>>687113027
If you have to ask this question then you will undoubtedly embarrass yourself.

>>687113027
Wash your dick and have fun

>>687113027
Don't forget to put the balls in OP, very important.

Don't be nervous dude, don't think about it too much, if you do you will fuck up It's cool man, relax

>>687113277
noted

>>687113198
best advice.

>>687113027
take your time, if it's her first time too, ease in, don't go in too fast, also don't get nervous, you won't be able to get hard lol

>>687113027
I take it she knows you're a virgin?

>>687113027
>best tip

Jerk off before it, trust me if you don't wanna nut after 2min.

Just be yourself.

>>687114290

more like 20s

You've probably watched a lot of porn and she probably looks / acts nothing like that. Honestly, it'll be more awkward in just a fumbly, mutual way than you could even expect and that's just normal. Focus on getting her off instead of your own thing first and remember, most girls won't cum from sex. Slow, steady, long foreplay. Typically 4x as long as you want to think is necessary. And you can always take a sex break to do more oral or whatever. Inevitably you'll come no matter what so if you feel like she's not done, say thanks and smile and tell her you want to work on her now. The end

>>687114370
thanks man, great advice

>>687113027
fap 1hr before, so u dont cum so fast

>>687113027
Who dis? Semon demon?

>>687114370

>say thanks

I bet you say that to your dad when he cums in your ass every night you faggot

>>687114370
also lick butthole

>>687113027
Wash your dick, jerk off bout hour beforehand so u don't blow ur wad too early, foreplay, keep a rhythm she enjoys, if bout to come early change positions might buy u some time, have fun.

>>687113776
>Don't get nervous

Implying people can control their thoughts & emotions.

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>>687115735

Take your time. If you both have been preparing for having sex, you shouldn't have much trouble, honestly. If you're getting really excited: slow down and reset your pace.

>>687113027
Lol remember to take off all your clothes. She should be fully naked as well. Make her feel loved and secure, if even just for the night

girls hate lube.

they also hate less than 4 fingers....at least.

god speed OP

Don't say sorry for little performance stuff, like getting poopoo in her savvy locks of hair, just apologise if you stab it too quickly ya dig ;)

>>687117236
Kek

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remember to bring your fishin rag and ease up on the oil if you dont want your engine over heating, ask her what strokes are best fit
apply yourself

prepare your anus for large foreign objects until if stops hurting

like fish, a girl will die if she isn't wet during sex. be sure to pour water on her gills during intercourse OP. we believe in you.

if you jerk off frequently, then squeeze 2 of the first loads out. if you think your going to come quick then let it out, take a quick rest, clean and start again.

>>687114370
Please do not take this chance cucks advice. I've never heard anything this gay in my life.

Finger blast a bit if you want and then fuck. She's well tell if you're being a little boy pussy and taking care of her needs. Just fuck her good, cum after 2 or 3 minutes and cuddle. You're obviously young so you'll be able to go again after 20 mins.
Just don't be a little faggot.

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Honestly at this point you should have seen enough fuckibg porn to know what todo

be prepared to have the longest fucken feast of your life.... best way to make em wet faster, also make sure you shave before you eat em out

And jerk off the day of, you'll last longer... hopefully, works for me when i dont have any action for a few weeks

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>>687114370

>>687114370
dont listen to this guy what a fucking faggot

go jerk off to dating sims and let the real men talk to op

>>687113027
faggot

Give her a good hour of warm-up your first time because of not you'll probably get in over-excited, bust in 5 seconds, and cry yourself to sleep.
Source: my life.

>>687114290
>Jerk off before

Not just before, you might even have trouble getting a boner again. Give it a couple of hours or so.

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>>687118755

Don't jack off before because then you won't be able to do big cums. Just relax and don't try to trick her into this nuking you're not a Virgin if that's what you're trying to do because it won't work.

>>687114290
I jerked off about an hour and a half before my first time. Had about an hour of foreplay, and was able to fuck for about 15 minutes before I nutted. It was fantastic.

>>687113027
Lick her pussy untill she will cum, than fuck her. You will last for a minute or 2 but she will be happy after pussy licking.

It helps me stay fully torqued and last longer if I let out a constant "hhhhhhhhhhh" under my breath. Quiet but with a lot of force from your diaphragm and a tense throat. She won't notice if you do it right.

>>687113027
try to get your balls in

>>687113027
think about dead grandmas in their sundays finest saying prayer grace & drink about 18 beers (y)

>>687113027
I wonder what she thinks her back says, and also I wonder what her back actually says.

>>687117780
>>687118485
>faggots who can't spot comedy gold
Get the fuck out of here, we don't want you here

>>687115323
cannot stress this enough. People think its fucked, but honestly, the best way to make a chick cum is to eat that shit like a kebab

>>687113027
Don't have too much sex or your nutbladder will explode

>>687113027
Have had sex a lot of times op. Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. Wear protection, and don't expect to last forever during your first time. There's always round two.

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Ok OP I got you

first off dont jerk off before, youre gonna be nervous and itll be hard enough to keep it up

Start with making out with her, after a bit start to feel her up, when you feel like its been the right amount of time reach down and start to finger her for a bit

fingering her is VERY important it'll set the mood for how the sex is going to be. Dont take porn advice on this one, its not about as many fingers as possible ramming in and out quickly, its different than fucking her so don't think of them in the same way.

