Do a backwards rolly polly naked and say "sup m'lady, how's your day been?", if she replies stare blankly at her until she leaves.

>>687155669
If dubs say to her:"Wanna se my dick?" And throw your dick out. :D

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>>687155669
I want her so bad help me, I want to feel her do you think she would get super mad if I grab her by the waist, I can't resist any longer...

>>687155980
Do it you homosexual

Worst thing that can happen is she slaps you, and you go home without her.

Best thing that can happen is she likes your confidence and offers to fuck you.

>>687155980

Waist is for pussies. Shove your finger up her asshole and tell her you're Hitler.

>>687155669
Just explain to her you've been following her for a half hour then introduce yourself.

>>687155669

Tell her like this...

"Hey excuse me, I don't mean to bother you...but, you look soo (not with a gay tone) familiar.
Did you go to (insert school here)."
She will say no.

Now make some alpha shit up.
I already gave you an A1 icebreaker.

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>>687155980
>you think she would get super mad if I grab her by the waist
this is gonna be good

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>>687155831
I don't even dare to talk I have my mouth super dry from the lithium I just want her to be mine, I have a 100 bill in my pocket maybe she is in need because she is watching the stores and not buying anything

she is moving now...

>>687156154
>this
just hold her waist like you want to op, tell her shes pretty and that youve been following her for 30 mins

>>687156374
Nigger just grab her then offer her the 100 dollar bill

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>>687156317
normie lucky SOB
I can't do that! Simpler tip? Maybe one word top?
Oh my those legs guys, I think she noticed me

>>687156374
Walk right in front of her then away. Then pretend that you just recognized her, do a back step and say >>687156317

>>687156154
Girls think its romantic if you say it.

I've seen these pictures before anon..

>>687156726

Ok tell her like this..

"Hey"

post pic of yourself so we can see your chances OP, you could look like a pussy wrangler

>>687156726
>I think she noticed me
Just talk to her you humongous faggot

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I keep following her I am sweating and my heart beating is ridiculous fast, I going to grab her hard by her waist and see whats happen I am doing it there is no turn back now, I need to feel her

>>687157192
Good luck op

Show her your cock

>>687155669
Walk right up to her, look her dead in the eye and say "I have been sent back from the future to protect you"

>>687157192
Recorddddd itttttt!!!!!!!

>>687157192

Oh God .
Well it was nice knowing you OP.

have fun in jail.

>>687157192
don't do that unless you wanna go to jail.

>>687155669

Follow her until she inevitably goes into a shoe store.

I wanna see those bare feet.

Also you're right anon, she does have killer legs.

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We are going upwards she definitely knows I am following, I think she likes me

>>687157321
Shut up you stupid internet meem faggot. Go stick a lightsaber up your butt and talk about how the first 151 pokemon are the best and how you were born in the wrong generation. You sound like an antimellenial.

>>687157469
If this get OP laid I swear I'm fucking done with life

>>687157469
She totally does. Take an up skirt shot

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>>687157346
>>687157378
good advice dudesters!

>>687157469
She definitely likes you.

>>687157469
Take a picture under her dress

She'll like that, it shows you're an alpha

>>687157469
Rip off her clothes pussy

>>687157469
Leave your sister alone faggot

>>687157469
Unless you are confident enough you are actually attractive(if you are) and see she might preserve you that way fuck off and jerk off to your photos of her like the creep you are.

>>687157610
this to be honest

Do it OP

>>687155669
right. because you took a photo of a girl in a mall, REMOVED ALL EXIF METADATA, then posted it on /b/.

bait 6/10 for the virgins who believed you

>>687157803
Omg kek

Time stamp or gtfo.

>>687157469
OP if shit goes down just give her the money. Trust me as long as you dont know her personally and she doesnt know your friends youre safe. You could feel her ass for $100.

>>687157529
Kek, what?

>>687157469

Damn I just want to lift up that skirt and run my tongue over her legs and ass.

Fuckin talk to her OP. Ask to take a pic of her feet or something.

>>687157821
I hope he does

>>687157469
Of course she's wishing you.

If you want some advice? Don't do this you fucking creep.

>>687157710
arrested development. watching it right now.

>>687157469
She definitely likes you, otherwise she'd probably be terrified that some loser retard was following her around

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She is super nervous too, she stared me in panic maybe she is like me and doesn't know what to say, I will grab her! We are at the top floor right now she went into a store I am waiting outside

If she starts running make you sure start running as will

>>687157469
bump into her and apologize...go from there. side not u need to fuck her

>>687158032
I'm kidden c:

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>This Thread

>>687155669
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW!!!!
YOU COULD GET YOURSELF ARRESTED!!DON'T EVER DO THIS OR ANYTHING LIKE THIS!! EVER!!!

>>687158128
She's definitely not nervous because some autistic neckbeard is chasing her around, it's because she likes you! Go for it

>>687158128
If you plow her ass, record it for us. Give us hope bro. Good luck you magnificent creep.

Lurking hope it's not b8.
You can do it bro. Give her the ol lickero.

>>687158128

Mm. Blue panties.

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>>687157469
how could you not noticed a sweating,presumably obese, man who is constantly swallowing trying to wet his dry mouth and lips, while taking creepshots and staring at your waist whispering "grab it' "grab it" over and over.

