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Singles and ill kill myself


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Singles and ill kill myself
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don't
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So it faggot
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You just fucking you a little bitch, you sure that you want to what the say fuck about me? I need you know, I finished the summit of my class in the Navy, I've been involved in the attack of the many secrets to the al-Qaeda, and I have more than 300 confirmed kill you. I was trained in gorilla warfare, and I is the top snipers of all of the US military. You are anything never for me, than the target of only one. It you exactly fuck destruction, you are at the time of my stupid, have you seen like never before on this planet. Do you think you can get away with saying that shit to me through the Internet? Think again, this bastard. As we speak, I talk to the secret of the network across the United States spy, so now is your IP trace, you are better, to prepare the larvae for the storm. Storm of little pathetic destruction, call your life. You are dead, fucking baby. I, at any time, anywhere might be, and I can kill you in more than 700 of the method, it is the only their bare hands. In addition, in order, but I have been practiced in melee aggressively, I have access to the complete weapon of the United States Marine Corps, and I want to destroy the unfortunate ass from the face of the continent, up to you use them to limit, you little shit. As long as you do not know the ugly account what you have is "smart" little comments on the verge drop you, probably you, spend your silly language. But you, you is not the case, and now the price, you can not pay your Roi fool. When I would be angry to shit on all of you, you are drowning in it. You are dead, fucking baby.
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>>687077258
goddammit dude you killed him
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>>687077777
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>>687077777
I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
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>>687077777
Fucking witnessed
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>>687077777
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>>687077777
it's beautiful
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>>687077777
So where does this leave us OP? I think god has spoken. In other words Im speaking by typing this
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>>687077777
Ayy lmao
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IF THIS GOES SAGE I WILL FUCKING DESTROY 4CHAN
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>>687077777
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>>687077777
And you would not only have saved him, but forced him to succeed in life knowing that it is providence that he lives.

Alas, it was too late.
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>>687077777
FUCKING HELL, WITNESSED
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>>687077777
oh.... shit...
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>>687077777
Holy fucking cock
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>>687077777
checkd
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check them
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>>687078793
awesome... awesome to the max.
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>>687077777
so does OP live now?
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>>687077777
Lucky nigger
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>>687079952
the power of quint is so big that affects everyone
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>>687077777
Oh shit!!!!!
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>>687080066
effect you shitty american
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Giggitiy get
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>>687080066
Does that mean we all suicide? Nice dub dubs btw
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>>687077777
Dem tasty quints
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>>687077777
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>>687080133
affect is the one usually used as a verb, and it makes sense in this case

sometimes effect is also used as a verb but only in specific circumstances, which this does not fit
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>>687080066
>>687080133
>>687080299
This is now a get thread>>687077777
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>>687080224
nah it mans based mummy man is safe
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>>687080399
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>>687077777
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>>687080399
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The dubs just keep coming
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>>687080777
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>>687080766
>>687080777
Lol Holy fuck
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>>687077777
It is beautiful.... so what they say is true.....
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I FUCKING KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE GONE TO SLEEP!
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shit is getting real
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>>687077777
Holy..
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>>687081085
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>>687081121
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>>687080777

>seen
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>>687081144
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>>687081190
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>>687081144

wad.blown
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>>687081144
AYY LMAO
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>>687081219
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>>687081246
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>>687077777
o my fking god
penta
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>>687081285
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>>687081311
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>>687081311
Lol this guy
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>>687081336
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>>687077777
These quints hold the power to heal OP of his faggotry. Forever and ever amen.
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>>687081366
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>>687081366
WTF IS THIS SOME HIDDEN GOD? >>687081311
>>687081144
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>>687081408
>gets numerous dubs on the way to the end
>finishes anticlimatically on a single
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>>687081408
Leave
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>>687081366
>>687081311
>>687081144
hahahahahahaha
>>687081408
NO
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>>687081481

fail in the most important one >>687081408
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So did OP kill himself or what?
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This BREAD is EPIC BREAD
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>>687081664
quints saved him
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Zozzled hard on this thread
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I have cáncer
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Is this how I do it
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>>687081664
Someone make an op delivery joke
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>>687081933
Zozzle
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me gusta pussy
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I wonder what it feels like to die
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Bazinga
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>>687082311
Are you Jesus?
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>>687082311
BUJANKY
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Bulgaria
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>>687082497
What is this thread? Fucking magical. Also, anyone heard from OP? He alive? Or where quints too late?
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Привет
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>>687082532
No.
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>>687077777
OH MY GAWD
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>>687083666
Oh hey, it's worked.
Glad you could be here, my lord.
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>>687777777
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>>687083666
This right below this >>687083209
Fucking epic. Hail satan
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>>687083209
>>687083666
>>687083911
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>>687083666
Spoopy. I think Lucifer likes us.
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>>687084024
Satan did 9/11!!!!!!
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>>687077777
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
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>>687084155
No, the fucking Jews did.
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>>687084155
>>687084255
I have to be dreaming. Wtf is this thread smoking. Fucking dub magnet
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>>687084255
Oh but it is. And so is
>>687083666
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>>687084411
Kek
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>>687084678
Op here I guess I'll live stream me killing myself?
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>>687084967
Sorry the quints forbid your suicide. Maybe next time buddy
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>>687077777
The tragic tale of OP. So close to being saved. Alas, it was too late. Peace in rip.
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>>687077169
If you want to kill yourself, just fucking do it. Stop being an attention hungry bitch and fuck off.
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>>687077169
These dubs say live.
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What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Jude.
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>>687077777
Fucking hell man.
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Check my trips.
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too drunk for this bullshit tonight
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This is a thread of luck. Check 'em!
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>>687086112
Shit
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>>687085155
Boi
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Check these quads real quick
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Can I get dubs for once?
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>>687077777
o shiet
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>>687086464
Nope
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HOLLER AT ME
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>>687077777
Oh my....
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>>687086464
But me , I can :^)
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>>687086971
I'm gonna to die
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>>687086971
Didn't do it right faggot
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>>687077169
do it
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>>687087377
There is a god.
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I fucking miss moot
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dont wanna die!(
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Lets get 88888
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>>687088143
lets not
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wat
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XD thats funny
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so tired of these threads, where op never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER delivers.
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check this out
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>>687077777
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