Shameless self bumb

I'm actually pretty lonely. Not in a physical way, but emotionally, I guess. I've really missed having someone to talk to, so it's good to get back into it, haha.

I guess extroverts like me need that kind of stuff, haha.

I'm thinking I might watch updog later tonight.

>>687109257
Yeah I just ripped a nice stinky fart too. You should come over

>>687110083
Rollando

Yeah the flash is hot, will be keeping my hand busy if you know what i mean ;)

>>687110117
Rollerino

Totally random memory: When I was 5 I was walking around town looking at other people. Suddenly it hit me, all of these people are walking around just like me. They are watching the word through their eyes, just like I was.

What I'm getting at is that I have been self aware for a long time now, and I feel like that edges out the competition in terms of courting you.

>>687110135
roll

>>687110156
Roll

>>687109257
Beta faggot confirmed

>>687110195
Rolllll

That hole gorilla thing that happend at the zoo was soo sad

I'm gonna put peanutbutter on my dick and have the dog lick it off... care to join him?

>>687110135
RoII

>>687110135
Rolls

Do you ever feel like you don't really belong?

>>687110253
rerolling

>>687109257
Shut up and show me dat ass

>>687110135
rollin

I can't believe the underwhelming financial state of Egypt currently

Once when I was 5, my dad dressed up as the flash and molested me.

>>687109936
This one

So you tryna get that farter fingered?

>>687110322
Gay Winrar

>>687110253
rerolling again

>>687110322
Winrar

>>687110322
Winrar

Yeah but hey, I'm going to masturbate to you. Can you plz send me a more revealing picture? Thanks babe

What are you doing this weekend?

I was thinking of letting loose a bit at mine.

I've gotten my hands on some MDMA. You interested?

>>687110322
Kek

>>687110422
Fuckin one shot

>>687110422
Another one

Sorry, that message was supposed to be for somebody else.

I'm crying

>>687110253
rerolling one more time

>>687110507
rerollllllll

before we get into anything serious i feel you should know im damaged goods, my dad molested me as a child and when he did it he dressed up as the flash, ever since ive only been able to get off whilst watching it. now ive got that off my chest, fancy watching a movie some time?

>>687110422
Winwar

I have too many thoughts racing through my head. Ignore me.

Hey baby could I interest you in some FUCK!?

i once pissed on a turtle and its tearing me apart

Extremely disappointed as there's been no flashing yet. Wanna come over and we can put that right?

Had to put my dog down last week. She struggled so much but eventually she gave in to my strength

I'm sorry. I just get a bit nervous talking to cute girls, haha. It's actually really embarrassing, because they think I'm just talking shit, but I'm not.

What are you up to?

>>687110083
Rolling around

I want to ruthlessly fuck you like an animal

>>687110648
cringe af

When OP doesn't deliver

>>687110083
wtfroll

>>687110708
Roll

Since I'm watching the flash, how about you give me some flash? If you know what I mean ;)
(your boobies)

There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
> no der
Oh I forgot the U R A QT
> eerrr derr still only 25
U get that D later hoe

Do it nerd, works all the time

>>687110777
Trips.

>>687110598
Roll

I really want to help those poor aid niggers in africa

>>687110777
WINRAR

>>687110777
do it for the trips

>>687110777
Ayyyyyy

>>687110777
trips = winrar

>>687110777
drop the (your boobies) part and it's perfect

Delivrar op, u cheecky cunt

>>687110777

well, here ya go

OP needs to lurk more and quit being a puss. You only do this with bitches you don't like.

>>687110919

agree

>>687110919
>this

Let me shove a hamster up your ass

>>687110919
Its ok, she might be mentally retarded

Amber, that's a really beautiful name.

You know how the mosquitoes in Jurassic Park get stuck in the amber tree sap?

Well, I want my dick to be caught in you. You're like the tree sap, and I'm the mosquito. Your name is the park that links it together, haha.

This would work a lot better in person. Did you want to meet up soon?

>>687109936
roll

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If dubs,' my uncle and dad once dressed me up in grandma's clothes and molested me in turns'

OP is fag, no delivery

>>687111195
So fucking close!
Roll anyway

>>687111195
Roll

>>687109257
You wanna come over and peg me?

>>687110337
Roll

>>687111157
reroll

>>687111332
roollll

>>687111157
are you a faggot? because it sounds like it

>>687111332
ROLL

>>687110337
Roll

>>687111399
waste of a dubs

>>687111399
get trolld xD

>>687111157
rollerino

>>687109257
I'm wanking pretty hard to your display pic

>>687111332
rollerino

>>687111477
Waste of dubs

>>687111332
roll em

>>687111534
re roll

>>687111332
if OP gets laid because of this then that basically means we got laid through proxy so this

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>>687110777

>>687111332
lmao "peg"
This

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Trips overrule the dubs

>>687111477

waste of a dubs

>>687111332
rolling

>>687111739
>oh I'm not a virgin
>Sees noodz on /b/
>Yesss! I just got laid mom

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>>687111332
This

>>687111988
nice to see summer fags falling for obvious bait

>>687111843
Fuck, I'm sorry. My douchebag friend took my phone off me. I'm not like that, I swear.

If anything, it's me who would be doing the flashing! :D

>>687111843
you suck at delivering on time.

OP IS AN FAGGOT

>>687112098
Trying too hard

.>>687112181
reroll

>>687110777
aww yea

GET THREAD
>>687111004

before we do anything else, I just want to make sure that you have not even one drop of nigger blood in you. can you confirm?

>>687112158
Nice to see summer fags talking about shit they apparently know nothing about

My last girlfriend gave me the nickname, "The Flash" ;)

Haha, I've gotten much better since then, so don't worry!

Sorry, I've had one too many to drink.

You probably get the creepy shit a lot. It must be hard being a girl on here, let alone a good looking one.

>>687112355
>>687111988
samefag with a dubs algorithm

I have a kink about dressing up as Batman during sex. Have you ever dreamt of getting fucked by The Bat?

if I send a dick pic will you send a picture of your ass juice?

I just noticed your nose looks like a clitoris. It's cute!

Ever been with a guy who can suck his own dick?

Let me tell you, it has made my previous girlfriends really jealous and makes them feel inadequate.
Most of them broke up with me shortly after finding out because they know they'd be nothing compared to me.

>>687112604
Roll

>>687112917
roll

>>687111843
i want to use your blubber to light candles for 20 years

Haha, I'm talking to this girl Amber at the moment. I'm getting my online pals to say random shit to her. Let's see how long I can keep it going before she finds out.

Just so you know I'm screencapping all our conversations in case you cry rape later.

Sorry, my acustic brother took my phone away

>>687113381
reroll

>>687109936
lol

Do you take bitcoin?

>>687112604
Roll

>>687113455
>>687113577
double winrar

Fuck OP.

Photoshop your screenshots faster.