i see 1 nigger per year maybe on the streets

I weigh 85 KG and I'm 186CM tall.
Fuck y'all imperial bullshit

>>687108781
i can jog

>>687108781
i have unmutilated cock. fuck your jew-cocks

Nobody in our country has over 25% bodyfat

>>687108931
I need to know where you are from anon

>>687108781
And i dont eat happy meals for breakfast

I know metric system

>>687108781
the only reason we were there was to clean up the mess france made. as usual.

>>687108781

>Owning guns are illegal for civilians. School shootings ain't a thing.

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We are smart enough to employ the metric system

I read news from other countries

>>687108781
We have Kangaroo's fam.

>>687108781

>Our country didn't develop a phobia for an entire major religion and ethnicity after a minor extremist group we had initially funded got out of control and bombed a tower.

>>687108781
I have healthcare that pays from taxes

Я доказал?

I eat irish potatoes, greek yogurt and french fries.

Obviously not American lmao

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Cuck Prime Minister

>>687108781
>guaranteed replies

>>687108781
I speak three languages, i can point out countries on a map and i use the metric system.

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>>687109855

The Catholic Church has an influence on our government.

>>687110246
Oh yeah where is belize?

>>687108781
i'm not fat

>>687110355
A small country in the caribbean

31/05/16

>>687108781
i'm not autism

>>687110302
>4 candles = jew shit
?
>>687108781
my country can destroy 4 countries in 6 day

Earth is not the center of the universe.
The sun is a star.
América is a continent not a country.

>>687110508
Which is? Is it an island nation?

>>687110302
I didn't know donald trump used 4chan

>>687108781
i love 9/11 its the best holiday

>>687110618
No, it´s a central american country next to Guatemala.

>>687110704
How much of the internet did you use to answer?

>>687108781
To be this mad

>>687110561
this

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>>687110302
menorah has 7 candles kek
>muh same shit
well in that case, all americans are fat and heat hotdogs. oh, a vegan? same shit.

>>687110879
Do euros not heat hotdogs?

>>687110801
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.

I don't own a gun.

>>687110947
Where is burma?

>>687110302
Being this 'murican
>Muh freedoms

>>687110747
>implying the moon myth is real

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I only poop on designated shitting streets.

>>687111009
In asia, bordering Thailand, also known as myanmar.

Has budhist monks killing muslims

>>687110508
Oh another nignog pishposh country. That can't decide if your a spic or monkey

I don't care about a gorilla that was shot to save a child

>>687111166
What country was refered to as french Polynesia?

>>687108781
American here. Near perfect BMI(24 even tho that shits rigged). Don't eat fast food. Have job. Own home. Several guns. Never shot anyone. Freedom of speech. Freedom of press. No Muslims in my area. Because of the state I live in I'm free to pretty much live how I see fit and don't have to worry about nanny govt getting in my shit. Great healthcare that I provided for my family because I'm not poor. Nationalism isn't frowned upon because we don't have Merle's cucking our shit right up. Come on here on break and see europoors try to justify their existence by ragging on Americans. Have fun with that sharia law friends. Also don't forget to start brushing your teeth soon. And how's that comedian doing that called ergodan a goat fucker? They ship him to turkey or where the fuck ever because no freedom of speech/press?

>>687111247
yup

The prison population in my country is measured with 5 digits rather than 7

>>687111277
Merkel*. Not Merle's.

>>687108781
Centimeters, meters, liters...shall I continue?

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Our country is full of UN cucks who let in illegal sandniggers and didn't expect anything to go wrong.

>>687111325
And your countrys population is measured the same way

>>687111411
Well yeah, this IS Australia we're talking about

>>687108781
i don't require modified corn starch to eat

>>687109855
as a 'merifat myself i would much prefer the metric system

I am a 6'1 260lb red blooded fucking American. THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!! We love guns, hell I have like 20 and always carry. I drive a 4x4 Ford truck AND an AWD Audi while building a beautiful 69 Chevy Camaro in my garage. I eat biscuits and sausage gravy with bacon and more sausage for breakfast, then I fuck my white 200lb wife preparing for my 5th hillbilly ass backwoods redneck child. Then I drink Busch beer all fucking day long while I go hunting with my buddies shootin coons and boar. After that I'll spend the evening throwing chicken, steak, hot dogs, and greasy thick cheeseburgers on the grill while drinking more Busch and hoping that Kyle Busch kicks everybody else's ass in NASCAR. You all motherfuckers are just pissed off that you live in your third world countries fucking your goats and shit. You're all just mad we kick all your asses in war, ain't none of you got what it takes to be a true American. Trump will be the president and he'll drop nukes on all your asses. Fuck your meters, fuck your kgs and cms. MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! Bleed RED WHITE AND MOTHER FUCKING BLUE TOWEL NIGGERS!!!

