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>You woke up as a girl this morning.
>You go sit in the bathtub in disbelief.
What do you do now?
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>>687133446
shove everything i can into my pussy
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>>687133446
>take photo
>post thread on /b/
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>>687133446

pussy looks raunchy...

sage
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>>687133759
Raunchy? What that means?
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>>687133446
Slide myself under the faucet, break orgasm record
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>>687133446
Wonder where the fuck the bathtub came from since I only had a walk in shower when I went to sleep.
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>>687133828
Damn this is some good ass b8.
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>>687133446
>celebrate
>dress up in cute clothes
>masturbate
>acquire cosplay outfits
>post pics
>lose to cock
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>>687133759
thats not how you sage
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>>687134053
This
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>>687134028
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>>687133585
Yep, thats what i would do too
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>>687133446

Fuck everything phalic.
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eat my own period blood
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I'd go chill with my mates without telling them. I already look like an ugly girl, and apparently it's easy to imagine my female doppelgänger.
Now I don't know how I feel about that..

Anyway I'd visit male friends and start making sandwiches and drinks for them, and then clean. Also I'd gush all over the remote.
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>explore body
>find out what rubbing my clot raw feels like
>get into clubs for free
>get free drinks
>get free drugs
>get free meals
>get free sex
>have all the drug fueled lesbian sex i want
>get raped for fun
>enslave a male with promises of vagoo
>finger butthole
>take slutty pictures for later when i change back.
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>>687134813
i like that this guy just assumes that he is on the rag coz his a girl
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>>687135059
>clit*
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>>687134851
Shit, forgot pic.

Also I'd steal some shit from the store in my normal men's clothes and then switch back into a dude
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>>687135066
Where there's a will; there's a way.
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>>687133446
Hope im not horrendous too look at. start doing 300 squats a day. start sandwich production. smack my ass. probably not much else. continue vidya.
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>>687133446
mastrubate. Then have sex with everything that moves. Then go to sleep. Transform back into man next time I wake up.
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>>687135160
>>687135059
This is all you'd ever really need to do anon.
Fuck, why don't real girls just do this stuff all the time?!
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>>687135066
i didnt assume that i just want to taste period blood
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i would walk around topless
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>>687135641
The world may never know
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>>687133446
go on /b
show all i´ve got
regret
eat nuggets
suicide
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Get a tattoo and see if it persists as a boy
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>>687133446
1. Get out the tub
2. Put on make up
2.Prostitute myself
4.Profit
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>>687133446
holy fuck, i finally have a bathtub!!
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>>687135641
Why aren't you fucking men right now?
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>>687133446
same i do as men, FAP to start the day right
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>>687136657
fucking this!
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I dunno, rub one out, maybe shave legs.
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Piss myself
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>go sit in the bathtub in disbelief
Why would I do that?
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Kill myself

I'd rather be dead than retarded*

*all women are retarded
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>>687136657
this
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>>687133446
I'd yell at every men cuz they're oppressing me
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Wonder why I was taking a bath, and after I'm done, post on /b/ and masturbate on omegle.
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>>687134851
get a haircut/shave and brush your teeth dude.
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>>687133446
I wonder whose house I'm in since I don't have a bathtub.
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>>687138301
I regularly do all three of those things. In fact, I'm kinda obsessed with brushing my teeth to the point where it makes me miserable.
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I meant get a better haircut and stay clean shaven
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>>687138988
forgot to quote post >>687138677
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>>687133446
Get brunch
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>>687133446
>get out of tub
>go online to tell friends
>masturbate while chatting with friends through skype text
>later I attempt to subtly seduce my friend
>use the sex as blackmail for things
>agree to suck his dick on occasion
>buy dildo
>use that for blowjobs when friend is unavailable
>be happy
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>>687139568
oh, I almost forgot one last thing
>be better than pizza
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>>687133585
who wouldn't?
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>>687134053
agreed
Except cock. I'd go yuri
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Finally have my ass fucked without being called a faggot.
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>>687138988
kek nahh
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>>687133446
I'd fuck the shit out of this womanpoosi
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