dude phimosis is easily fixed.
stop being lazy and stretch it back in the shower took me a month of stretching to fix mine

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>>687187013
I'm not sure if scoliosis and phimosis are genetic, but they sure are treatable.
Anyway:
>ugly
>almost no facial hair (but it's improving)
>no ass

>asian

>>687187776
phimosis definetley is
and i'm like 80% sure that scoliosis is as well atleast in my case
ps forgot to mention that no facial hair aswell(goes well with my babyface)

>>687188402
Well, both are very treatable. I know because I've had both. Admittedly, after I stopped working out, my spine problems returned. So unless you have such terrible scoliosis that you can't move, you can fix it by working out.

>>687187013
>Born with extra chromosome, but strangely not retarded, physically or mentally. When I find out what it is, I'll let you guys know.
>I like video games but I really suck at video games
>Tried to train my cowlick to go away, doesn't go away. (I just comb back now though)
>I wish I was 1 inch higher. Same for my penis. Specifically just 1 inch.

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>>687187013
>low end sperg i think
>cant grow a beard
>6 incher, get fukt OP
>flatfoot
>back problems that'll develop in 10 years

>>687187013
I have a feminine penis

>>687189172
>I like video games but I really suck at video games
>genetics
i see you extra chromosome kicking in

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>>687189172
lol retard

>>687189172
>Do you have wide hips or any other female features?

>>687187894
F u

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>>687189172
what if that extra chromosome is a genetic patch patching all the problems you would have had

Sebaceous cysts

>>687189322
Aww fuck, I think that might be it actually.
I always sucked at fast reactions (Such as FPS games) with hands and pattern remembrance.

>>687189457
No, I'm pretty bear-modeish actually.

>>687189504
Well that would be pretty dope.

>>687187013
>5incher
>genetic skin desease that doesnt allow me to leave home

>>687189172
Do you know which chromosome you had an extra copy of?

>>687189755
It's possible that you have an extra Y chromosome. Aside from being slightly taller than expected, no other abnormalities are present because of it.

Okay boys so get this shit:
>6'3"
>can deadlift 705 lbs
>can sing like a god
>flowing golden mane
>100k/year job
>Flawless face
>flawless teeth
>never had braces, they just grew in that way.
>Not socially awkward (anymore)
>fantastic painter

My downfall?
>tries too fucking hard, pushing everyone away.

fuck me up fam

>>687189914
Being a NEET isnt a disease though anon

>>687189755
how the fuck did you find out you had an extra

>>687190139

Maybe if you weren't so focused on your own narcissistic ass people would want to spend time with you.

>>687190156
Kek i wish it was as simple as not doing shit, i wanted to do stuff but i cant. Noone would hire a hipersensitive skin faggot. Unless you can come up with ideas of jobs that doesnt need me to show myself or be with other people.

>>687189949
Not a clue.

>>687190322
When I was young I was told about it from my mother. I shrugged it off.
I must have had a DNA test when I was younger.

>5'8"
>250lbs
>Impressive strength
>Super unfitting very deep voice
>Ginger skin/beard
>Blonde hair
>Grey/blue eyes

>any black woman

>OP

>>687190665

>Night stocker
>Delivery Driver
>Programmer
>Overnight security/watchman
>Call center
>Literally anything online based
>Computer repair

You're just not being creative enough, there's tons of shit where people wouldn't give a shit, or you'd be essentially working for yourself, and you'd be inside all day.

>>687191040
>any black

>>687190518
People do wanna spend time with me. I just try too hard.

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>6'2"
>285lbs
>Psoriasis everywhere.