>>687108781
You eurofags must really h8 us? How are those fugees workin out for ya m80?

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My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!
2
My native country, thee,
Land of the noble free,
Thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills;
My heart with rapture thrills,
Like that above.

3
Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.

4
Our fathers' God to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To Thee we sing.
Long may our land be bright,
With freedom's holy light,
Protect us by Thy might,
Great God our King.

>>687108781
Norway. There you go

>>687111276
Bunch of Islands in the sea east of australia

>>687108781
Im not fat

>>687111507
So you agree that a country with a larger population will more than likely have a larger prison population than a smaller country?

>>687110302
>america literally is run by jews

But sure thing pal

>>687111599
tahiti

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I can own guns... oh wait. Shit.

>>687111560
normal americans hate these americans.

>>687108781
i wear 44 number shoes

I needed to got to the clinic for stitches and didn't have to re mortgage my home.

>>687111708
You have 44 feet?

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>>687110602
This. American scientists are so fucking bigoted and retarded I can't even

>>687111666
Fucking checked. And true. Pic related

>>687111752
You clearly dont understand the usa healthcare system

>>687110138
Still better than a nigger in office

I make more than 200k a year and am not poor. Oh shit. Wait.

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>being an americuck

kek

>>687111866
Europe is sandnigger heaven.

>>687111909
I don't pay more than 40% in taxes. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687108781
I cook my own food

>>687111909
You the gun guy too? Hot damn it's great to live in the land of opportunity.

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>>687108781
I'm From muthafukin Russia
[spoiler]be amershit much better. Enjoy it , STUPID americans[/spoiler]

>>687108781
No, it just cried until the americafats bail you out.

>>687111701
I dont you libcuck faggot. I love that red blooded faggot Go to canuckland and feelthebern of socialsim up there.

>>687111997
I can post pictures of my butter knives on Facebook and not have my door kicked in and be shipped off to the gulag. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687111802
Disgusting antisemitic piece of shit. Enjoy your fugees.

>>687111924
Shoop said UK originally

>We don't have a military
>We are all cucks
>We all have shitty teeth
>We suckle America's cock as it's our strong arm
>Europe

>>687112250
sure it did americuck

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I don't let illegal towelheads into my country, have money, and don't hold national conferences about feminism in entertainment. Oh shit wait.

>>687112364
>being this butthurt

>>687110747
you haven't been to the moon for years you fool

and what did you bring back of use? fucking rocks, and you have enough of them in your head

people from europe all live in tiny old moldy ass houses.. who do u guys think youre kidding that shits just gonna get moldier every year good luck with your mold aids europe poor ass jealous weirdo fucks

>>687112410
Don't worry anon, they will all die one day childless and alone.

>>687112436
>sucking american cock this hard
Kick us out of your country if you hate us so much

I'm skinny

>>687111277
>Also don't forget to start brushing your teeth soon

not realising US has pretty average to poor dental hygiene

I can say and do whatever the fuck I want. I can own guns because I was born with the right. I can own a business without the government taking half of my profits. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687112410
There's not a knife attack every 4 seconds because guns were not banned and people are allowed to defend themselves against violence. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687112620
>inplying there are countries with good dental hygeine

I don't have a nigger as my leader.

My country has had less muslim attacks than the US

>fucking top kek

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>>687112508
>being this jealous of American accomplishments

Stay mad eurofag

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>>687108781
Ich bin ein Berliner

>>687112718
I think he's just butthurt. I was ragging on the stereotypical British mouth.

I'm not inbred with fucked up teeth and genes from years of keeping the bloodlines pure. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687112790
>slav detected

Our skyscrapers can stay upright for more than 35 years

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I can kill somebody and get away with it with a good lawyer and the right amount of money. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687108781
I know where is Europe

>>687113177
Damn you are really reaching for this joke.

i can call nigger "nigger"

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ATTENTION ALL WHITE EUROPEANS:
Your motherland has been overrun by muslims and your governments have BETRAYED you. COME TO AMERICA. FIGHT FOR A PLACE WORTH SAVING. THERES SPACE FOR ALL HERE. I MYSELF OWN 25 ACRES OF PRIME FARMLAND ON A MEAGER INCOME. ITS INCREDIBLY EASY TO GET AHEAD HERE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT. DO THE RIGHT THING MY EUROPEAN BROTHERS. COME HERE AND YOU'LL NEVER REGRET IT.

