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Ask a sick p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you Anonymous; d-don't suffer in silence any longer!

Now d-dispensing the most powerful medication of all: love!
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Go away cockshit
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why do you type like a stutterer speaks you nigger?
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>>687156612
B-because I'm nervous of c-course!
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>>687156434
Give me love please
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I enjoy be left alone, why is that?
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>>687157029
*wraps her arms tightly around you, squeezing gently as she looks into your eyes and smiles* N-no problem, Anonymous.

>>687157082
A great number of people are introverted, and prefer alone time or to have interactions on their own terms. It's not unusual.
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>>687156434
'sup Alice, nice to see you back, how are you doing?

I'm doing mostly fine over here, just a quick general tip to deal with obsessive/obtrusive thoughts would be nice, if you have one :3
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>>687156434
Hi Alice!
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>>687156434
What should I do about my gf who has been manipulated by religious fucknuts to be scared of anything sexual?
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>>687157247
I mean, the best thing you can do is talk to a psychologist, but mindfulness is the best tactic; try to realize when you are doing it, take a step back, brush it off and relax, before continuing.

If you can recognize what makes you obsessive or triggers the intrusives, you can actively work to avoid those triggers or to suppress them!

>>687157300
Hi!

>>687157375
You respect her decision; it's her body, not yours.
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>>687157375
Be loving, respectful and slow with her, i'd say, but im not OP
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OP can i have a hug?
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>>687157665
*wraps her arms around you from behind, resting her head on your back* Of c-course. All you had to do is ask <4
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>>687156434
Can I have some of this 'love' that you speak of?
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hi how are you?
how can i stop drinking?
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>>687157892
*gently kisses your cheek and smirks, wrapping her hands around yours* Of c-course. It's t-the least I can do.

>>687157924
Hey, I'm fine. Have you tried putting down the bottle?

In all seriousness, group therapy can drastically help, and some medication can help with the side effects. Talk to your doctor ASAP; your liver will thank you!
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>>687157300
Can you reward my dubs with sum get n do stuff speech? Pretty please ;*
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Your stuttering through text makes me think you are not a psychologist after all. No.. you are going to find out where we live, rape us, stab us, go and eat your own shit than burf it back up and feed it to us.... aren't you! I KNEW IT!! HAHA! I DESTROYED YOUR LITTLE SCHEME!! HAHA! FUCK YOU! I WILL EAT MY OWN SHIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
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>>687156434
Hey there, I was wondering if you had any advice for my other friend and I, about helping someone with depression. We both have a friend who has depression and has lately been thinking of suicide, and we are always trying to talk to him and and hear him out, and he says he feels like no one wants to (romantically) love him. What should we do/how can we help?
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Hi OP! <3
Why many people hates gingers?
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yo so i just broke off my friendship of three years with two other guys since they started annoying me really hard. i told them about it in a very calm and soothing manner so that i could minimize the amount the damage losing a friend could have on them. problem is that it did end up coming really sudden as i bottle up a lot of my emotions. now they've accused me of leaving them since i consider them dumb or some shit like that. should i even bother explaining or should i just leave them?
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>>687158164
but its the only thing giving me peace..
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>>687157924
The picture in your post is all to funny
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>>687158250
I think from all of us you need psychological help the most
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Thanks for being here, dont have money to see doctor irl, but how come whenever I see people in public being happy, I want to stalk them and learn everything about them and take what makes them happy.
>heres a for-instance
>Working yesterday (on memorial day) (also a restaurant).
Group of 10 fucking people come in when we are trying to shut down for the night. Order $100 worth of food
didnt tip, left their trash and shit everywhere, didnt place tables back where they were.
not to mention they were fucking praying in the dining room too.. very fucking christian.

I wanted to follow the men of the house and stalk their online profiles and wait. They were rich/upper class white people, so I would want to take his money from him, but i resisted.

also on an unrelated note, i cant get sad when people die. i dont even cry, but sometimes i fantasize about revenge killing
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>>687157375
>>687157563
Thing is its like King Tommen or Queen Margery who have been fucked up by some nutter priest to push his faggot agenda.
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>>687157784
Hi Alice! Did you have a good day today?
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>>687156434
How would you like it? How would you like to be lying there on the autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids? The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics. The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled with KY instead of embalming fluid — or vice versa, perhaps a horny little necro nymph will come along and leach the embalming fluid from your body to use as a "personal lubricant." Who knows? The possibilities are endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object?
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>>687158255
>Checked
Can drinking be the way to live without problems?
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>>687158382
Because you are the spawn of satan... don't worry you got it better than people with brown eyes... people with brown eyes are full of shit all the way from their feet up to their head
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why are you sick? and isnt it fucking boring to hear about other peoples problems?
here, take my favorite nep
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>>687156434
i-i st-stutter and p-post anime p-pictures al-lot, am i ok-k?
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>>687158539
bump for this, really been bugging me recently why i have these thoughts
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>>687157563
"Respect her body" Fuck out of here feminist swine
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>>687158486
You may just be right.... maybe.... i think I'm perfectly sane ... when it comes to 4chan /b/
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>>687158250
*blinks* How would I find your address, again?

