Cat chased this into my house he's not injured but can't fly. What do?
give it back to your cat, go hunt your own birds
Care for it and raise it bro
Feed him, keep him warm, tell it the story of the hungry caterpillar, then release it when's good and strong
>>687087716
He won't eat. I tried to feed him
Care for him, make him watch a movie
>>687087768
He's probably stressed out. If doubles, take him to vet and try to raise as pet.
Cat got his brother. He was lucky enough to survive
>>687087872
Rolling for this
Place him outside on nice higher branch and observe if his mum will come back to him. He wont fly because its still a baby birb
>>687087768
They don't eat tendies Mr Autismo.
What did you feed him?
In pooper
>>687087772
I suggest making him watch back to the future
>>687087606
Cum on it
hit it with a hammer
>>687088099
Winrar. Stick the bird up your ass.
>>687088099
Winrar
>>687088097
Bread
burn
>>687088099
Well, fuck.
Burn it
>>687088099
That's going be difficult he's still alive and chirping
>>687088350
Do it anyway. Hold him by his neck and stick it right up there.
>>687087606
soak peice of bread in vodka.
see if birds get drunk.
Space program
>>687087606
new cumbox?
>>687088350
jizz on it first
If triples, must make pet, raise carefully, and live-cam release when it is old enough to fly. Also, you must name it Gerold.
>>687088444
TRIPS. JIZZ ON IT AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS OP
Only one thing to do
>>687088405
This OP
>>687088445
Fucking nigger m00t
>>687088350
Either in pooper or cum on it. Dubs demand it!
>>687088445
Off by one
>>687088445
JUST
>>687088444
What a dumb site. 1/2 responses mercy, the other half banal, and look who gets dub-trips.
Stick it up your dickhole
>>687088445
why the fuck are so many people from reddit coming here
>>687088478
im pretty sure thats not the same bird
CAN'T FLY?? FUCKING SPACE PROGRAM!!!
only right thing to do, send it to space
>>687088667
Hello newfriend
>>687088675
!!!
>>687088675
hell yeah it can be with the mouse
>>687088667
No shit.
>>687088445
I was really hoping for this one.
>>687088675
Yeah but is it Russian?
>>687088233
1. get some bread with water, put it on a syringe but take out the needle you stupid fuck.
2.feed it, it wont eat alone
3. raise it and teach him to fly with a camera attached to his neck
4. do some voyeur
5. ???
PROFIT
give him a little hat made out of cardboard or craft paper or something. legit glue the fucker to his head
I found a baby bird in my garden and picked it up, it couldn't fly and it's parents up the tree weren't helping yet. So I decided to nurse him, I fed him chopped up worm and mealworm. I then made a bed added some grass and went to sleep. Woke up in the morning and sadly he died form the cold. Best thing to do is keep your cat away from it and release it, eventually it will get helped by his kin or fly off
>>687088590
>implying it's any worse than asking op to do shit he won't do
space program gett
>>687088841
I like this
What kind of bird is it? If it's a predatory bird raise it and teach it to hunt for you. If not then release it.
>>687089018
reroll
>>687088841
reroll
>>687089018
this