First time smoking weed, any tips? Also general stoner thread
dont get high on your own supply
The main things i'm interested in are
1) how many hits should i take
2) how long does the effect last
3) general things to know before doing it and things to avoid
pot is for losers and god damn hippies
>>687111024
google it dumb cunt
>>687111024
It depends on how much hits you take and how strong the strain is.
>>687111171
i am googling it, but i'm getting very mixed responses from different sites, so that's why i'm moving over to asking the anons of /b/
>>687110996
dont fuck around with strawberry
>>687110910
Smoked for over 20 years my rules are simple good friends good music and good food just keep goimg till u cant smoke no more and laugh your ass off
Don't try to hold it for long, avoid coughing fits.
>>687110910
Pick a different hobby
>>687111024
just take as many hits as you can
its usually around 30min - 1h and then you have the comedown
>>687111906
>just take as many hits as you can
it doesn't seem like an helpful tip at all, can anyone else confirm/deny this?
SLOWLY inhale when u first begin to hit and let the flame slowly distribute it's heat amongst all the other marijuana until the entire bowl has a reddish glow and deeply inhale.
>>687112027
Hes right bar the as many hits as poss. After 20/25 mins I'll light up again. Its horses for courses though, you can't do this wrong and if you do...
most important thing to do: bring food
>>687110910
Don't smoke too much or you will overdose
Odds are your first time won't be the best, it isn't for most people. All I can say is don't judge it until you've smoked on at least 2-3 different occasions.
Somehow you have to put the smokio inside your lungs
>>687111024
Do you have a picture of said weed and or know what strain it is op? The strain will effect your high
dont make a science out of it. Just smoke it like a cigarette
>being a degenerate
Kys
If it's your first time don't overdue it, weed may not agree with you.
Take a few hits then chill out and be patient. Keep food, drinks handy so you don't have to go out.
If you feel paranoid remind yourself that you're just high and watch tv / vidya to relax. Music will sound amazing. Have fun and enjoy yourself.
>>687111024
Depends on weed type too; sometimes weed is so strong that only with 2-3 hits u will be stoned af
>>687111604
This
Don't smoke too much! I smoked like a king size joint for the first time and freaked out. I found out later that i have a small tolerance to THC so that shit made me go in to a panic attack. I would suggest taking a few hits and wating 10 min to see how u feel and then go by that. Have some food on you and music and you should be fine. For me the high kicks in hard after 20 min and lasts for like an hour or two. Have fun m8.
Make sure there's nothing else you wanted to do with your brain ever again
>>687112591
>>687112655
>lasts for like an hour or two
That must be some pretty shit weed mate
>>687112814
Lol shut the fuck up
>>687112814
faggot
>>687112877
>>687112982
rude
>>687112843
True. Most of the time it is. It is hard to get even mid flowers here and they are fucking $$. So i am stuck with 2 hours of fun time hah.
>>687113154
u think i'm rude
>>687110910
dont drink alcohol before smoking if its your first time.
you could pass out or vomit, or both
>>687112469
No, i don't have a pic sadly, i let my friends handle all the buying because i don't know shit about it
>>687110910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
watch funny videos after like this
>>687112331
>>687111906
That's dumb as fuck.
Look OP it's like drinking, start that shit off slow or your tolerance will be completely fucked. Take a few (2 or 3) hits. Shouldn't take long for it to kick in, but everyone is a bit different, also depends on what you're smoking. Are you high (you'll know) yet?
If yes. Chill a bit, maybe take a few more as you come down.
If no. Hit it a couple more times.
Symptoms of being high.
1) Pink Floyd/Rap is now the greatest music of all time.
2) Eating 32 bean burritos from Taco Bell now sounds like a good idea.
3) Suddenly everyone is the funniest comedian of all time.
4) You have a deep philosophical argument with yourself about how a law against burning a plant is the stupidest thing you've ever heard.
5) What?
