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Story time

>be me
>15 years
>ugly and fat as fuck,165 cm tall
>started high school like 8 months ago,everything is going fine
>i was pretty autistic and didnt talk to many people except for the other ugly guy in the class
>one day in english the teacher asked us to describe ourselves in a few words
>i said "little ball of craziness" looking straight into my crushes eyes,who was standing beside me
>tfw the whole class stars cracking jokes at me and crush,including the teacher
>i was looking at my feet and i didnt dare looking up
>whyme.jpg
>every break i was talking to the crush and my sister
>one of the edgy guys in the class stars making fun of me every time he sees us
>whole class gathers around me and stars doing the same every time,but it doesnt bother me that much
>one day he pushed me and crush together and told us to have sex,he touched my nipples,shoved me around
>every day till then every one makes fun of me
>fuckmylife.png
>contemplating suicide,but im too much of a pussy
>whatdo.jpg


So,what should i do?
Im not gonna live my next 4 years of highshool being shamed every second
Kill myself or shoot up the school?(my grandad has a nuce gun collection and i used the before)

What do?
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I think you should shoot up the school then call the cops and blame it on the "edgy guy"
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>>687113228
Mods b& this underage faggot
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Bring a knife, follow him to the toilet, stab him to death, no witnesses, shooting up would be cool tho, pls do some headshots, mbe get a friend involved
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>edgy guys
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>>687113228
beat up the biggest baddest guy become said guy, let everyone live in fear and awe of your bad ass ness
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>>687113228
fight this fag op then take your bitch and fuck her
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>>687113228
Take Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes. Seriously, this shit is awesome, it changes your life, it makes you a man, it improves your social skills. It makes you fucking tough. Good luck mate.
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This is me and her,i cant beat anyone
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>>687113228
that's some beta shit
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>>687113850
lose weight work out and stop being an autist
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>>687113850
just ignore it you idiot, why do you care what he thinks?
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>>687113850
romanian autismo detected

what's her name?
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>>687113850
she's sexting her boyfriend
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>>687113228
Get banned and then sock him in the jaw while gripping a lighter nose or eye is good too because when you're an underage middle school faggot getting a bloody nose or a black eye by an even bigger faggot is a deathsentence
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I dont care...but being shoved around every second is quite annoying
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Start taking fight classes, get good, beat up one of the guys you´re sure you can take out.

>become baddest nig in town
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>>687113387
Yeah that can work I say go with this
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>>687113228
Just jab a pencil at his face next time, then no one will fuck with you
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/b/ is right OP, work out and beat that fucker down. u gonna feel alpha af and people respect u hard
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>>687113228
>>687113850
you will never score there
she will suck some dicks and tell you about it after
you will cry
she will laugh
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I say shoot up the school maby with a friend or something it's been too long sence that last one
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>>687113850
Everyones self councious.
But not everyone bitches about it- some people decide to start jogging and doing push ups and lifting.
Get fit- its upto you how you use your new body after that. I didnt seek revenge- just puss.
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>>687113228
she's 3/10
you 1/10
no chances
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My granddad has something similar to this,i used it before and also showed it to a few friends in public
Shooting it up might just be it
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>>687113228
>says something badass in school without fear straight into his womans eyes
>makes entire class react in a positive way
>so much spaghetti in pockets... u get afraid of this positive reaction
>show fear of acceptance in class
>show fear
>whole class sees fear
>doesnt learn from experience
>doesnt become stronger

just find something tall to jump off and dive head first, your own weight should easily crush your skull on impact or at least turn ur brain off so u dont have to deal with ur own failure to personally grow thru experience
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get some exorcise
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>>687113850
just take your glasses off and headbutt the fucker and he will now come back op
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>>687113228
god dammit op, lose some weight, make some friends and stop being such a fucking pussy
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>>687113228
guys will use her for some training before serious pussy
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>>687113228
I would second this notion.

anyways, 25 year old guy here, I've was in similar situations in highschool, Im way better now with girls though.

Have you flirted with her? Told her you like her?

Give us more details.