>>687158341
You get him to a doctor, ASAP.

>>687158382
I've seen them fetishized more than hated.

>>687158416
You should explain it to them, and also walk away.

>>687158421
It's not giving you peace, just sedation.

What's wrong, Anonymous? What are you self medicating?

>>687158539
You have a very odd understanding of what "happiness" is; no one is "happy" for any extended period of time, it isn't something you can learn like that. Happiness is transient.

>>687158608
Okay, it's still her decision.

>>687158671
Sick as fuck.

>>687158679
I'd prefer to be donated to science, really.

>>687158751
No.

>>687158827
Flu like symptoms from a UTI that is being treated by antibiotics that are fucking up my liver and kidneys.

>>687159050
Yeah, I'm pretty sure legalities aren't feminism.
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>sick?

What sickness?
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>>687159352
Bacterial infection.
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>>687159352
NVM
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>>687158751
Drinking nothing at all will dehydrate you.. and then you'd eventually die... then you'll won't even live to begin with :D Meaning no more problems.... just an empty void of boring shit or getting fucked by bill cosby either way boring
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>>687159174
ok so why do i want to beat the living fuck out of people / kill those that deserve it?
i dont know that i would ever ACT on killing someone unless they directly affected me, but there is definetly scum on the earth that people wouldnt miss, had they gone missing is all im saying
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>>687158255
How do I become passionate about stuff?
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>>687159174
I dont want to talk to anyone I know anymore and just go and live a new life.
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>>687159174
I asked if he has ever considered therapy, he said he used to go and it didn't help him. We don't know what to do
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>>687156434
are you legit? why are you doing this?
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>>687159174
>Yeah, I'm pretty sure legalities aren't feminism.

They're married, different rules apply, obviously no man ever laid eyes on you, that's what makes you think like that
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>>687156434
Why do I want to kill myself?
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>>687156434
as much as i respect you, for being here, helping /b/tard every other day, i cant stop thinking that you're only doing this for yourself
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>>687159635
I highly suggest doing that. fuck boring shit! go on an adventure and say fuck off to society!
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>>687156434
Kill me, So my family won't think the reason I want to die is because of them.
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>>687159733
If it helps her/him find comfort in life let her/him.
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>>687159757
Fuck it.
Why not.
I'll go for a walk and see where life takes me.
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Go on the deep web and hire a hit man
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>>687159885
Gay pub?
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>>687159487
Because you think vigilante justice is justice. Protip: It isn't. You aren't a superhero.

Everyone has family, Anonymous; everyone will be missed by someone.

>>687159641
He needs to go to a doctor, not necessarily therapy. Suicidal thoughts is a medical emergency; he needs to be evaluated.

>>687159607
That question doesn't make sense; passion comes from you wanting to do something. You can't want to do something if you don't.

What's the real question? Are you unable to feel passionate about anything?

>>687159654
To help people.

>>687159715
Man, a certain froge would laugh if he heard that.

>>687159733
Okay. You think what you wanna think Anonymous; I won't judge.

>>687159720
*wraps her arms around you tightly* Let's figure that out, you and I, Anonymous. tell me everything you can about your situation and your mood.

>>687159873
It doesn't.

>>687159783
What have they done to make you feel this way?
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On Venlafaxine XR 225mg.
Quetiapine 50mg (x2 25mg)

Feels like seratonin syndrome.
>stop taking Quetiapine.
Need to be on quetiapine.
What do OP?

How can I quit or reduce the effect of Venlafaxine? I've thought about a bit of activated charcoal.

Of-course only until I get to see a pych doctor, will I still be on 225mg.

Seratonin syndrome too bad to continue such a high dosage and to be taking an a-typical anti pychotic.
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Hey alice,I´ve recently just been depressed a bit and realy paranoid,constantly thinking my friends dont like me and talk behind my back,know why is that and how to fix it?
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>>687159174
>It's not giving you peace, just sedation.
>What's wrong, Anonymous? What are you self medicating?
too much stress. i just want to lie in my bed and do nothing for a month but i cant.
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>>687156434

How to overcome feeling of "nothing is worth the time it takes"?
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>>687159997
Okay, next time he's online (and if he's in one of his not too happy moods) I'll talk to him about it
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Alice do you was your hair first then your body or vise versa?
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>>687156434
You know that shit like this is highly unethical and you are one of the reasons psychology has such a hard time and is put on the same pedestal as coaching/ consulting?

