waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>EXPLOSION Claimed
>>687107287
last claim!!
>>687107253
what a world we live in huh?? why would they do that?!?!
going to work!!! ill see you guys later!
>>687106952
I can give you a strong bone.
Thanks Shiro.
>Claim
>>687107253
I've been hoping it got more comedic. quite depressing as it is
>robet claim
4b 69 6c 6c 20 79 6f 75 72 73 65 6c 66 0d 0a
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>687107468
I'm not sure what I was expecting, honestly, but it probably should have been exactly this
>>687107468
lovely
>>687107058
>>687107253
No need to get in depth, I'm here to forget and talk to my friends, I love you guys~
>>687107083
I know this one.. I think you might like it. It's about a robot that tries really hard to act normal and stuff. She's like.. A teenage robot or something.
>>687107468
Ya see this yet? I think the right hand looks like plastic, not too sure about the left though. And also looks like attached to the pole with aluminum foil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MClgDhxIa_k
>>687107606
Seaport!
>>687107798
neat. you wouldn't happen to know the name would you?
>>687107882
Heyhey, Tsuyubro. How's your day?
>>687107798
I totally respect that. Whatever's troubling you, I hope things improve soon.
I'm off to work, see you all soon enough.
>>687107461
To be honest when I was watching the first few episodes were almost a chore, then Asuka came and she was the perfect addition to the cast, that's were I started binge watching.
>>687107798
Alrighty alrighty, but I'm not good at changing topics like this either.
>>687107857
Yes i did.
Ran it trough a spectrogram and checked it frame by frame and i didn't find anything.
The hands do look kinda weird, so yes they might be plastic. Not sure about the handcuffs or whatever it is.
But the numbering is interesting
Akiko claimed
I just went outside and bought chicken and muffins
It was hot as fuck out but I regret nothing
>>687107923
I found it.
"My life as a teenage robot".
That was it, have you seen that???
>>687107952
Going well! I see you are looking as motherly as ever, how goes things for you?
>>687108103
Have fun!
>>687108142
I shouldn't have mentioned it kek, my bad.
Either way I can leave ya be if you want.
>>687108142
up until now i've just been watching for angel attacks and the EVA's.
>>687108369
i think so. you mean the one with the blue shitposter?
>>687108369
I know it doesn't help much but I hope you don't forget of how awesome you are. And no worries on mentioning it, venting is always good.
What have you been listening to lately?
>>687107857
what is this shit
>>687108553
>>687108369
It's actually called XJ9 Rocks.
>>687108369
Things are going fine for me too. What can't a motherly figure do for a man?
>>687108676
fuck you i actually googled that
>>687108818
say that to me in real life cunt
>>687108818
>insulting with thumbnails
i'll never forget you isla
>>687108553
Yeah that one!! So you did see it, okay.
>>687108604
Took my girl to Miku Expo 2016 on Saturday so the new Anamanguchi song is stuck in my head.
>>687108676
Sp00k
>>687108684
I'd say there is nothing they can't do~!
>>687108818
Hey I was finally noticed by one of these.
Whatcha listening to?
https://youtu.be/SCNZcuUk8CM
>>687108553
That's something that caught me by surprise, when I started watching it I was expecting epic fights, but that's actually one of the minor parts of the anime. Best scenes are mostly psychological. But don't worry, despite the slow start it's gonna be a sweet ride from now on until the end. And yes there is going to be crazy action.
The ending movie is a solid 10/10.
>>687109178
That sounds pretty awesome and it's good to know things with her at least are going well.
>knows nothing about Miku
Speaking of your girl this reminds me of how I should be studying for my driving exam.
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAt78M0euTE
Just kidding, I'm listening to this album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDWj7I6ifWQ
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShRjAwzBkfs
I was trying to find Idolmaster games as well.
>The only English translated games were for iOS
>They took them off the app store 16 days ago
Timetokillmyself.png
>>687109178
yeah guess i have.
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHh86ySgKrA
:^)
>>687109991
i actually like the slow battles. it feels more real and down to earth (the diamond thing literally took an entire day to just plan)
I'm gonna go to sleep. got work tomorrow. goodnight y'all!
>something about not fucking robots and dicks
Milinda claim.
>15 miles is a long run...
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ4xwmZ6zi4
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKdV4Q-iR4A
>>687109991
That first link was better
>second one is pretty great
>>687110085
RIP in pepperoni
>>687110210
Classic
night
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMTftFco2Y
>>687110279
You would be correct. How you doing?
>>687110210
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Jenny!
>>687110210
Sleep tight and I hope to see you tomorrow!
>H
ao a qt
>>687110517
holy fuck
think i'm in love
>>687110318
pretty good
>>687110412
Im doing alright. My run was almost greentext worthy... kek It didn't go too well...
