Waifu claim thread
Rules that I shamelessly copy:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>Only trips can steal
>No RP or ERP faggotry
>Discuss
>Insult
>Have fun
>No edition edition
Well, I suppose I won't be making threads as long as you're on.
Yo
>>687099628
>No edition edition
Isn't that an edition?
>>687099252
Eh... alright then... Fursuits are also an option, but they're fucking hot in summer and even more shit to make
>>687099377
Oh, go for it then!
>>687099611
YES! Exactly like this! It's perfect!
>>687099297
Forgot to reply
I'm sure you'll get at least the passing grade~
>>687099611
But...?~
>tfw new pics of your waifu
Well if it's no edition I'll make this empty claim on best girl
Mobile, too lazy to link, so I hope you people just find this anyway
Ahh, so Makoto is motorcycle dude?
Also don't worry Shiro, you made it clear in the first post. That's great news, just take care not to hurt yourself. Make sure that blister is covered and try not to worsen it.
Thanks DM, I slept pretty well. How have you been?
>>687099628
What is that thing, even? Is it girl? Is it a boy? Is it a cat? It's so androgenous...
>>687099783
Oh man I know that feel
I just found the original OniAi light novel 4 online and it had some stellar material
>pic related
>>687099699
Dropped you some Hanako images on Discord. Also this >>>/c/2653557
>Shiro
>>687099628
mandatory cc claim
ACTUAL RULES:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>Dubs is apparently law now
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>1st wave is on top
>Its all fun and play until the hat goes away
>have fun
>>687099833
Respect its pronouns and call it xe
>>687099697
Haha, if you wanna make the next one, by all means!
>>687099734
Not necessarily!
And I doubt they'd go for the suits. They like cute dresses too much.
>>687099813
Motorcycle grill, yes! I thought you knew I had bikes!
>>687099833
That's the best part, anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3bQ49ZUgG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVrmTL82vJY
>I forgot how much I liked Rev Theory
Can she be my waifu?...
>>687099951
Nah, it's fine.
>>687099953
It's your choice man, go ahead.
>>687099851
The only shame is it not being colored because it's great quality and resolution wise.
Did you get more pics from it?
>>687099760
But you! I would like to leave I don't want to.
>>687099734
Yes sir!
>>687099953
lewd but yes
>>687100032
Sure did, there are not many pics in the novels but the ones that are in there are just amazing
>pic related
>>687099813
That's nice to hear, I've been alright
I've been waking up in the middle of the night lately
>>687100075
You don't have to do it for me
I'll wait for you, ok~?
>>687099948
That was a hearty kek, thanks Syndra
>>687099951
I did know that but it didn't clue in immediately as I woke up. How are you?
>>687100015
>>687099813
>>687100015
>>687100077
She's mine then :) I love her so much
That's the only picture of her though :(
>>687099951
Last thread for me before sleep
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1c9iNMZdWrY
>>687099894
>>687099951
ah! hmm... I can't think of anyone with cute dresses and masks tbh
>>687099953
Yes, if they wear a bit more
>>687100075
Good squid, now some tentacle rape!
>>687100241
you should start collecting
cant remember how many pics i got exactly but i know its over 1000
>>687100423
I have thousands of loli pics too, but I'm pretty sure there's only 1 picture of my princess :(
>>687100077
You better not deem this as lower quality too.
>>687100187
kek, that expression and those peaches. You have struck gold with the light novel. Can't you color them as a drawfag or something?
>H
no body likes this game but me however i claim rita from galerians.
>>687100228
Ok... Only because you approve, otherwise I'd stay.
>>687100401
Sorry I can't. I must sleep now.
Goodnight/morning/afternoon everyone!
>>687100372
We got a problem JamJon?
>>687100553
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your cutie Ika!
>>687100504
thats higher quality than what i had, thank you.
>>687100234
I'd say that's impressive that you're here right when you wake up, but I did the exact same thing.
>>687100244
Haha, I think I'm pretty much outta music to post.
>>687100401
Raimu and Celty will probably be enough to make them more than happy since they ride too.
>Last song is eurobeat because I somehow made my way back to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyVlehif2NY
>>687100553
Goodnight, cute squid!
>>687100504
>Can't you color them as a drawfag or something?
I could do that, I'm trained in photoshop
Coloring them should'nt be hard at all, just some overlay filters well done should to the trick
But I kinda like them the way they are. The black and white adds it's own charm. Maybe I'll give it a go and see how it turns out
Don't judge me!