In regards to the douchebag in class, fight him if you get the chance, even if you loose, people will respect you more, including him. at LEAST don't let him touch you and make you look like a fool, if he starts talking shit, tell him to fuck himself, and if he starts touching you, shove the fuck out of his hand, seriously who the fuck does this guy think he is. #ohrightitshighschool
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>>687113850
start working out, punch guy if he starts to provoke you
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>>687113228
>Convince someone else to shoot up the school
>Dont go to jail
>???
>Profit?
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become an alcochol
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>>687113850
Nobody gonna be surprised when this kid shoots up the school. It's always the half Asian looking ones that can handle the pressure and lose their shit.
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>>687113850
Contacts
Gym
Fix those weird ass eyebrows
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I flurted with her and i think she likes me back but i cant be with her in public...
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They even make memes about me now
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>>687113228
okay i'll take the b8

exercise if you are healthy you will feel self confidence , learn how to take a little bit of male razing and give it back to him. not like you are spending after school hours doing anything important
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>>687113228
Just fucking punch him. Channel the spaghetti, tackle him and just hit him repeatedly.
If you have a weight advantage it won't be much trouble. Once you stand up for yourself they will leave you alone, they will still still your weird but they will probably just avoid you. Just make sure you don't fuck it up or it will be worse.
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>>687113228

you have one of two choices as someone that has been in a position similar to this.

A) Work out, hard, and become a force that could put them down just in case you need to. This is ultimately the best choice as being fit will get your crush and many other females to want your dick.

B) Totally ignore it, 4 years isn't that long of a time and you'd be surprised what other stupid shit happens in high school that will make people forget, especially if you ignore them and they get no rise out of it. High schoolers are dumb shits.
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man the fuck up op she's not even that pretty
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Im not that pretty either
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Listen here man tits, lose you're weight get the gril (Boob Mckinsey or what not) = People will find another too pick on.
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>>687115031
wow, thats mean
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I cant do anything,im worthless,even my dad makes fun of me the same way
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>>687113228
Sucker punch the edgy guy then stomp his head
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>>687115429
What does he say? start working out
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4chan's solution to everything: just work out
protip: that won't work
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>>687113228
Get super fit this summer and next year make the faggots that made you angry your bitch.If you think you don't have any reason to get fit, well there are countless of them but think about the idea of your crush finally being with you
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>>687115429
at least try to exercise a bit? It'll really help with your self confidence. and honestly op you're not as disgusting as you probably think you are
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Just fucking look at me,i cant do anything
Ill either kill myself or shoot it up
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maybe stop being a fucking pussy.
bitch keeps making fun of you? fuck him up.
that's the one language they understand.
edgy kid makes fun of you cause he's inescure. fuck him up once and he's done.
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>>687115646
that's a really nice candle dude
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Ill put a bullet through his skull
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>>687113228
Reported. Get the fuck off 4chan you underage faggot.
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having a crush is a waste of time and energy. if it was going to happen, it would have, I'd it will happen later, it will happen later. you're wasting time thinking about some girl you'll never speak to again 3 years from now.
get a different haircut too.
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fuck the edgy guy he's probably more insecure than you are
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Just stop being so utterly beta you tard. At least throw a fucking punch and stand up for yourself
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I will throw a punch,but ill also throw a bullet down his spine
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>>687115646
Your best option.
Head up Boy.
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>>687115646
why would you post that picture on facebook?
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>>687113228
If u live in Florida or Georgia I would totes kick someone's ass for you bro. I'm a psychopath when it comes to defending people like you. But you should work out foreal
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GTFO KIDDO
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>>687115646
>I'll either kill myself or shoot it up
Why not both?
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>>687114665

this guy again^

>>687115646
answer my fucking questions man...

In regards to "just fuckign look at me, i cant do anything". Shut the fuck up, your developing, your not worthness. start exercising man, it feels good and its an attractice feature.
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>>687116031
goddamnit stop being so fucking insecure.
that's the source of all your problems.
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go jack off and release your kid angst
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>>687113228
Beat the shit out of the edgy guy you fucking fag
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>>687115646
bro, you can do anything if you put effort into it.Don't be that edgy guy that shoots himself or the school.Trust me I have been through the same shit, but I just exercised every day and the next year, no one wanted to mess with me when they saw me.
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Maybe it does,ive never experienced being fit nor do i want to,i just want to slaughter them
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>>687116083
And if he lives in Norway I will fucking beat that bully into a bloody mess
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>>687113228
Go full fat rage and suffocate him with your belly
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>>687113228
admitting to being 15 hy no ban
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work out

