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What weapon do you keep by your bed /b/?
>Pic related. It's my knife.
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This lil guy
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a CZ-75B 9mm.
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>>687053762
Wish i still had my cz m8. Great gun
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A machete that's total length is that of my arm.
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>>687053762
CZ makes a damn fine firearm. Own a g2 P-07 myself.
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>>687053762
Very nice
You probably have a large penis
Am I right?
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>>687053969
thanks, it's a great weapon. Wouldn't mind getting one of the 97s.
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>>687053734
Also the little gerber machete and my edc knife. Rem 800 12g on my wifes side.
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>>687053438
Aluminum baseball bat for me, rattan arnis stick for my fiance. Planning on buying a gun soon, but too many obligations.
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>>687053762
Those G2 pens are the best mrite?
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>>687054422
Fuckin love em. Glide so smoove. Gives me the cummies.
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>>687053438
My penis
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Ornamental grade katana stuck between mattress and bed frame, pull on handle you now are armed. Would be funny if I caught someone improperly armed sneaking up on me
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rg4P4oEd6Gs

Hasn't failed me yet
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>>687054619
So they can die laughing?
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Springfield 1911, .45ACP on my side

S&W .38 special on my wife's nightstand
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>>687054718
Kekkles
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>>687053762
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>>687054843
The bottom gun interests me.
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>>687054728
Yes. :')
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>>687054358
One of those obligations is to keep your woman safe anon. Go buy something, even a cheap gun is better than no gun.
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>>687053438
One of these
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a few knives.

people in my country rarely carry guns. but they do carry knives.
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>>687055124
12g break open Pardner SB1
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>>687053734
>>687054321

what do you fear bitch?
or just all-in paranoid?
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>>687055231
Wanted one of those until i got to hold one. My knuckles are too big to quickly and easily fit through the holes
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>>687053969
>>687054249
>>687054263
>>687054422
thanks bros. heres a bonus pic
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>>687055597
Noice
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>>687055482
Nice, what's the spread like?
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>>687055094
kek, you cant engage the safety when there's not a round chambered. Thank you for your concerns b/ro
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I keep my Mossberg 500 under my bed

>>687055095
Gordon Freeman?
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>>687053438
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>>687055508
Get one like this. I used to have one of these as well, but I traded it in for some old WWII Jap stuff.
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>>687055678
Super wide. Way less accuracy, but it sure as shit makes up in asshole-knocking-down power. Hands down my favorite so far though
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>>687055597
nice ak. I want to get one but gotta save money.

I have a subcompact berets px4 9mm. also Walther p22. and knife that slides out the front with one push. pretty sharp.
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>>687055187
Yes, I'm buying one. But we're planning our wedding and weddings are costly and we're both taking master's degrees so we'll buy a gun after these two are finished. I'm buying something basic like a snubnose revolver and a ruger 22
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>>687053438
Swiss army knife lol
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Ah, I love America.
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>>687053438
myself
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>>687054703
>tips fedora
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I have one of these in my closet. The head is loose, though. I really need to get around to oiling the handle.
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old school. easy. glock 19 gen 4. 3 mags with hollow points.
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>>687055973
Not a bad idea. Thanks fam
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German antique .44 mag ivory handle
>tis my greatest possession
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>>687054321
>Rem 870

Probably just a typo. Not confirmed faggot yet.
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>>687056042
Don't even have to really aim I suppose. And is that a wood grip?
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>>687056629
This might be one of the first few I look at for my next piece. Does it ever jam? How often do you clean it?
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>>687055597
Nice. Here's the p07. Fantastic gun.
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>>687055597
Here's the others for good measure. (the dog is also very mean haha jk)
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>>687056796
Haha no, just make sure you're about 10 feet from the target and you're good.
'Tis a wood grip, had my uncle help me grind and sand down that butt of it
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>>687057237
Neat.
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>>687056704
>ivory
Looks like shitty plastic
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>>687056152
The best gun is the one you can afford. Even a .22 can be a good home defense weapon. It's better than a baseball bat.
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>>687057200
that dog looks fucking horrified.
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>>687057200
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>>687057804
She's not a fan of the camera flash.
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>>687056890
It jammed the first time I fired it. I was pretty pissed when that happened. Using cheap ammo from Walmart. Since then I've run over 1000 rounds through it at the range and it has never jammed once. Don't use "perfecta" ammo and you will be fine. I try to clean it after every range trip, but I get distracted alot. I would rate it at AK level as far as reliability goes.