6) Dude, what day is it?
Consult the chart if you need assistance.
>>687111024
If it's your first time smoking, then you may not feel anything.
1) 2 or 3 and then wait for it to have an effect
2) For early smokers, ~4 hours
3) pull smoke into your mouth and then breathe in and fill your lungs; that's a drag. You want to make sure that the smoke is entering your lungs even though it feels caustic.
Be in a comfortable environment and relax.
>>687113732
Thanks a lot, i was thinking of just doing a single hit, do you think that's enough?
>>687113991
probably not
Not OP but I also have a question. My birthday is in two days so I'm celebrating with some of the most compact brown thing I've ever seen. I've never smoked any brown before and this looks so small, do i need to mix it with tobacco?
>>687113695
Ask your friends what strain you're buying/bought but for most weed you should have around 0.4g then chill for 20 minutes or so and see how you feel, if you think you can handle a bit more have another 0.2g max
>>687111024
>1
You have to inhale past the burning sensation. If you're a regular smoker you won't have a problem getting high. If you are smoking with a pipe, wait a while between hits so that you feel the kush, smoking a lot in a short time results in 'intense' highs, especially if it's sativa.
>2
4-6 hours
>3
The more you stress about getting caught, not feeling well or getting a mental illness on any drug, the less you will enjoy the high. Also, whatever you do, don't fall into stoner culture. It's pretty cancerous. Also, only take drugs when you're happy and in a stable position in life.
Just smoke up slow to start with and work it all out for yourself. Just don't smoke shit loads straight up man. It's literally the best. I am high on the daily and was mostly self taught. Just do some reading and watch some youtube videos on the subject there's some great youtubers out there specifically for weed stuff.
Oh and also please god equip yourself with some form of snacks because sweet fuck food is good.
Have a good spot to sit down.
You are gunna get really sleepy
>>687114173
Is brown hash? If yes, look up bottle hits.
>>687113991
Maybe. It really is different for everyone. It depends on what you're smoking. A single hit of some good shit can get you fairly blazed, a single hit of some ditchweed ain't gonna do shit.
Also, best said by >>687113741
>you may not feel anything
I've met a couple people like this. They usually have to smoke a few time before they get high. Most get it on the first time though.
>>687113672
I do that every time I drink alcohol
>>687114437
Not sure if hash or crystal, think its crystal doe
>>687114488
My first time smoking, I smoked over a gram and just became slightly forgetful for ~an hour.
>>687114630
smoke weed or passout/vomit?
>>687114773
Pass out and vomit
Just keep water/soda near u, ur mouth gonna be drier than sahara
>>687113991
Oh, and you might start with a one hitter, a joint, maybe a small bubbler even. Huge bongs, G bongs, hookahs, fat blunts are like advanced level shit.
>>687110910
Do not do that, i started smoking when i was 17, now (28) i cant remember birthdays of people form my own family. Smartphone is like part of my brain now, cos i use it like memory. If you will smoke everyday for 10 years it will mess you up good. For me there is nothing more interesting than smoking weed, for example i prefer sitting alone in the house playing Skyrim on weed than go out with friends to pub, gokarts, paintball or whatever. My gf told me to choose her or weed. I am 2 months sober now :D (she thinks that cos i smoke when she is not around)
>>687114769
Then that wasn't weed
>>687113324
yes
>>687114941
Fucking this*1000 to the power of infinity.
>>687115037
It absolutely was. My friend got blasted. Some people don't get high their first (few) time(s).
Second time, I was hallucinating because I took a massive hit from a bowl.
It's weed, have junk food and soda close. Andd something watch or play. Depends on what grade you have as far as length and potency. In my opinion it never lasts long enough.
>>687114747
Picture?