fight back

make it clear that you arent an easy target

treat school like prison

dont let them win

if you an hero then you have to make it worthwhile, dont be a pussy
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>>687114001
>Ignore it...
Wrong answer, don't let them do whatever they want to you. Handle your shit and face them if you have to fight then learn to fight and beat up their face.
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Im fat but only 165cm
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>>687116352
And if you live in Kazakhstan, i will laugh at you
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>>687113228
an hero by cops! kill 'em all.
also, mods!
>15 years
enjoy you ban!
you better set a new record score up!
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Im from finland
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>>687116289
then fucking do it.
walk up to him, give him a fist to the face with no warning. why would you do him the favor of killing him and then having to deal with it yourself? edgy shittard is as insecure as you are.
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>>687113228
>Hurr durr i was being a autist
Newfag
You mean you were being a social outcast
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just concentrate on your studies and make big money when you start working
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>>687116477
>enjoy you ban!
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>>687116467
I will laugh at you for living in kazakhstan.
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>>687116465
Use that to your advantage, hit him in the balls with your fat cushy fingers.
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>>687116624
Fair enough
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>>687115646
Assuming this isn't bait. Get a new hair cut and glasses. If you can't afford those things get a job. Shower in the mornings and start caring about yourself. Once you start loving yourself others will follow. Believe me I've been down much of that road. I wasn't bullied but I wasn't anyone's friend either I was "that nice fat kid". Don't try to garner attention through negativity as that's all you'll get in kind. Hope this helps.
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You can't let other people control your life man. Grow a pair and stand up for yourself and kick their ass.
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>>687113228
since youre autistic ill give you a break. change schools, and always go home after school is over. Make sure to never speak to anyone ever again and for the love of god man the fuck up, or at least look the part so people never fuck with you again...
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Half of /b/ is underage
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Why is this faggot not b&? Mods? Janitors? Admins? Someone please clean our board
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>>687113228
It's fucking highschool kid. It sucks for most people grow a pair, harden up, deal with it. Grow up and move on with your life.
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>>687113228
You should definitely consider suicide. We don't need you accidentally procreating with some chick with downs 20 years from now after losing your virginity. Spare us your weak genes. I'm being serious, not edgy. I would kill you myself if I could get away with it clean.
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>>687116625
this. if you arent tall youre ball punching size.
stop the fucking insecurity.
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>>687116751
I fucking hope so
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>>687115646
It's ok op this used to be me. Ill post an after pic in a sec.
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>>687113228
Make fun of the kid for being gay since he touches your nipples
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do push ups everyday. dont fuck with anyone i know thats hard to understand but just try not to stand out. tell girl you like her. wait till end of highschool move on.

or shoot up the school. film it and post it.

your choices
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>>687113228
Bring a baseball bat to school. If he picks on you just go and grab the bat, chances are Edgy McCoolkid here is going to follow you. Threaten to swing at him, if the fucker gets cocky, smash his teeth out
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>>687116767
They want to see where this goes.
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>>687116873
fat beiber / 10
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If any swole anons live in your state you could get our dm and point us to bullies house and I'd totes kick a 15 year old bastards ass.
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I am in love with 2D characters.You situation couldn't be worse than mine
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At least im not a weeb
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>>687114911
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OP, where are you from?
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>>687116542
You know what to do

>>687116956
You should kill yourself
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>>687116873
Less than 2 years. Play a sport. I tried football. Im 1 year behind you, aswell. My brother weighed near 200 lbs, 6 months later, he weighs less than me. Im 180 lbs.
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>>687116956
nah man. this insecure pile of shit wishes his crush was 2D.
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>>687113850
sag mir wo du wohnst ich regel das
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>>687113228

>people are being idiots
>tease me but it doesn't bother me really
>should I kill myself?

wat?
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Thats an imoressive transformation,but i dont see myself doing it
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>>687117183
pic of face.
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>>687117183
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>>687117320
better, but need new haircut.
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>>687113228
in Ireland we have an expression for what to do in times of trouble. We say "throw digs". This essentially translates to indiscriminate punches. Doesn't really matter who you punch as long as they're what we call "fair digs" (no sucker punches, punching blind fellas etc) point is you always feel better after throwing a few digs
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>>687113228
Also don't shoot up the school that's fucking stupid, encourages political rhetoric about evil guns, and just makes you look like you were always an unstable loony autistic.