What you want to do is slowly put your middle finger in her pussy and kind of make like a come here motion with it. Be light at first but really get in there, then you can start getting quicker and quicker (Bonus Points if you can rub her clit during this)

After that have her suck you for a lil just to lubricate (dont cum here!!!!!!!) After that slide it in start slow and pick up speed. Keep in mind where that g spot is and see if you can hit it. One other thing ive had a lot of success with is if shes riding you on top have her lean back just a bit it'll hit her g spot nicely, rub her clit while doing this she'll lose her mind.

After that just have fun with it, switch positions pretty often and dont be afraid to smack her ass and talk dirty to her, be dominate but accommodating, once the actual fucking gets started its ok to be selfish

if you feel like you are going to cum too quickly pull out and eat her out for a minute to calm yourself down

when its time to nut try and cum in her mouth, its hot but mostly easier for clean up, pornos dont show the part after you jizz on her body when you go and get a paper towel to awkwardly wipe it up lol. cuddle with her after chicks dig it.

thats about all i got, just have fun with it, see if you can go without a condom but dont be discouraged if she makes you wear one

Every couple minutes, comfirm her consent verbally so its not rape.

Like every 3 or 4 minutes, ask "this is still consentual, correct?"

>>687113027
Wear a condom to decrease the sensation of a super wet vaj. Shit will make you nut faster than a tidal wave. Foreplay first. Watch some vids of g-spot stimulation and how to properly go down on her. If she is a fat, stinky piece of shit just spit on your hand and shove it in. If a woman can't take care of herself she is just a cum dumpster. If this girl is sexy and classy, you better get educated before you go in. It will make all the difference between a one time thing and a regular smash.

>>687113027
Try to be louder than she is. Otherwise she'll think you're not enjoying yourself.

>>687120357
also be vocal, dont be obnoxious but do make noises and grunts and shit, it'll turn her on which will turn you on.

communicate too, if shes breaking your dick let her know, dont be a beta male and take it just cuz youre glad to be here, you are the aplha and shes here for you

>>687120376
Kek , laughed so hard

Don't clench you ass. It will make you cum faster

ok fuck it, i'm on a beer break, i'll bite.

here's my tips for ya OP

>you'll be nervous, she'll be nervous, maybe less so if she is not a virgin. keep it light, be able to laugh at yourself, like if you can't take a bra off two-handed, let alone one (get a bra, practice, takes 5 mins to learn)
>variation is key. vary your kissing, don't full-on french her non-stop, go from light small kisses to both top and bottom lip, to a little tongue, to more
>build it up like monica says, 7, 7, 7
>kiss the neck, kiss the back of the neck, all round the throat and shoulders, makes bitches tingly
>ideally, just keep working down, kiss the stomach, move up and down the torso, pull her knickers off while you kiss her stomach
>goal is to dine at the Y
>big flat tongue, vary pressure
>when something works, stick with it. if she is getting real excited, don't vary - she will get pissed off if she is on the edge and you change tactics
>make her come with your tongue, she'll be dripping
>insert penile membrum and grab that ass.

good positions are:

>start with missionary
>lift legs up higher
>flip one leg over and fuck her on her side
>she'll move that into doggy if she wants
>if you are getting too excited, wrap your arms round her and roll sideways, ease her on top. women are generally shit on top but they will make it work for them

Protip: women like it when you are confident and powerful in bed. Doesn't matter much what you do, do it with conviction.

FIN

>>687114370
I don't even understand why people are making fun of this advice. It's probably the only advice here that'll get you laid multiple times. I say thanks when a girl makes me cum sometimes and they usually get all gushy about how adorable and polite it is. Most girls I fuck complain a lot about dudes who just bang and quit after a few minutes. It's not attractive and it's not very alpha. It's what teenagers tell themselves who can't last longer than a minute.

>>687121690
>i say thanks

fuck's sake mate

>>687113027
Do not thank her under any circumstances

>>687115001
Kek

>>687121773
but... but it works. and i usually take a while to get off.

>>687120996
This, have to keep it interesting for her.

No OP, don't jack off before
It's your first time so you want the best feeling ever, who gives a shit what some random slut thinks about you nutting in 30 seconds if it feels Godly for you

As for me, I didn't fap before. I fucked my first time for 2 hours (including foreplay and whatever). It turns out I have a hard time cumming. I actually didn't even cum. Maybe you'll have what I had.

Also, vaginas are pretty disgusting and women are cunts, so don't put her on a pedestal.

>>687122171
this. If you jack off first and take forever to cum and she knows you're a virgin, she'll either be disappointed in herself or assume you jack off to hentai 24/7.

put one finger in her anus, more will be too much for the first time.

my first time was so bad, i nutted as soon as i put it in, we laughed about though and it was cool after that so i wouldn't worry to much

>>687113027

PEEPEE GOES IN VEEJAY, BOULDERS GO IN POOPOO

>>687113027
Foreplay is the key my man,
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Do it until she can't bear it any longer then gently slip it in, you go too fast you'll nut, go too slow she'll pull you in. Just do what feels natural and by that I mean find a good rythmn and don't overthink it.

Pic of the lucky woman OP?

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>>687124191
Here you go

Don't try your luck with a pullout game, even if you don't finish you can still get to dad status.

>>687124493
I still don't understand the logic behind "pullout game" pre cum still contains more than enough semen to impregnate. Nigger logic aside no person in there right mind should ever do it unless they want kids that same year.