Ugly
Minor speech disability
Social anxiety (aka being a pussy)
(it goes away completely when I'm drunk, so I drink a lot)
Lazy

>>687190139
anyone who portrays himself as perfect is usualy the oposite

>>687187013
>long QT
>anxiety and stress
>Horrible eyesight
>thin hair follicles (my actual amount of hair is normal, though)
>bad acne
NOW FOR THE BIG ONE
>kleinfelters syndrome (downsyndrome in the sex chromosomes)
now for the good
>blue eyes
>logician
>good at music
>decent/average looks
>arch footed
>skinny
>wide hips
>ass

>huge ass chin
>5'7"
>pectus excavatum

> pilonidal sinus
> bad eyesight

I guess nothing too bad. My mom is bipolar so I dont know if I'll inherit that or not. Hopefully I dont.

> 6'0 feel short
> acne

Aside from that, solid 10/10

>>687190139
Who cares if you push everyone away, as long as you get pussy and money you're fucking good to go and if you don't believe that then you're a dumb fucking nigger

>>687191407
lol me too anon
there are barley any weekends where I dont drink anymore
but atleast i can talk to chicks while drunk so theres that

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>>687187013

>have kid
>seems all normal
>3yrs pass getting strange
>learnthatheisAutisticffsKillme.jpg
>years pass,now he 12
>will never get a job,will never have friends
>just waiting for a reason to kill everyone :(

>>687191835
I'm not the only one :)
My friends really like me when I'm drunk so they sometimes bring drinks for me

>>687191819
You have no idea what that empty nigger life is like and that's why you'll never be successful you stupid cunt.

How about you do yourself and the rest of the world a favor and self-induce a post-term abortion, you autistic waste of oxygen?

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>>687190139

>bragging on 4chan
>being this insecure
>implying half of this is true

mfw

>black

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>>687187013
>black
>psoriasis and eczema
>allergic to many foods
>lactose intolerant
>unattractive
>7.5" dick
>voice so deep people often have to ask me to repeat myself several times, then accuse me of yelling

>>687192555
Trips no lie

>>687187013
>Father's side has a history of cancer
>Mother's side has a history of diabetes
I'm in for a treat

>>687190139
fuck off
>>687190518
this guy is right

>>687192555
trips confirm truth

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>5'7''
>5.5''
>shit facial hair genes
>receding hairline
>narrow shoulders
>no chest hair
>spic genes took dominance
>bulbous oval face
>shit eyesight
>tiny hands

>>687187013
>stutter

>>687187776
Ass is fixable with some good ol squats

Only 5'9" but have an 8" dick so that's nice.

>short
>schizophrenia
>4inchs
>averagelooking

>>687193529
are you me?

>shy
>hate everyone but act nice nevertheless

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>>687192394
>Money
>Pussy
>empty nigger life
The fuck are you on about, what you need some fucking loving because you're so used to sucking on your moms tits faggot.

>>687191025
How did you get so big? Wtf are you eating?

It's hard as shit for me to gain weight. I'm your size and only 145

>be me
>be a girl
>be hairy like chewbacca

>>687193864
how is this genetic whatsoever

>>687187013

>balding
>shit tier beard genetics
>yeti from the way down
>ibs

>>687193915
Tits or gtfo

Jesus I'm sorry op

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>>687192631
You sound lIke my friend Bryan

>>687193939
I dont know, fuck you

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>>687187013
?5'6"
>just barely a 6 incher
>Slow metabolism like fuck
>not balding, but deeply receded hairline
>no ass
>fucked beard, only goatee
>any fat goes straight to face, but not baby face just ugly fat

>>687193915
I've always thought that was SO fucking hot

>>687187013
Actually, for once I feel like I have nothing to complain about.

I'm pretty happy with my body.

>fast metabolism

>>687193054
me but i have big shoulders, chest hair and big fucking hands

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>>687194025
>Bryan

>>687194000
Want hairy tits?

>Shit eyes
>Ugly ass face
>Partial retard
>am fucking suicidal
>only 6"
>6 inches
>Giant fucking hands
>Balls look like play-doh
>talk too fast
>because of talk speed, people think I have an accent
>nobody understands anything I say

Nice front picture OP.