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Weil ich Deutscher bin ihr Kackneger

>>687113238
If I shoot, pepper spray, or tazer someone for trying to rape or kill me I won't be charged with murder/assault. Oh shit. Wait

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I live more than a short drive from Muslim extremists whom want to kill me. Oh shit. Wait.

it's June right now

>>687113090
even great britbong has had less than US

>>687108781
My flag is not red and blue and have no gay stars on it

>>687111666
Satan is right

>>687113400
If I go on tv and call ergodan a goatfucker, my president won't ship me to turkey. Oh shit. Wait.

my great grandfather bought a 1200 square foot house. my children will have a morage burning party when they turn 65!

>>687113517
What in the past year?

>>687108781
My country aint completly manipulated by corps to make every child fat and adicted to food for the rest of theirs lives to keep the cash flowing

You know you're on top when every shit country cries about you all day

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DO NOT WASTE ANOTHER MOMENT. COME TO AMERICA ILLEGALLY IF YOU HAVE TO WE MUST UNITE IF WE ARE TO SURVIVE.

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>>687113810
This
God bless the USA

I've never been murdered by Ak47 wielding moose limbs during any concert I've attended. Oh shit. Wait.

Just about every one of my countries 50 sovernties is larger than one country in Europe. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687110879
You would know, fucking jew.

I've only had 1 burger this month and it was with lettuce, tomatoes, a bit of some kinda nice Italian garlic sauce, two fresh and soft pieces of bread, the bun cooked to perfection on the grill, not seeping too much with fat and full of that nice, properly marinated taste. Hmmmm good, non processed shite. The best.

It was also only about the size of my fist, so there's that. America, cut your fucking portion sizes down, damn!

>>687113935
Never baguette

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>>687109934

> implying we didnt do this to ourselves to stir up fear
>murrica!

I've never been shipped off to the east to be gassed and burned. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687114160
Nobody cares anon.

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>>687108781
I do not come from a country that produced this.

Our last school shooting was in 1996

My county hasn't been invaded by a foreign power in 200 plus years. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687114343
Fat fucking Americanski detected

I don't shitpost about h8ing mericans because I have penis envy. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687114623
Yep

>>687114378
pussys

>>687114452
This actually pretty pathetic about Europe. I mean how many of them needed Americas help? Not once, but twice in the last 100 years. Fuck it must suck to be a Eurofag

Where I come from, we drink real beer

I'm from Europe. #rekt

>>687108781
I know more about geography then just my own country and the neighboring countries.

>>687114668
My country doesn't have child soldiers. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687115014
Your country does?

>>687115109
No

>>687111666
SATAN HAS SPOKEN

>>687108781
The only people I've seen use mobility scooters are old people.

>>687114938
Oh yeah? What is the 3rd largest municipality in the world based off of population and density? You have 20 seconds

>>687108781
at least our gene pool is clean

My grandfather isn't ashamed to admit killing soldiers in WW2. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687115217
Whats your point then?

> My country liberated itself back when it was Yugoslavia

>>687115437
You missed the joke.

My country isn't being invaded by mud slimes. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687112887

fuck those are good

>>687115665
Which is? Alot of your oh shit wait jokes arent really landing, and this one really didnt

>>687109813
Why wouldn't you not want to own a gun

>>687115842
This point of this thread is to prove you aren't American. The "oh shit. Wait" part of the joke is actually proving you're an American.

Joke
You

>>687115913
Coz I dont want to kill people and/or be killed ?

>>687115842
The whole joke is op said prove you're not American. We're(cause it's not just me) posting things that prove we are in fact American and the "oh shit wait" part is the joke acknowledgement that we are in fact American and didn't do the thing op wanted us to do

>>687116042
>in Europe

>>687116017
Yeah but child soliders only really apply to a select few countries, countries that arent on 4chan. The joke is flat m8

>>687116042
>Getting cucked by Muslims
>Can't even have a military
>Leader is a weak woman
>That “Economy” actually belongs to the Jewish EU
>Implying any European country still has its identity
Oh man, how times have changed

>>687114938
still having trouble with the Queens language though

>>687116135
Yeah but that one wasnt good, very flat.

ITT: jelly fags from irrelevant countries

>>687116116
Would you rather die at the hands of a knife wielding criminal or have a leg up that might save your life or someone else's life?

>>687110588
It was three unprepared armies in 5 days, kike.

>>687116210
German people are better educated and generally in good mental shape compared to amerifats. Im Polish, the country they ocuppied twice and I can say I can respect german people for eho they are and only laugh at americans for being so stupid.

>>687116579
>germans are intelligent
Sure

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>>687108781
> I'm not white trash or obese.

