whatever you do, dont get circumcised...youd have nothing left

>>687059227
so OP how does it feel to have a penis smaller than a north korean prisoners?

how do you pee

>>687059227
My wifes clit is bigger than that

It's just RNG.

>>687060617
My wifes nipples are bigger then that!

>>687059227
I've wondered that too. Have you talked to your father?

>>687059227
Maybe there's a way to stretch your dick?

>>687060700
pics or gtfo

I'm neurotic. My dick is a lot bigger than that, but it feels tiny af. I look up average dick sizes but I don't believe it. It seems like everyone has a huge dick. I would be so happy if my dick was huge. Especially flaccid. Just a big meaty cock hanging there. I don't think I can ever be happy with my dick the size it is now.

>>687060700
My sons pimples are bigger

>>687060726
I'm not OP but my dad has a gigantic dick. I don't. Fuck genetics.

>>687059227
You better learn how to eat the pussy anon

>>687060875
My hamsters nipples are bigger

>>687060981
Ask your grandfather on your mothers side.

>>687060981
you've checked out your dad's schlong?

It's survival of the fittest OP

post pic of non flaccid dick
then we'll judge

>>687059227
It's nature telling you your genes are worthless, toxic, andnot worth continuing.
same with trannys, homosexuals, and suicidal people.

>>687061142
OP was raped...

>>687060981
I don't doubt you. I'm sure you've had plenty of time handling your dad's dick.

>>687061229
this

>>687061112
He's been dead for well over a decade. He was short though, so it wouldn't surprise me. He died when I was a kid but I was already taller than him.

>>687060832
Well who cares.. it's about your pleasure. Feminism requires you to pleasure them too. Accept your place as the dominant sex and impregnate every female you can

>>687060700
My wifes cock is bigger than thatn

>>687060832
Only dudes with big dicks are whipping them out. That's why it seems like they are all big. 5 inches is average, even on /b/ where everyone has 9 inches flaccid.

>>687060981
I'm pretty sure he told you not to tell anyone about your guy's special time.

>>687061369
bruh

>>687061142
Not checked out, but I've seen it. Once we were on a boat and his dick was hanging out of his bathing suit as he sat. It must have been 7 inches flaccid.

6" feelsbadman

I hate being insecure about my dick it fucking sucks fuck societal expectations

>>687061369
Wat

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>>687061558
>7 inches flaccid?
good lord

>>687061369
Yoooooo

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8 inches here. Rate me

U dont need a huge dick to pleasure a woman. Learn to work dat clit

>>687061664
Yeah, it's such a fucked up thing. Like I've measured. I know I'm average. Yet I'm incredibly insecure as if I had the smallest dick on the planet.

>>687061297
Then dig up his grave or ask your grandmother if she's alive

>>687061899
I feel ya

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>>687061297
What's being short have to do with it? I'm 5'6 and almost 7 inches. I consider it payoff for being a manlet.

>>687059227
my dick is comparable size when flaccid but gets huge when erected

That's fucked up. I'm shorter than you, fatter than you and my flaccid cock is still much bigger.

I want to see it hard.
>does it even get hard

>>687061899
same, i've got a 5 inch dick plus phimosis
fuck my shit it up fam

>>687059227
My dick is just about the same size, but I'm overweight. I don't really have an excuse. But in your case, you could try taking testosterone.

>>687061558
>>687061229

do eet anon

>>687059227

Jack it off and let's see it

>>687061853
Work her clit and she will work yours

>>687061714
Yeah it was ridiculous. I would have difficulty exposing my penis through my bathing suit leg, he couldn't even keep his in there. His hands are also huge. Like his fingers are probably the longest I've seen in person. I look just like him but with small hands and an average dick. I have slightly bigger feet than him though, which is strange.

>>687062107
Cool. That's completely relevant.

hey OP and doesn't it grow much when erected?

I'd give you some of mine, I'm a bit longer than my wife can take and its kind of shit

>>687062346
you should check if you look similar to the poolboy or something

>>687062209
I can't help but believe the average penis length of a guy who is 6'5" is bigger than the average length of guys who are 5'5". Sure it isn't always true, but I can't not believe it.

their putting the floride in the water and giving you the vaxines that make ur penis small so the mexicans can come here and fuck your gf

>>687059227
LMAO

>>687061853
kek good one

>>687059227
you seem to have a micropenis, maybe you had a delayed puberty and didnt develop
>maybe ur evironment fucked ur development like you got a shit load of estrogen up ur butt every day till u were 15

>>687062346
I have large hands and feet. My dick is only 6.5 in though.

>>687062617
No I look just like my dad. People who knew him in high school would know I was his son just by looking at me.