>>687100643
>Rolo and Euphemia chilling together
I wish this pic could happen.
>>687100553
Night.
>>687100762
Black and white is not bad but you're missing out on purple eyes. Is it time consuming to color a pic like that?
>>687100802
which one?
the rat or the flying rat (brittish name for pigeons)
>>687100553
Good night!
>>687100682
Huh, I hope it does!
Anyway, I'll be off for now too
see ya
>>687100887
Rigby. Guess I just want to feel safe.
im back, hello everyone!
>>687100870
>my shame is eternal
>>687100762
Black and white is best imo
>>687100682
Thanks for the nostalgia songs / new songs in my playlist
>>687100870
so do i
>>687100962
so the flying rat is not safe?
>>687100870
depends on how good you want it done. It's mostly finding that perfect sweet spot for each color
>>687101026
I agree, but let's see what it gives
Each colored plane should have a very precise overlay with limited opacity. Then it's color sampling and tweaking until it's right. That way you can keep the shading intact but if it's poorly done you'll notice it on the outlines. I can do the eyes of one to show you
>>687100992
Hocus pocus welcome backus.
>>687100992
Hello there
>>687101048
Yeah, bird is supposed to be the dominant one
>>687100879
Atleast use the updated one
>>687100992
Welcome back
>>687099628
Toriel claimed
>Mumei claim.
Well, I got too into my next Pathfinder character.
>>687101286
eh your choice to date a dunce who's stuck in his teen mentality. good luck
When the waifu 2 strong
>>687101187
hahaha!!! awww that's adorable, thank you!!! how's it going???
>>687101275
u-uh....hey hanako!
>>687101353
thanks amatsu, how's your squid doing?? lol
>>687100948
Later!
>>687101026
Thank you for the night of rummaging my old ipod up!
>>687101320
I think there's an even more up to date one than that now.
>Didn't save it for some reason
>>687101364
Haha, no one rerolled it for you eh?
>>687101413
D&D?
>>687101500
Something the matter dear?
>>687101310
N O T I C E D
>>687101534
Nope
>>687101500
>500
Squid went to bed~
>you make it sound like I keep her as a pet kek
>>687101310
>attempted rattle
>>687101534
Pretty much open source 3.5 with a lot more balancing.
>Pun-pun is unavailable for comment
>>687101534
>I think there's an even more up to date one than that now.
This was the latest one that i got off telegram. In any case i don't think we are missing many people.
Okay if I would do coloring it would come out like this. Shading would be preserved
>pic related
Wait, is this really /b/? Did normalfag cucks get to anime weeb culture? Are they gonna ruin whatever few good things are left in this world?
>>687100187
>>687101794
doing this to easily see difference
>>687101617
RIP
>>687101727
Heh, I remember I tried to get into D&D before. Never ended up getting to it.
>>687101738
I think it was only being edited 2 days ago or so, no big deal I suppose.
>>687101941
What are on about?
>>687101575
no, just didn't expect that picture lol
>>687101652
a squid pet? hmmm, that's weird, but i don't judge lel
how are you amatsu?
>Explosion claim!
A bit lewdness
>>687101941
this was never /b/ >>687099897
we are /waifu/ and proud
every other waifu is a shit
>>687102070
>your waifu a shit
>>687102026
>hmmm, that's weird, but i don't judge
You know that's not what I meant
I'm doing fine, I'll go for another ride in an hour~
>>687102070
>implying
>>687102070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c
>>687102070
Please kill yourself
>>687102195
i know lol, just playin with you, i hope you guys have fun
nice!! how long are you gonna ride for??
>>687102144
Rory from GAYTE
>>687102450
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
Fucking pathetic losers, you should all kill yourselves . You are a disgrace to humanity.
>>687102691
Fucking copypasta
Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>687102878
>>687102915
>>687103019
I do do things. I'm not here 24/7, infact I really don't see much point of coming here anymore, I only really come here to see 2-3 regulars and thats it.
I have a job, I have a social life, I have hobbies. I some people do spend all day on here, which is admittedly sad. Some people come here to relax after work and just chill. Others just come here because they're lonely.
I'm not too big on the whole "RP/ERP"... thing, people have got going on. But I mean, if they want to do something, and it makes them happy, it doesn't hurt anyone, why not let them do it?
I see where you are coming from though, even if I am just replying to a pasta, I don't mind. I'm bored anyway. I go outside, I ride bmx, I train for sporting events.
