Show him your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell him hes a great friend. Itll drive him fucking nuts

>>687122560
Tell him that you will consent to mutual oral and masturbation only. Full intercourse is something you will only consent to with someone you feel romantically connected to, and you don't want the pitfalls of romance to threaten your friendship with him.

>>687122560
Show us your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell us we are great faggots. Itll drive us fucking nuts

gotta keep with a plan

find out what you need changed about him to make him perfect then make statements like i would date you but the whole (smoking anime porn beard) thing prevents me
then when he changes let him know you ended up dating someone else he just wasnt fast enough

then after you break up with that guy then do it again but with new task

>>687122560
Tell him you'll try to find him a girldfriend.

That works ALWAYS.

>>687122560
Lightly hint at becoming close. Then pull it back by saying you're glad that you two are friends. Maybe he won't rape you.

>>687122560
If you were a woman you will know.

>>687122704
>>687122760
>>687122972
>>687123139
>>687123280
Have you done this before? How did it go?

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hmm

how about verification, cunt?

post tits

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more for OP the cumslut that i'd love to degrade and rape

>>687122560
suck his dick

>>687123588
It has worked, showing tits then saying ur a good friend works wonders

>>687122560
If this is Tay, it's Alex just letting you know you're a fucking nigger, and to go fuck yourself.

Otherwise, just tell the guy you want to be friends unless he's gonna be a backup if your current relationship fails. In which case keep baiting the hook.

If you're friendzoning for fun, go kill yourself. He's obviously there because he wants to be more than just friends, and he's gonna lose interest over time.

>source:being there.

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find a little boy, the targets 9 year old cousin preferably

fondle his preteen dick and sent the target the photos

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fuck his dad and send pictures of it to his mom and him on group chat

>>687123588
ongoing for about 4 years now

>>687122560
lingerie pics, say you're just feeling yourself today, on snapchat or some shit, for another guy, but because you're friends you trust his judgement, drives ppl up the fucking wall lmao

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>>687123911
>>687124012
not into black guys, sorry.

>>687122972
How many friendzoned guys do you have, by the way? Let's compare notes.

The reason I want to keep this one particular guy in the friendzone for as long as possible is because he's a nice guy and drives me around. He even drives me to my boyfriends place and he'd wait in the car.

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blame him on your suicide note for raping you

and kill yourself

>>687122560
You don't. Or at least not a guy with some self-respect.

>>687124505
i've been that boy. this girl friendzoned me by taking me to buy her lingerie and modeling it for me, by saying things like "it's a shame my boyfriend won't let me see you naked, i want you to see how hot i look". i'd drive her to dates (i wouldn't wait in the car, though, she'd go home with him); she even let me go down on her once but didn't reciprocate, and then called her boyfriend to come over and fuck her because she was so turned on.

>>687124505
please tell me this is bait.
please.

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>>687124470
>>687124487
>>687124260
Tell me your stories. What are the things he's willing to do for you?

>>687124681
post her pics

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>>687124505
how exactly did you think my post was implying any consent? lmao

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>>687122560
Hope he'll stalk you for playing games.

>>687124887
unfortunately don't have any. not even facebook, i don't have an account and she's since moved to like paraguay or something.

>>687124759
nah you are a guy with cuckolding fantasies rusing

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suck his dick and/or fuck him on a daily basis and he'll be fine without being your actual boyfriend

>>687122560
m.y.r.n.a

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>>687124505
Probably bait, but… you're a parasite.
Kill yourself.

>reads thread
Lol no wonder guys go insane and commit rape.

>how do i be friends with the opposite sex
are you fucking socially retarded

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all the summerfags look at dem kek

>>687125663
It's /b/, everyone is retarded beyond repair.

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This is the baitiest bait that ever baited and all of you are faggots.
A girl doesn't NEED to do anything special to keep a beta dude friendzoned. Girls already know this shit, they definitely do not come to /b/ to ask easily trolled gaywads about it.
Literally, the answer she is looking for is "talk to him". That's the extent of what a female needs to do. Staying in a friendzone depends on the guy, not the female. Some guys will stay indefinitely when they're not busy attending anti-trump rallies or updating their tumblr. Other guys will leave asap once they realize what's up.

All of you, die. Especially op. At least post fucking tits if you're gonna be such a homo.

>>687123588
I'm browsing /b/, how do you think it went?

OP, you remind me of Miss Tactics.

>>687125945
you're still a degenerate?

>>687122560
sopiko's married though

>>687125834
i dont believe that the pic you posted is authentic. ive never seen him so buff before.

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>>687125455
>>687125752
>>687125834
Bait??? No way!

Yeah, but Anish is away playing in a little tournament, so ...