>>687191507
Wide hips aren't good that's thanks to the XXY but at least you don't have to worry about getting a girl pregnant with being sterile and all

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>> I'm white,
>>have a huge dick.
>> Girls are afraid of it.
>>I don't know what to do

>curly hair
>flat noes
>comicaly large lips
>small ears

>>687187013
Got a beer belly due to all the liqour and fast food from working so much as a heavy duty mechanic, rest of me is in good shape.

Bad eyesight

Stretch marks where I'm not even fat like my shoulders and knees

No ass

Fordyces

>>687187013
im actually inbred.this isnt even a fucking joke.

>>687194662
paint your dick black

>short
>socially awkward
>can never sleep on time
>like right now
>it's 6am here

>white
>male

>>687194399
Yes

>>687187013
>minor scoliosis
>Scrawny as shit, like an Ethiopian

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>>687187013
>being born

>>687194662
how big is that?

>>687191346
>I just try too hard.
dude is probably fapping in front of a mirror right now.

>>687195052
Big enough

>>687194662
> Dick bending downwards
Of course bitches are scared

>>687194788

Hank Hill?

>>687194662
Get a girl with huge tits to fuck?

Get into recieving anal?

Hook up with a girl and don't let her know about it, just jam it in?

>Fat
>Short

>>687194399
Yeah

>>687194662
its bent the wrong way bro

>acne (not cystic or anything, just noticeable)
>stretch marks on my lower back for no reason

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>white spic
>beard doesn't connect to moustash or chin beard
>5'7
>fights at 125, walks around at 130
>socially awkward
>18 and virgin even though I'm pretty cut
>non godlike chin yet carry greek god nose
>at least I'm udefeated

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Fibular Hemimelia resulting in this shit

>>687187013
bad skin (thank god I got ridd of acne), mediocre face, thin hair

>>687195486
That's a pretty shoddy looking power armor frame.

>>687195120
I better start selling propane

>gynecomastia
The feels

>>687195474
>Things that never happened.

>white
>male

>Short
>A little overweight
>Some spots
>Slow metabolism

>Pretty good looking
>Nice teeth
>White and Blue eyes
>Blonde hair
>quite smart

>I'm a faggot

>acne
that's it

>50
>Diabeetus
>Had cancer - but its gone now.

I'm white, tall, thin, broad shouldered, well endowed, good looking, highly intelligent, perfect eyesight and hearing, in perfect health, empathic, sociable....And still a beta... Even if I can pass as an alpha normie 90% of the time I know the truth and, while I've tried, can't fool myself...

Genetics isn't the reason most of us are fucked up...

>>687192051
easily fixable, just find the thing that he obsess and cash his superhuman ability to focuss; i.e. carpentry, programing, playing chess, drawing, etc. Just don´t let him be close to anime or his autistic life (and yours) will be ruined forever.

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>male
>not a qt girl

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>>687194895
>>687195195

>5'7"
>big nose
>some of my joints are voluntarily dislocatable (dont know what the techincal term is) but im prone to shoulder and wrist injuries

I get told I should model but people are full of shit. I've seen what I look like, I wouldnt even make it in

>depressed af. Dad went through similiar shit but his lasted way longer
>impending pranaoia, dementia, heart problems, diabetes and arthritis
>developed asthma last year
>smoke a lot of pot because if I stay sober my thoughts run away from me

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>>687196563

>>687196098
white and blue eyes hahah

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>>687187013
>scoliosis
>-8.00 glasses prescription
>hairy as fuck
>naturally crooked teeth, thank fuck for braces
>disgustingly pale
>I get random muscle twitches all over my body, it's called benign fasiculation syndrome
>prone to migraines
>almost 30 and still get cystic acne occasionally

Not gonna reproduce and propagate my shit genes

>>687196348
your just like me. be my friend...

>>687196563
what? don´t be shy, any guy would love to play with those puppies.

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>>687194662
YOU LYING FAGGOT.