I have an Armalite AR and if I don't clean that it has problems. This Glock just works.
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>>687053438
I hope you don't plan on using that thing for self defence. Great way to get yourself killed. A bat or a metal pipe would be far mote effective.
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>>687053438
Nothing like a good ol fashion baseball bat
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>>687054992
That I was fucking talking about!
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>>687055973
those are super illegal where im from. no 3 sided dirks/daggers. the wound is too messy
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A weapon to surpass metal gear
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>>687054703
Have you ever Bern to any Typ of Swordsmanship class?Did you ever a have sparing fight?If not, that thing is pretty much unusable to you.
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>>687053438
Ruger .44 super BlackHawk
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>>687054263
Eurocuck or paid Clinton shill detected
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A fucking baseball bat
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>>687055846
This would actually be funny, provided it was an inert grenade. I'd love to see the look on an intruders face if that landed at his feet. Of course I'd hope there would be some sort of firearm based backup plan.
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>>687059832
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>>687060035
you gotta yell FRAG OUT for full effect
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This pistol
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>>687060196
I'm so sorry
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>>687060196
Also, this
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>>687060231
For what?
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>>687053438
Because i live in Australia it's not illegal here yet

But I eat really bad foods and at any given time i
Can shit my pants and use that as ammo
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>>687055095
How you doing Mr Freeman?
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>>687056042
You will definitely go to prison for using that gun in self defense.
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>>687060164
Of course. Both parties would have a great story, you can tell all your buddies how you stopped a home invasion with a fragmentation grenade and the thug would tell all his homes about the nut job that threw a grenade at him inside his own house.
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>>687060627
Damn they really cucked you. Were you around when they sent the Stasi around steal your guns?
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>>687053438
>Winchester knives
>not even oc pic
Lel
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>>687060893
No doubt. But god damn it'll be worth it.
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>>687060893
>what is castle doctrine
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A 5" remington hunting knife, a baseball bat, and a Cold Steel brand machete shaped into a super fucking sharp Gladius. Have a 2 gauge in my bedroom closet
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>>687061329
12 gauge
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>>687061310
My feels > rule of law
>Vote Hillary 2016
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>>687053438
I keep this one beside me at all times
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>>687061310
Any mods to a self defense gun will be used against you when you go to court. Also sawed off shotguns are way illegal.
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>>687060974
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>>687061201
I bet that thing is fun as shit to shoot.
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the only weapon I need
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>>687061560
Fucking nerd
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>>687061598
*if we go to court
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>>687061031
bout 20 years ago or more we had an Amnesty
because some nutter went and shot up
Port Arthur, At the time They blamed

MUSIC
Then
Movies
Then
Video games
and
Porn

Fucking cock smoker fucked this country
They'd already planned it and stupid
cunts gave in, America seems likes
it has the same corporations and the
like pushing the buttons for a similar
outcome.

Self Defense in your own home in Australia
Occasioning Harm will see you charged for
Assault even though you're the intended Victim.

This country will be filled with Mudslimes and fucking pointless rules that allow them
to walk all over us, This is all because of the
Quest for resources in the 3rd world and
the Pay off to sheiks and princes
is the allowance and taking on of refugees
in certain quantity's.