>AMA reddit 1 sentence answer - compared to 45min of proper evaluation

the only positive thing of doing this on /b/ is that someone would take your advice serious

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>Ask a nobody something
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>>687160261
Wash*
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>>687159997
Nothing, I just want to die. And suicide will make the pain worse for them than being murdered.
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>>687159885
I would join you but I'm fucking sick ): But yeah... like legit do something crazy for once try it out! like me and my friend started a fire last weekend and ran from the authorities (we got away with it) .. maybe just don't be as stupid as me lol.. what I'm trying to say is that, don't fall into a box. Sometimes when you get a spark of something thats insane sometimes you gotta do it! < just don't do it if you'd go to jail
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>>687159635
You should try if you think they are bringing you down bro
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>>687159997
how do i deal with hypochondria? Its destroying my beautiful and happy life, its limiting my oportunities and killing my funny/energetic personality
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>>687156434
Could you give me some love?
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>>687160111
Just take less then! If you have serotonin syndrome, it is a MEDICAL EMERGENCY! You could DIE!

Call your doctor ASAP, tell them, and ask them to advise you! Why are you waiting?!

>>687160192
What stress?

>>687160197
Pick a project and start on it; you'll stop feeling that way after you get over the hump, if you force it.

>>687160166
Have you talked to your friends?

>>687160261
Huh?

>>687160318
Often, I'm the only one who can be an advocate for these people, and I ALWAYS tell them to seek medical attention and see a proper medical chain.

Think of me as a health advocate if you like, but it is not unethical to lend a hand to people in need when they cannot afford or simply refuse to seek proper treatment. I go as far as to PAY for peoples treatment if they cannot; can you say the same of anyone else?

>>687160445
Again, why do you want to die? Have you sought medical attention?

>>687160584
>hypochondria
Uhm. Generally, you need to go to a psych and go through CBT or similar for that. Call your PCP or GP today.

>>687160604
*wraps her arms around you and picks you up while hugging you, smiling* H-hey there Anonymous <4 Will this do?
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>>687160604
I Can give you some love (;
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>>687159997
Okay Doctor.

I'm on 40mg Fluoxetine a day, have been for a couple of months, still feel uncontrollable anxiety around other people. Can't get my words out etc. I am basically becoming a recluse. A few months ago I was really outgoing, always made jokes, had loads of friends. Now I can't even start a conversation with someone I've known for years. I can't cope with this bullshit life anymore. I feel as if I'll always be a lonely little piece of shit for the rest of my life. People are going off me because I'm becoming more and more anxious, which means just means there's more ice to break when I start a conversation. It feels like a catch 22, a viscous cycle. I can be funny and jovial with my closest friend over the internet, and with close members of family. Otherwise, I recede into myself and just can't muster up the courage to talk.
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>>687157375
if she's legit scared then she may have experienced abuse growing up and probably would benefit from therapy. if she just wants to 'save herself for marriage' then you should respect her right to bodily autonomy or find a new girl who's dtf

>>687158539
you sound like a sociopath, get professional help

>>687159607
put effort into things that interest you
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>>687156434
Have you ever actually helped someone you really know in real life other than this scheme, Alice?
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>>687160779
Ive talked to them about it several times,yet every time it seems like they are more distant from me than from other people,i might just be imagining it , but it realy is a problem for me and a horrible experience at that too,so could i please have a hug?
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>>687160779
Stopped taking quetiapine all together when I caught on.

Seems like I was suffering from seratonin syndrome for like a year / two.

Began to get bad when chest pain. Since off quetiapine, less heart ache.

Got proponolol and vallium for anxiety.
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>>687159997
What makes someone think they have the ability to analyze anyone?
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>>687160894
Okay, sounds like social anxiety; is the fluoxetine helping with your mood, but not your anxiety? That's what I'm reading.

>>687161077
*squeezes tightly* I love you, Anonymous.

>>687161131
Generally, training.