>>687197333
The image doesn't really show all the hair

>>687187776
Having no ass is better than having too much ass. Every time you see a curvy woman, remember that all the men in her family also have wide hips and thick glutes.

>>687187013
Kinda ugly
(Except for grandmothers who think I'm handsome and polite...)
Not a ginger but I got some ginger dna in me, so I could possibly have a ginger baby...
I think that's all genetically speaking

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>>687187013
>8inch dick
>balding at 18
>wavy hair
>big jew nose
>scoliosis
>fucked eyelids (droopy)

>>687191607
If you're an adult and you don't already have a history of symptoms, you can probably assume you've dodged the bipolar bullet.

Born with 143 iq.
Good looking
6 ft tall.fit and strong
Had 7 strokes
Still good looking.
Still tall.
Iq 130 is
Still smarter than you.
Still get more pussy than you.

>>687197808
Marry an Asian...

>>687194798
Does it show?

>>687192631
Maybe you just speak in a vocal fry instead of chest voice. A symptom of autism is difficulty controlling speech volume.

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>>687198456
I can control it. People just like to pretend they can't hear half the damn time.

>london look
>bad eyesight
>5incher
>blonde hair

unusually large brain and dick. whoa is me.

>>687187013
>bad teeth
>male pattern baldness

>>687187013
>weak
>bad eyesight
>tall
>white cis male

>>687198305
>Had 7 strokes
Just fucking die already, you sound like a total cunt

>>687189172
Your extra chromosome was averageness.

>>687198306
>petite wife
>no redhead child
This would be wonderful!
Only problem is that there's not that many asians around here. I can see a few every week or so but I never really talked to one

>>687198763
>whoa is me
>whoa
Yeah, it's really too bad about that large brain.

>>687187013
>Allergic to Spring
>Poor eyesight
>Bad skin
>Patchy facial hair
>Can't handle high temperatures, am only comfortable in the cold
>Depression and alcoholism run throughout family

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>jewish descent

>>687187013
adhd, aspergers, more adhd, plus extra add

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>>687198305

>Barely 5'10
>Baby face, yet grow a lot of facial hair
>Hairy as fuck, wiping my ass is like trying to get peanut butter out of a thick rug
>No jaw line, fat deposits around my ass, legs and face
>Hair gets curly when it's long

>Very strong despite not doing anything
>When I gain fat you can't notice it unless you see my ass so I always have abs
>Green eyes
>Nice penis
>Decent looking
>I have sex with 100 supermodels every day

>>687199733
post a pic of ass?

>>687187013
>hair is thinning somewhat at 20, expect it to be pretty much Quagmire-level gone by 40
>6.5 inch dick but in the bottom quarter girth wise
>Not super athletic
>shitty joints
>hereditary back and heart problems

Other than that I'm pretty attractive and happy with myself

I'm five foot eleven

>balding
>very mild psoriasis
>alcoholic
>whatever

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Born without a left-hand, just a sort of weird, stump.

>>687198763
you missed it. sorry.

>have sex with men but not gay

>Thyroid cancer
>Chubby
>Depression
>Vagina

Could be worse

>>687200816
>fat stump

kys

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>turbomanlet (5'3 at almost 19 years old)
>some kind of skin condition that I don't know the name of
>terrible body in general
>ugly face
>terrible teeth despite good hygiene
>plethora of psychological problems
I sincerely want to kill myself

>>687187013
>born a grey dead baby with intestine on the outside and umbilical cord wrapped around my neck.
>still have scares where my navel used to be, 2 on my neck where the doctor cut the cord with a pair of scissors and 1 on my head behind my ear where they fed me through a tube.
>hard of hearing/ wear hearing aids
>very farsighted
>Have this thing where my ankles click and pop as i walk, no idea what it is
>average height

>>687187013
>OCD
>Clinical Depression
>Two learning disabilities
>Tourettes (Not the fun type)
>Migraines constantly
>Daywalker ginger

Silver Lining
>White Privledged
>Weight Privileged

>>687200150
Not the type of ass worth posting, trust me. Hairy and pale.