TRAITOROUS GOVERNMENT
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>>687056998
Cz /b/ro here. Hows the gen 2? I have a gen 1 are the changez drastic enougj to warrent switching to a gen 2?
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Ruger
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m16a2 with bayonet
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>>687061710
Oh man I've had it for 2 weeks and I've already put ~400 through it. Onlyissue is that with that much kick, it likes to bounce back and the trigger gaurd fucks up my finger by blunt force. Also tried it one-handed because why the fuck not and it flew back obviously and the corner of the trigger cut my damn finger.
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>>687061310
I don't know the exact verbiage of the law but basically says a man's home is his castle and he can defend it outright. Some states you have ever a duty to retreat, meaning you have to get away from the intruder (keep moving to other rooms). Castle doctorine essentially means you can pop the fool as soon as he walks in your front door. Has nothing to do with mods to guns...which as long as they are legal mods make no difference in your decision to shoot someone. Mods to a gun would most likely be brought up in a civil suit if the thugs relatives want to sue...but the decision to use deadly force will stand by itself.
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Coldsteel ti-lite. Aus-8a steel blade, zytel handle. Not bad for fourty bucks
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>>687062036
Hopefully your country will stop electing leftist cucklords
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>>687062201
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>>687057622
Its just really fucking old and needs to be replaced
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>>687061770
Mew mow dogger not woof bork one scares me
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>>687062039
The changes are mostly minimal. More beveled edges and a straighter trigger. Both shoot incredibly though.
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Not home to take a pic of mine, but this. I actually hope someone tries it.
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>>687062409
It depends on the state. Some don't codify it, others do. It's a common law principle. I live in NC and we have kick ass common law and codified self defense statutes.
>Feels good man
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>>687062039
I had a gen1 in .40 but wasn't a fan of the caliber. The 9mm is fantastic.
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The AR stays next to the headboard, the Springfield with the flashlight / laser is in the night stand. The AI is less than 10 steps from the bed if they want to try to be cute and run

tl;dr. Loaded AR 15, 9mm Springfield XDM with Streamlight TLR-2s.
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>>687063214
artic warfare ?
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>>687063420
AE MKII .308, Schmidt and Bender 4-16x50 P4F
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>>687063176
I love my 9mm. Not a fan of .40 either. 9mm is more manageable in my opinion and 147gr +p is more than adequate
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Honest question, why do you guys keep guns next to your bed? It would never occur to me to do something like that. Do you really live in such terrible places or are you just doing it for the lolz?
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>>687064010
I live in Albuquerque.... A gun next to the bed is mandatory.
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>>687064010
It doesn't really matter if you live in a shit place or not. Niggers are gonna nig regardless of location.
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>>687063786
Completely agree.
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>>687064010
>Not wanting to protect yourself/family
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>>687063420
And yes, it's an actual AI... Not some poorfag shitty 700 knockoff.
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>>687064010
I hope a pack of dindus and/or Muslims break in and rape you until your soul leaves your body.
Fuck off Clinton shill
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>>687064403
Protect them from what? Zombies? There hasn't been a break-in in my neighbourhood for decades.
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Domestic nuke. You fuck with me, the whole fucking city goes up in fallout.
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>>687063786
Second this. .40 and higher has a sharper recoil and the bigger rounds have a negligibly better ballistic performance. Plus 9 is much less expensive to shoot. When I was debating what caliber to get someone told me the best caliber is the one you are comfortable with (except .22) most practice = most comfortable, less expensive rounds = more rounds to practice with.
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>>687064500
I'm not an amerifag. No black people or muslims in my country.
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>>687064648
You never fucking know. A chimp could burst into your house at night, rape your wife, and you'll just stand there watching like the cuck you are.
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>>687064010
I don't even live in a nigger town, or even IN town. My house is outside of town, but NOT QUITE far enough outside of town ( been broke into over the years a few times, by junkies ). So I do it for the actual protection, not the lulz.
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>>687064010
I live in a rather nice suburb that is secluded and a rather long way from crappy areas. Some nignog decided to break in my house one night, fucker shit a brick when I flipped on the light and he was staring down the business end of my M&P. That's why I keep a gun handy.
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>>687064778
Exactly. Thats the best rule. The largest caliber you feel comfortable carrying and can accurately shoot is the best caliber.
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S&W model 60 357
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>>687065127
But why would I live my life being afraid of such an extremely unlikely scenario? And, if it does happen, I would just call the police, which is very reliable. That's why we pay taxes.
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>>687065068
Yet....
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>>687064778
I also agree with this. 9mm is also my round of choice. If someone needs to feel like a " man " and get a 40, just spend the money and get a 10mm. Glock 20's and 29's can be had all day for cheap because people don't like to fork out the $$ when it comes time to shoot it. lol
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>>687063214
dude
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>>687065210
>>687065276
Damn, that sucks. I've never experienced anything like that. I would keep a gun too, if I were you.
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>>687065635
Stupid troll just exposed himself
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>>687065840
Not trolling, good sir. I am 100% serious. I just grew up in a much different culture.
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>>687065635
The police response time is about 10-15 minutes depending on where you live. The time it takes to draw your weapon and pull the trigger is less than 1 minute.
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>>687065543
Great heart gun.
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>>687065635
Being prepared and afraid are two different things. Across america average police response time is 15min. Do you understand how much shit can happen in 15min?