If you really want to take action just start throwing punches, don't get discouraged when you get hit back and if you lose brush yourself off take some time to recuperate and try again to kick his ass. Your persistence and lack of fucks to give will earn you rep and dissuade them from messing with you again. Most bullies change real quick when you punch them in the face.
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I dont want anyone to help me in real lufe,i came here for advice
I know /b/ is the worst place to go to but fuck it
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listen OP i was in a thread today were another anon kind of had the same problem but not as worse as yours hear is what you do

>find one of the guys address
>go to craigslist
>make an add saying glory whole in back yard and make sure to add the guys address
>try and hide a hidden camera in his house
>record as millions of faggots come to his house
>show everyone
>profit
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>>687117274
for the last fucking time.
fucking stop being so insecure.
just fucking do it.
>>687117461
you fucking shitnugget are getting tons of decent advice.
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>>687115646
Lol you are a fucking fagg XD
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>>687117526
holy shit i was there for that thread
that was fuckin funny
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I always thought shooting up the school was cool
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You have to fight him even if you lose at least you tried and you will gain dignity and respect if not from other people from yourself
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>>687117402
THIS. I'm American but my entire family is Irish or Irish descendant and we wholly agree with this sentiment. Most people are all talk and shit gets resolved real quick when you start throwing punches.
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>>687117526
^
This guy, he knows his shit.
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>>687114442
missed it by 2 mate so close
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On a day she's wearing a skirt, you should walk right up to your crush, stick your middle and ring finger right up her cunt, look her right in the eye, and stick those same fingers in your mouth and suck her taste off of them, then let her taste herself by kissing her. She will be yours from that day on. Then you'll have access to any bitch you want in that school.
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>>687117378
It used to be worse
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>>687113228
Grow a pair. I think "bullying" is just an excuse for people to be boring and stay still and not do shit
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Only thing i do now i look at memes all day
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People who get bullied deserve it for being faggots.

Stop being a faggot and you wont be bullied.
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>>687117796
you know what, keep your hair cut, just dont go back to that one.
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>>687117626
>Protip: It won't work
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If you are considering the shooting, The AA-12 is a good choice. It is an auto shotgun, has long range, you can put it into water for 15 mins and take it out, and it will still fire. It has springs in the shoulder grip so you feel little to no recoil. Watch a review on it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8
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>>687117942
newfag!
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>>687113228
So basically you're an underage fag. Get b& m8
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>>687117526
OPs best chance of getting popular after you done that make loads of memes about them being faggots the whole school will be your personal army and they wont bother you again

and best of all no violence
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>>687117774
This worked for me.
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>>687114665
This fucker right here has the right idea even if you lose the fight it'll hurt but it will be nothing in comparison to the feeling of respect that comes after trading blows with a guy. My best friend of many years was a guy I beat the piss out of in middle school for picking on me. Men and even boys becoming men form bonds when you fight young anon. OH ALSO as a side note I'm 6'2 185 lbs now but I was a fat little shit until the 11th grade. So it all works out in the end
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>>687113228
Honestly op just flip the fuck out and hit the kid.
Chances are the cock is doing it because he knows you won't do shit. Bullies like to pray on the weak because they know they can get away with it. Same shit happened to me everyday of middle school until finally I snapped and followed my bully home from the bus. Fucking beat his ass and almost got him killed (told him to fucking hit me if he's gonna continue this shit, dodged his punch threw him over my shoulder. His head landed within inches of a car in the road). You won't seem as beta if you stand up for yourself and have some god damn respect for yourself. Plus your crush will probably see you grow some balls and be more attracted to you. So just man up and tell the kid off or shoot up the place already.
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Im sorry and im really thankfull for your advice but i cant do it anymore
Thank you /b/
I ll go get the gun
>I know its not the right choice
>ill get the gun now
>sorry.jpg
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>>687118277
We all know you are too.
Stop pretending that someone cares about the 18+ limit.
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>>687118129
Stop. Or we will shut it down goyim.
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>>687113850
You are obviously just her friend.

Go work out lil nigga and your confidence and all other shit will start to workout.