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>alcoholism (about 80% Irish)
>depression
>diabetes on both sides of family
>heart disease on both sides of family
>dad has skin cancer
>had to take acutane for cystic acne, worked but even more prone to skin cancer
>had braces but teeth have reverted for the most part
>hairline thinning because of drinking
>decent enough face
>apparently nice dick despite 6.5 inches

overall im not to bad off, i just gotta kick this drinking shit, i feel im becoming more retarded and anxiety disorder with each passing day

>Stocky build
> 5.8 inch dick
> Anxiety and depression

>>687202088
Damn 5'3? I'm really sorry dude

>>687202643
So am I. Please kill me.

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>>687202088
>5'3''
there is no hope

>>687202965
I know. Please kill me.

>hate self
>unbearably awkward, constantly realizing later and apologizing later, thus making it more awkward
>small dick, only just above 7"
>like 5'8

>>687201330
Ur an faget

>>687187013
>5'11 king of manlets
>6.4" dick
>social anxiety
>smartish
>masculine features (square jaw, cheekbones outward slightly, rigid brow)
>strong for being 170lbs

>>687203251
Dude anything above 6 in the dick department is good

>>687203394
7" is above average, unless your a nigger.

>Obese
>small chode
>bad vision
>crooked teeth

>lacking in testosterone, look and sound like a 12 year old girl with a beard
>5'5 ft
>very petite, all fat goes to thighs and belly
>severe back acne
>borderline personality disorder
>weak as fuck

on the bright side i guess i could be a good trap or twink if i really wanted to

>>687192631
Lactose intollerant is not a thing, drinking the milk of a cow is not meant to happen, therefore your body (Along with everyone elses) doesn't enjoy trying to process it.

it's fucking 2016 ffs, grow up.

>>687197578
I'd rather kill myself in a large vat of boiling engine oil than go near that shit.

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I have very feminine hands

>>687204723
I think you meant 'fat'

>>687204723
No, you're just fat.

>>687187013
>5'6
>Baby Face
>26 and can barely grow any facial hair
>Psoriasis

The worst part is I've had plenty of girls (hot ones) tell me they'd fuck me if I was just taller. So I'm attractive but robbed of this vice due to the one downfall of being short. I'd rather have several failures than be that close yet with no hope...

>>687189172
XYY?

>>687196563
but why don't just shave?

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>>687204835
This is my index. Like I said, feminine, it doesn't have the square look to it

>short
>acne scars
>coarse, wiry hair
>anxiety problems

>>687205173

wtv you say fatty

  ▲
▲ ▲

>>687202088
how's the weather down there faggot?

>>687205790
It sucks, please kill me.

>skinny as fuck
>only 175 in height
>not exactly good looking

>0 allergies
>High IQ (even though that system isn't very accurate)
>Superior white race
>Bad eyes
Fuck my life. Gosh made but a single mistake in making me...

>>687205827
it is funnier if you live. If you call that living

>Phimosis
>Weird Dick (5 in long, 7 in around)
>Ginger

I also have synesthesia but it's fucking awesome.

>>687192631
couldve stopped at black

>>687206164
It isn't funny, it's just extremely depressing. And it isn't living, I truly want to die.

>>687206299
Money will fix anything. Get rich.

>>687206299
you sound like someone that would be called johnny

Okay, here i go.

>6´5"
>210 lbs
>Naturally big, yet honestly I am not that strong.
>Deep voice, to the point where people struggle sometimes to understand me.
>Really dark brown hair/eyes, nearly black.
>Not fit, but ain´t obese anymore.
>Considerable facial hair, a lot of body hair.
>Considerably smarter than most people, no big deal, most individuals are retarded.