> what are you gonna say when the robber shows up. "You have 15 minutes to kill me, rape my wife and steal my stuff." Meanwhile 2 out of 3 have been done and the cops are still 10 minutes away.
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>>687054843
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>687066025
You don't understand. There are no serial killers in my country. The most recent active serial killer was apprehended in 1997. There are no crackheads who break in and steal your TV. Very few people own firearms or even knives. Homicide rate is 1.3 per 100,000. The concept of being confronted with a violent criminal and having to pull a gun on him is alien to me. I'm not trying to be a smartass. I'm just really curious as to the differences between our countries.
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>>687065635
Yeah, just a troll but I'm going to reply anyways. Our fire department is great by me but I still have a few fire extinguishers. I don't live in fear of a fire starting but it's nice to know i have an option to help myself if needed. Same with the power company, rarely have issues but I still have flashlights and candles just in case. I have a couple good buddies that are cops, cops are great and do a great job, but even they say if they got a call of a home invasion or something insanely high priority best case scenario would be 5 minutes. By that time you and your family are dead.
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baseball bat and hockey stick
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>>687066446
We don't have that kind of violent criminals in my country. Burglars break in to steal things, not kill or rape. And, like I said earlier, there hasn't been a break-in in my area in decades.
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>>687067230
Those are all valid concerns. Earthquakes happen. Fires happen. Home invasions don't happen. There are burglaries, but they happen when the owners are gone. We don't have that kind of violent criminals here. I'm really not trolling, I was just asking an honest question. I didn't intend to get into a debate with anyone.
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>>687053438
Ruger LCP 380 6+1 with hollow points.
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>>687066955
Even if the chance of someone breaking into my house is 1 in 100,000,000., I still want to be prepared in case it happens. It's like getting a vaccine. I may not get sick, but I'm not gonna take chances.
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Never leave the house without this baby by my side
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>>687067900
I guess that's one way of looking at it. Then again, wouldn't you also have to train in martial arts, first aid, parkour, and all that, if you really want to be prepared for every bad thing that may happen? i don't know, it just seems like a lot of hassle to me. But, to each their own. Thanks for the replies!
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>>687067473
You keep saying "my country." What country is this?
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>>687069114
Well, I try to preserve my privacy as much as possible, but what the hell. I live in Greece. Before that, I used to live in Japan. When I said "my country" I was referring to Greece, even though I'm not really Greek.
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Do you think its manly to have weapon by your bed? Or is it just becouse your country is just too fucking unsafe to live in. Fucking amerifags get rid of your fucking guns
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This thread is so fucking sad in so many ways. Go fuck yourselves in the ear fucking idiots.
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I have a 5 flange mace hanging by my bed because fuck it, why not?
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>>687071199
Yes! Fucking yes! Imagine some dude fucking running out of his room screaming while flailing a mace around while you're trying to steal his shit.
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>>687062668
lol whatever dude. I'll welcome the feds into my house when they come.
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>>687071829
I'm imagining an overweight guy who is 5'6" and naked running out of his garden level apartment screaming with a mace. In my imagination he falls down and hurts himself with the weapon
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>>687072876
aw, that's so adorable you took pictures of your girlfriends and yourself at a slumber party
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My Jericho 941
>>687053438
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>>687055095
Is that a fucking roll of paper towels as a pillow
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>>687074228

