broken but hurtie hurts everytime, even when no move move

>>687192230
Does anyone know how much they'll charge me if I call 911 with no money and say to invoice me?

>>687188941
i don't know, George Vaughn

>>687188941
1) how do you think you broke it?
2) how long has it been like that?

>>687192676
Anywhere between 300 and 1000

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I fucked up my ankle like a week ago feels bad bro went to doctor said its only a bad sprain

>>687192663
>be me drinking at the bar few lines of speed
>See some guy spit in a womans face
>grabbed the bottle of becks I had
>smashed it over his head
>doorman grabbed me and stamped on my ankle
>straight 86.

>>687188941
>>687190372
This is sound advice OP.He's a doctor for christ's sake. Why wouldnt you listen to a doctor?

>>687188941

You got the DIABEETUS!

Go dancing dickweed

>>687192818
definitely not happening, I have a quarter $

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>>687188941
Reminds me of this.

>>687193165
Sounds like a fucking witch doctor would be why

>>687188941
It'll be fine once they take it off at the knee

>>687193454
Then you're gonna have to suffer.
It's not like you'd never be able to get rid of the debt anyways. I'm 14k in debt. I don't give a fuck.

>>687193613
Still a doctor.

I did my ankle in and it looked bruised and swollen i had just ripped the ligaments no break

>>687189568
Hold on now. Let's not be too hasty.
He'll get nigger dick which is larger and that's a +.

Think this one through OP.

>>687193590
What in the absolute fuck

>>687194095
This.

looks like diabetus

>>687193757
I'm in fucking NM. if I call then out they will have to operate from the knee to it off to cover the gas bill for the journey

>>687191194
What fucking country are you in that you don't get care if you're loaded?

>>687193818
>>687193454
I'm so fucking glad I never fucked up my life by getting into debt. I think I'd have killed myself by now.

>>687193908
Yea with chicken bones

>>687193590
That made me feel sad honestly.

>>687188941
Yes, some do lurk. Does it hurt when you stand up? does it hurt when you sit down? Does it look bigger then your other foot. if the answer is yes to any of those; then your an idiot, and cant think for yourself. Go to an emergency clinic not an ER 'cause you'll pay for years on end. Don't be dumb get it looked at.

>>687194406
Better than nothing.

>>687194347
Eh?? Can you elaborate plz?

walk it off

>>687193590
>>687194152
This never happened and you're a full for believing it

>>687194232
Hey I am in NM too OP! Abq? We should meet up and do some drugs. I love people with diabetes and broken ass feet.

Just be glad you have feet, you entitled piece of shit. There are people out there right now completely missing feet, even entire legs.

Check your foot privilege and kill yourself.

Just go to an ER with no ID and pretend to collapse, they have to look at you and treat you and they can't charge you if they don't know who you are.

>>687194358
lol it's not even that bad. It's not like I won't be able to pay it off. I could be 30k in debt and it still wouldn't even be that bad.

>>687194680
>Full

>>687194846
Kek

>>687190318
And they will fight against "socialized" medicine tooth and nail. SMHTBHF

>>687188941
i think its a prolapsed anus

>>687194583
How did you come up with the idea that if you're under the influence of a drug you can't get ER treatment?

I see now you're in New Mexico.
Don't call an ambulance. That'll be about $1500.00 to you.

>>687190372
He sounds Indian. Trust him he went to school for this when he was 12

>>687194695
ABQ, holla.

>>687189862
How is your hand in that position?
Fake

>>687195040
blatant. hence this whole thread

>>687189461
>you're

>>687194778
You have negative money though, you are literally a slave until you pay it off. It's like a form of confinement.

>>687194731
kek

>>687194846
IKR!

>>687195040
He isn't saying the ER won't treat him, he is saying his medical insurance won't cover it.

OP if you got insurance just say it was an accident and don't let the ER do any blood tests. Insurance company won't know you broke your shit while high.

>>687188941
Bro I broke my foot 4 months ago. Looks the same as mine did. Goodluck

>>687192222
Unnoticed quads checked

>>687194761
If this fucker is in New Mexico he is going to have a line of drunk Navajo and Mexicans in front of him a mile long doing that trick already.

OP are you more worried about your foot or the obvious diabetes??

>>687195040
>I see now you're in New Mexico.
They treat all the homeless drunk and high brown people that stumble into UNMH.

>>687195163
Go to UNMH. My ex is working tonight in the lab so I can get your results fast if you give me your first name.

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Just cut it off, its not all bad

>>687195238
Shut up you bitch ill time stamp my fucked up foot for ya... cunt

>>687189862
I had my foot turn like that and was convinced it was broke, turned out to be a sprain but the foot went black and I literally couldn't walk on it. But get it checked out for fucks sake.

ITT: type 2 diabetus and such

>>687194731
>Check your foot privilege and kill yourself
Yeah shit before shovel cunt... lead the way

What did you do prior, OP? Looks like a fracture or internal bleeding

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>>687195518
Golly gee calm down man, it just looks like you're fat AF and yet you bent all the way over for that pic

>>687195382
Thx for dumbing that down for me.

