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Faces of /b/
kill yourself faggot
>>687059046
Nah. Have fun wasting another 30 minutes of your life
>>687059023
m or f?
>>687059419
Guess
>>687059530
...mtf?
cancer thread
sage
>>687059571
Naw, just m
>>687058878
Your face says to me that you are a loner. That you seek social gratification but you are too awkward or afraid to do something about it.
You grew out your facial hair because you thought it made you look better.
You wish you were strong enough to kill yourself.
Sorry Anon.
>>687059722
>>687059167
Haha, samefag
>>687059615
boring/10
>>687059802
why would i call this thread cancer and then proceed to post the cancer banana
>>687059802
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill
>>687059894
You just explained yourself. Plus, the posters tabulation didn't change when you made that post. Kind of a giveaway anon
>>687059839
>>687059798
Same as OP.
What does my face says /b/ ?
>>687060048
french?
>>687060048
Ugly duckling turned into average looking/good looking guy.
Confident and Good looking on the outside.
Dying on the inside from years of bullshit because you were never good enough.
Moving on.
>>687060048
that you're a gay retarded faggot who should have been aborted
>>687060228
Luxembourg
>>687060134
You are just a faggot.
No story to that.
MUH, reminds me of the train cars in treblinka..
>>687060382
So sad
>>687060045
I have no desire to kill myself. My facial hair grows slow as fuck.
I'm a pretty social person too. Love going out and to the club etc.
0/3
>>687060382
Highschool.
Butt fugly
Cant get girls. Going through the same drama every highschooler goes through. Blah blah blah "muh depression".
>>687060382
WOW you need to kill yourself
>>687060290
Actually pretty fucking relevant, except I was never really bullied, I was just harsh to myself and didn't had any confidence
>>687060048
"I'd do well in gay porn"
They call me Cucker Hung
>>687060463
Arrogant. But lonely.
Good friend to a few but best friend of none.
Moved around alot.
rate/hate/masturbate
>>687060721
Decent looks.
Awful fashion sense.
Not a virgin but attempts to get girls on tinder to fill the empty void he had after college.
Works a mediocre job.
>>687060463
sorta cute
>>687060881
>>687060765
Same as this guy.
>>687060881
dem eyes b
>>687060881
italian/10
>>687060463
did you fall from the sky? because you look like a dead bird
waddup faggits
>>687060523
Sorry you are lying to yourself.
No normie goes on this shithole part of the web.
>>687058878
Rate please
>>687061280
watch it punk, ill fuck you up bitch.
>>687061020
Wrong on all counts, but closest on the second. I'm a good friend to ALL and a best friend to few.
Feel free to guess again.
>>687061516
awful pic
>>687060949
I have never used Tinder. And I actually dress pretty sharp. But yeah the job front sucks right now.
>>687061371
That's the thing though I really do. I have no pictures saved from this sight. No "reaction" folder etc. I just get some laughs from /b/. Some of the stuff y'all post is comedy gold. What the fuck is a normie btw? I mean I get it means normal, but who is normal? I'm me anon
>>687061516
This guy.
/fit/izen reporting in
>mfw people don't even lift
im a more attractive OP, you gotta admit
>>687059750
>>687059750
>>687059750
>>687062473
Your mostache is too thick
rate me up bois
>>687060463
fucking sandnigger
>>687062771
britfag?
>>687062687
blurrypic
Hola
Not a super recent photo. I've shaved since but w/e. What do you people think?
Am I cool yet?
>>687063722
"yes officer, hes the one who touched me"/10
>>687063722
go outside more your blinding me
>>>
r8 me.
>>687061066
thx bb
>>687061074
not even at all
>>687060881
Nobody's gonna try me again?
>>687064091
Im onto your tricks, kike.
>>687062473
Ayyyy a fellow fitBro
>>687064276
6.5; indeterminate age
>>687063625
6.5
>>687064379
Midwesterner/10
>>687064578
SoCal brother
Rate either
>>687060881
Here's a somewhat older pic
>>687064681
surfer/10
>>687065002
>She
>>687064379
Show dick
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>687058878
Yotam Perel/10
r8 me
To those of you that think I look emo, I'm not, I fuckin' hate emos.