>>687062823
florides and vaxines are both estrogens

Yo I work in group homes and I've taken care of people who are like fuck 5 feet but their dick is only an inch or so off from reaching the length of my forearm

>>687062853
6.5 is still decent. Not like you have a 4 inch dick.

>>687062955
Retard dicks are a completely different beast.

>>687059227
I am white and can't grow a beard, and I am 30. I am slim and have a normal voice. My cock is just under 9 inches. I feel for you man.

Anyways just wanted to say those male stereotypes are bullshit.

>>687063094
yeah maybe from birth but many of them got into car wrecks and such and just good lord

>>687063107
How big flaccid?

>>687061369
Pics?

>>687062653
I had the same train of thought but plenty of women have told me that tall dudes just have average sized dicks. But I think most anybody thinks like that. Hence the surprised look on the girls face when I drop my pants. They're always expecting it to be small cause I'm short.

i have a 5 inch cock, how averagely good am I?

I like how no one has responded to my actual question, just spending their time making fu of me for something which I freely admit suck

>>687059227
Your fat

>>687059227
I think that's just gods way of saying fuck you

>>687063379
Girls almost never have a large enough sample or good enough judgement to have any reliable data.

>>687063490

It's RNG, like I said. Retard.

>>687059227
that's why you faggot need a beard to feel manly again

>>687063490
It's most likely genetics. It's unlikely anything in your environment did it.

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>>687060073
how do you know what a north korean prisoners dick looks like faggot?

>>687059770
kek

>>687063490
boi, grow some pubic hair and they will think you are a grill

>>687062661
> I am Mexican
> I'm 5 inches erect
> Still fucking your wives

>>687063490
Why would you like something like that? Are you a masochist too?

>>687060459
It's actually kind of hard. I have to do a hip vend over the toilet to make it face down

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>>687061853
Fucking lol

>>687063649
I agree with this. But I have a friend whose an escort in the Phoenix area. She said the only consistency she found was among black man. I guess they typically do have bigger dicks but she's run into a lot of average ones too.

>>687063265
yeah dude i'm 5'8", 122 lbs and can barely grow facial hair, somehow its 8.5" and meaty, it doesn't make any fucking sense... i'm really fucking sorry abt your substandard peen...

Why do people with these oh no I have a small dick threads, always turn out to be obese fucks. Like do they enjoy having a tiny dick or are they just fetishized about it now and the want it to be even smaller?

>>687061853
Top kek

>>687063666
RNG?

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>>687059227

i like your large clit bonita

>>687061853
>a life of servitude to the lower gender

>>687059227
post your dick hard, showing us something flaccid doesn't explain anything.

>>687063265
It's around 4.5 inches I think? I am not going to measure it right now and I've only measured it with a boner.

>>687064190
When you have a big dick you're more motivated to get in shape. If you're insecure it's like "what's the point?"

>>687061558
You like guessing the length of fish, don't you?

>>687064636

It grows like 3 times it's size, which is impressive really.

>>687064750
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

>>687063497
I'm 190 lbs and pretty fit

>>687064956
Sounds like something a fish guesser would say.

When I'm soft my dick is rather small, can be as small as OP's sometimes, but when I'm erect it's longer than my iPhone 6+. That makes me feel good about myself, especially when I see women holding their 6+'s.

Serious question OP: when you jerk off, is it like pinching a nipple or do you rub it like a clit?

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>>687064750
wat

>>687064190
I'm 190 and relatively fit. 395 low bar squat, 225x8 bench

>>687065075
that must be a picture of somebody else then

op probably lives in alaska or something and it's cold af

>>687065269
No, if just happens to be the lighting of the pic, or perhaps my posture

>>687059227
Thought that was a malformed titty from the catalog thumbnail

Well it could always be worse. You may have a tiny weiner but at least you don't have a humiliation fetish
Oh wait...

>>687064762
I'm glad it does. One thing about having a big dick, is that when I was in middle school it was still like 7 inches and I would just randomly get a boner. From that experience I learned it is better to be a grower not a shower since it's embarrassing.

While that was going on, I learned to make excuses for not getting out of my desk :) Oh, and school's only focus on women's body issues.

>>687064750
>>687064956
>>687065216
He means that he probably exaggerates

>>687065355
Southern California...almost

>>687065143
I've only been fishing once and didn't catch anything. I saw a pretty big catfish in a lake once though.

>>687059227
Don't lose heart or have it effect your ego OP. Just get a dildo for your GF to play with her. Problem solved.