>>687115020
gz on getting sober, but smoking once or twice every other month won't make you addicted, unless you've been addicted before
smoke it like cigarette
half gram is enough for begginer ( depends on quality)
you're probably be stoned for fee hours
for first timer is better to do nothing when u'r stoned
>>687111024
This isn't an acid trip. Smoke it till its gone and sit back laugh a little and chill
>>687115311
Not my actual weed, not at home atm but kind of like this but more compact, imagine cinnamon powder mushed together
Anyone know a thing or two about amphetemine salts? Need some help...
>>687115137
Show me your entire Lucy folder now
OP, most of these people don't remember how scary being on a substance like weed can be for the first time. It can be very frightening if you let it/ if you take too much.
>>687115770
wouldnt advise them, stick to adderall if you want amphetamines
>>687115324
I smoke for 10 years, there were some breaks for week or two, but i am definitly addicted. When i dont have some to smoke i am sad as fuck. But when there is small chance to get high i feel much happier. Its like on/off switch, if i have it = happy if i dont have it = depressed.
>>687115748
>cinnamon powder
true love brother never heard this discription of hash
hash is better to start, have fun m8
>>687115898
No adderal at the moment. All I have is some 25g amphetemine salts, xr.
Was thinking of taking tumbs 10 minutes beforehand. Still debating wether to chew the beads or crush and dissolve in water.
>>687110910
I have a doctorate in nursing people through their first time smoking.
I have a theory that your cillia will prevent any first attempt at getting high via smoking by stopping the smoke from reaching your lungs. This is a normal response. It doesn't take long for your body to learn that smoke isn't always a bad thing.
Having someone on hand who is more experienced is excellent.
Take a small hit, and wait one to five minutes. Have water handy, because you will be coughing like a little bitch. Then try again. Rinse and repeat, and I guarantee you will get high your first time smoking.
>How many hits should I take?
As with your next question, it depends. Some factors to consider are:
The potency of what you are smoking
What you are smoking out of
Body weight
Gender
If you follow my previous advice, you shouldn't worry about it. It's not going to take much to get your properly stoned your first time.
>How long does the effect last?
The factors above play into this, but generally speaking anywhere from one to three hours is the norm.
>General things to know before doing it and things to avoid
Try and maintain some semblance of common sense. Do what you normally do to have fun, and enjoy it being significantly better.
>>687116283
ok ty, not first time though I usually have green
sry for description london isn't my first city
>>687110910
pace yourself, don't green out
>>687115811
Don't judge too harsh, I'm still working on it
>>687117373
ahahahhhaa i fuckin love you man
lucy is so cute
>>687110910
INHALE FIRST
>>687110910
Stay hydrated you'll get a really drie mouth
>>687110910
>weed
Don't do it, weed will lead to other drugs abuse, you will mess up your brain and face.
>>687117373
glorious
>>687111024
>as many as you can hold without wasting smoke
>a day
>music & a nice drink, comfy clothes & shoes
>>687117590
or listen to carl hart, an actuall proffesor on the subject, who isnt basing his opinions on biased misinformation.
only reasons why people belive this shit is political agenda or religious dishonest ones.
>>687117590
>weed will lead to other drugs abuse
only if you're clinically retarded and can't fucking control yourself
>>687117590
haha fucking faggot still lives behind the moon
>>687118031
cannabis (soft) is actually more likely to have the opposite effect in the sense its using drugs in (hard)
>>687118031
and if you are going off the rails you can use shrooms or dmt, to help you cure addiction more effectively than anything else.
>>687110910
If you feel too high, sit down & chill out, weed can't hurt you. Also, you're going to laugh at EVERYTHING, so be careful when you're eating food, oh, and the munchies will be strong with you OP, so make sure you have food in your house. Take up to three hits, and chill out, see how you feel, and then decide what to do from there.
>>687118031
yeah its like sure, but we know why.
if you are only using drugs to desperatly escape from reality, then of course you are going to want stronger and stronger shit.
its not like the fucking cannabis is taking controll of your brain and making you do this shit, its just helpless people with no purpose in life, clinging to whatever they can get.
it might mess a bit with hormone supplements not really confirmed though
http://m.phys.org/news/2009-06-cannabis-human-dna.html
Just some reading for the pot heads....
