>>687117114
>or just some bitch to stick your dick in
yes

>>687117114
what OP says. go get them anons

Who is she?

Hm. A sex friend.

>>687117114
Having a gf is waaay better than just someone to fuck. My gf at least is also my best friend.

>>687117297
Fuck if i know. Saved it from some anon. It reminded me of a one night stand with some very fap worthy memories.

>>687117114
an easy sex. would prefer a black/indian/asian or a mature woman. i dont believe in the monogamous relationship paradigm and think cheating doesnt exists

>>687117768
Not in my opinion anon. I never attach my self to someone that could make me vulnerable. If i want a friend i hang out with my bros if i want someone to fuck i hit up one of my other "friends". Having a girlfriend is like a balancing act.

>>687118023
Well, I guess that it might depend alot on your social circle aswell. For me it feels great to not be that third wheel at dinner parties, and since we have alot in common there is no problem with conflicting interests.

>>687118399
True being a third wheel is never fun. But being in a relationship restricts me from doing the things i love such as traveling, backpacking, and going to the gym. If i want to do something i just go and do it. Whatever that may be. I do respect people that can stay in relationships though man props it's something i can never really see myself doing.

>>687117114

having a gf is infinitely better, anon

>>687119593
Gotta agree with this guy, GF actually make you food, take care of you and clean stuff, plus its sexy time almost whenever you want

>>687117114
>Wanted to stick my dick in something

>2yrs later and shes living with me

How did this happen?

>>687119831

In my case she has a high sex drive, so sex is always on the menu. We share some interests as well, plus im not restricted from doing stuff I love on my own either and neither is she. Worked out pretty great, I think.

>>687117114
>I'll take girlfriend without sex anytime
It's really comy

>>687119831
I make my own food the way i like it take care of myself and am a very organized person. Having someone do all that shit for you is just lazy. Besides if i wanna fuck i hit up a booty call.

OP picture is Goldilicks from MFC

>>687117114
Fuckbuddies and hookups. I'm not into the relationship thing. I've been married.

>>687117297
Diana Deets.
http://daftsex.com/video/Diana%20Deets

>>687117779
>>687117297
It's a tranny.

>>687120287
Nah man.

>>687120103
Disregard this, username is Illicit69

>>687117768
this faggot gets it

godspeed anon

>>687118023

>on /b/
>has bros

Maximum kek

Depends, sometimes I just wanna put my Dick inside something that doesnt make me vomit, and sometimes I imagine having a girlfriend. But then I remember that I hate humans & usually forget it then.

>>687120610
Not everyone is anti-social like you anon.

>>687120610
>>687120680
yeah this isnt /r9k/ faggot

>>687117114
Source?

>givedasouce.jpg

>>687120960
/b/

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>>687120680

And not everyone is a beta cuck like you, Anon.

>>687117114
Honestly, just go find a pro and get a handjob or get your cock sucked when the need arises. I like hoes better because I can tell them exactly what I want, how I want, and that's what I get. Then they leave. No hurt feelings, no lies, no bullshit.

Save your money, time and energy for world domination. If you meet a woman who is worth investing any of these in, you'll know it, because she'll have noticed you way before you noticed her, will be intrigued that you clearly couldn't give a fuck if she lived or died, and will therefore fucking behave herself and treat you with some respect, courtesy, honesty and civility - i.e. like an adult, or more especially like your true friends and loved ones already do.

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>>687121069
You seem upset fam.

>>687121250

Am not. You're obviously mad, brah.

>>687121407
Do you want to talk about not having friends?

i have a girlfriend and shes a bitch sometimes, she doesnt even let me talk to other women or she will get mad or something like that and if im not texting her always, like if im at my friends house or something, she will get mad from that too. so in my opinion get a girlfriend that isnt such a bitch and she lets you do what you want and she isnt the one commaning you

>>687121058
Any more?

>givemore.jpg

>>687117768
the problem is to find a girl who you really comfortable with in just about anything

>>687121506

Sure!

>>687120131
I'm sorry for it, anon :(

>>687121612
Ok

>>/r9k/

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>>687117114
I want someone to fug and hug

>>687121746
Don't be. I'm not.

>>687121533
gf actually points out other stunning girls while we are out for a walk so we can enjoy the views together.

>living the life, anons

>>687121784

Meet ya there? We can talk about your autism and beta-cucking too!

>>687121960
Don't worry, it won't last.

>>687119831
>sexy time
Wait until she traps you

>>687122176

>5+ years already, tf are you talking about ?