>>687161089
Jesus. That must have been hell Anonymous; I sympathize. I would call your psych as soon as possible; for medicine interactions, they almost always have a line open
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>>687161131
Studying human behavior and thought processes of course
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>>687156434
I have 1 week to pass all of my classes and I'm failing 4 pretty bad. I've been doing school work all day every day for more than a week. I've been taking Ritalin and it's made it difficult for me to get sleep so when I wake up the next day I take a bigger dose to compensate. On one of my classes one of my teachers was kind enough to spend time with me individually to get enough work done to pass. On my most difficult class, I talked to the teacher, and she told me that since I'm so far behind there's not much she can do for me, and I didn't get any useful information I didn't already have. Now I'm upset. I'm sad. The work feels overwhelming and I can't get myself to start on it. It feels like an effort I put in will be in vein and I'll just end up messing me my life. It's like I'm going to end up failing, being depressed, being homeless, being addicted to drugs, and then killing myself.
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>>687161048
Nope she just wants to rape us, stab us,eat her own shit, then burf it back up and then feed it to us! Don't worry i will stop her!!!
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>>687161452
What is your major? Also, were you prescribed the ritalin? You should absolutely not take it if you were not.
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I know you're just a psychologist, but how much do you know about psych medications, interactions and possible long term complications?
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>>687161262
Yeah. I'm diagnosed with both severe anxiety and depression with possible psychosis caused by the depression. My mood has been helped a lot, but I still feel so anxious. The fact that I get so anxious around people is one of the main things making me feel like a pile of shit though. I'd do anything to get rid of it. What could I do?
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>>687159997
I envy people that are passionate about something. I can't find anything that brings me that kind of joy and will to keep working on it.
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>>687156434
>mad
china is such a degenerated country , they polute/poisen themself and the world environment (every few months you read/see reports about Human "Mutants") , Stupid Chinese believe in Magic Potions/Medicine and extinguish more than 30% of Animals of Earth for this by themselfs or often by people from Africa for Tiger Penis or Rhino Horns etc.(also they shit like killing 2million + Sharks only for their fins , rest of shark bodies are trash for them). Never trust a communist country , they are also 1of top country for economic espionage
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>>687161704
What exactly are you anxious about around people though?
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>>687161262
When it comes to women, why do I still suffer from approach anxiety?
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>>687160219
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>>687161892
Fear of rejection maybe?
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>>687161048
>>687161530
Alice, can you please answer this question?
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>>687161048
Too many. *sighs and rubs her head* My health suffered greatly.

>>687161628
You are in luck! My focus was in neuropsychopharmacology!

That's one of the things I know best!

>>687161704
Ask your doctor about beta blockers; they will drastically reduce your anxiety by blocking the action of adrenaline!

>>687161784
Okay. I don't see any psych questions here really.

>>687161754
That's anhedonia; talk to your doctor. It could be a treatable illness.

>>687161892
How old are you?

>>687161915
Please don't spam my thread
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>>687162037
You were 4 seconds too early, Anonymous!
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>>687160779
Reasons for death :
1. Endless nightmares, It got better, now I see dead friends instead of being tortured.
2. No control of sleep.
3. All life activities are monitored by family.
4. I'm 19 and a pedophile so I no longer get attracted to girls my age.
5. testicle hurts because a bunch of thugs beat me up 2 years ago. after another girl called rape on me. was a total stranger.

reasons why haven't got medical attention :
I did. I bulletined psychologist it was a misunderstanding.

Urologists found nothing with testicles after a few ultrasounds.

And I would endured life if it wasn't for the fact that I'm just not happy, and have to agonize myself into smiling all the time.
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Why i enjoy killing little animals and insects?
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>>687161262
How many meth zombies are you personally responsible for creating?
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>>687161973
A distinct possibility. In my past relationships I've always been the one to end it.
>>687162050
26
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give me love pls
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>>687162123
*blinks* Those sound like night terrors, not night mares. You may have a neurological condition; you should bring this up to your doctor post haste! It could explain every one of your symptoms!

>>687162218
*blinks* None? I don't do meth nor do I recommend it.

>>687162265
Yes, fear of abandonment. You gotta put yourself out there more Anonymous!
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>>687161869
I honestly don't know. Since I was a 6 year old I was bullied by others for being too loud. I'm getting checked for ADHD atm. I think that the constant bullying has made me feel like nobody accepts me. I am constantly anxious about being too loud now, which isn't helped by the fact that I have a deep and loud voice.

I've become really concerned about my image recently too. I spend ages on my hair and shit, and feel like everything has to be perfect. Still, I feel ugly and different.

I feel that if i start cracking jokes and joining in conversations, people will just judge me negatively. I honestly don't know what to do about it all :(
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>>687162366
But do we not always end up alone?
One of the great certainties in life is that everything is transient. Everything.
Our minds, our bodies, our families, the world around us.
Is it not correct to assume the inevitable?
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>>687162366
Yeah because no one who prescribes adderall like candy has ever had someone switch to meth on them.
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>>687156434
Is there a place where i can meet you in real life?
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>>687162366
>night terrors
I don't wake up at nights tough. well I anyway see my doctor this Sunday.
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>>687161608
>What is your major?
That's a secret. I want to say truer to the anonymous nature of this board. I hope you understand.

>Also, were you prescribed Ritalin?
In high school a few years ago. I stopped taking it and stopped seeing a psychiatrist, so I stopped getting prescribed. I thought I had ADHD so I started seeing a psychiatrist. My psychiatrist told me that he or she hadn't diagnosed me at some point and I ended up getting prescribed without my psychiatrist telling me whether or not I was formally diagnosed. They might've just started me off with a high dose to see if I would complain to see if I just wanted to get drugs. I got my dose lowered once but I would've needed it lowered again. If I was diagnosed, I believe it was a misdiagnosis.