Afterwards I want you all to realize that smoking makes you a GMO.
>>687118716
>the cannabis jitters days
>>687118716
>if you are only using drugs to desperatly escape from reality, then of course you are going to want stronger and stronger shit
my point exactly, if you're looking for something trippy you'll try something trippy regardless
I've tried shrooms, not my thing
acid is cool but you need to make sure it's quality shit and you have some time to recover
>>687119098
>found "convincing evidence"
evidence =/= proof
Even if it did, who cares? Pass the joint.
>>687119098
This is just theory dude
>>687110910
>First time smoking weed, any tips
yeah don't smoke too often
1) just a couple,and dont inhalate extra deep or keep the smoke in longer then you would when smoking a fag
2) the strong effects last about 2 hours then there are some after effects that can last from 3 to 6 hours id say
3) also you might not notice a lot the first time, i have no idea why but many people i know said the same. so i hope you feel it but dont be dissapointed if you dont because the 2nd or 3rd time you smoke it will hit you no worries ;)
>>687113672
My first time smoking I was pretty buzzed. I only took like 3 hits and it was a pipe and not a bong (not sure i there is a difference)
I didn't feel sick at all and once I was high it was a pleasant experience. All I had before was some wine, and I was sipping tequila when I took my first hit.
Would if have been different if I was more drunk?
>>687119098
>T-think about yer children!
>implying our future generations aren't already fucked via food contaminants, water pollution, radiation, feminism, politics, national debt, corruption, taxes, etc.
>Implying synthesized medicine is any better.
>Implying we haven't been using cannabis in cough medicine untill ~70 years ago when it was replaced with even more cancerous opioids (legal meth)
Faggot
>>687119828
>pipe and not a bong
>not sure i there is a difference
Pic related.
>Would if have been different if I was more drunk?
Probably.
>>687119098
no shit dude smoke is always bad, just dont smoke anything be a vapefag and vape it
1 full inhale is probably the same as about 2 beers.
>>687120153
>Implying vaping is any better
>>687115663
underrated comment.
just fucking blaze it faggot, you won't die.
actually maybe 1
maybe a heavy.
>>687119828
smoking after you had a fjew drink can be quite risky, you can get 'stronken' (wich is high and drunk at the same time) as we say in holland but you can get pretty nauseous too
>>687110910
don't smoke anything that has a name
depends on the person
id rather smoke 20 hits of pot then drink 10 beers.
u come down like shit from the sugar and chemicals and piss itself compared to a cruisy comfy landing and based on who you are greater performance while ur up (not sugar, barley, hops) but rather endocannabinoids... humanities evolutionary partner for 800,000 recorded years of history.. it got us this far.
yeah shrooms are nice.
dmts nice.
acids something.
but it depends on the individual, for me, pot suits.
>>687120071
I know how they look, I meant how much you get high. I heard you get less high with bongs unless you take in a LOT of smoke because the water filters stuff out
>am a complete noob
>>687110910
Don't.
>>687120342
>'stronken'
That's cool, didn't know that.
We call it 'droned' (drunk+stoned) in the US.
smoke.
smoke it up baby!
then go on YouTube and watch Pink Elephants on Parade.
>>687120571
droned sounds better IMO especially because you feel like one when you are droned
cannabis heals
cannabis is god
>>687120571
I've heard the term "Crossfaded" sounds better
>>687110910
Be aware that it might make you really sleepy especially when you come down. It doesn't happen to everyone, but I almost always need to go for a nap when I smoke up.
First timss aren't always the best, keep that in mind. If you find yourself getting paranoid just stop, think to yourself "I'm just high right now", throw on some music, TV, video games, that ever and relax. Nothing bad is going to happen.