Tits or gtfo

>>687126552
she's there with him

Chess Club Live ‏@ChessClubLive 3h3 hours ago

While Anish is busy with a little tournament in Azerbaijan, Sopiko has been taking part in a 72-hour blitz marathon! http://fb.me/1fDzzIS3I

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>>687124276
>>687124681
How did it feel being the victim of a friendzone. Pls describe in details. What are some other errands that she let you do?

I want to learn some friendzoning tactics and strategies for your girl crushes. My endgame is to collect as many boys as possible to provide for my and my boyfriend's needs.

>>687124505
10/10 bait holy fuck

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>>687124681

>>687127165
i actually enjoyed it because that's my fetish. didn't really do that many other errands. washed her car once. did her laundry maybe twice. helped her move apartments while she did nothing. then she saw me unpacking her lingerie and made me stop.

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>>687127165
and all of a sudden you will enjoy forced bukkake

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What are some gore videos that a girl can enjoy?

I liked 3guys1hammer and that video of a guy being skinned alive in Mexico. Any recommendations?

>>687127903
>Any recommendations?
Take some sandpaper to that edge.

>>687127903
Björk stalker suicide?

This is why I don't befriend females unless sex is included

>>687122560
You achieve this by hanging yourself. He'll never forget that.

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>>687128577
>females

>>687127424
dis

>>687128720
>by hanging yourself
I agree, you should hang yourself, but post tits first.

>>687122560
You should pull out your pussy lips and cut them with the edge of a piece of paper.

>>687122560
Fuck off bitch

>>687122704
Great advice! He will get a boner and will be sad because of the friend thing. If he's tough, he will fight.

>>687124505
What?? You are using him? You are a cunt! Fuck you!

>>687127165
>>687124759
>>687124505
>>687122560
OK, not sure if this is a troll, or serious. But I've been friendzoned damn hard. Please, at least give him one chance to get out of the friendzone (not, let him fuck you, but give him the chance to realise that's all he will get and walk away). Just that one chance. If he goes back to kissing your ass and doing whatever you want, then that's his problem. But that one chance.

>>687131604
She won't do it because she has a plan. She want someone to give her a ride once in a while and kill her boredom.

>>687131818
Well so long as she knows she's a bitch. If she is still here I can go into detail about the times I've been friendzoned and what kept me going.

That's why I ask her to just give that one chance to walk away.

>>687122560
Ya shit sucks. Dont do that to him.

>>687127165
Man you must have a small dick huh? I see this ending on the red pill subreddit, and probably posted by you

>>687127424
</Thread>

>>687127424
you beta fuck

>>687128058
Nah m8, that needs a fucking grind

>>687128577
The red pill fedora is strong with this retard

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>>687131468
Yeah but it's not so bad, right? What's so wrong about having him as a personal driver, I reward him after that by letting him paint my toenails while I talk to my boyfriend on the phone. He likes getting near me so that's his reward.

>>687131993
Please go into details about your experience. I'll take notes.

>>687122560

Option 1: The Moving Goalpost.
"I won't date you because *blank*"
Keep giving him goals to hit. Each time "reward" him a little. Say he's not fit enough. When he pitches a big baby fit after hitting the gym for a month, tell him he looks "so handsome now!" and that "you're gonna make my boyfriend jealous" and so on. After a time, go on a "date", which you call a "friends date" sometime towards the end of. When he is Fit, move the goal posts "Yeah, you're fit, but you know, I realized I really want a guy whose *blank*"

Option 2: Living on a prayer
"I really hope you won't leave me, anon. You're so sweet to me!"
Show that you're co-dependent on him. You "need" his friendship. You "need" his shoulder to cry on. That guys like him are one-in-a-million. Make him feel special and necessary. Satisfy his ego, but never his desires. Keep talking about HIM when you guys talk.

Option 3: The Turkish Bazaar
"Like, No. You don't get it. I'm leaving. Bye." "Why'd you let me leave? Like, I thought you were my friend? Get it right!"
Play the hard bargains. Walk out when he's a dipshit, let him stew, let him stalk, let him throw his fits, then come back and berate him into submission to be your bitch again. Explain how he doesn't really seem to "value" the friendship ya'll have, and it's so frustrating to you. You WANT to be friends with him, but he's just not getting it right. Something is wrong with him. But you'll give him ANOTHER chance to get it right.

It's all simple manipulation, OP.
Source:
I'm a Chad whose had dozens of girls over the years in the "friendzone" mostly because I'm a sadistic asshole who loves having a "fleet" of women at his disposal, and can't really feel close to any single person. I'll probably die alone. But not before I fuck a ton of pussy and manipulate much more.

>>687132601
Sorry, I have dinner to go to. If the thread is still up, I'll write it up.

But if it disappears, my Kik and Skype are both: lets_you_in

Hit me up if you still want details.