It's time release but the dose is high for me so I broke it up and take it in the morning for smaller doses. I still haven't taken a full pill yet.

My teacher tells me I can get the class to passing but I honestly don't know and maybe I just don't want to think about it.

So my question is, how do I stop being upset? I can feel the sadness as physical pain around my heart area and I'm sure it's not just the Ritalin.
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>>687162499
[unverified]
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Hey Alice, never really got the chance to finish what I was getting at a day or two ago. A girl I used to date has really, really bad paranoid schizophrenia that medication wasn't exactly helping, and that was when she was taking her meds, and often she wasn't. I had to break up with her because it was way too much to handle, she just wasn't herself and it hurt me really badly to have to watch her like that. I don't really think of myself as a weak individual, but it was just way too much. Even hearing information about her state now hurts. That was about half a year ago, and I still can't move on. I don't know what's up with me. I can't stop thinking about her even though I know it's bad for me. How do I move on?
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>>687156434
Tell us about Eysenck
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>>687162116
Thanks for answering me, though! Despite the toll your generous nature may taken on you, can you give me an example of one your best cases of giving in-person help? Be more judicious about it in the future, and take a little more time out and spend it wisely for you and yours.
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>>687162499
thanks
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>>687156434
I dont want to study anymore should I quit?

I hate learning things I dont like
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>>687162366
Thanks. Can you sleep with me tonight?

Dammit I forgot, you can't.
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>>687163066
-may have taken
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I thought I could get closer from you, and you didn't even give me that. I'm surprised at you, and disappointed, but maybe the fault is mine for expecting something I clearly don't even deserve. Have a nice life, I wish you the best.
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>>687162484
You definitely need therapy! Your self esteem is much too low Anonymous! Don't worry so much about what others think; people out there will always accept you if you let them.

I accept and love you, Anonymous <4 please seek help! You deserve better!

>>687162603
*laughs* That's silly; I don't subscribe to buddhism. Sure, things are transient; so? Does that make it any less sweet or beautiful?

Would a sunrise that lasted forever be somehow better than the ones we have?

>>687162613
I'm a psychologist, not a psychiatrist; I can't prescribe.

>>687162668
Be sure to bring it up to him! At your age, it could be a number of things, such as a tumor or a concussion that was not treated.

>>687163066
The one documented on alicelied is probably the biggest one and the one that took the biggest toll: taking a young woman to the abortion clinic and holding her hand as she cried the entire time, after paying for the whole thing.

God I hope I'm never called on to do that again.

>>687162778
[confirmed]

Alright guys, I've gotta go lay back down; I'm on the verge of passing out again.

Email me at [email protected] and I'll get back to you sometime after today.

With love,
Alice2
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>>687156434
why do i procrastinate and almost never get end anything i start on my own?
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>3rd time in a row I catch her at the end of a thread and she goes before I get an answer
Fuuuuuuck it all
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A find this attractive, and i know people are probably like: "What the actual fuck", but it just arouses me, how can i stop liking this kind of pictures?
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>>687163447

performance anxiety and fear of failure
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>>687158539
at this point i think you are normal because im the same way.
i fucking hate people and their unbelievable bullshit.
if u are lucky to be in the top 10% of money u dont care about fuckall and honestly im done doing my job.No one else does theirs and rich fucks expect you to be a nigger.Im white im not ur nigger.Enjoy it when oops the one part on ur car fails that u just replaced but oh shit two other things fuck up.
it is end times and society is failing im done and as soon as i get enough $ for life in alaska im gone.
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>>687162050
Thank you for what you're doing here.
It's so stupid that mental illness never seem like actual illness and people just joke about it or say get over it. I believe that you will save lifes with your work I bet you already did. I hope over the next years more people like you will come help people that only contact with world through internet.
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>>687163757
wow what an asshole wigger gtfo
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>>687162050
Good then, this was awhile ago but I OD'ed on nortriptyline HCl (Pamelor) and temazepam (Restoril) and a good bit of alcohol (ended up passed out for entire 24 hours or so)

So the question I have is do you happen to know if there might be any potential long term side effects to doing that?
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>>687162050
how is mental condition called cousing different grades of agression (depends of other factors like childhood/teenage years and many other ) by oppressing different mental drives . Its happen everywhere and there are different good visible examples like people acting like Proll Trash . It also good visible in Japanese Societys since Japan is known for Racism and Xenophobia becouse of their shitty culture
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>>687164370
what you just said was basically word salad you fucking idiot
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>>687160779
Thank you for your love <3
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Meditation post while meditating
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>>687159997
I'd love to have a friend like you
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>>687163757
>>687164370

I don't even understand what you tried to say there. I'm not even sure if there was even an actual attempt there
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>>687164952
just email her then and you can get into her chat
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>>687165081
Post nudes if you can get any
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>>687165256
only her ass has been posted
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>>687164952
>>687165081
Or I could just drop the chat link

http://23.92.20.244/chat/
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Love solves all problems
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Alice, when you die how do you want people to remember you?