Bad.
>My feet stink a lot, already treating it.
>Crooked/Hyperdontia, had braces, removed extra teeth, retainer phase.
>Nearsighted, fucking sucks.
>Average dick size.
>Greasy skin, have to use a lot of shit unless i want pimples on my face.
>Shitty haircut; I seriously dislike my hair, thus I keep it short, once it grows it´s nearly impossible to comb.

Honestly, I like myself, no self esteem issues.

>>687187013
Why are you describing the reasons you're killing yourself OP?

>>687191346
Well, you sound smart enough to figger out what to do anon.

Chill

>teeth are fucked
>Leukemia at 21

>>687202088
How many centimeters is that?

>>687206401
I don't think I can. All of my psychological problems work very hard at preventing me from getting anywhere in life. Not to mention the fact that I was very poor growing up, and was born in the actual ghetto around legit gangs and shit, so it's not like I have any sort of chance without any money to do anything. Aside from the genetic part, my mom was a psychotic whore and didn't give a fuck about me, yet claims she does while treating my brother and sister significantly better than me. And I'm a high school dropout because of my psychological problems: crippling depression and anxiety, extreme fear of failure, terrible habit of procrastination until inevitable failure. And living in a shitty area with shitty schools and teachers, and abhorrent students made me hate school. I'm a true genetic failure, and have absolutely no right to live. I'm a disgusting human being all around. I wish Hitler would have won and conquered the planet, that way his eugenics program would have prevented the life of such genetic failures as myself.

>>687207576
160

>>687187013
>bad eyesight
>bad at sports
>short
>small penis
>somewhat socially awkward
>strongfat because i cant stop eating too much

>>687202088

>5'3
>Not taking advantage of your small stature to upskirt tall girls with ease

Fucking waste.

>>687206655
>Shitty haircut
>Genetic

>Considerably smarter than most people
Yeah about that...

>>687192631
Well, anon, you got dick, so that's a plus. You can practice pronunciation and diction, so to moderate the hearing problems of your aquaitances, and having a deep voice is sexy af, just look at Barry White, and Chef.

They get all the tail.

>>687207666
It wouldn't help. I don't want to do that, I just want to die.

>>687207634
That's not too bad tho, I am 162cm and don't give a fuck. I don't understand what the big deal is with heights. Don't care if my grill is taller or not either.

>hair stands up if it's short
>only gets painful acne
>genetically predisposed to depression
>future eye problems
>migraines
>toenails are cancer

Not really too bad

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>>687187013
pros
> IQ 165
>smrt as fuk
>socially competent
>6'3
>Fairly athletic, been in tai kwon do for 7 years
>7 inch dick
>4th year physicist at respectable university

Cons
>too blunt, can't compromise or work with idiots
>general distaste for people
>bisexual
>Angry constantly
>Nymphomaniac
>Addicted to xanax
>Mildly sociopathic, want to burn things
>Mood swings
>>>>>>impotent - no kids 4me
>Celiac

Get alot of good but alot of bad. My body is awesome (minus gluten bullshit, I sound like a fucking huge faggot when I go to a restaurant now)
>is there gluten in this

>Also drink way too much

>mfw

>>687208025
I don't know about you, but I find it absolutely humiliating having to shop in the kids' department at stores. Everyone is taller than me, everyone. I just want to die.

>had 3rd nipple, got it removed

>>687187013
>scoliosis
>no neck
>5'4

>>687193915
Can I tidy you up with an epilady, m'lady?

Ah, that would fuckin' hurt lol. What about electrolysis, or laser hair removal?

Would you feel all sexy if you felt all smooth?