>>687124505
Jesus you fucking manipulative cunt, just show us your tits

>>687124681
Jesus poor guy, have some self respect

>>687122560
just keep telling him he is cute, and flirt with him, but when ever he trys to do anything just giggle and say, no I don't see you that way, we are just friends

if he likes you, he will grow attached in the hopes that he can change his situation, growing more and more in love until he wants to kill himself or has the willpower to not see you anymore and cut you out of his life, it will be hard for him though if you get him to that point of being in love

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You kids are so fucking awkward, most of my friends are girls and they want to fuck me. Literally getting drunk and sending me retarded nudes on snapchat then being like oh that wasn't meant for you. I go shopping with them for whatever but only when I need to buy shit too, I help them with problems emotionally or physically. But the whole thing is we're actually friends. Like I'm not trying to stick my dick in or near any of them. I don't understand niggas these days, having girl friends is like the fucking best. Bitches tell you 100% of what's on their mind like yo your hair looks gay. Idk wtf is up with you nerds always falling in love with the first grill that talks to you.

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>>687132677
Girls can be friendzoned too? Not that I don't believe you, but in my circle of friends, it's always us friendzoning the guys, never the other way around.

>>687133590
has a guy actually killed himself because you friendzoned him? that's actually a nice idea...

>>687134051
no, but I've seen a guy cry so I can only assume he was depressed

>>687122560
The friend zone is why males aren't allowed to act like decent people to women unless they think they're ugly. Then you just treat them like a dude and everything's ok. But if that chick is even remotely fuckable and you ever want a shot you have to be a bastard to her. You can't be nice, can't be friendly, and can't ever make the mistake of letting her become emotionally comfortable with you. The very second she thinks she can never put out and have a relationship with you it's fucking over. Next thing you know you're holding her purse while she kisses her boyfriend good night.
Fuck women who do this and bitch about men being shallow. The only ones who aren't "shallow" are the ones not getting laid tonight. If you want women you have to go dumb gorilla, it's all women really want initially. Any other shit doesn't come until much later.

Dat bait


Also tits or gtfo

>>687124470
you're a monster Jesus Christ....

>>687134754
not true

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>>687134754
friend zone is a myth mate, it's just guys who are ugly or too pussy to get it in, and if they are attractive enough but too pussy, when they finally man up they will get some, it's that simple, someone either wants to fuck you, or doesn't

I've friend zoned plenty of ugly girls I didn't want to fuck, and I've been friend zoned once or twice and also slept with a girl who was a long term friend who I just had no interest in after I got drunk one night when we were out together

they should just rename the friend zone to the too ugly zone

>>687132601
Hey, i'm back from dinner. So, which friendzoning would you like to hear about?

Friend -> GF -> Friend
Or Friendzoned for a year before i escaped?

Those are the biggest ones, though I have a couple of smaller ones.

>>687124505
You need to be more subtle with your bait or you won't catch much.

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>>687134285
I love it when they cry!

>>687136103
this
friend zone is just bullshit excuse...

>>687124681
I thought I was browsing in the non-fiction section. Nobody is as stupid as this. Whoppers belong at burger king, not on /b/

complaining about being friendzoned is pretty stupid in general. all it really means is your just after sex and nothing else. if you actually liked that person, then not having sex wouldnt be a deal breaker. "i like this girl so much, that ill terminate our friendship if sex is out of the option"?
"till death do us part*" - *or you stop sucking my dick?

>>687134754
many woman mistake asshole for confidence. its just how it is. And everyone is attracted to confidence.

>>687124759
Where are the timestamped tits? Why are you guys not saging this shit when there's not tits being shown? I bet you're all cuck fetishists.

>>687124505
Whenever he drives you to the mall take a few moments to try on bikinis and let him rate them. You will have free rides to the mall always.

>>687134051
>>687132601
>>687127165
>>687124759
>>687124505
>>687122560
I'm keen to share my experiences with you, I'm this guy: >>687131604

My cards on the table, I'll enjoy telling the story to you, as I'm deep into humiliation. And it will be pretty humiliating the stories I have for you. I'd rather chat with you. Make a throwaway one for all I care.

So Kik or Skype: lets_you_in

>>687122560
What's your fide?

tits or GTFO

>>687124505
Youre a fucked up person

>>687122560
Overdose.

>>687134051
Is your circle of friends other neckbeard males such as yourself? Perhaps you could make it a circle jerk or daisy chain and that way you could quit being a frustrated virgin who has to make up stupid stories to try to make these nerds fear/hate girls even more than they already do.

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>>687137708
Thanks. Can you share one story publicly though, for the benefit of everyone?

>>687137400
I just might try this to see how he reacts. Although giving him a little bit of home or telling him he could paint my toenails afterwards seem to be enough. He's an obedient pet that's why I want him to stay that way for a long time

>>687138735
who is this semen demon?

>>687136103
> ugly guy reporting in
friendzone is a choice, just don't give a fuck about girls, they're useless

>>687122560
Become a lesbian and let him watch.

