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When's the last time you had sex?
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When's the last time you had sex?
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>>687036889
last night. would've been this morning but we're at her parents for a couple nihgts
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God last October holloween weekend.... I need to kill myself now
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Today. Got to eat out some ass
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>>687037265
why?
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>>687037265
i will do it, if you aren't fat
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>>687037686
kek
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7 years ago
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Last night. Pic related
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>>687036889
six mounths
and not even finish, cause i didn't cum
sad as fuck
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November last year
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about 8 days, but now i know my girldfriend was cheating me
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>>687037265
Are you overweight?

If so you're just a place holder until someone better comes along. If you want him to put effort physically towards you, put some effort towards yourself physically. If he's fat as well, then you two food addicts are just cohabitating much like two junkies would.
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its been about 3 years, almost had sex last week, sick went soft right as i was about to put it in after eating her out for like 15 minutes. Thanks ED never failed
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dick*
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this morning lol
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>>687036889

3 years ago before i got diagnosed with HIV.

>mfw
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>>687036889

Feb
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>>687037265
You're a big guy.
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Never
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5 fucking days ago. I feel like my balls will explode.
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>>687037265
He sounds like a dick! You are too good for that girl, ditch his ass. Its most likely him, and probably nothing to do with your appearance. If it is about that, fuck him.
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An hour or so ago
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>>687038574
that's pretty funny
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>>687038930
oh you're thin? well then i will do your asshole too
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Around 3:30 on Sunday morning. I was waking up for work, gf came home from the bar. I got me some drunk pussy before work.
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>>687038930
One of two things then, he's watching too much porn and you two are stuck in too repetitive of a routine.

Or two, he's fucking someone else.
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4 nights ago
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>>687038574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO8U4hNCx9Q

there are other videos you can find that is if you are serious
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had car sex 2 nights ago with my gf of 7 years.

it was really sweaty and we where cramped as fuck but it was some great damn sex.
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Last March, so about a year and 2 months ago
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>>687038574
my girlfriends best friend has genital herpes and has sex regularly.
stop being a bitch.
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I think it was 2014
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>>687036889
Almost 15 years ago.
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>>687038181
2 hrs but I didn't bust, 4 urs the last time I came sad affff:<
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Just now wit ur mum ;)
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>>687036889
October 12, 2014

I only remember because it was her birthday weekend and I had to travel 3 hours
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>>687036889
This morning
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>>687039714
Haha! You cool. Wanna fuck?
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Like 3 weeks ago. My ex still hits me up even though she's engaged. When we fuck, she tells me she wishes I were a better bf and would rather have me give her a ring than her current fiancé. I cum buckets hearing her beg for me to change.
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>>687039611
Whooops auto correct lol. *years
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>>687036889

Twice this past Sunday
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>>687038181
same, but it's been a year

she had some problem going on down there, i think it's because she cheated on me. we broke up a month after that

fuck i miss sex
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>>687036889

>december
Workign my way through okcupid right now.
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>>687036889
Mmmm.... wow. Good question. around 12 years ago, in college.

I am so shy that it was the girl who did the first step.

Sex will happen again if a girl does the first step again I think.
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Last night/this morning. Banged a ladyboy on craigslist. It was quite the experience, although I was pretty drunk. Hopefully she's down for it again next weekend.
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>>687039949
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>>687039858
>>687039846
Im aids
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>>687039996
Jesus Christ, you sound like a fucking millennial loser.
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>>687040222
WANNA FUCK
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>>687036889
last thursday
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Friday
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This morning, right after waking up
The night before we got hammered, came buckets
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>>687036889
3 days ago but only coz the wife is pregnant and has been feeling tired a lot, otherwise would have been a daily event
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>>687036889
yesterday ):

withdrawals eating me alive
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>>687039355
what are the logistics of car sex? where do you generally park?
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>>687037295
November 2008
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1 year
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>>687036889
last summer and it wasnt free
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>>687037948
damn. nice tits
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>>687040837
Click on the little check mark box in the corner of your post and then click delete at the bottom of the page.
Yw anon.>>687040837
>>687040837
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10 mins ago
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>>687039452

herpes wont kill you you dolt.
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last night
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>>687036889
fucking 2 fucking years a fucking go
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>>687036889
I prefere dont think about it.
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>>687040000

Behold the quads.
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>>687041209
Thanks anon that worked!
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>>687036889
never have. i hate everyone.
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the other day, twice at that
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This afternoon..

A nice quickie before to get ready for work..
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About 12 hours ago

Morning sex with girlfriend
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3 days ago
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>>687036889
October 2006
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>>687036889
Halloween 2010
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24 hours ago,with gf
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right before thanksgiving but i didnt bust cuz of whiskey dick
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>>687036889
Last year.

I would fuck yesterday, but I resolved to stay in home because I'm lazy
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>>687038574
Well, look to the good side: now you can bareback even the most cheapeast Hooker
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>>687036889
Yesterday
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About three days or so, I believe. Girlfriend is visiting family right now... :(
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>>687036889
two years ago after a concert
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Fucking 4 months agoooo ugh.

But I always have my personal cocksucker to tide me over until my next lay :).

She's not the hottest but she'll deepthroat, swallow, and come suck on demand without anything in return.

It's prettttty great.
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Never
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Never :(
I'm 18 and never is that bad?
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>>687036889
exactly two weeks ago.

a girl i knew from work a few years ago just got divorced. she called me for a booty call. horniest woman i've ever met. it was pretty great, except that she lives two hours away.
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>>687046246
Fat girls suck the best dick. This anon knows what's up.
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>>687039996

I know that feel.
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>>687036889

I had a one man orgy all weekend.
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Like 4 or 5 years, don't really care about sex tbh
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>>687039996
a friend of mine is the same. he is shy with women.

will only fuck if they make the first move.
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about 30 min ago
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>>687046655
Nah you're good. I didn't get laid til I was 19 and considering there are still people here that are in their late 20's/early 30's that still haven't, you've got time.
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Never
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Well, about 20 years ago, my entire body was in a vagina. Does that count?
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August 2010
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>>687048716
ask your mother
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>>687037948
post more you fucking asshole
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About 9 hours ago
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>>687046655
I didn't until I was 19
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Been a little over a year now. My longest dry spell is about four years.

That's of course not counting from birth to virginity because I'm not a fucking autist.
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