I gave up on my mental health, but nothing would bring me more joy than learning about you.
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>>687165484
it's http://anekiho.me/chat don't post the IP
also its locked down right now so they have to email her
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>>687165342
Where?
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>>687165856
on /b/ nevada does it all the time its very muffiny
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>>687165984
post it then
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>>687156434
Hey, Alice! Have you ever encountered a psychopath, and if so, what are your feelings about them? I found one intriguing, but had to leave because I noticed his manipulative tendencies.
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>>687166072
im not about to fucking piss off alice are you crazy?!
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>>687156434
Don't ever stop psychologist anon!
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Random question on the "random" board, but has anyone ever seen a webm of a woman who stuffed a bundle of Sharpies in her butt? I'd like to see that again.
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>>687163304
who are you talking to?
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>>687166417
>Worrying about pissing off random person you don't know
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>>687156434
are you sick like a sociopath sick
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>>687166767
i know alice and also ive seen the shit alice can do. i wouldnt ever want to be on her bad side
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>>687166897
no alice isnt a sociopath
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>>687166911
And posts are anonymous so how would she ever know who even posted it??
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>>687167097
oh she would know. she used to pick out specific anons merely based on how they talked. shes crazy smart dude i aint risking it so you can cum on a picture of her ass when she was in a maid outfit
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This Alice?
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>>687167795
Alice left I believe
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My girlfriend dumped me a year ago and she was the love of my life, I still think about her nearly every day but she won't talk to me anymore. What do
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How do I get out of depression? I have hobbies and enjoyable things to do but I just can't force myself to do anything. I want to just play stupid video games to forget I love or lie down staring at the wall and thinking about my ex. What do?
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>>687167642
Alice Liddell?
I can't accurately understand which Alice you are referring to
>>687167951
I am not that particular anon, but this news is dreadful. It seems I have no luck, as I always arrive after she has departed
By chance do you know when she usually makes these sort of threads?
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>>687156434
Is alcohol supposed to feel this good?
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>>687156434

Hey, OP. I'm thinking about pretending to be a psychologist just like you and I was thinking about putting up a flyer in a local supermarket offering my services. How much should I charge for an hour?
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>>687156434
Its anonoymiss !

Will you leave soon ? Cuz some very cool shit happened last night.
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>>687168489
just email her at [email protected]
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>>687168739
email her im sure shed love to know
did you take it in the ass?
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>>687167968
im not op
try getting hobbies you enjoy and doing things you enjoy
try finding a new girlfriend
if that doesn't work see a psychiatrist
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>>687167951
>Alice left I believe
o shit waddup
>>687167968
I'm not a psychiatric doctor, but maybe I could try to offer some advice.
Do you often try to contact her, and does she tell you to stop? If so, that means stop. Did you want to get help getting back together, or help getting over your feelings?
Try thinking about how your daily life would be different if you were able to put this stress out of your mind, and you could be happy without having to think about this all the time. This is a possible future that you just imagined for yourself, and you should be able to make it real. Talk to friends or family, if possible. Not necessarily about this problem, but maybe just in general.
...
I don't know how severe it is, but I hope it doesn't interfere with your life.
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>>687156434
dam these threads are hella switching up in time
i cant just check at 8 anymore i gotta be on 4chan all day
hows it going alice, tics here
tell me more about your platformer
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>>687169061
FUCK
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>>687156434
Psychoanalize me but let me tell you a thing or two either you are anyone that's taken one college course in psychology and think you know me or you have a thing for trying to seem attractive/innocent to males to try to appeal to them. Are you closeted?
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>>687168834
Nah, but we did have sex, he liked me back but somehow did not realize I liked him back, and said the only reason we were friends is because he though his feelings are one sided and that he could rely on me to turn him down if it ever came down to it, but since the feelings are not like that we needed to not do it anymore, and said he had to leave, then I just begged him to fuck me, and he did, told me he needed to think and left, but don't worry, assuming this keeps happening ill have him fuck me in the ass in no time.