Stop being a beta fag, you are un the best time of your life to get fit.
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>>687113228
Strangle him with rope and wear some gloves to not get caught
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Only aspiration i have is to make them pay,im packing now
If you think its bait search 'finland school shooting' in the next couple of days
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>>687118397
you know how this works. at least livestream then.
alternatively you could stop being an insecure little shit and just punch him.
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I will livestream it
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>>687118397
DON'T DO IT YOU LITTLE BITCH
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>>687118397
don't forget the wear a trench coat and fedora
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>>687118688
You won't, pussy.
Nice dubs tho.
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>>687118397
Don't you dare give up on life or shoot up another school this is why your country is going to shit America.
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>>687118850
This
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>>687118753
instead why don't you life stream this>>687117417
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>>687118850
No, do it naked and shout

"9gag made me do it!"
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>>687118914
i think he means this >>687117526
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>>687119002
Naked and fedora
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>>687118397
Do not do it.
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Man i feel relaxed
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OP whats the name of your school
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>>687119060
naked except for fedora, guy fawkes mask, socks and crocs.
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>>687119240
FBI detected
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Fuck me,i cant do it
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>>687119310
Yes, also leave a note at home that says "9gag made me do it"
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>>687115646
well, both ended with you dead. what is the difference?
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>>687113228
Either A. suck it up and ignore them - and I do mean ignore them, act as if they don't exist - or B. get the hell out of that school. Just don't kill yourself or anyone else. And don't fight them either. If you fight them, you're asking for even worse.

Also just try to not be an autist.
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I knew you were a pussy fag
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>>687118465
You really want him to die /b/, don't you? I mean, just no.
I had the same problems here and I never got out of them by physically fighting (and I tried). You know why? Because I sucked. Really. I couldn't do even the easiest gym stuff. I mean, I wasn't fat, but I were... Weak? Is that the word?
What saved me? I'll tell you my story.
This guy made fun of me. For no reason. He could make fun of me even for good things. He pretended to be my friend. And maybe he was in some way. But he was an absolute dick when he had another friend standing behind him. This other guy just laughed. He was the one with balls, not the bully. He did what he wanted without someone else's approval. We became friend. The bully didn't have his support anymore and he eventually stopped.
>Get the others support.
>Beat him at his own game.
>I don't know how you will, I made it by making people laugh with my jokes.
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>>687118397
Listen Simon don't believe in you, Believe in me!
Believe in the Simon that Kamina believes in!
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>>687119388
good
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My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot
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Only reason im not doing it is because of my family,but im changing schools
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>>687119388
im just saying don't shoot up the school but if your going to kill yourself at least go down with a fight
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>>687113228
Underageb&
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>>687113850
Get some normal looking glasses or contacts. You don't look that bad tbh
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>>687119553
well that's a simple solution
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Thanks
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You don't have to be stronger just a faster trigger finger
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>>687117320
Good job, dude! Keep it up.
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>>687119664
op, do you want me to teach you how to reply to a post?
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>>687113228
who took the picture
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I wont shoot it up,but ill still live my live as a faggot
I dont see myself changing in the near future
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>>687113228
YOU GET OFF OF 4CHAN, BECAUSE YOU ARE 15.
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Sneak up behind bully and bite his fucking ear right off his head, then hold him down and chew his nose off, then hate stamp his head until it's just a mess of bone, brain, skin and hair
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>>687119869
i bet 60% of 4chan is under 18 whats the fucking problem
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I calmed down guys,i dont care anymore
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>>687119869
SO ?!?!? YOURE ONLY 16 HEHEEHEHHE XDDDd
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>>687119966
>I calmed down guys,i dont care anymore
Triple dubs kek
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>>687113850

Ganz ehrlich?
Organisier dir ne ordentliche Brille, lass dir die Haare ordentlich von nem guten Friseur schneiden, rasier dir verdammt nochmal die Fresse und zwar mindestens so lange bis dir ein richtiger Bart wächst.
Das ist alles kurzfristig umsetzbar und kein Akt.
Fitnessstudio wär noch son Ding, aber sind wir ehrlich das wird nix.
Scheiß drauf was die Fotzen sagen, im Leben gibts nur eine handvoll Personen die zählen, auf alle andren kannste scheißen. Konzentrier dich auf die Leute die zu dir stehen.

Alternativ: Bei einer Schwanzlänge von über 20cm, pack das nächste mal wenn dir einer in der Pause dumm kommt den Riemen aus und mach den Ventilator. Damit wirst du legendär.