>>687138735
Well, there was one time when me and my crush had arranged to go have an adventure together. We did these often, where we'd go to my car and either sit and chat for hours or I'd drive us somewhere and we'd do something.

Well this one time, we finished classes at uni and we'd arranged to meet in this sort of social study area. I go in expecting her to be ready and waiting, but instead I see her hanging off her boyfriend. (Yeah, I still thought I had a chance even when seeing that!). I didn't have the guts to go interrupt and get her away, so I went and got a drink and sat in a corner away from them just waiting. Eventually she messaged and asked where was I. I lied and said I'd got held up and was just getting there.

So then I had to walk over to them. We all walked out together, him and her chatting away, holding hands. Me silently trying to ignore it.

Then when it was finally time for the boyfriend to leave, I had to watch them kiss and hug waiting.

So eventually I dragged her away from him. And then we got to my car, chatted for half an hour and she started saying how she was tired, to take her home. I'd waited at least an hour, just for that? I was pissed, but naturally, didn't say anything. Took her home. Went home, imagined our future together.....

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>>687122560
Confirmed cuck shitposting with a boner.

>>687137788
https://ratings.fide.com/card.phtml?event=13602888

>>687140275
Oh jesus. That's the perfect response. Well played miss femanon.

Be an actual friend

>>687140275
why exactly do you want this guy in the friendzone? do you need a "slave" so desperately?

>>687140275
You have no interest in adding me on Kik or Skype do you? :(

(I think you can realise how beta I am)

>>687140275
bitch you ain't pretty enough to keep someone interested for long time.
inb4
no tits

>>687122560
whoever believes this shit is a fucking moron. make a google picture search for OPs pic.

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show him pic of bra and he will think he has a chance for years to come

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>>687123139

Brilliant - but what if you succeed ?

>pic of sopiko guramishvili

nice try, fgt.

>>687141974
You can unbeta yourself by redpilling yourself.

>ITT: A females shallow thinking

>>687143065
>lifelong beta detected

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>>687143238
kek

history?

>>687122560
tits or gtfo

>>687122560
keep your relationship at facebook messenger level,,,when you are alone ,avoid meeting with him in real
if you cant avoid it at least be with your friends so he cant ask you for a date

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I guess OP has found the weakest point of /b/

>>687144226
bumping thread

>>687134051

>Girls can be friendzoned too?

Slightly different dynamic. When a dude is in the friendzone, he's craving the girl to be his girlfriend because he wants sex. He has everything else he cares about, he just craves sex and validation. With women, it's a bit different. Sex is part of the validation of the relationship to most, but there are other factors that make it a "real" relationship to them, that you withhold. Attention and affection are given, but in doses. That time you took her out of your bike and gave her a real thrill and watched the sunsetting over the coast was romantic as fuck...and if only he'd tell you something special when he did it, they think...which is why you do it regularly enough that she starts to crave it when you stop and "start hanging out with someone else, too." and they get jealous, and you ask "why can't I have other friends?" and the competition begins.
With guys, they compete against you. They compete against what you say, or they believe, will win you. Girls just want to beat their competition. They want to prove their better, down the competition, and get ahead in a race they create in their heads. Girls are happy to be in the lead of a race, while guys are more worried about beating the last time they made for a race.
So, yeah, it happens. Not frequent, because most guys want sex, not attention, desire, and craving from a group of women. They bang girls, and ditch them when the going gets tough. Or before then. Me, I stick it all out to live out my power fantasies.

Get him to brush your hair, shave your legs, check your breasts for lumps, and say it would be too weird if he pushes you for sex.

so to keep a guy in friendzone. you should do guy stuff with him??

invite him to partys, do hangover things and just fun stupid shit. nog gay girl stuff he will get bored.

but im not sure thats how to do it...

>>687124505
He drives to your boyfriend's house and waits in the car? This friend of yours needs help.

I think OP is long gone. S/he had their fun.

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>>687122560

>>687132677

oh man something actually funny on /b

>>687122560
why need tips?
women do this by default their whole upbringing and genetics are set to work men like this

>>687143224
Kek

>>687143238
wow i didnt see that one coming not like it was just posted in a thread like 3 hours ago!!!!!!!!

>>687127165
who is that chess player?
I tried reverse imaging but nothing

>>687151071
finally found her,
Sopiko Guramishvili

>>687151798
her name was already mentioned several times

>>687122560
you could try sucking his dick like once a month

>>687122560
be actually worthy of his friendship and not some whore that uses him for non-sexual needs (emotional, attention, car, alcohol, drugs, money etc).

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>>687122560
Sleep with him, then tell him you love him.

>>687138735
>actually playing Slav defense against 1. d4
>not based Gruenfeld

pleb

>>687125834
top kek

>>687122560

>This thread is cucksocial cancer.

SAGE