How are you Shiro?
>>687110679
Well, I did a 1.8 mile run few hours ago, so that's something. Wish I could do 15 miles, then again only been running for three days. My blisters are never going to go away if I keep running daily, but I gotta do it for Emi.
>Shiro
Hello everyone
>>687110679
Share the story, mine was pretty uneventful, except the end part. 5 miles on the mountain.
XS furry blue elf claim
>>687110279
I run to uni every day and to the store twice a week, that's a total of something over 35 kilometres (21 miles)
You think that's enough to keep me somewhat fit?
>good song 7/10
>>687110318
very nice
>>687110412
Not so much into rap
but it's ok
>>687111253
Oh shit it's purple borderline furry midget
I'm Back. How is everyone doing?
>>687111403
>>687111253
>>687110679
10/10 i'm a shitty runner
>>687110679
>almost greentext worthy
I'm bored so I declare it greentext worthy
>>687111423
Hey Megumin the 4th
Thread is nice and slow. What music do you like?
>>687111776
I like pretty much everything. But i listen a lot to good anime openings like Kabaneri of the iron fortress~
>Im still the 3rd though
No matter how much I sleep, I can't escape the fatigue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc
>>687111403
Hello there, AK
You're legs have to look glorious if you do that everyday.
>>687111423
Oh hi
>>687111624
You can always start, a mile or half and then progress.
>>687110897
Hey, gotta start with something! At least your committing to it!
>>687111253
Hello! I will type it out, give me a min.
On a mountain? That sound pretty awesome.
>>687111403
Sounds like enough to me. I used to do 20+ miles a day but since I punctured my lung Ive been taking it easy to get used to it again.
>More than enough probably.... kek
Thanks m8
>>687111624
Im bad in terms of speed. I can go for a long time though.
>>687111776
Kek okay. Give me a minute to type it out.
>>687112458
Hi blue one. How are you doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHFGL1NOfA&
>>687112149
Then try not sleeping
>>687110517
sauce?
>>687112458
My legs are strong but they look normal
I'm a high responder so I get fit very fast but my muscles don't get very big or something like that. It's genetic. I gain and lose body mass very slowly. My brother was the same. He was a rugby player who could lift 200 kilos no problem but he wasn't much bigger than me at the time
>>687112458
Yea, I'm planning on doing a 2 mile route after doing about a 1.5 mile route for first day, then 1.8 for second. I suppose I plan making route longer each day.
>>687112874
Yozakura Quartet
>>687107287
fuckin bullshit dick cockney mothers mother fuckin protestant whore wanker tits mcgilligan fuckin wank stain twat of bitch. we went fuckin down town for fuckin £30. fuck this shit, do you see this shit, fuckin bullshit ain it, fuckin £30. why the fuck does he need £30, what the fuck is he gonna fuckin buy with fucking £30!?
waste of fuckin space fuck bucket is all he's gonna fuckin get for fuckin £30. fuckin bullshit
how the fuck is everyone else fuckin doing?
oh and mandatory cc claim
>>687113069
1.5 for first two days, 1.8 third day*
>>687112713
I used to, I'm not sure which is worse.
>>687113140
kek
Listening to Autismwatch commentary on ts3 and waiting for my fallout4 mods to download.
>>687113336
In my case its sleeping.
Here you go.
>Be me
>Playing H1Z1 last night with friend
>"Bro we should go kayaking tomorrow!"
>SoundsFun.png
>Friend wants me to call him at 7am to wake him so he can run some errands
>Friend goes to sleep
>Fast forward to 5am
>Shit, I never went to sleep...
>Should I sleep for 2 hours or just stay up?
>Decide option 2
>ProbablyABadIdea.gif
>Remember today is a run day
>Start run at 5:15 as usual
>15 miles in
>Look at time
>8:20
>Shit... Forgot to call friend
>Call and wake him up
>2 minutes later I get a text
>"You know its supposed to storm today right?"
>As I read it, starts to pour
>ShitstormInbound.jpeg
>6 miles from home at the lock and dam on the Mississippi River
>Hide in bathroom
>No friends to bail me out
>9:30am now
>MFW still stuck here...
>Yes i'm still stuck here...
>>687113140
Nice
>>687113575
>Listening to Autismwatch commentary
Graf literally just asked me to join in on that
I refused
Luna has been claimed. Good morning.
Still.
>>687113575
To be indefinitely bored, or to be exhausted.
Both options seem quite shit.
>>687113966
Sleep well?
>>687114027
please give me sauce
>>687107287
H I extremely pathetic loser claiming fictional character as waifu like the rest of you
>>687114193
Oshiete! Galko-chan
>>687114083
Very much so, thank you. Even slept in.
How have you been?