>>687158128
OP, this girl isnt even able to take a stand. Grope her hsrd. Trust me a bitch like thst wont call the police she will be too embarrassed. Pay her for a blowjob too. Threaten her if she refuses

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>>687158270

>>687158270
You just don't want OP to fuck his sister because you're jealous you don't have one.

Tell hher "you rock that beanie" that always works

>>687158128
i read that girls like impromptu rape

>>687158230

Could be but I'm rubbing one out all the same.

This better not be a prank, bro!

>>687158392
Fuck off,at least I'm trying to actually help him,instead of making him fuck up his own life

>>687158365
Just whisper this to her ears

>>687158128
This thread is too much

Good show op

>>687158591
You must be new here

>>687158591
He wont get arrested. That girl knows OP is following her and taking pics. She likes it. Go for it OP.

>>687158591
No one cares about what you have to say

>>687158365
>seeing shit

>>687155669
You guys are dumb, it's probably OP's sister/girlfriend/wife.

Looks like Rapy Ralph is going to get a restriction order

keep followig her so she gets uded to your prescence

>>687158688
I'm not,and I'm tired of this shit.I also like to troll the edgy fags of this place,lol

>>687155669
tell her that she is luna (moon in italian, a lum) pretty like the full moon or just tell her she is pretty like the full moon that.

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>>687158591
>newfag detected

>>687158128
Just go up to her and say "Sorry to bother you but i couldnt help notice but notice how beautiful you are"
Make shit up from there. Dude,if you dont make a move NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. Just try it, shhe wont come back in your life if it fails and you can try again.

>>687158830
propinquity

Just jerk off and cum on her dress.

She will freak a little at first then realize how dedicated you are to her

it almost always works

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>>687158799
*Restraining order

RIP in pizza OP

Include me on the screenshot in r4chan you fucking faggots

SRLSTCHR

>>687158779

Oh. You're right, it was a shadow and I got excited.

OP make sure we know the color of her panties or you have failed.

>>687158128

Look OP I know that's actually your mom and you're 12 but...
If you are real, for the love of pussy, don't grab the bitch man.

Take a xanax and go hollar at her.

Tell her like this since you can't follow my advice about pretending you went to school with her.

"Hey, my name is Anon...
My bad I don't mean to bother you or anything but to be honest...you are just too amazing for me to miss this opportunity.
Look, I don't know if you're seeing someone but would you like to maybe grab a bite to eat? It's on me.
Let me get to know you better."

And if she turns you down, stick your hand up that bitches skirt and fist her and leave.

>>687155669
OP don't do anything stupid, don't try to get her alone or follow her to her car, that is not ok behaviour. Plz don't even consider walking in on her while she is changing clothes, or touching yourself while looking at her. Ejaculating on her is also a no-go, let alone forcing yourself on her. This is all not ok OP and you could go to jail.

Tell her she is a puta
It means beautiful girl in Spanish

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>>687158591

>>687158999
Trips confirms. Also I did this once to an elderly lady, but she hit me in the balls with her walking stick and said "OP is never going to deliver"

>>687155669
You fucking her or are you being held by mall security??

>>687159120
kek

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You fuckheads realize this is pasta right?
You fucking realize that you can reverse image search these pics right on this screen right?

>>687158850
Its not 'trolling' if its obvious and you make urself look like a retard

>>687158639
Lmao

THIS.

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>>687159120
Fuck you fag, i know what that means

>>687159120
the actual translation of that is salad

>>687159084
>mom
The girl barely looks 25

>>687158999
trips don't lie

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>>687158128
DO IT OP!

Females love strangers taking pictures of them, that's how I met my wife! The way she's running away finding a random store to get into shows she's wet at the pussy.

>>687159120
Also tell her you are a maricon
Trust me this is how you get all the women you want

OP gone

He been thrown down the escalator by mall security

>>687155669
You should not do or say anything to her. Go home and fap. It will save you really bad time.

>>687159224
Show proof. I'm on cell phone.

>>687155669
Quote Ludacris

hey girl how ya doin?
You are the woman that I'm really pursuin'
And I would like to get to know you
Can you give me your name?
And if you jot down your number you'll get mine in exchange

Worked for me once at a bar.

>>687157192
HAHAHAH you sound like a rapist. She probably thinks the same :)

>>687159382
>tell her you are a maricon
>Trust me this is how you get all the women you want
Kek, also add you are a put o' maricon

>>687159224
Yes. Do you just refuse to have a good time? Threads like this are hilarious and you just want everyone to shut up because the guy is lying.

>>687159433
Captain caveman???

>>687159224
I just want to habeeb

>>687159224
these newfags
pasta 100% confirmed

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like this

>cinnabon, then my place?
>wincest

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>>687159433
Faggot.

Tell her youre the 5th prince of england

>>687159578
That's sir mr privates lazy man to you. Plus I don't believe you.

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>>687159631
RIP this thread

>>687159587
Well done, internet Sherlock... your job here is done, you can fuck off back to where you came from now

>>687159631
lame

>>687158378
Kekd

>>687159631
GAAAAAAAAAAY

>>687159769
As if it wasn't obvious from the start

>>687159631
Ah, glad another fellow Faggot could help out. Much appreciated.

>>687159631

I think we all knew.

I mean people only get on here to waste time am I right?

We were just going along with the shit.

>>687155669
>>687159631
Damn OP. You are one major faggot. You should an hero now.

>>687158128
Better question what kind of whore wears a skirt this short out to the mall?