>>687183567
Moar

Ye

>>687183567
go go go

Cmon Scoob, moar.

>>687183567
yeah, I'm listening
Also, what ages were you?

>>687183567
Well of fucking course continue!

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>>687183567
Why ask continue

Hurry up faggot we're losing interest

>>687183567
OP here. you asked for it.

>when /b/ comes back he calms down for a bit.
>shit starts back up again after another month or so.
>/b/ decides to bring records and a microphone to meeting
>tell him to put them up, and not bring them again
>/b/ tells me to shut up.
>be pussy again and go get leader.
>leader tells him to put them up.
>he does
>someone steals them
>threatens everyone with another knife
>gets kicked out for another month
>turns out he misscounted. he had all of them all along

>>687184522 he was a year younger than me. I was about 14
I'm typing these as I go. they are a little difficult.
687184522

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>>687185001
>>turns out he misscounted. he had all of them all along

>>687183567
>>687185001
wouldnotreadagain/10

Also would not read again.

KYS

There better be more to this story.

>>687185001

OP here

>/b/ returns
>starts bringing said nunchucks to meetings and campouts galore
>leader finally tells him to stop
>he doesn't
>starts swinging them around, showing off
>doesn't know shit about nunchuks
>keeps hitting himself in the face
>accidentally hits a kid in the arm
>not too bad, but gets kicked out anyways
>stops bringing them, but finds something else

Should I keep going? There's some more, but don't know if you guys care.

>>687186082
Keep fucking going, mang

>>687186082
We don't care because it's not interesting yet. If it gets good, we'll care more.

>>687186082
This story better be good

>>687186082
SOME more? So you already got to the point?
KYS, srsly

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I'll bump this thread with r34 if needed.

>>687186082
>STOP ASKING!
Finish it!

>>687183567
and is a stupid ugly orge like jackie

>>687183567
yytty

>>687186082
You guys seem to enjoy it. some

>/b/ comes back again
>halloween party
>I dress up as Doc Brown from BTTF
>/b/ walks in as Marty McFly
>ohshit.jpeg
>he starts talking to me
>fuck
>Try to kill convo. walk away
>He follows
>keeps talking
>I start to ignore him and talk to some of my friends
>/b/ gets butt hurt
>starts cussing me out
>shove him away
>leader sees and blames me
>get warning

I'll do a better one next.

Come on, what happened next?

Hurry up anon I'm tired and I don't feel like this is worth staying up for.

Just do it op, so I can abandoned this thread.

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>>687183567
>spring break campout to six flags
What kind of pussy troop were you in, faggot?

Keep it comin

>>687187312
Doc and Marty = Bullshit -Tell us what really happened?-

>>687187634
>a delorian out of know where
>i found myself in the future.

>>687187312
Faster OP type like you never typed before

I'm gonna start a new can so I can have an eye opener without making that tsst noise and maybe another cig. You best be finished by then.

>>687186082
Tell us what happened!

>>687187312
>/b/ starts lying about everything
>lies about having asbergers and insomnia
>can't wake him up on campouts
>insomnia my ass
>it gets so bad we start taking tent down on top of him
>says he has claustrophobia and flails his arms everywhere
>hits 2 kids in the face.
>we finally calm him down, he gets out of the tent with his sleeping bag on.
>tell him to take it off.
>says he is naked
>some kids laugh and go for the take down
>sleeping bag is gone
>naked /b/ is running screaming
>one brave soul tackels him
>/b/ calls him gay. I call him a hero

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Come on OP

>>687185001
>>687186082
>>687187312
Fucking terrible thread

God, even I have better stories than this about retards from Boy Scouts.

>>687188470
is this leading up to how you got raped in the ass and now you are a faggot for life?

>>687188470
Was this /b/ kid Jewish?

>>687188470
This had better be good or I'm gonna naked rugby tackle you.

>>687188470
Shit quality stories man.

>>687188470
>/b/ comes to meeting with a book
>says he wrote it
>has his picture in the back
>some kids steal it and read it
>written in old english
>It's a French romance
>he says he sells it on Amazon
>sure enough, it's listed for $19
>0 copies sold. go figure

>>687189241
this is it. I abandon thread

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

2/10 no climax, OP is a faggot. Abandon thread

You, sir are a shitty story teller and a faggot.

If that's the end I drop kick my own TV.

Thread is dead, go home guys

Even the captcha knows I'm replying to a complete faggot. Hasn't asked me to select images the last 3 times.

Still interested

just finish the damn story!

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>>687189241
OP pls you fag

OP here.
I've failed you guys.I didn't have them pre-written. I might start it back up again after i write some of them down.

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>never forget 01/06/2016
>the day op told the worst story ever
> the story of his friend who wrote a book

>>687190280
Shit lord go fucking home

What a shitty story

>>687190326
That was litrally the story.
His friend had bum fun often.
Wrote a book.
OP wrote the shitest story to hit /b/.
Bet autismos book was a better read than this story.

>>687190280
Stop

>>687190326
LMAO

>>687190777
Nice trips. I rolled quit sevens earlier.

I'm awesome amirite?

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Lol fuck you OP

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>>687190777
Checked

>#istandwithtim

>>687191084
Depends if you are OP or not.
If OP no.
If not, no you're still probably a bell end.