>>687113748
I'm sorry, but that's some anime tier situation right there.
>>687114043
Yes, but witch is the less shit one?
>>687113575
>Listening to Autismwatch commentary on ts3
what a fuckin way to fuckin waste your life
>>687113915
fuckin perfect innit
>>687114258
Went for a run earlier, made a blister on my foot larger but don't care that much. Actually tired even though I haven't even been up for 12 hours, which is good since I was up for 20 hours yesterday cause my antidepressants cause insomnia (which I stopped taking).
These threads are equally as pathetic as furries, child porn, and ponies. I just hope you all know that that's how you are seen by the rest of us
>>687114252
SENK YOU MY FREND
>>687114518
This image would be so damn good if it wasn't fucking also including little boys.
>>687114390
I might be biased, but I absolutely hate boredom.
>>687114490
Take a nap if you're tired my dude
>>687114711
Don't think that's really biased, don't think many enjoy boredom.
>>687113748
It wouldn't have been better if you had slept 2 hours. Disrupting sleep cycle is really shit
Good fucking luck getting out of there without a lightning bolt up your ass
>>687114489
Absolutely
>>687114511
We are fully aware of this
>>687114390
I'd say I'd rather be indefinitely tired, that's just me.
>>687114490
Good, in my experience sleep is important. I don't know if your doc knows or not, I'd ask him about it.
The blister must be annoying
>>687114711
>>687114518
>>687114490
>>687114489
>>687114390
>>687114252
All you faggots should reference this>>687114511
>>687114800
Wisdom.
>>687114489
Well, im just here for the yt moneys incase something interesting happens.
>>687114711
Yea, but boredom can be fixed easier.
Or it might just be me.
>>687114893
The point is. I don't even give the slightest fuck about the rest of the people out of this thread
>>687115018
No
This is wisdom>>687114511
I woke up at four this morning.
Just kill me right now.
I want to go outside, before it gets too warm and I have to go to work, but more than anything I want to sleep again.
>>687109730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcvIAgrLXjY
>Shiragami Youko
>I was having a really nice dream, too
>>687115095
Do you care about being pathetic for your own self
>>687114319
Kek it is kinda funny... Sucks being stuck though.
>>687114834
Probably true. kek I finally got ahold of someone to bail me out. He should be here soon.
>>687112501
Yes, there's a meandering road on it. ~2.5mi is the length of the road, so small mountain.
>>687112586
I am doing great, und you, what will you do today?
>>687112932
Well, I'm around the same situation to. I can work hard, get toned, but nothing else, I should start the five meals a day, it's supposed to help with mass
>>687113069
Good'ne you, don't forget to do some dynamic stretching before it, your body will appreciate it.
>>687113748
And to this very day, they're still in the bathroom, cut away from physical human interaction
>>687114893
Kill yourself.
>>687114893
and i hope the rest of present /b/ recognises that we dont give a shit about how you see us, as we see our self separate from /b/, we are /waifu/
the day we get our own board is the day everyone will be happy.
>>687114834
Definitely
>>687115089
do another /waifu/ asmr
>>687115089
Maybe just you.
>>687115100
How do these threads affect your life?
If the answer is they don't, then you're wasting your energy and time because nothing will change.
>>687115226
Not really, no.
>Just get out of here if you don't like it?>>687115297
Not really much. Playing some overwatch i guess
>>687114845
Eh, I'm not too depressed at my point in life right now, at least not suicidal anymore, so just stopped taking them, I enjoy my sleep. Blister only annoys me when I'm going running, sucks because I go running everyday now. Doesn't bother me when walking around house so that's good.
>>687115396
>>687115489
shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7fTBauF44
>>687114511
>implying I care at all
Half of the reason I'm on these threads is because I need someone to talk to at night. Nobody but my good friend actually shares a sleep schedule with me, so I find it easier to talk to people from all over the world rather than locally.
>I don't have to talk to anyone face-to-face
>I still get company with distance
>All of the wonders of being lonely without being lonely
I'm not even a weeb, really.
Just bored.
>>687115526
make one of these a week and you will get 1 mill subs in no time
next one should just be 3-4 people repeatedly saying "fuck" over each other
>>687115297
Thats sweet! We dont have anything like that where I live...
Kek nah. Should be getting a lift soon.
>>687114511
Definitely wouldn't be where I am if I gave a damn about what people think, thanks for your eye-opening input
>>687115518
Have you searched up on how to lessen blister pains because there has to be something there
>>687115526
Well, that was an eye-opening experience to the world of ASMR.
>>687116108
Problem is I believe it's my shoes, so if I do get rid of it I'll just get another blister. I'm going to try using aloe vera gel, heard that can help with blisters.