Oder du schieĂźt die Fotzen alle ĂĽber den Haufen. Mach das.
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>>687117942
wow! le EPIC MEEMEE XD
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i know this sounds gay and almost never works but have you tried to tell a teacher
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>>687114665
i use to get teased in hs slapped around even, tossed the guy 7 feet across the room in to some desks and fans, dude sucked my dick the rest of my time there
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>>687120225
>>687120225
>>687120225


im at the other side on the table because i was the one bullying back then, but i can tell you this only makes shit worse.
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>>687118397
>is sad about something you can change
>blames everyone else and wants to rampage

gg nice logic there for a 15 year old
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>>687120225
Read the post,even the teacher laughed
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>>687120225
That's suiciding basically. The class will be worse and if the teacher actually manage to calm them down they will do it behind his back
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>>687113228
you seem to be a person of extremes. both options you picked are the two extreme opposite ends of the spectrum. there is a vast ocean of options you could choose from in between that would be much better to pick from. calm down and center yourself. remove violence from your list of options. what do you think of then on what to do and how to handle it?
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Step 1: fuck off this site, underage b&
Step 2: kill you're self
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>>687120132
unterratierter Pfosten
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>>687120447
*yourself
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>>687120524
Nice maymay lol
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>>687120447
Nobody cares about age limits! If you still believe that minors won't click on a 18+ site then you are either stupid or blind.
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>>687120485

was ist denn mit dir?
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>>687120229
That's pretty gay, anon
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>>687120594
refer to
>>687120447
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>>687120132
this
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>>687113228
>Story time
>
>>be me
>>15 years
>>ugly and fat as fuck,165 cm tall
>>started high school like 8 months ago,everything is going fine
>>i was pretty autistic and didnt talk to many people except for the other ugly guy in the class
>>one day in english the teacher asked us to describe ourselves in a few words
>>i said "little ball of craziness" looking straight into my crushes eyes,who was standing beside me
>>tfw the whole class stars cracking jokes at me and crush,including the teacher
>>i was looking at my feet and i didnt dare looking up
>>whyme.jpg
>>every break i was talking to the crush and my sister
>>one of the edgy guys in the class stars making fun of me every time he sees us
>>whole class gathers around me and stars doing the same every time,but it doesnt bother me that much
>>one day he pushed me and crush together and told us to have sex,he touched my nipples,shoved me around
>>every day till then every one makes fun of me
>>fuckmylife.png
>>contemplating suicide,but im too much of a pussy
>>whatdo.jpg
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>
>So,what should i do?
>Im not gonna live my next 4 years of highshool being shamed every second
>Kill myself or shoot up the school?(my grandad has a nuce gun collection and i used the before)
>
>What do?
Whatever lil nigger....shoot up the school at least then the cocksuccckers won't make fun of you cause they'll be 6ft under and in pieces...no ones gonna ever forget you, you're the man, stop being a beta cuck
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twist,turn,weasel,run,hide.There are 100 ways to be a faggot.
only one way to be a man.
Stand ur fuckin ground and fight back,once that happens you can run your school.Bullies are fucking pussies once you show them a little reality.
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I worked out before,for about a month and i stopped,i just cand keep it going
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>>687113228
Alright OP, here is what you do: First of all, realise that this bitch is never gonna suck your dick, look at your dick, smile and want your dick or do anything to do with your dick (unless you count kicking it for fun). She is gonna just use your ass till you kleave. Sooner you understand this, the better your life will be. Next, beat the shit out of the edgy cunt. It literally does not matter if you win or lose (at least in my experience) just as long as you stand up for yourself. Finally, if you are that self concious then start finding out how to change your looks. I got upset with how I looked and asked a mate to help me, and now I'm more happy with my looks. I may not be a chubby fuck, but that's because metabolism. Anyway, need anymore advice? DO NOT ASK 4CHAN YOU AUTIST, OR ELSE YOU'LL GET SHIT ON
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>>687120775
>>687120775
>>687120775
>>Story time
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>>>be me
>>>15 years
>>>ugly and fat as fuck,165 cm tall
>>>started high school like 8 months ago,everything is going fine
>>>i was pretty autistic and didnt talk to many people except for the other ugly guy in the class
>>>one day in english the teacher asked us to describe ourselves in a few words
>>>isaid "little ball of craziness" looking straight into my crushes eyes,who was standing beside me
>>>tfw the whole class stars cracking jokes at me and crush,including the teacher
>>>i was looking at my feet and i didnt dare looking up
>>>whyme.jpg
>>>every break i was talking to the crush and my sister
>>>one of the edgy guys in the class stars making fun of me every time he sees us
>>>whole class gathers around me and stars doing the same every time,but it doesnt bother me that much
>>>one day he pushed me and crush together and told us to have sex,he touched my nipples,shoved me around
>>>every day till then every one makes fun of me
>>>fuckmylife.png
>>>contemplating suicide,but im too much of a pussy
>>>whatdo.jpg
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>>So,what should i do?
>>Im not gonna live my next 4 years of highshool being shamed every second
>>Kill myself or shoot up the school?(my grandad has a nuce gun collection and i used the before)
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>>What do?