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OP why

>>687183567
>pic related, this is me

>Be me.
>be 26.
>Friday night.
>Drunk as fuck.
>Call escort.
>Come round anon.
>Get taxi.
>Arive in good time.
>Pay £125
>She goes to "freshen up"
>Comes back.
>I'm still stood where she left me.
>She giggles.
>You can get naked anon.

Should I cont /b/tards?

>I do.
>Fold clothes neatly in the corner.
>She giggles again at my little willy.
>I ask for weird shit.
>Feet and to be slapped about abit.
>She askes if I like to be pissed on?
>I say no.
>She askes if I've ever had my ass hole fucked?
>I say no but I'm willing to try it.
>I Ask to try trampeling and to be tied up.
>She says get on the floor.
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.png
>So I lay down.
>Hard wood floor.
>Cold.
>She gves me light kick in balls.
>Made me lift 1 knee in shock.
>Kinda enjoyed it.
>Steps on me.
>Can feel bell end bulging out of my 4skin.
>She steps off.
>Get on the bed anon.
>I have a semi on.
>She says how the....?

Guess what? I'm gonna cont fuckers.

>I lay on the bed.
>She goes to get restraints.
>Comes back with two soft velvet type ropes.
>Ties my wrists to the head board.
>Shit, loose knots.
>She'll never make a fisherman.jpeg
>She stands on bed.
>Puts her foot near my mouth.
>Tells me to lick.
>I stick my toung out as she drags her soles along.
>Dimonds.
>I get hair in my mouth.
>She giggles as I take it out with my loosly restained hand.
>She asks how many toes I think I can fit in my mouth?
>I say your full foot if you want Mistress.
>She grins.
>I say to try.
>She does.
>Rams full foot in my mouth.
>I gag.
>She chuckles again.
>I love making guys gag anon.
>I smile up at her.
>She leaves the room again.

Let me get some validation up in here?
Fuck it I'll cont anyway!

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>>687191374
Not OP and a lovely compliment. Thanks and god speed anon.

>Comes back with a samll pink vib.
>Unties me.
>Can't see the point I could just slip my wrists out anyway.
>Turn over anon.
>I do.
>Makes me squat in the wall side corner of the bed.
>Ram raids my ass.
>Stay there I'm going to get a bigger one.
>Leaves vib in my ass hole.
>Can't hold it any longer.
>It falls out.
>Start to need a piss.
>Urm, sorry Mistress may I go for a piss?
>Sighs.
>Yes anon.

Guess I better cont?

>>687193598
more

>Go to bathroom.
>Pushing hard trying to piss.
>Shit myself.
>Just feel my ass hole become wet and squidgy.
>Like a wet fart.
>Shit.
>Finish pissing.
>Grab toilet roll.
>Start to wipe.
>Be one of those epic wipes that never seem to end.
>Ass hole is red raw.
>Are you OK anon.
>Urm, yes. 1 min.
>Go back into room.
>Are you ready to continue?
>Urm, yes but can we do someting diffrent?
>Yes.

What you gonna do if I don't cont? You know I will.

>>687183567
terrible story OP. Also who the literal fuck goes to six flags for a troop campout? Man up and survive in the wilderness like the rest of the BSA

>>687193857
stupid americans using paper to smear shit all over till their ass is raw... LMAO nasty faggots.

>Lays me down on bed.
>Starts wanking me off.
>Ocasionally slaps my thighs.
>Shit is boring as hell.
>Fall asleep.
>Get woken up by a punch to the face.


Now who wants a cont? Anyone?

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>>687193857

>Shit myself.
>Be one of those epic wipes that never seem to end

>>687194270
>Now who wants a cont?
Just post it you fucking newfag.

>>687194270
keep going.

Of course you do.

>Some skinny, smack head looking dude.
>Eyes are now open.
>He punches me again whilst screaming some shit about GTFO.
>WTF
>He goes to punch me again.
>Manage to roll out of bed whilst round housing him in the process.
>Roundhouse.jpeg
>Stumble to my feet.
>He flurrys at me.
>Knocks my chin left, right and center.
>I swing a few dazed left jabs.
>Can't see shit for dazed and sleep.

Send me $5 for ending?

Ner, I'll do it for free really.

>Connect a good left jab.
>He opens up.
>Power right.
>Fucker goes down.
>Dive on top of him.
>Still stark bolac naked.
>Wind mill at his face.
>Don't stop untill I'm satisfied he's not getting up.
>I start to get up.
>Silly bitch comes up behind me.
>Babbeling and screaming.
>Give her a closed fist back hand.
>She goes down.
>Think I knocked her tooth out.
>Collect my money from dresser.
>Get dressed.
>Leave.

>>687194211
what do you use?

>>687186950
Hmm. I'll take blonde.

>>687194906
>
is that it?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>687195125
Well.... yea?
Wanna hear about the walk to find a taxi home?
It was kinda uneventful.

>>687195260
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Itt : shitty fucking stories

>>687196045<<< Can do better.

>>687183567
like a bra and knots have anything in common, even girls hate bras

>>687196045<<< Can do better but won't deliver.

>>687196045<<< Can't do better.