>>687169152
Alice left :(
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>>687169393
fuck my ass with a frozen chunk of dog meat
fuck my ass with a frozen chunk of dog meat
fuck my ass with a frozen Elsa doll
fuck my ass with a don cheadle bobble head
fuck my dick off to the moon you fucking fag
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I am 18 i have 0 social expieroence when i was a kid i didn't make friens but i love leaning so i spend my free time reading books so when teachers ask something to us i always knew the anser so when i was in 7° grade i earn the nickname "the all knowing monkey" that nick name follow me for 6 years they also use to make me random shit one time they (all the fucking class) put me down take my shoes and hide them on the school they take from the medikit alcohol and put a little in my mouth when i start crying they let me go and start making fun of me sol i could do was leave the classroom and search my shoes so i star doing thing like killing insects and eat ants so i grew up without frinds and don't knowing how to interact whit people so i don't talk with my classmates about a years ago a group of 4 girls tak me (i don't know why) one said "hi why you don't speak?" All i was able to do was look them and say a wierd "h- h- hi" and keep reading a book i have un that moment all i was thinking was (please go away please go away) they say something more but i didn't hear it then they walk away that was the only time i speak with some one and i had heard my classmate say that i am weird and scary and i am going to graduate in 3 weeks and gol to the university and i know i will have to speak with people but i don't know how. What i should do?
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>>687169646
shut up fag
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>>687169393
so alice was completely right and you fought with her and wasted her time for fucking hours because of your insistance he wouldn't fuck you? you better send her fucking nudes or something to make up for it
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>>687158751
As long as you will never get sober enough how much damage you've done to yourself and others, yeah
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>>687169796
huh ?

She said I would probably get rejected and agreed that, indeed, sunnis cant date, we havent spoken for a day and I am just trying to give him some space, maybe hes angry about it or something, I don't know.

also, alice is a girl, nudes don't really do anything.
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>>687170099
shes LEZZY AS FUUUUUUCK
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>>687156434
How do I fill the void in my life caused by drugs, alcohol and a desire to both have constant change and a settled routine that's caused me to on multiple occasions attempt to take my life
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>>687156434
hey OP, so i have this problem, I fell in love with a girl and she turned me down, twice, fine whatever right? but ever since then i can't make any relationship work, my sex drive has disappeared, i'm no longer attracted to women, i don't even watch porn anymore, i've tried everything to get over her, cut contact, dated and fucked other people, but nothing seems to work, how do i stop this? it's seriously turning my life to shit, i don't eat or sleep properly anymore, its been over a year and i just feel like a fucking ghost, i know this girl is the cause, i still love her too, but i've accepted its not going to happen, i've tried my best to move on and man the fuck up, but i'm just fucked, what the hell do i do to be happy again, how can i start connecting with other women or anybody else for that matter, long rant i know, but i just feel empty inside and i'm completely fucking done,
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>>687159970
That shit is fake af
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>>687170218
She is a lesbo ?
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>>687169687
:c
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>>687170528
No the ability to hire one is there, but most are a scam
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Why cant I trust my girlfriend and always think she's gonna cheat on me even when she's 10/10 wifey material? I've kept shit to myself to not destroy ojr relationship but in the past it has with others
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>>687170567
she hasnt had sex in like five years cuz shes been alice but yeah she likes both
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>>687170718
What do you mean "cuz shes been alice?"
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>>687170868
you think any partner shed have would let her ruin her life like this? She used to dedicate 8 hours a day to this. shes cast away relationships to help /b/
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>>687171044
And how do you know this ?
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>>687171308
I'm part of her chat
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>>687171390
Damn man that sucks, but I don't know about nudes, also, did she say something about me ?

You obviously are not her, yet you know about this, or did you read it last night or whatever?
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>>687171628
i always post with her duh someone has to look out for her. and she said she was doing more research into your case mostly
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>>687162171
Because you're edgy and insecure (hint: you're not a psychopath, even though we all know you want us to tell you that)
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>>687171798
Right, like I said, nudes are out of the question but I don't mind donating or something, how long has she been doing this ?
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>>687171798
(different anon)
So you're a regular, good.

Which Al is she?
Also, seen Jack recently? I have lost track of the whole circlejerk business 1 or 2 years ago
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>>687156434
>Many psychologists work directly with those experiencing difficulties, such as mental health disorders including anxiety and depression. They help people to overcome relationship problems, eating disorders, learning problems, substance abuse, parenting issues, or to manage the effects of a chronic illness.
Ok, Alice I know that you don't like me but after some research I can officially say that I will no longer give you crap on if you are official psychologist. Research is the green text by the way.
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>>687163253
No, unless you're sure that you can get a good job if you would stop studying
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>>687172553
five years, since 2011. she was around before then too, she's been on 4chan since 2004
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>>687172650
hahaha you think im stupid enough to tell you shit? fuck off i dont snitch on someone who saved my life
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>>687172698
email her directly at [email protected] if you want to apologize
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Guys, I think after a couple of threads today that I have a bit of a fetish for slightly chubby women. Am I a madman?
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>>687164854
What does it feel like? I've always wanted to do that shit
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>>687172650
Ive only talked to her for like 2-3 days, sorry.

>>687172987
Long time, and if you do not mind me asking, how did she save your life ?
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Alice is fake, not a psychologist at all. Just an attention seeker whore. Don't even fucking mind talking to her.
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>>687173146
she made me take the gun out of my mouth and helped me get on with my life and graduate college. i wouldnt have anything today if not for her.
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>>687173060
Dang you're right. But I don't want to sense my email is basically my full name......I'll just save the message for another thread.
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>>687172987
I don't understand. If you think all I want is to tell Jack that Alice #X is back, then you're mistaken. If he cares, he already knows better than either of us could, I think. And I don't mean harm to Jack, either. So what's the point?