>>687065626
Edgy
>>687065606
Look like a kind, confident person 7/10
>>687065626
Shave your lip hair. Do not grow out a starter stache. You may think it's a neat thing to do now that you can grow hair, but it will look disgusting
>>687065784
I am an edgy stoner, I'll admit
>>687065988
I don't really care what people think about me, I don't necessarily think it looks cool or whatever, I'm just lazy mainly
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
>>687066137
chink isis / pos
>>687066234
nigger/10
>>687066234
gamma/10
>>687066268
am white but i'll take it
>>687065606
Would fuck/10
r8 b8
>>687066636
nice teeth
>>687066234
> Can't bench press their own weight
MFW
>>687066234
99/10
>>687066721
eyebrows / 10
>>687060290
IS THERE MORE LIKE ME OUT THERE? HOW DO I FIX THIS?? I'M TIRED OF BEING HANDSOME AND FEELING UGLY. DUFS IT ALL UP. SORRY FOR CAPS.
>>687066090
beard too thin, but props on length
6.5-7/10
>>687066721
Like Eli Roths fatter less creepy brother
>>687066721
The hidden leaf village handsome devil/10
>>687067155
Thanks dawg. It's like 3 years of growth, I'm trying to get it long enough to braid. I know that's faggy, I don't care.
>>687067428
kek
>>687059023
if I were into girls id fuck you
>>687068185
Bro what's with the necklaces was this picture taken in 2001?
>>687067347
>Eli Roth
>>687067428
>>687066949
ty my /b/rethren
Rate me ferguts.
>>687068185
That neckless only looks good on attractive people.
If you don't look like this don't wear it.
>>687068557
8/10 face but the weight takes some of it away. 6/10 overall
>>687068557
The "i was raped as a kid/my exes all abused me" starter pack
>>687068981
>8/10 face but the weight takes some of it away
Then it'd be a 7/10 no? What's the point of even saying that it's an 8/10 when you don't even agree it's an 8/10 cause of her weight?
>>687069012
Sorry I wasnt raped and my exes where pretty decent guys. :P
>>687068557
What is that thing under your eye? And why do you wear that stupid necklace those fat goth girls who are dating ugly lanky greasy long haired guys always have?
>>687069192
If she had a body that i thought was more attractive then she would be an 8 in my eyes. But as is she is a 6 to me
>>687068981
Yeah I took some weight when I stopped to do drugs 2 years ago and need to work a lot on that, lose 30 pound this far so im now somewhere inbetween the cute/chubby and the whale but its coming slowly
>>687069539
Glad to hear you're cleaning up
>>687069539
>so far im now somewhere inbetween the cute/chubby and whale
Post a full body pic cause I think you're full of it
>>687068293
>>687068941
I had it since I was 6
I hate it but it has been too long for me to take it off
>>687069759
>desperately hoping for more pics so you can fap
>>687069457
Well, because I love this necklace. I have some without it too.
>>687069970
6.5
>>687069922
>>687069922
Or maybe I know she's lying because no girl calls themself "cute/chubby" when they really mean "I'm fat as fuck"
I mean she's posted 2 pics and they're both only of her face, it's a classic "fat girl trying to hide her weight" technique you see
>>687069703
Thanks, yeah I guess I had my "Dun care lel lets do drugs and party because thats what the cool kids do" phase, and then addiction. Was tired of this because it was leading nowhere so did IT tech support class, got a diploma, travelled in the country, got a house, etc.
Guess life get better ^^
>>687070412
>implying you haven't came twice and are now crying because she won't be your waifu
>>687070475
Awesome i hope everything stays good
>>687070767
Why do you keep responding with implications? Do you have anything of real substance to comment or are you going to keep on with this shit baiting?