Whoops forgot pic
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>>687074323
Why are so many guns painted black? How boring.
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>>687074453
>painted black
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>687053438
I don't have a weapon by my bed. My gf sleeps on the side that's closest to the door, so I just figure any bandits that come into my room will get her and hopefully I won't wake up.
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>>687074553
There is no need to be upset friend.
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>>687073886
Thanks for ruining that image for me. I was thinking some viking looking mother fucker but yeah, this is 4chan, you're description would probably be more accurate....
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>>687074453
1: this isn't call of duty where people are walking around with tiger camo you fuck stick
2: it's called bluing and most guns have it or are stainless color
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>>687073945
that's an old pic from when me and my girlfriends invaded Iraq. We had just dropped bombs on Baghdad and we were headed to Al Asad to take the air base there. Republican Guard were a bunch of chumps who surrendered whenever they could. Me and my girlfriends made quick work of them.
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>>687074717
There's no need to be this uneducated
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>>687073945
aw, that's so adorable you took pictures of your girlfriends and yourself at a slumber party
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mein
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>>687074895
Tiger camo would be even worse faggot.

And surely they could pick a better colour for the "bluing".
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>>687075151
I'm not gonna argue with a 12 year old just look it up or stay ignorant I don't give a shit
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>>687074901
We were pretty busy in those days. Just me and the girls...
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>>687074901
>implying the iraq invasion wasn't met little to no resistance considering the alternative was going back to rule under saddam

tell me the one about the years and years after the invasion though, that sounds like a much better story
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>>687075271
>muh 12 year old meme
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>>687054728
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>>687074901
republican guard= the iraqi military that followed

wtf happened m8? they made it seem like you guys cleaned house like a motherfucker, even though they were also posting footage on how these AL-queda affiliated groups were publically saying they were gonna wait for us to leave...and we just let it happen

they let your girlfriends die for some shit sandpit that they just let a bunch of sheepfuckers take man
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a dildo
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>>687075504
When we deployed off the ship we were conditioned to fear the Republican Guard. When we got there Bradley APCs smashed whole columns of Iraqi tanks. We mopped them up with ease calling in air power whenever needed. They mostly ran and surrendered. It was a relief at the time, but they lulled us into a false sense of security.

I can still remember being on perimeter patrol on the base and gunning down jerks throwing mattresses over the razor wire and trying to get into the base. I can also remember all the IED's and school age kids throwing rocks at us. Overall that kind of crap had little to no chance of stopping us from taking the country, but at the same time you never felt secure. I could feel the hate from some of the people, but it didn't matter, we had to ignore it and treat them like civilians...

When I was flown into Abu Dhabi to leave the theater I slept for two days straight. We never felt safe in Iraq it was always a waiting game for which asshole would try some stupid shit. Afghanistan was worse.
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>>687075717
I couldn't give a fuck about what happened there after I left. When I was there the Republican Guard surrendered whenever they could. Initially they tried to fight, but we had good leadership and stomped them with air power and GPS. Those jerks had no idea what was coming for them. I can remember rolling up on their positions from the desert, and them not even set up to face us. A10's smacked them down, the Abrams rolled in, and we cleared them out. If they were in a building and shot at us we destroyed the building. If they were in the open we rained down artillery on them, if they surrendered we were very careful because half the time they would set up suicide bombers and IEDs to kill us.