>>687065556
I'm not exaggerating. It's the type of thing you wouldn't believe without seeing.

this would be a great time to break out the taffy puller from willy wonka and the chocolate factory

>>687065539
oh god i do not miss the random boners

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I'm 5'7" and this is my cock

>>687065859
average i see

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>>687061369

How on earth do you jack off

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5'8 cant grow a beard for shit but I'm loaded

>>687059227
serious question OP:

did your mom raise your right? or did she yell at you? was she sweet? or was she a bitch? was she dominating, or nurturing?

I ask because my dick is less than large and my mom was an insane bitch who basically neutered me in regards to other women. I wonder if there's a connection there. Like maybe growing up with that lowered my testosterone development or something.

>>687065986
It's 7"'. I have small hands

>>687065558
where at in so cal?

909 here, and i also have a tiny useless cock.

Index and thumb making circle usually.

>>687061038
my cats whiskers are longer

>>687065859
ever heard of a razor? shave that shit you fucking pleb.

>>687061558
one of my friends is about the same. he's probably like 10" hard. shit's ridiculous

I'm 5'3 with a 7.5 incher

>>687066256

818

>>687066170
very nice dood. would suck/10

>>687066402
Only fags shave their pubes.

>>687059227
I've been fucked by a 12yr old with a bigger dick than that

I think one thing I learned from this board is that men with full beards appear to have smaller dicks.

>>687066513
only fags post their cocks online for other guys to look at as well, but here you are.

>>687059227
my dad is a red headed irish dude and he's only like 5'9 with a slight build.

i'm black haired and 6'2. massive build.

pretty sure my mum cheated on him. after having 4 girls before me, i cant blame her.

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I'm 5'7, don't have much body hair and can't grow a beard

>>687059227
no its completely random

>>687059227
Aww, I'd fuck you anyways

>>687060617
Your trap doesn't count!

>>687061558
Oh Fuck thats hot

>>687066405
>one of my friends
>"friend"
you mean your boyfriend you fagit

>>687059227
T-T-T-Timestamp!

I'm 6'3 and my dick is about 6.5 inches long, 6 inches around but I'm still 18 and sources say cocks still grow in size until you're 25 or something but I doubt mine would grow more.
Maybe an inch or more I guess.

Height really doesn't mean much and it's all random.

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>>687062260
Same here, there's actually quite some dick buried underneath all that

>>687062301
lel

>>687059227
do an alabama hot pocket first that will fill your gurl up so you don't need to work as hard

>>687062462
I need to see

>>687067726
shhh is an secrit

>>687067747
Sorry too late...I'll post tomorrow with pic e or somethibg. But I'll guarantee youll find no reference to that pic on the internet, because I just uploaded it

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>>687062590
Poser

>>687067950
What's that

>>687067975
Yah don't worry about it. I've got about the same size dick and it sucks ass

>>687062590
>>687068011
Same here. Gf is petite, solid bj or anal is not possible for me, at least with her

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>>687062462
Here u go

>>687068256
Lucky you. Or seek out for a /b/ sissy, which can take it

>>687068058
take a dump in her vag before you do her

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I'm 5'6". Beard, covered in hair.

>>687068343
hot
fap for us op

>>687068398
do you ever feel bad about how much it bends

>>687068343
oh man how haven't you killed yourself

>>687068343
I'd suck without hesitation

>>687068398
u also have a bent dick

>>687068398
EWW

>>687067874
keep telling yourself that fatty

>>687059227

environmental. my mother fed us soy based infant formula and thats what i attribute to grower city

>>687068343
Hmm, mine looks like that as well when flaccid but it grows lots. Is this you hard?

>>687068473

I've never had a single complaint.

>>687068633
I actually know, since I wasn't always fat. The dick just vanished after the fat came

>>687068792
Yes...flaccid is first pic of thread, the second one is hard

>>687068398
jesus do you have to stand at a 90 degree angle when pissing?

>>687068473
That's like a prostate massager. Nobody would ever complain about that.

>>687068343
have you seen a doctor about this?

>>687069009
Who takes a piss while hard?

>>687059227
I feel you bro, i'm 6'2" have a deep ass voice can grow facial hair and i'm stuck with a little shitty cock, i'm like 1 inch flaccid and 5.5 inches erect feelsbadman

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>>687066170
Damn I would like that up my ass.

>>687069009
It it's hard? Yeah... I basically have to grapple the toilet and hover so I don't piss everywhere.

>>687069142
people excited to pee?
look I didn't think it through, I was just taken aback at the dramatic bend

>>687068989
I feel ya OP. Did you ever have a grill rejecting stuff because of it?

Mine is real small as well and I'm very conscious about it. So much that I've turned down gorgeous grills quite a few times because I didn't want the humiliation. I don't know what to do..

