Sex it the only reason people dont go around killing each other.
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Sex it the only reason people dont go around killing each other.
>>687107658
Sex has been also the reason people go around killing each other.
>>687107658
True, but I'm fairly certain that it's only valid for about 99% of all people. Children excluded.
Also this >>687107743
Mutual cooperation is actually an adaptive strategy, nibbles, that's why society exists.
>>687107743
I dunno, I think we'd see more organized and logistical slaughter.
What you're describing is what happens when two beaners fight over a bar skank and stab each other.
>>687107962
>I dunno, I think we'd see more organized and logistical slaughter.
that is called war
>>687107780
I dunno, I don't go around killing people because
A: I'm not an asshole
B: I'd rather conform to societal norms in my location because they dictate me still currently being alive.
C: >>687107868
To believe that societal norms aren't going to guarantee you bad shit is silly, unless those societal norms simply don't exist. So why haven't you gone around killing everybody yet?
>>687107962
This is a 100% valid statement and it's awesome.
Great-A phrasing.
>>687108056
>B: I'd rather conform to societal norms in my location because they dictate me still currently being alive.
>Hyperventilating intensifies
>>687107868
I dunno dude, ants go to war with other colonies immediately upon encounter.
They dont do the sex thing, they just use a queen for more ant production.
Cooperation is good for war and more killing.
>>687108018
Yeah, too much sex stops war. Which is bullshit.
>>687108171
>I dunno dude, ants go to war with other colonies immediately upon encounter.
that's what most human societies did upon contact, for 99% of our history. We realized trade is more effective if you can't think of an immediate reason to kill the other guy. I assume you don't know game theory.
>>687108221
Not even remotely related.
>>687107962
But you're wrong, I guarantee that it's caused more than petty squabbles.
>>687108153
Yeah, don't conform to them and see how long you guarantee the continuation of your blood and genes. It's called adaptation, son.
>>687108056
You dont deserve to be alive if you're a weak shit.
>>687108361
>wow I have nothing valid to say anymore
>might as well resort to ad hominem for the nth time today
>>687108327
>guarantee the continuation of your blood and genes.
I don't think you quite understand what a misanthrope is.
Why on earth would I produce more humans?
>>687108479
Then why are you arguing if you already know your place as a shut in NEET?
>>687108621
I'm not arguing anymore, effective now.
There is no reason arguing with someone that refuses to read and or think about any arguments brought into an argument.
And afterwards even proves it.
That's a colossal waste of my precious energy.
>>687108069
I'm gonna put this into words you can understand.
>kill
>urself
>>687108270
We were a lot better that way. Trade only encourages weakness. Bullshit like womens rights and SJW cuntism.
Yes it is, why do you think the jews broadcast porn to the Palestinians?
Pacified!
>>687108327
Nope, pretty much just betas fighting over skanks.
>>687108479
>>687108479
>>687108479
>>687108950
Yes, that's true. Trade does make us softer. It also, paradoxically, makes us more successful and adaptable. You, like the primitive injun you are, value martial strength over real adaptive fitness because your abstract thinking is insufficient to understand that there's a difference.
>>687108841
>Neet energy
>precious
You've sat here for the past two hours in the last thread circlejerking. Yeah. Precious spending.
>>687108950
Talk, talk, talk, all this talk about action but nothing.
>>687109102
I really don't think either of them will ever understand.
>>687109250
I can't lose in this scenario though. Either he gets it, and I've educated the savage, or he doesn't and I get to feel smarter than him. Whichever outcome occurs, I feel good about myself for the relatively low investment of time I'd spend shitposting anyway
>>687109561
Those aren't words of actual understanding.
>>687109250
There is nothing to take action about.
Waiting will spawn its own reward.
Take a look at the rat experiment.
>>687109649
You bore me.
>>687109847
So you're just going to sit back and take it.
>>687109901
You're a degenerate. Get fucking schooled.
>>687110044
>wow I have nothing valid to say anymore
>might as well resort to ad hominem for the nth time today
Hey, ~I~ still had stuff to say nibbles but you went with "k" which isn't exactly a great prompt.
>>687110145
But you've lost and proved that you deserve nothing more.
>>687110234
I dont care
>>687110234
Told you he's a degenerate, learning has not occured.
>>687110268
Man, I thought I said that for a second.
Shut up already and shove things up your ass, faggot.
>>687110434
If you live in glass houses...
>>687110509
I didn't expect it to.
>>687110550
My fingers have been in my ass for twenty minutes, but no, I'm not shutting up.
>>687110557
Then why do you humor him? Seems like he'd be better off rotting and alone.
>>687110649
I'm a chatterbox. Talking is my thing. He's better than nothing.
>>687110698
If you say so, at least it so clearly reduces the capacity for circlejerking. Thank you for being pleasant company.
Have an ass.
>>687111003
How do you define circlejerking? Because I'm just here for spirited conversation and I've been accused of the good ol' spheresturbation for the last 4 years.