Not every weeb you see here is a sterotypical neckbeard trash that is overweight. Sure some people might be, but I'm pretty sure alot of us want that stigma gone.
>>687102409
Thanks~
I don't know yet, all I know is that it's going to take longer than yesterday kek
How have you been?
>>687102915
>>687103019
>>687102780
>>687102691
Nice
>>687103088
that's some fresh pasta!!! mmm!!
>>687103100
>Amatsu
>>687103088
>Homura
>>687102915
>Akiko
How are you
>>687103187
So much better when it's not soggy.
God damnit. At least there's a single fresh pasta.
>>687103100
damn! that's a long bike ride lol, i've been good, feeling a lot better now!!
>>687103332
awwwww....b-but soggy noodles want to be eaten too!!!
Honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread. Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle. Just ducking stop. Go get laid or finish high school. Or just post this shit on /trash/. Fuck all of you. You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows.
>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
>>687103291
Heya explosioned
I'm good but I seem to have amnesia. It's probably nothing. Right now I'm in doubt over wether or not I should color my newfound light novel Akiko pics
>>687103291
>Megumin
I'm doing fine! What about you?
>>687103453
I like'em long and hard
>innuendo not on purpose
That's good to hear!
>>687101471
They're friendship is what admire and awkward moments between them.
>>687103453
Nothing better than pasta al dente.
>>687103291
Megumin the 4th.
>>687103687
>I don't have any of those. This is my last pasta on this pc.
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods t destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
>>687103687
>>687102915
>>687102780
>>687103858
>
fuckin gotta move outta my bed cuz my fuckin roomate wants to go down to the fuckin bank and his memory is fuckin shit so i need to fuckin make sure he dont fuckin forget to pick up the money. fuckin bullshit im tellin ya, if i could just fuckin live one fuckin day without doing any fuckin thing with him that would be fuckin amazing. fuckin mark zuckerburg inventing fuckin facebook fuckin cunt eating twat
>>687099628
>claimed
>decide to play guns of icarus
>takes 10 minutes before match actually starts
>people talk about porn and masturbation preferences over voice chat
>too uncomfortable to talk
>this continues through actual match
So how is everyone tonight/day?
>>687103892
Post a visible picture and I will consider.
>>687103964
I'm downloading Idolmaster so I can finally sit and properly watch it. Got yardwork to do later and I'm tired already. So I'll probably be throwing my apparently god sleep deprivation adjusted body to use and staying up till tomorrow morning.
>>687103961
Looks like we have similar roommates.
>>687103708
suuuurrreee, whatever you say lol
>>687103858
my mom told me if you throw a noodle on the wall and it sticks, it's al dente!! have you done that before???
>>687104162
Topkek
>Amatsu
Does anyone have that one about the guy who was shitposting here about how sad we were before fucking his real life girlfriend upon which Syndra gave a devastating burn? I didn't save but it was pretty funny
>>687103892
>
>>687103961
Not sure if anecdote or copypasta, that's a lot of fucks you're giving
>>687103964
kek'd
We're bringing up the good memories by posting the stale and fresh copypastas.
>>687103687
true pasta
>>687104162
Not at my house... And good al dente won't do that. But I once threw pasta at the roof of the school cafeteria and 2 years later it was still there.
>it's probably still there
>>687104249
Oh, a /waifu/ meme? I love this!
What is this thread even about? I thought it was for sharing pictures of you're waifu and discussing each other taste but now there is some shitty pasta?..
I don't get it anymore, /b/ has changed too much.
>>687104347
>>687104108
>idolmaster
i really need to see that actually. probably watch it after i finish evanglelion.
>>687104249
kek. glad i'm not the only one who saved
>>687102915
because that was fucking hilarious to watch go down.
>i like to put people in their place
>stop being entitled :^)
>>687104400
Sorry man, born in the wrong generation like all of us.
>>687104400
Its an avatarfag circlejerk.
>>687104400
>I thought it was for sharing pictures of you're waifu and discussing each other taste but now there is some shitty pasta?..
That was the original purpose, but with time a community grew out of this thread, then it became active 24/7 and now we're just circlejerking.
>>687104371
oh god!! hahaha, it's like a monument to pasta now, maybe people will keep adding to it!!!
>>687104423
>
>>687104470
I'm grabbing the full original series and Cinderella Girls. Not sure if there's any more than that, probably is.
>>687103858
>I'm the 3rd not 4th
>>687103708
Pretty good. Seem to have fixed my overwatch problems
>>687103687
>Just do it!