>stuttering since 8 years old
>really skinny
>circulation problems
>massive faggot

>>687187013
seasonal eczema
FUCKING SUCKS

>short

I think thats it. Im smart (doing Physics and music degrees simultaneously, bilingual and learning a 3rd), white, blonde, green eyes, fit, have a sense of humour. I think the only genetic thomg wrong with me is that im a 5 ft 5 manlet

Also autistic cuz i browse /b/

>scoliosis but possibly not caused by genetics
>4'11 and 75 pounds but possibly not caused by genetics
>Wolff Parkinsons White
>have to constantly eat or body shuts down, feel like death, pass out
>tiny bit of acne
>pretty damn blind
>pale. Don't burn, don't tan, reflect.
>anemic

>metabolic disorder so i cant gain weight, muscle, am always tired and hungry
>chronic acne on my forehead, upper arms, shoulders
>cant grow body hair on my cheeks, chest, or back
hey at least im 6'5' and have a 9in dick

>>687190139
>no pic
totally not lies

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>>687187013
>low maintenance calories
>patchy-ish beard
>can't tell left from right
that's about it

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i literally can't gain any weight, eat tons of food yet still skinny af. adhd and mild ocd. raging pimples and no facial hair. and jungle hairy ass

>>687190139

Probably a faggot

>>687194662
its a problem, and lotsa ppl don't understand. You have to be very gentle so they learn to trust. Then you can never ram it in, unless they are up for it, so that kinda sux too.

My exes had stories about how too much is too much (I fuck a lot of sluts, hundreds really) and made me glad I was avg 5.5 inches.

Even then if I am not careful, I can bottom out when too excited, so it's an issue for many women.

Some women, though, will take every slamming inch you got and thank god for it, so there's that you lucky bastid

>>687187013
i cant grow a mustache.

>>687208217
You're still very young, maybe you'll stop caring so much in a few years. At least I give less and less fucks about things when I age, am almost 30 and not giving many fucks is great!

What does your skin condition look like? I have dots where my hair is, every single hair on my whole body is surrounded by a dark spot. Feels like sandpaper sometimes. I forgot the name of that tho, and stopped giving a fuck about that as well.

>I just want to die.
Naw give it time fuzzy friend, you can still kill yourself at a later point...

>>687194862
I am pretty sure that if you go out today, now in fact, and run for a mile, or more if you're in shape, and then repeat for a week, at 6 am every day, you will be sleeping like a babby by 10pm, every night you run in the am.

try it.

Ocd, ADHD, minor assburgers. On the flip side, I got good looks.

>lactose intolerant
>starting to bald noticeably and im 19
>super skinny
>5'"9 when family is all 6+
>no facial hair growth
i have no problem talking to people but when i want to get romantically involved the pasta starts flowing out of my pants

>>687195486
>Fibular Hemimelia
Sorry bro, that's gotta hurt like hell. Do you get oxy's?

>>687190139
>100k/year job
>"It's genetic"
k

>>687209298
Yeah, that skin thing. It looks terrible, and I hate it. I don't know how anyone can be complacent in their inferiority. It's stupid. Genetic failures like myself should be mass murdered, and let the the one's with superior genetics survive. I have no reason to live, and if it weren't for the joke that is modern civilization, I never would be been born because nature would have made certain that my ancestors would have died and never kept their inferior genetics going.

>20
>6ft
>120 pounds. (I eat the same as my younger heavier brothers)
>good looking face but occasional adult acne+dry skin
>face described as "cute" never as "handsome)
>weak chin but well defined upper cheek bones
>sparse facial hair but unibrow that i have to pluck everyday
>long neck

I just started a gym membership but im so weak so i know the first few months will without a doubt be embarrassing

>acne
>addict/alcoholic

Left handed
Allergies
Migraines
Diabeetus
Near sighted
No coordination

>>687192555
trips of truth

>>687187013
>man tits
>wide hips
>abnormally small thumbs
>overbite
>patchy facial hair
Those first two piss me off the most since I'm not even fat. 6'2 and 170lbs, but those titties just wont leave. Thank god I have a slightly above average penis (6.5) or I'd have to end it.

