Kill yourself

buy some shitty brit food and review it.

kill op

go to museum

Take a dump on those cobble stones...

>>687099785
Pub.
Where are you exactly?

>>687099854

rollin

shoot up a school

Go to Abby rd, fake American accent, ask for someone to take your pic, jump in traffic and die, post pic.

>>687099785
buy fish n' chips and shove it up your ass in the restaurant where you buyed it

>>687100013
>buyed

>>687100013
roll

throw shit at people

>>687099994
ok who got quints

Buy some fish and chips, cum into it and eat it.

>>687099785
How was the GIC?

Behead someone

masturbate in a trash can

>>687100049
byed?

find the fattest whore
pound her and post pics

>>687099785
Come to my place (E12) and suck me off.

dotheharlemshake.jpg

There isa Tunnel somewhere near Hard Rock Cafe, where I met a weird guy with a flute selling pills. Should go there an get some, too.

>>687099785
tape thermos flasks to your chest, try and run past gates at #10 Downing street shouting allah ackbar

>>687100193
>blyad!

Op here, got no money all I have is a pack of fags, and I'm at brick lane

>>687100291
roll

>>687100332
Blow your fags

>>687100359
blow some fags for money.

one problem solved

>>687100332
>>687100013
ok, so then just steal the fuckin nigga fish and chips!

>>687100332
sell fags for dildo

>>687100458
rolling

>>687100451
rolliedy roll roll

>>687099785
Get off /b/, David. We don't like Asians.

>>687099999

Go to predominantly white restaurant and scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" Before doing though buy a vest make it look a suicide bomber one and instead of have a bomb brick lined place party poppers masked with paper mache (or however the fuck you type it) that looks like a bomb.

>>687100543
no fuck you Dildo Mcswaggins I do what I want

>>687100332
>et some
Well, then smoke some fags. Nothing to do in brick lane without money apart from look around a couple of shops. Go to Cereal Killer, it's a cereal bar near the top, laugh at all the hipsters paying 8quid for fucking cereal.

>>687100689
fuck hipsters

>>687099785
Come suck my dick and I'll suck yours?

>>687099785
Suicide bombing mission for Allah

>>687099785
show your dick to a girl and post pics

>>687100984
Roll

For someone with an hour to kill you're doing a shit job if updating this thread, dickhead

>>687100784
Re-rolling, this is a genuine offer

>>687100984
re rolling

Suck dick.

shout nigger as loud as you can

>>687101269
This

>>687099785
get naked in street

>>687101269
Wont be too big a deal, shout paki instead and watch shit go down.

I ain't updating coz I'm busy spamming ylyl with bananas and desu

Shout Allahu Akbar

>>687099785

wank in front a girls and post vid

>>687101551
This!

>>687101538
this

Watch the enlightened people get scared and snap out of their delusion for a split second and then instantly go back to telling themselves that phrase does not mean death.

>>687099785
kill [muslims] for an hour in london

>>687101538
this

OP go meet a girl and get into her house then talk to us

Shout "bollocks!" as hard as you can