>prove you're not American

I live in Sydney

>>687116579
Well you're Polish so your opinion doesn't really matter

Sorry man

>>687108781
i know how pizza taste like

>>687108781
Healthcare

>>687113779
overall

you've had at least 3 now

we've had 2

>>687116116
Why not I'd shoot a nigger if he tried robbing me

My country didn't make certain types of porn illegal because its oppressive to women. Oh shit. Wait.

>>687116381
I got my peper spray even now right next to me, its more than enough. You cant really do anything but cry and spit after getting hit with it in the face. I dont see the point of carring a gun with you unless you are carring a lot of money to a bank or something, maybe carry a bomb under your shirt so if somebody kills you you can take them with you ?

Its winter right now where i live

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>>687116706
You seem to be somewhat retarded as you're implying that among the 5 million people with permanent residence in Sydney, there's not a single American citizen.

>>687116887
No niggers in my country, saw mb 2 in my 22 years of living here.

>>687115359
>3rd largest municipality
Well i dont know for sure, but i am guessing, Bombay, Hong kong, Shanghai, Beijing, Rawalpindi, Tokyo and maybe New york should be up there. One of those i guess?
My point beeing i have not met a american that can on a blind map(at least thats the direct translation from my language) point out basically any country except USA, Canada, Mexico maybe the UK. Sure i get if you dont know the Balkans, since shit has changed alot, and many small countries, but getting stuff like France, Australia, India, Germany, Brazil, Peru, South fucking africa wrong is really not what you want from the population in control of the largest millitary spending in the world.

>>687116869
Youve had more than 2

Socialism works here

We stab each other with butter knives

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>>687108781
We don't murder brown people and steal their oil, we buy it at a fair market price.

>>687112250
keep telling yourself that

>>687117089
you point Americans that you meet to a map and ask them about geography?

>>687117000
I live in Chicago so there are tons of niggers

>It can take up to a year to process a firearms license.
>Even then you can usually only own a reasonable hunting weapon.
>You get interviewed in person and heavily scrutinized before they even consider letting you own a handgun.
>Concealed carry permits aren't just something you can apply for as a random civi.
>Colour, honour, etc.
>Foyer is pronouned foy-yay, not foy-yer.
>The Kelvin scale uses the same unit scaling as my native heat measurement unit, it just begins at absolute zero.
>I can disagree with people and still be friendly.

>>687116910
Only about 50% of the population respond that way to pepper spray. And a cracked up nigger isn't gonna care if you spray him. He's still gonna try his damnedest to murder you especially if you spray him. Same goes for tazers. I'd rather have a sure thing and not a half chance. Also how often do you train with that spray? Have you ever been sprayed? It sucks fat dick. And if you don't train with it you're very likely to incapacitate yourself and then what are you gonna do? Good luck friendo. Your gonna need it

>>687117089
Lmao then you're hanging out with some retarded people m8

Tell them to play some EU3 and learn how to map

>>687117089
Oh sorry we are looking for sao paulo in brazil. Also that was longer than 20 seconds. And you are talking out your ass, plenty of americans know geography m8

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>>687108781
Our President doesn't command a squadron of flying robot ninja assassins, answerable only to him.

In my country we know how to speak and spell the English language properly. We use both imperial and metric measurements.

>>687117307
>50%
source?

>>687108931
/thread
Im from Poland

>>687111555
checked

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>>687108781
G'day mate,

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My country didn't invade the middle east and destabilize it for generations to come.

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>>687108781
If your country did not lose the wars in vietnam or Iraq, you do, in fact, live in a second or third world country. Or you don't know your history. Either way, pic related.

1. I'm American
2. I'm fat

See I'm not a - wait fuck

>>687117795
Neither did mine and im American

>>687117451
I looked for it. I got my info from the course I took on its use and familiarization. We got sprayed. It sucks.

>>687117307
While drunk on a party my friend sprayed it for less than a 1 sec, just a *pss* in direction of nobody. We had to evacuate as everyone in the romm, 10 people started coughting and sneezing, our eyes was stinging. Imagine getting few sec into face. My friend was sprayed by police on a footbal match and his face looked like he was stung by a bee for the rest of the day.

>>687118055
>pepperspray
>mace
Pick one

My country worships cows.

>>687108781

i'm european. but are we better then muricans? our culture will get washed away by all the sandniggers that are coming in by mass.

does europe have a bright future? probably not.

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>>687108781
not american

>>687118055
I've been sprayed. I took a course on its use and all other less lethal methods. None of them are 100%. And even a .40 to the head isn't a sure thing. But it's better odds with training than trusting your life to pressurized pepper juice.

>>687118147
Im carring it in my pocket everywhere, mb not mace but a dagger would be nice. But its illegal in my coutry, I carry a butterfly knife with me sometimes tho, also illegal.