>chronic depression
>growth abnormalities in both knees and hips, so in daily pain
>severe social anxiety
>chronic fatigue, or whatever the doctors called it. i can't feel "rested", even if i sleep 20+ hours. at best, a full nights sleep gets me to where normal people get after 3-4 hours of sleep and it kinda tops out at that
>balding early
>duke of manlets (5'11'')

>>687210069
Most everybody has a unibrow.

5incher
Terrible eyesight
Manlet
Had a hernia for a while because my nut didn't drop

>>687210208
Wide hips aren't necessarily bad as long as your shoulders are proportional.

>>687196563

BB if you were here I woud prove to you that you is sexy af. If you were still bitching about the hairy tt's I'd pluck them with my teef.

It's not chewbacca lvl, don't obsess, and if you want to, lase that shit away, or electrolysis. Ifyou're poorfag like me, pluck that shit.

Pain builds character. Puts hair on your toes lol

>female

>>687197615
Err, um, I have gotten laid because, they said, I had an ass, unlike other white bois they knew.

I just thought I was a little fat lol

Good thing I wanted to spread master race

>>687206168
Post dick and tell me about your synthesizer experiences

>>687210259
>>687210069
True, but that doesn't change how annoying it is also forgot to mention
>noticibly round ass despite being skinny
Not sure if thats a minus but i felt like mentioning since girls have commented on it before. Being rare for a white skinny guy and all

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>>687210069
Count your calories and do the main lifts and you will be strong and aesthetic. You should probably be eating 2000 calories a day, at least 80 grams of protein, preferably 130-150. Make sure to do squats, overhead press, bench press, some type of row/pull up/chin up, and deadlift.

Do this and you will make it, we're all going to make it.

>Amblyopia
>Mild Asbergers
>Unibrow

>>687187013
psoriasis
It really fucking sucks

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>>687210810
>we're all going to make it.

>>687210929
>mild aspbergers
literally everyone on this website

>>687198305
Newp. strokes bad. How old anon? I'm not tall, but I'm smarter than you, and glad I don't stroke.

Mom does tho, and I have high bp, so I worry. Also, I fucked more pussy than you. Not even joking. I was raised by exotic dancers from my early teens in AK, and, well, shit was cash.

Oh boy, I hit the fucking jackpot here.

Let's see...
>19
>graying hair
>wrinkles around eyes
>asthma
>cubital tunnel syndrome
>asymmetrical face
>deaf in left ear since birth
>ugly birthmark on ass
>patchy facial hair
>slight heterochromia
kill me fam

>>687211086
Still might as well put it, rounds out the list at the least.

>>687211210
>slight heterochromia
That's cool though.

Not that much but my face is ugly.

>tfw 7 inches dick virgin

>>687209934
>Yeah, that skin thing. It looks terrible, and I hate it.
It really looks weird yeah, don't know anyone else who has that. And quite a coincidence that you do too. Another coincidence, I have severe anxiety and paranoia and stuff as well. The procrastination thing too. So bad that I'll never ever be able to work a normal job, NEET and school dropout for life I guess.

>I don't know how anyone can be complacent in their inferiority
I just don't think that I'm inferior. I don't need to work and things like that to have a purpose in life, like most people apparently do. I don't need to be useful to anyone. Yet I often want to kill myself as well, tho not because of any inferiority.

You're fucking harsh on you dude, hope you can get a bit more forgiving in the future. It would make things better I guess. I'm curious what you look like, also because I know you from fur threads, but I'm not ready to share a pic of myself and won't ask you to do so.

>>687198969
you can order them from SE asia. They are dying to leave shitholes there.

>>687211308
only slight though, enough to make you feel special, not enough for anyone to notice, just enough to make you wish for that cool full on heterochromia

>>687211394
What does the length of your dick have to do with your virginity?

>Poor eye sight
>ADHD

Stronk family genes it seem.
Guess it might be nice to have a bigger dick

>>687199733
> wiping my ass is like trying to get peanut butter out of a thick rug

I kekked up a lung