>>687065575
>I saw a pretty big catfish in a lake once
>pretty big catfish
>pretty big
sure buddy

>>687065859
nice 4 incher ya got there

tfw 7 inch dick but a feminine body and 5'7

>>687066170
The most perfect cock. Would be better if uncut but still very nice

>>687069081
When I was 22 but she basically said that my window was missed for any successful treatment, though she said that given my otherwise normal development she wasn't even sure if any intervention would produce the desired results

My parents are conspiracy nuts and that probably played a role in their not sending me when I was younger

>>687068398
Sweet you already included banana for scale

>>687069510
Uhm, proof?

>>687069510
do you like having a big cock though?

>>687067210
that means its only sorta wrong to fuck your sisters

>>687060981
>bait

>>687069515
not perfect if you can still improve it.

>>687063490
A lot of things in the environment can fool your body into thinking they're estrogen. Soy infant formula is like giving a child six birth control pills a day.

biologistfag

>>687063765
you are completely wrong and a fucktard to boot

>>687068825
>>687068933
i just think it looks ugly is all
i would probably kill myself if i had a crooked dick

>>687068343
Take out the actual peen from the foreskin

>>687068398
Lighting is weird and all but nope

>>687069544
well that sucks.

>>687069510
be my gf?

>>687069736
>my sisters...
one married a pedophile, convinced my nephew to get him charged, so she wont talk to me anymore.
another one wont talk to me because apparently she was raped as a child and nobody gives a fuck (read: jealous that people cared about the nephew getting raped, but not her, even though she never told anyone) lol

the other two are fat and ugly.

though i did have a few good faps of one sister when she was 16 and i was like 12. she had perfect DD's and a fucking awesome cunt with like the tiniest amount of hair. perfect build... curvy without being fat, ya know?

now she's a fat cunt.

>>687070018
prove it?

>>687069897
explain

grow some dickcheese to make it appear bigger

If you're fat lose some weight.

I've dropped from 100kg to ~90k and swear I've almost gained an inch in length.

>>687064494
Go back to your basement kek

>>687070309
kek thats fucked up

>>687069544
man that fucking sucks. my parents were nutjobs too and refused to get me immunized. caused me a lot of pain and misery over the years.

and i turned out to be autistic anyway. lol.

>>687059227
Can you fap?

As long as you can there's still hope dude. Find a grill who doesn't care and make her happy with your tongue and fingers. Toys as well. I've got a 3" dick and have a very naughty gf. Although I can't fuck her into oblivion she always cums way more often than I do when we "fuck"

>>687070478
keep being a fag kek

>>687059227

i think you cant really grow bigger, it would be like trying to have bigger ears or bigger eye balls

u could loose hardness and function by streching it for hours/days

genetic and environment are probably the reason

yet you are lucky to be born valid

maybe some plants can change that

but only as long as you use it, exercices, surgery

i would suggest to smash it with a hammer for days

maybe the damage can make it bigger

it must be a pain to look happy an confident everyday infront of people

>>687059227
OP, I think I read somewhere that hormone levels of the mother while pregnant affect the child's sexual development, so maybe it's that.

I'm 6', 115 lb, have a soft medium voice, but have 7.7 inches. So it's a mix of genetics, hormones, and luck.

>>687064367
A fucking casual and you have a tiny dick. What the fuck are you even good for dude?

>>687070852
jej

>>687070611
Pics?

>>687059227
Lose weight you fat shit.

>>687066177

ofc neurotic environment is influent on your whole body

>>687071103
What of her or me?

>>687071330
Both

>>687071330
Both or either

>>687071330
either/or

>>687070903 you're anorexic

>>687069510
how much do u weight?

>>687070378
http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/shrinking-effect-of-environmental-estrogens-on-reproductive-organs/

Google Lake Apopka Alligators too. The web is full of good information.
if google is too hard for you, try duckduckgo

>>687071412
>>687071435
>>687071477
Lemme check if I can find some real quick. I don't have much since we only do them when we're drunk as fuck.

>>687071633
Not me tho

>>687071718
120 pounds

>>687069179
Damn have a kik you sound like me lol mine is raul_ramos2141

>>687070387 see
>>>687071825

>>687071633
hot as fuvk!
more

>>687070852
>>687059227

he has nothing to lose

>>687072187
he is functional atm, losing that would sux.

OP. i know it must really suck, i think nearly every man has had a moment where they are afraid of having a small dick.

just remember, there are plenty of guys with huge cocks out that that will never use them. motherfuckers will die having never felt a vagina slide down their shaft.

so i guess, maybe feel better. or dont. kys.

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>>687072319
you call that functional?

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>>687072522
>>687072693
hell yea