>>687070923
>implying you aren't typing in a blind rage because you are a virgin neckbeard making fun of cute girls on the internet to make yourself feel better
>>687071178
>you are a virgin neckbeard making fun of cute girls on the internet to make yourself feel better
Ah there it is, you're a white knight upset I have anything negative to say about a random female on /b/. Ok good to know where you stand.
>>687061773
It's ok /b/rah. Stop the charade. You're one of us...F O R E V E R...........
>>687071246
7/10, would be 8/10 without the white trash facial hair
Dogs a 9/10
So many ugly dudes
>>687071326
>implying I'm upset
>>687070412
Well, depend of your standard, not posting full body pics because I dont have many, and the one I have look ugly af because it was funny pic and stuff like that
>>687071546
Or this, bit its not better
>>687071546
>grumpy cat meme shirt
Jesus fucking christ the cringe is real
>>687060048
>What does my face says
i am a huge faggot please rape my face
>>687065606
10/10 really cute
>>687071530
But you are a white knight then? Good to hear, but you should stop replying your implying is getting boring
>>687060881
look like a magician or a fat Gambit
R8 also guess where Iam from
>>687071844
>implying my implications are boring
>>687062687
scrubs guy...
>>687066636
you look like a YouTube gamer commentator
>>687071178
>HOW DARE YOU TALK BADLY ABOUT THIS FINE FEMALE???? I WILL DEFEND HER HONOR!!!!
>>687062771
holy shit marco rubio on my /B/
>>687071929
Gotham
>>687059615
You look a little like that guy from YACHT
>>687071949
Yeah they are, but it's cute you think otherwise
>>687063722
better hope you're in a band.
Faeces of /b/
>>687059023
You'd look really cute in a skirt
>>687072065
>implying I'm cute
Faggot
>>687071669
Ikr? Omg you dont deserve to be here because you find some meme funny urgh!
You know whats cringe? A guy who come to the internet to make argument with strangers and insult random girls.
Are you sad? I hope it relieved you at least.
I assume what I am at least.
Do you assume that you are a cunt at least? Its your time to post a pic so we can laugh at you now :p
>>687072223
Hey look you actually made a post that wasn't all greentext, I'm so proud of you
>>687060048
You were probably really ugly when you were younger but grew into a hottie.
You're also somewhat emotionally damaged. Probably lacking empathy.
>>687072278
>all this mad in one post
Lmao maybe you should go to tumblr for a safe space then?
>>687072294
Cute and proud of me? You wanna kik sometime or something?
>>687060382
WHEN I WAS
>>687072278
jesus fucking christ
>>687072278
Kek someone insults your shirt and you get all angry and buttblasted, this is hilarious you are literally tumblr incarnate with your easily offended self
inb4 "i'm not offended sweety I just call it like i see it :)" or some faggy response
>>687062771
Brandon 2.0
>>687058878
Reminds me of how i used to lookk like. Had the exact same beard and hair was similar
>>687072489
Share it if you got it I'm up for late night chatting
>>687064091
Faggot nigger kike commie fascist J-Law Fiona Apple arachnid
>>687072723
Went to go check my name but I'm logged out and have no clue what my user is
>>687072931
That's a shame maybe another time then
>>687071929
mom's basement?
>>687065002
You look like the guy from TR/ST. What's his name?
>>687072448
Nah, you dont have to assume i'm mad and all because i'm saying what i'm thinking.
I just dont understand, I mean, do you feel better or something after or..?
I'm half curious half bored.
And we all know there is mostly social case and weird stuff and people who come on /b/ so whats the point?
I expect an honest response, I just wanna know what really come through your mind.
>>687073110
>going the "i'm just curious why you act this way" route
How boring
>>687073041
Looked it up his name is Robert Alfons. I've never even heard of the group but i can see a little similarity
13 and a cuck
>>687073110
>>687072278
I don't know what would be worse, you being the girl getting easily offended someone called you cringe for the shirt you're wearing or you being a white knight beta coming to defend the girls honor because you can't stand by and let a stranger on /b/ insult a female
Maybe both are just as bad since you wrote a damn paragraph
>>687072595
I just dont understand how its relevant, guess its just because its funny, and its just a shirt, im just curious.