>>687115518
Its the small things right? (Well, not being depressed like that is pretty big, but you know)
I hate blisters though. Or anything hurting my feet really.
>>687116509
Aloe works. Gel sole?
>>687116666
Oops, also nice get.
>>687115910
No promises, they just happen at random.
>>687116666
Nice satanic quads. Can't afford much, would rather save up for new shoes cause I'm nearly positive that's problem. I've also heard of using some of that exercise tape or two pairs of socks works, may try that.
>>687113575
>syndra
>waifu
Kek
My favorite thing is people who complain about 'what /b/ has become'.
>As if it was any better ever
>>687117072
Sounds like a plan to me.
Your pic almost gave me diabetes, then I looked away.
Kyouko claimed.
>>687116855
your dubs tell me it will happen, eventually
>>687115518
*fapfapfapfapfap*
>>687117773
Welcome back amatsu
Ayyyy my rides here, see you all later!
>Saved at last... kek
>>687117627
My waifu has an obsession with sweets, but she still says not fat, I love it. And she also has an amazing personality but that's beside the point.
>>687117704
Sleep well?
>>687117885
That's not Amatsu.
>>687117473
Hey it's Shira everyone
Yeah whenever people say that I'm not entirely sure what they actually want. Old trash, new trash
>>687117473
its wasn't better content in the past,
it was better quantity of the good content.
and more people keeping the good content alive.
now all we keep alive are circle jerks, comedy, and porn.
because that is all men need in life
a good laugh, someone to talk to, and something that can feed their lust
>>687117072
Taping the areas where you get blisters does work for long marches.
Also use medical tape which does breath, and don't let it bundle up, you can always cut a small slice in the corners so it bends naturally.
>>687117473
They're just mad it isn't the same hate machine as it used to be.
>claim
>legs are extra kill edition
>>687114225
Hahaha! You are the unbeliever in the waifu? I will make you into my waifu and then you will believe!
>The schwanz emerges powrefully, it rips the clothes
>The schwanz emits a primal cry of untamed masculinity like Tarzan
>It is thrust into the butt, and the anus until the powreful ograsm
>The seamin comes out like bullets and tear through your body, coming out of your skull
>The head becomes like the swiss cheese and the brain leaks
Ahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
>I go off to defecate in peace... majestically of course
>>687117955
Where is Shiro from? If I may.
>>687118337
Are you running now or something? You're legs have been kill for two days.
>>687118392
This guy, this fucking guy.
>>687118532
I've been cycling to another nearby and back for 2 days
>>687117773
As i said. No promises.
>>687117885
kek.
>>687118392
Well done Schwanz king
>clitoris-F 'rei'
>0 matches
HAHAHA
TAKEN, BITCHES
>May Hopkins claim
Claimed
This my Neferpitou <3
>>687118030
>It's me, the winner
Old trash smells worse.
Also raccoons get into it.
I'm not quite sure what they actually want either. People'll complain no matter what, really, so even if somehow 'old /b/' returned or whatever-.
>>687118248
>because that is all men need in life
a good laugh, someone to talk to, and something that can feed their lust
Then we've met the requirements and we're A+.
>>687118325
I just don't see the appeal in that, honestly.
>>687118512
She is from Deadman Wonderland.
>>687118870
Quack
>>687118912
It died, everyone grew up from their old edgy teenager years, so did the content.
>>687118945
Thank you.
MINE!!!
Toa from Dragonaughts
>>687119004
Heiya Amatsu, how are you?
>>687118870
How's it going Birb?
>>687118912
>people'll
I've never seen that before, is that proper use?
>I'm not quite sure what they actually want either.
It's just that they long for the stuff they thought was funny when they first came here. It's a generation thing.
>back in my day ... was new. That was actually funny
>>687118718
understood
>>687118912
almost all requirements, we dont feed lust, as there are places for that and we do not want lewd things here
(we are talking about /waifu/ being separate from /b/, correct? or are we talking about /b/ as a total?)
Cirno claim
>>687119279
Hey Birb, I'm great! What about you?
>>687119287
Going good. Going back home tomorrow so thats sweet
>>687119485
See my above post
>birb
>>687119052
Makes sense, so why are people still complaining?
>>687119287
>is that proper use
Haha, absolutely not.
I type the way I speak/think though, so I suppose it's to be expected.
>My text messages are sent in short groups, oftentimes with filler terms, like 'uh' and 'um'.
You'll also notice I sometimes on here line break after every thought, which is what I usually do.
>I've tried to stop, but it's a habit
>>687119397
/b/ as a total, but also /waifu/, I suppose.
Also I can't point out several lewd pictures in this thread alone, so you could say we've got lust under control too.
>>687119714
I meant
>I sometimes line break on here
not
>I sometimes on here line break
Whoops