>>687117114
stick my dick in

>never deal with stupid shit
>never get back stabbed
>always have options
>can drop them whenever you want
>get infinitely more sex
>never buy them shit
>essentially free hookers that WANT to fuck you

relationships = no thanks

>>687117114
Yes, I want girlfriend. Can't fuck random whores. I have money but am too ugly. Hitting gym won't help, my face will remain the same. Fml.

FWB isn't all it's cracked up to be anons.


>Go on few dates with a hot young teacher
>Always been a fetish
>Says she's tired of dating and not too into anything
>What are you into then?
>Sometimes I just want to go home, plan the curriculum and have some sex you know?
>Icanfixthat.jpg
>After our fourth time i stayed at her place and saw her papers
>What kind of class do you teach?
>I used to teach ESOL now I teach SpEd. I guess i've always had a fetish for the mentally retarded

Feels bad men

>>687121988
>Autism
>Beta
>Cuck
You really don't have a original personality do you anon? Going to a random post insulting people for no reason. Maybe if you stop copying what you see on /b/ you can find some friends. I feel bad for you.

>>687122777
Lol what?

Hurr durr, I prefurr random hook up ermagherd, less bullshit to deal with.


Guaranteed you inbreds are typing this from your moms basement, seriously. You have to be mentally challenged to be unable to find a proper female to stick around and have meaningful relations on whatever level.

>>687123490
>projecting this hard

i do want a girlfriend, thats why i got one

Just got out of a three year relationship.

Don't see myself wanting anything serious for a long while. Time to get back in the gym and rebuild the bank account.

Look at all the pathetic cucks that have gfs and don't have to try hard for sex, mehehe. Going to the bar and leaving solo is where it's at

>>687123490
Why do other peoples life choices anger you so?

>>687124018
Kek audibly laughed

>>687117114
I have a nice arrangement with a girl who is separated. Because things are a train wreck between her and her husband, I don't have to participate in the typical boyfriend/girlfriend ritual. She stays over on weekends, and I live my own life during the week except for the occasional dinner or whatever.
No ten million texts every day, no constant phone calls.
I kinda like it that way.
I do however fear what will happen once she's divorced. She gets pretty clingy during our time together and I'm really not looking for a girlfriend.

>>687124271
Ask her if she wants to meet your gf

>>687124500
Checked and kek'd. I'll save that one just in case.

>>687121250
>The fact that you have that image
Ir even know where to look for one

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I'm 24, girlfriend is 20. We met over a dating site. We fucked the second night and she moved in two weeks later. She got a job here and she's my best friend. My guy friends love her because she acts like one of the guys. She works hard and can do coding, but also makes fucking amazing food.
/b/ros she's sexually insatiable.
Getting a girlfriend is infinitely better than finding a hookup. We don't fight because neither of us want to leave the house.
We spend 99% of our time playing vidya. She's got more steam games than I do.
companionship is cool/10

>>687117114
>Alright /b/. Do you guys honestly really want a girlfriend or just some bitch to stick your dick in?
>Having a woman around all the time is a pain in the ass


Maybe you approach isn't the good one if you can only manage to date women who are only good for putting your dick in.

With some of my ex, i miss the conversation more than the sex.

Maybe you should stop recruiting your women among drunken barsluts or vapid whore

>>687124922

>mfw the day you beat her at Super Mario Racing once

IT IS OVER FAM

I have a gorlfriend who ive been dating for a very long time. We also have a 6 yr old daughter. I use to think dating was a waste of time until i met her

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>>687121225

>>687124922
She's fucking someone else.

>>687125749
No doubt

>>687124947
Conversation gets old and boring after a while. You get to know someone really well you run out of shit to talk about because you already know what they're gonna say.

>>687125956
Then leave the house, have fun times together. You'll have shit to talk about.

>>687126065
I can do that with random girls and still have a good time.

>>687126184
Then do it. Wear a rubber

>>687125749
Doubt it. She works from home and hasn't left the house without me in months.
Not like I'm keeping her prisoner, but she fucking hates people and has this weird fear of being in public alone. Gives her anxiety and shit.

>>687124947
>Maybe you should stop recruiting your women among drunken barsluts or vapid whore

as you get older this becomes increasingly difficult. I just turned 30, am freshly single and discovering that most women my age are: married, have a kid(s), are carrying around tons of emotional baggage or just straight up trashy.

>>687117114
That's way too much for me. I'd settle even for a single friend to hang out with. That would be great.

>>687126932
Yeah true that

>>687126932
i'm 31 and it has never been easier.

As you get older, you date women who are older and thus more interesting/mature and you can have an actual conversation with them. I've fucked young girl but never dated any girl under 25

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