>>687073278
We are all bored or we wouldnt be here, and you know im right.
>>687073041
Benefuck cumbersnatch i think
>>687073825
What you're basically saying is "why would you insult someone on /b/ for a shirt they're wearing" which is honestly a retarded thing to ask on fucking 4chan. Get over it jesus.
>>687073825
You're not right though, but keep pretending you have a valid point :)
Remember honey, try not to take this place too seriously k?
>>687072636
who
>>687073955
Arent /b/ full of 'tard anyway?
One more one less
>>687074119
Woah guys this chick (dude?) has their middle finger out better watch out they probably carry a knife around and shit!
>>687074119
RawrxD/10
>>687074396
Lost it actually, useful in L.A. doe
>>687074119
Now you look like the type to prostitute in a public bathroom
rate me
>>687074119
You're parents may not understand you but don't worry when you move out you can buy all the black eyeliner you want
>>687074803
NOID/10
>>687074783
Ya know, you guys get me
>>687074975
Ew what the fuck is that a damn soulpatch holy shit
>>687074881
>been moved out since 17
>been fuckin shit up
>>687074803
akimbo slice/10
>>687074975
Your face seems so punchable
>>687074803
h-hi stefan-kun~
>>687074107
Brandon.
Basically he was a MEGA shitposter who started 3 or more threads a day asking /b/, /soc/ and a few other boards things like, "Why can't I get a girlfriend?" or "why does nobody love me?" along with a picture of his face. Eventually people started asking him to post other parts of his body and he did it without questioning a thing. He's gone now, he found a boyfriend and made his last thread like a year ago.
Now, every now and then, people start Brandon threads (these are especially prominent on /hm/), in which people share pictures, gifs, and webms of Brandon doing very dirty things for 4chan's approval.
He was...he was kinda hot, I'm not gonna lie.
>>687075085
>Been fuckin shit up
>Been sat at home on autism bux posting on 4chan all day and listening to my chemical romance
>Fuckin
>Fuckin
>FUCKIN
>>687074119
Ok please tell us are you a guy or girl because you could be either and it's bothering me
>>687064383
would fuck
>>687075469
No matter what i tell you, someone will say I'm wrong
>>687074803
Might have killed someone, possibly sells hard drugs, probably fronts an experimental rap/punk group, likely has satanic tattoos, almost certainly emotionally damaged, possibly with severe Borderline Personality or schizophrenia mixed with anxiety + major depression. Very, very introverted and private. Likes to fuck with people over the internet.
8/10 Best New Face
>>687075380
Fuckin is right
>>687058878
This is me as a kid
>>687074803
you look like a loser go shave
>>687059023
would fuck/10
>>687075594
Post your genitals then
ayy I b8 4 r8, m8.
>>687059023
you look like the girl from breakfast club. would bang
>>687075594
Are you one of those genderfluid tumblr faggots?
hey everyone ;)
>>687075846
>creepy stalker/pretentious douchebag hairstyle
>ugly watch
>snapping that he's gonna drink (most likely by himself)
Face is a 6/10 but with that shit you're a 4/10
>>687074107
you could literally just google "brandon 4chan"
>>687075926
Nah just a trans girl faggot
>>687072239
Oh, come on, someone rate me please
>>687075904
There's no way he looks like prime Ally Sheedy you must be fucking faceblind
>>687076074
Post your feminine penis and boipucci
>>687076271
You look like a school shooter
>>687076171
Kys
>>687059798
you projecting anon ?
Rate me, faggots.
>>687076271
holy shit
>>687075846
"I'm 16 and my parents own the moon" starter pack
>>687058878
not ugly at all
james franco/10
>>687076348
thanks
>>687076403
Get out fucking normie
>>687072239
>>687076171
>shit facial hair genes
>ugly hair
6/10