>Whatever lil nigger....shoot up the school at least then the cocksuccckers won't make fun of you cause they'll be 6ft under and in pieces...no ones gonna ever forget you, you're the man, stop being a beta cuck


what what what what


>pic related
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>>687117588
i was there to did anyone screen cap it
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>>687113228
Beat him up. You may not have the muscle but you have anger and adrenaline on your side
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>>687118397
Two wrongs don't make a right. Everyone gets shit, its part of life, you just got to deal with. When I had troubles personally, I got counselling. It took a while but shit got better. It might help you out. Just don't be stupid and shoot up a school because you'll be remembered as the asshole.
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>>687113850
Not with that attitude..
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I wont shoot it up,thats the last resort,and i havent reached it yet,hopefully i will never have to
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>>687116956
I feel you Anon.
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>>687121427
plz learn how to reply to posts
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>>687121427


you cant let me down on this mr attention booooii!
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>>687115031
kek
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>>687121427
Well try everything you can and if it dosent pan out....i think we all know that's the only way out....like a man
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Shoot up school
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I know how to reply,but im not adressing the comment to someone respectively
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>>687121427
that shouldn't be a resort at all
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>>687121666
Satan trips have spokennn checked, kid...you saw
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>>687113228
just shoot up the school
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>>687121722
Hopefully ill get over it,and wont think about it ever again
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>>687113228
I remember the cringy things I did in high school OP. You just keep going and don't beat yourself up about the past cause what matters is the right now and you can change it. Also everyone is awkward in high school
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>>687121673
>Rape the kid who bullies you.
>Rape him to prove dominance.
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>>687121666
Checked...he is shooting it up, i believe in you kid, shoot that shit up
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>>687121959
I cant
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>>687121666
Satanic trip, its a sign...
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OP what is the name of your school
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>>687114292
Exactly, OP needs to shit or get off the pot. It's not going to happen, but he should at least try so he won't be a fucking cuck for the next four years.
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>>687122015
Change your attitude, and why can't you or won't you
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>>687114509
She's got a he jawline of a man.
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>>687122068
Its in a village
School number 88
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>>687122068
Don't reply to this cocksucksucker
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>>687113228

Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.

I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
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>>687120600
langeweile hier, ablenkung suchen
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Embrace the fact that you are faggot. They would never suspect that.
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>>687121802
I suffered anxiety back in secondary school, and i thought of doing similar things. Counselling helps a shit ton.
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>>687122228
I didnt tell him anything
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so what are planning on doing then OP
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>>687122295
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MODS
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>>687122295
nigger you cant benchpress shit, its easy to tell by your weak-ass forearms, keep doing your fruity-ass no-weight ab-crunches and shut your knobpolishing ass up
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>>687113228
Jesus you're a faggot. You get picked on because you let it happen, when I was your age I was a pretty cringey fat fuck myself, not as bad as you but I had my moments. But what made me a popular guy was the fact that I laughed everything off, I agreed with any hateful comments and couldn't be shit on. Back then being a troll wasnt as cringey as it is now, but that's why I was accepted as one of the 'cool kids' in later years, because I could dish shit out if needed which I didn't because I was normally nice, but I could take any amount of shit and laugh at it.
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>>687113840
I've heard so much good about Brazillian Ju Jitsu, I'm actually convinced to sign up for the class. Thanks OP
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