If it were up to me we would have just wiped them out as they surrendered... Call me an asshole if you want, but I would much rather kill a surrendering enemy than get blown up trying to take him prisoner.

Pic is a prison camp we set up in an airbase that we took over.
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>>687054992
underrated
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>>687077030
any thoughts on those who are so quick to deploy a massive amount troops and resources to try to prove something again? (in order to make america great again, maybe)
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>>687078221
>If it were up to me we would have just wiped them out as they surrendered

...and it's that sort of mindset if allowed to run free (which it was in some cases) created much more problems down the road
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18" double ended dildo
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>>687078488
If we deploy a massive amount of troops and resources again we need to gain something from it. If we are going to be an empire then just do it, take the oil, take the oil fields and don't act like there was any other reason for doing it. The Romans took what they wanted and didn't lie about it. If we are going to play nice world wide then just do it keep the troops at home to protect the country, get rid of homeland security, get rid of the border patrol and let the military do its job defending the borders.
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>>687079300

it's truly unfortunate it appears as if you haven't learned a goddamn thing from those events based on your comments.
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>>687078787
agreed, but only with half measures. Empires throughout the ages have wiped out all of their enemies and then written the history to make themselves look good.
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>>687079300
>we need to gain something from it.

who do you think profited the most from those events? (spoiler: it was those with various private defense contracts)
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My trusty collapsible nightstick, got me out of two pinches already
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>>687079743
I've been in places where no matter what I do the people there want to kill me.

I don't support an American empire at all, but what I am saying is that the way the war worked out made no sense. you either take the country and resources that you want, or you never go there. It makes no sense to spend all that tax payer money and end up with nothing in the end.
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>>687080294
and that is the problem. Corporate interests have way too much power in our current political system.
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>>687079773

if a state basis itself completely off the past it will COMPLETELY fail...every nation has evolved constantly and will continue to do so (at least the most relevant ones do and will)
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>>687054086
Are you me?
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>>687054843
The cum stains on that mattress from repeated masturbation sessions rubbing your dick against the mattress...

>Not having sheets on the bed

>Those guns
>Lonely wizard detected.
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>>687055095
>>687074238
I don't know where the fuck some of you guys live... slums?
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>>687056998
Whats with the shotgun shell?
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>>687055305
Country?
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>>687055489
Skinwalkers.
Dindus.
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>>687080407
>>687080581

the rabbit hole is deeper than you think and i wish i could explain further, but unfortunately i cannot. (and no im not some infowars idiot)
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I dont own any personal defence.
Im not CQC trained.

Id say im fucked.
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CRKT M1613T
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>>687081555
Checking my own trips
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>>687062036
I agree anon, I hope Bryant has been brutally ass raped every day of his sentence for fucking up this god awful CUNTry.

>>687062644
The problem with this shithole 2 party country is that the Left wants to take your guns, and Right wants to double take your guns. Australia is the cuck of the world. That's why we let America do us up the ass. And china and anyone else that wants to dump their aids.
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>>687063214
Why are americans so terrified of intruders. Does it happen alot, or are all the /b/tards living in slums and need assault rifles next to their beds?
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>>687053438
LOL I own that knife. It's kinda shitty eh?
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>>687082178
D. All of the above.
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>>687068181
Do you conceal carry up your but?
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>>687065543
Yeah good for the belly, recommend hollow points for a stub nose though.
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>>687055095
can you talk?
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>>687081312
Underrated pic
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loool why u guys have fucking weapons by ur bed?? U fags arent important, nobody wanna kill u sorry 8(
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>>687055597
Very nice ak. I own an Izhmash myself. Who manufactured that beauty?
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