>>687111081
What those two have been doing for the past two hours, it serves as a decent enough example. Funny to watch almost coherent type degrade into jibberish.
>>687111241
I think what you're referring to is small talk.
>>687111311
Specifically what they ended up doing at the end of last thread. I should have clarified.
>>687111462
Yes that was rather vacuous wasn't it? It's only a step or two above absolute silence.
>>687111543
The latter is preferable when the cause is to garner attention so desperately wanted.
>>687111688
No it's not. The POTENTIAL for discourse doesn't even exist in silence.
>>687111748
I recognize the difference between us, I prefer to be with my thoughts if there's nothing meaningful to talk about, and I recognize I'm not the greatest at creating context if I'm not particularly interested.
>>687111914
Now I've just about been through all my thoughts already and I won't be shy, they're magnificent thoughts, but absent an audience and challenger one's thinking is doomed to be masturbatory, and I don't come here to masturbate. It is a social medium after all.
>>687112117
I come for both, to be fair, and one of my favorite things to do here is to tease others into explaining their choices of taste. And to tease them into masturbation.
>that M45 though
That must explain the salt.
>>687112383
Always struck me as preposterous that you'd come to a board described as random for pornography of your tastes when it's available in curated forms elsewhere. The second part of that is still social though.
>>687112531
>Look for furry porn
>All you find is MLP bullshit
Thanks E621
Passive aggression, lol
>>687112531
I do it for the social aspect as well, but in that case I have something to talk about specifically. And I've met a few folks from other threads that have proven to be quite wondrous people, so I come back.
>>687112748
put -mlp in the search category.
>>687112845
In any case masturbation is by its nature a shallow experience, and of course solitary to boot so all else being equal I put extremely little value on pursuing it in a medium that has far more potential.
how the fuck did my dog open a closed door to come whine at me
>>687112971
Shallow but still better than nothing as physical contact does not come easy in my location and won't for some time, so it suffices.
>>687113223
Give him keesus.
>>687113390
Sex being an impossibility in this modality, I wasn't considering that. Talking just about the threads here.
She is getting petted into submission.
>>687112971
That's why I dont masturbate.
>>687113471
Sorry, her.
And yes, I realize it doesn't make a lot of sense. Never said I was particularly intellectual. Working for twelve hours a day generally leaves me more apt towards short term reward. Can't spend all day talking.
>>687113919
Never thought to check the faq for as long as you've been there?
>>687113990
Eating, too, is shallow, but it's something of a necessity. It is a thing to get over with such that matters of greater importance can be prioritized.
>>687114016
I will admit that I lead a life of leisure, but even at my busiest I abhor a vacuum. If I am conscious and socializing in any extent, exhaustion or not, I require content, meaning.
>>687114016
No, I typically leave as quickly as possible.
>>687114211
Masturbation =/ Eating
>>687114851
Failing to do one will kill you. The other just makes you unhealthy. Both in excess are bad.
>>687114906
I guess im unhealthy, but then again I drink.
>>687114552
Hardly makes sense for an answer, it'd take you a fraction of the time searching for what you want if you'd taken the minute to find how to filter out content.
>>687114211
Regardless, I were not striving to create an absence, in relation to these threads. It would have just been better to let it die off and to have a new one created. Not like this place is my sole source of socializing.
>>687115073
Always unhealthy from a physiological standpoint, but man, humans developed alongside alcohol. I think it's innate to our civilization.
>>687115191
I'd rather no thread than a boring thread as well.
>>687115191
Waste of my time.
>>687115247
And I find circle-jerking utterly boring. That's all I was really trying to say.
>>687115363
You waste more of your time scrolling through mlp images than you do not having to.
>>687115463
Silent porn is an infinity worse, these men existing alongside each other wordlessly consuming filth. Abominable.
>>687115558
Well, there was noise, it was just a garbled, incoherent mess
Kind of like gurgling..
>>687115946
Gross. Goodbye.
>>687115247
I know
>>687115463
I rather do more work being lazy then do less work doing work.
>>687115991
Bye. Use David some more.
>>687116125
That's not how it works. He really was being truthful when he said you were inefficient. You could not see a means to justify reaching an end result more quickly? And you talk about wasting time?
There's a lack of intellectual ability there..
>>687107658
Go be a retarded furry somewhere else
>>687116364
I rather use my time wasting time rather than wasting my time.
Im not explaining these things, its a waste of my time.
>>687116585
You're wasting your time attempting to explain it and saying you aren't. Pitiful. Even worse, what you're saying is a jumbled mess. Who taught you to use the English Language? Clearly you've forgotten.
>>687117787
Stay degenerate, k
>>687117918
potkettle
>>687118123
sportsball
Fuck you
>>687119429
Shouldn't be so hostile sweetum
>>687119913
Where's this Nibi that I know and love
where are the people that like me
>>687120214
I'm sure nibi likes you
>>687120477
nibi doesnt like me