OP - what insurance do you have and why don't they cover diabetes?

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>>687195776
>shit before shovel
Nice I am gonna have to remember that one.

>>687195936
>why don't they cover diabetes
hahahaha fuck that is funny.

>>687188941
Go to the hospital *NOW*

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>>687196110
Get to the chopper!

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You should just let your body deal with it OP.

Because if you haven't gone to a hospital or a doctor, then you value your money more than your health, in which case you deserve neither and I hope it goes septic and gangrenous.

I hope you lose your foot cause you're a cheap fuck.

>>687188941
That's not blackness, it's caused by the swelling. I shattered my left leg in a car accident so I'm relatively familiar with that whole look.

I'm too lazy to read the thread, did you suffer trama of any kind?
Do you have diabetes?
Do you suffer from poor circulation?

>>687190574
>>687191223
>>687192676
Ambulance ride could be expensive

Im.an.EMT that's edema, if a clot goes to your heart you're fucked, go to the hospital

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>>687195907
there ya go timestamped and I'm 195lb not a fucking slob

>>687196219
He needs that money for speed!

>>687196449
>I'm too lazy to read the thread, did you suffer trama of any kind?
>Do you have diabetes?
>Do you suffer from poor circulation?
Not OP but yes to all three of these. OP said a bouncer drilled his ankle at the bar, and he didn't mention the diabetes but it is pretty obvious.

>>687196464
I always take a limo to the hospital to be honest. Cheaper and open bar.

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I had this weird bug bite on my ankle and it wouldn't heal so I just took an angle grinder to it to refresh it. We'll see what happens.
Don't know if that helps you...

>>687196219
What part of I have a quarter do you not understand, what is ur major fucking malfunction,

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>>687196716
>195lb not a fucking slob

height:5' 2"


What bar were you at OP? Just curious. Downtown? Nob Hill? One of the gay bars?

I think you will be fine. Just load up on speed and always SWEEP THE LEG

>>687196716
something is wrong with ur foot

>>687195342
You're implying I'm paying anything right now. I'm not lol. I'm not paying jack shit until I have the money to do so.
Get a job that makes 50k a year. Boom. Paid off in full that year.

>>687196899
>what is ur major fucking malfunction

Well, on the bottom of my foot theres a small shard of ceramic from a broken up and my body is trying to push it back out through the scar tissue and it hurts like a bitch.

>>687196716
>195lb

Are you a midget?
Cuz that ankle looks fat.

>>687196733
Dude, seriously. My car accident was caused by me getting hit by a drunk driver going the wrong direction on a highway and the ambulance ride cost me like 4,500 dollars(I have/had insurance thankfully).

>>687195040
What fucking health ins do you have op
Just go to the er, no ambulance $1-2k, if you have a job don't list it on intake forms

>>687196733
Actually that was funny. OP here

>>687194358
Mommy and daddy pay for college for you? Must be nice

>>687188941

>>687197086

>>687197034
Anodyne, ABQ not a fag bar

>>687188941
its time to amputate op.

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>>687188941
I'm a graduates student currently at UC Berkeley. From what I can tell from the picture, it seems swollen. It's probably got something to do with your nymph nodes. You should go to the hospital right away before it developed any further as it will most likely turn into Elephantiasis or Gangrine if you're really unlucky.

>>687197149
I do have a job, I'm in the mil on leave that's why I cant go to any federal matters with drugs in my systerm

Could be a really bad staph infection... you ded op

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>>687197484
Fuck dude how did you make it down those stairs? Or were you at Sister downstairs? Love both those bars anon sorry to hear you had an incident there.

I actually go to the gay club (no homo) Effex across the street once in a while. Dudes hitting on you and buying you drinks is great and my gf can go wander off and I am not worried about her getting stolen.

You from this fucking dirty nasty shithole town?

>>687196716
>Not a fucking slob
The empty pizza box on the basement floor says otherwise.

>>687189862
Is that a pizza on the floor?

Ibuprofen, ice, elevate. Quit being a pussy.

>>687198126
It was in that post.

Op ate it by now.

>>687197973
Sauce

>>687188941
Blackness is pooling blood from broken blood vessels, also causing edema and pain. Ice, elevation, seek medical attention. Foot has 26 bones, which may be the least of your worries.

>>687197973
My head made it down the stairs before me put it that way.

Yeah unfortunately, no there were no hot chicks down there. I should have stayed there tbh

>>687197636
I got tools. I'll do it for free. If you want pain meds, you'll have to bring your own.

>>687193379
you're not funny newfag

>>687198101
Its called eating u dick.

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>>687198361
Hillary Rodham Clinton

>>687198426
Grass is always greener at that bar. I pay cover at Sister and it is all fat chicks. I go to Anodyne instead and it is all hipsters. Those stairs are fucking treacherous though. I hate carrying my drunk as fuck dates down those and to my car.