>>687173146
shame, thanks anyway.
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>>687173296
Ah, alright man, is there a way for me to know when she is on ?
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>>687168586
Yes
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>>687173553
you mean harm to alice and thats enough for me
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>>687173308
email her on a throw away dumbass
>>687173221
she hates the attention but whatever helps you sleep at night dood
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>>687173760
>dumbass
Too lazy to make a throw away. Also that's not how I role sense I usually speak to Alice in her threads.
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>>687173958
well im sure shell appreciate it but the damage is already done dood shes got enough to worry about without people throwing shit at her for trying to help too
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>>687169646
An hero
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>>687173713
You never responded, is there a way for me to know when she is on?
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>>687173713
I don't. This is not my war, in this respect I'm egalitarian at heart.
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>>687156434

I seriously can't tell if I hate or love a person, I get both the desire to harm her (or even kill) and fuck her.

What to?
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>>687174166
i remember you. cant fool me.
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>>687174051
I know that, that's why I said I'll try next time on another thread.
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>>687174150
its generally 8am and 8pm but since she is sick its whenever she wakes up. you could always ask in her chat
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>>687170385
Hobbies or someone you love
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>>687174332
dont know why you felt the need to tear her down in the first place
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if i have toxiplasmosis gondii, am i still myself?
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>>687170673
Paranoid personality disorder. You're a classic example
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>>687174225
now THIS is interesting. By what name do you know me? Who am I to you?
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>>687174433
Ehhh I was being a arrogant prick as always, thinking I'm right when I'm wrong. When the evidence was right in front of my face, freaken baka myself can be from time to time.
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>>687174615
mari
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>>687174704
im sure shell forgive you. i wont though.
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>>687173082
Nah, just really gross
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>>687174764
..Incorrect. Sorry to disappoint.
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>>687174923
yeah okay
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>>687174333
Whats her chat again ?
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>>687174829
Well you're a fiend then. If I can become I friend to Alice I suddenly become an enemy to you? That's some deep uanessacry white knighting there.
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>>687175006
http://anekihou.se/chat tell em you came from a thread
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>>687159720
>>687160894
>>687161704
>>687162484
Posted all this shit earlier. Anyone got any thoughts they could add?
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if i have toxiplasmosis gondii, am i still myself?
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Hello OP i am here for some of that love :3
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>>687175145
ive seen too many people like you hurt her. shes too wrapped up in being alice to defend herself.
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I think I might have anxiety brought on by being humiliated. I was in group of people who I thought were my friends and then one day they told me they hated me and no one liked me during all that time. Now I have a fear of going out or going into places with large groups of people, everytime I see them I just get so fucking anxious. Is this a problem or am I a giant autist?
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>>687169646
get a book on social etiquette, and practice talking to strangers by getting a hobby like Kickboxing, Karate, or MMA.
Talk to your fellow students using what you've practiced. Maybe tell them you're socially awkward.
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>>687174200
I get the same thing. Loving and hating someone can be very close to each other for me too
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>>687175328
pls dont tell me youre from norway telemark
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>>687175315
So if I suddenly give up on being her enenmy, your then still my enemy. What a bastard. Also how can people hurt Alice with freaken words on the internet? Are you crazy?
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>>687175397

Worst part is I can never be natural around her and feel very awkward, while normally I'm very open and talkative
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>>687175611
theres entire blogs dedicated to fucking up her day dude. bonds no matter where they are formed hurt when broken
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>>687175202
Guys could someone help?
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>>687175513
I'm not. Do you know someone like that?
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>>687175870
email alice and she will help you when she wakes up
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>>687175806
This is the internet, hate blogs are always made.
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>>687173115
>I've always wanted to do that shit
close your eyes
clear your mind
don't think about anything
that's it
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>>687169646

this
>>687175364
and even tho telling someone u have social anxiety is scary and seems sorta counterproductive, it helps alot. the important part about this isnt how tey will percieve you, its that you will feel like a load has been lifted of your shoulders. its like a big release.
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>>687175998
yeah and for someone who spends their entire day trying to be empathetic and accepting, it hurts. gotta let someone get close to help them. close enough to stab you in the back which has happened more often than i can count
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>>687156434
Why are people now a days so proud of their depression? It's like a cool hip trend to have to want to kill yourself or hate yourself. I have sever medical depression but I don't go Making Facebook statuses about it. Can you answer that? Please. And thank you. I can only pay you in hugs and ious
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>>687176168
That's just life, you got to have diamond heart if you went through that.
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>>687159352
The one you get down to. Get daaaunnn wid da siknezzzzz
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