>>687104489
Something I found and thought you'd like.
>>687104691
i've only heard of the original series so i'd have no idea.
>>687104576
Legit wallpaper.
It's a memorial to how bad the food is there.
>>687104694
I know but I like saying 4th to reinforce the idea that you must not ditch her.
>>687104710
I am beyond thrilled to have this, god bless America
>>687104400
>checked
It was, once upon a time. But things inevitably change and now it's just an avatarfagging circlejerk
>>687104576
I only have this and it's fucking rice
>>687104694
I've made a sample here >>687101794
but I'm not sure if I should do it. The black and white has it's own charm
>inb4 why not both?
Because it's a shitload of work to do all of them
>>687104161
its fuckin bullshit i tell you, fuckin numb skull cant fuckin do anything by himself unless it fuckin involves fuckin creativity
>>687104249
i fuckin wrote all this fuckin shit out, i dont fuckin use fuckin copypasta's fuckin bullshit i tell ya. and yea i fuckin give alot of fuck
FUCK, cya fuckin bunch of fuckin amazing fuckin people in a fuckin half hour, HALF A FUCKIN HOUR
bullshit i tells ya
>>687104761
was it that bad?? i never ate at school lol, ill bet it was terrible
>>687104968
Good luck.
>>687104968
>i fuckin wrote all this fuckin shit out
Fuck
cya
>>687104694
Nice! Now we can play~
You got Discord?
>>687105005
Yes, it was terrible, I ate as least as I could just so I wouldn't die. Pasta looked like it was covered in glue or something. And I'm gonna do some real al dente pasta now, brb.
>captcha: Pasta
>>687105173
Is it that time?
>tfw you'll never marry emi ibarazaki
>tfw she'll never even exist
>>687105300
are you ok? do you need a hug?
>>687105359
I would appreciate it.
>>687105359
Jenny!
Also
>Tsuyu claimed
>>687105441
come ere!
>>687105478
Frog!
>>687105248
it probably was glue, it's cheaper than actual sauce is!! lol
>>687105441
it's okay shiro, you just gotta believe, you'll find a cutie runner girl eventually!!
>>687104896
I think black white with red eyes looks pretty nice
>>687105173
Ofcause
>>687105478
Heya Tsuyu
>inb4 this is now an RP thread
>>687105728
Are you colorblind?
They're fucking purple
>>687105588
Robot! <3
>>687105728
Explodey magic!
>>687105772
>inb4 inb4 this is now an RP thread
>>687105772
Purple eyes best eyes.
>>687105654
>cheaper than actual sauce is
Considering the mentality of everyone in my country... that is a reason good enough to use it instead.
>>687105906
how have you been?
>literally posted right before i posted
>i feel bad whenever i have to make 2 quick posts
>>687105266
Not just yet
>>687105728
You'll up to play with us when I'll come back from my ride?
>>687106106
You'll be up*
>Amatsu
>>687106106
>You'll up to play with us when I'll come back from my ride?
Sure anytime
>>687106014
I'm decent, how are you?
>>687105962
Homu.
>>687105962
ahaha!!, i hope you didn't eat much of it then, i don't think glue has a lot of vitamins....
>>687106183
Disregard I suck cocks*
>Amatsu
>>687106199
bored.just waiting for the weekend to finish watching Evangelion.
>>687106305
>forgot pic
>>687106106
>>687106183
>>687106249
are you sure you can ride a bike like that? kek
>kagami
>>687105927
That's not how inb4 works
>>687105962
Homura knows what's up
>>687106106
fuk
>>687106213
This fuckin pic lel... I like the image he has framed to the wall. This guy is like Poppey with milk instead of spinach.
>>687106393
Noice... and I still read filenames, most of the time I do it before reading the post. Is it the original? First time watching?
>>687106199
Tsuyu! How's it going my dear?
>>687106197
Alright! I'll see you then
>>687106249
Nice
>>687106394
Kek, wasn't me
>or was it
>>687106504
McCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Going for a ride, see ya~
>>687106679
Message me then
>>687106504
>inb4 That's not
fuck it, never mind
>>687106527
yeah, haven't actually seen it before. up to episode 7-8. haven't really kept track.
>i still read filenames
Noice
>>687106305
>>687106393
Woo Evangelion I have never watched that
I haven't watched a lot of anime honestly
I'm bad at this
>>687106527
Bad.
But life goes on right?
How are you.
>>687106527
it's what i look to for skele inspiration....but since my milk is gone, im getting weak bones lol