>>687198500
I got 1 pipette of morphine would that do it

>>687198797
Why do you have to be a nigger? Just give the sauce if you can. Otherwise, fuck off

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>>687199188
Dude if you don't know who she is you need to lurk more. Also, google image search is built into this fucking site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Use it dumbass

>>687193152
Don't be a hero fact
Best you didn't get pussy out of it

>>687198797
haha, really we need a chat man we probably know all the same ppl, I'm 87102

>>687199358
Fuck off nigger

>>687198979
I don't know. Cauterizing the nub will be done with an oxy acetylene torch. You may need two.

>>687199374
Wasn't trying to be a hero, but no one spits in a girls face in my presence, fact.

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>>687199504
87107 here man. Ya fuck I would give up some info so we could connect but this dumbass above keeps calling me a nigger and I am scared of him.

>>687199509
Please don't hurt me. Here is another pic to calm you.

>>687199560
I was thinking more lye, but you may have a point

That's an early sign of sepsis.

You need to go to the ER now.

>>687200110
snapchat? FB or kik ill hit ya mine. ANd hes just a depraved cocksucker so don't worry

>>687200375
Whats an early sign of sepsis?

>>687198361
http://www.xvideos.com/video10503365/madison_scott_gets_a_massive_creampie

>>687200654
Eating an entire pizza in one sitting.

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>>687200543
Sorry bro I have none of those. We will meet if the Lord of Light wills it. My name is Luke. I will look for a guy with a recently amputated foot this summer to find you!

>>687200110
I'm just tempted to limp down Zinc, and get some weed

>>687188941
If you're wondering if it's broken, it's not broken.

>>687196219
>gangrenous

>>687200946
The horror of it. That's terrible

>>687188941
If you have a jump rope, jump rope on it for 10 mins. and it'll be fine. Honestly, this thread was pretty purposeless.

>>687201033
>I will look for an obese diabetic midget with a recently amputated foot dressed in camo to find you!

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>>687196716
>195 pounds
>Thinks hes not a lardass.
Kek

>>687201209
rlly... and you reached that judgement how?

>>687188941
I'm a doctor that also owns a large amount of stock in Holiday Inn so heed my advice. You need to go stomp on something (with that foot) very fucking hard. Let the heel of your foot lead. The object should be uneven on it's surface... do this and you will be fine after you reload from previous save point.

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nah its good dont sweat it
pic is of real broken toe ur good walk on it normally keep nothing but heat on it.

>>687201340
Yeah I could skip on it, but id rather jump on your fucking head,

>>687188941
Diabetus , you're going to lose the foot due to sugar fucking your blood vessels.

You got super aids.
it what you get for a fat faggot op.

>>687202019
Thanks most sensible advice yet

yeah must of got it off your mom bro

Just die please, it's exactly what failures like you deserve.

Dont let the thread die yet op,
Im not done making fun of you.

>>687200654

Swelling, discoloration.

At any rate it doesn't look like something that's going to go away by itself.

>>687202078
I've been a long time of homeopathic and Easterns medicine. You should stick something up your ass, it'll align your chakaras and you're foot will be fine by tomorrow.

>>687201695
Because that's what doctors say. Most people are just pussies.

>>687195163
Fellow abqfag here

Roll for self-amputation webm

>>687202869
Yeah that's what they told you in jail but don't believe it!!

>>687203154
Reroll

>>687202869
>it'll align your chakaras
keked

>>687190318
nope i now self diagnose and treat.
not even kidding.If u are median income or fucked by support payments/alimony shit like healthcare and food are luxuries.

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>>687202811
Nor you bitch.. I'm hungry for more

Paramedic here...

First of all do not be that fucker that calls an ambulance for this...

Second you do need to be seen by a doctor. Go to an urgent clinic that can do an xray. You can't truly diagnosis a fracture unless it's open and the bone is sticking out or with an xray. Obviously you need an xray.

Call fucking über or a taxi. Save the ambulance for real emergencies like cardiac arrest or strokes ect.

>>687203410
This guy knows

>>687203168
Yeah, I went to jail for running over some kids ankle with a box truck.... and?

>>687203871
So then when it's a tiny broken bone in the foot the hospital is going to heal it? No.

>>687189862
This due because your ankles cannot support the weight of your upper body there for , large amounts of pressure can crush your foot but I'm thinking you rarely stand but rather sit

>>687203871
Oh hello Mr Fucking ER, how much would a stroke or a cardiac arrest cost me you son bitch

>>687204221
Yes, I know, I feel you pain it must have hurt whaen the brothers spit roasted you in the showers, but at least you managed to run over a kid dude well done

Cant believe you assholes are saying I'm fucking overweight your so wrong

>>687204330
Do we know it is a small bone in the foot broken? No you fucking moron. It could be a bone that requires a cast or surgery. >>687204426
Probably looking at 1k to 4k depending.

Look at it this way. You call for a sprained ankle... We come to you... At the same time a pediatric cardiac arrest comes out but we are stuck helping your pussy self with a sprained ankle and another ambulance isn't able to get the cardiac arrest for another 10 mins. Kid dies and you go to the hospital ambulance for a sprained ankle.

Your a fat fuck that's you you are going to die just cut the blubber flap off. It's not like you walk anyways

>>687188941
wtf did u do?

>>687206316
OP didn't take his insulin