Waifu claiming bread
I should really have the extended rules edition
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
last claim before bed. how's everyone?
Yuuko thread, nice.
Bored at work so Im hiding in my alcove.
>>687028799
rolling for yuuko
>>687028799
mandatory cc claim
repeating thing from least bread
>>687028643
>10 seconds to find it
how? i tried google, i tried ccreayus, i tried shitty tumblr, i tried d/art, how did you find it??
>>687028061
Good.
Same goes to you.
>>687028073
Nice.
>>687029173
Still say wheelies in the dining area would increase customer count by 20 fold.
>>687029289
On Daanboru, tags: c.c. Esdeath.
There's only that one pic.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=c.c.+esdeath+&ms=1
sah mah doods
Miho claimed
>>687028850
It was still a 6 million dollar tank.
>>687029011
Nigga your TS big as fuck.
FUCK FADING STREET NUMBERS!
>>687029352
QOTT
How does your waifu deal with stress?
>>687029567
>>687028799
if u wanted my version of the rules you should just ask me
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>Dubs is apparently law now
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>1st wave is on top
>have fun
>>687029456
never used this site in my life, thank you again
>>687029702
she eats, then gains weight and then feels bad about gaining weight, so she goes on a diet until she loses weight, then eats more again
>>687029702
bottle it up, like me
>>687029702
Food.
>Captcha: Select all images with food.
Wew.
>>687029721
No problem.
>>687029702
Cries.
>>687029702
She doesn't
>>687029999
checked
>>687029702
games i suppose
>>687029717
dont drink too fast
>>687029999
your modesty won you quads
>>687029999
>check'd
>munching intensifies!!!!
>>687030237
w-why?? what's gonna happen???
>>687029721
>/waifu/ = /b/ autism makes the difference
>>687029702
I don't know.
>>687029721
>Dubs and all your pizzas are mine
>>687029702
Presumably by not letting it get to them and going out for a bike ride.
>>687029529
>Not using Legacy Captcha
>>687029529
Yeah, I know! The group I'm part of (Edge Gamers) supports a lot of different games, like Battlefield, Counter Strike, TF2, WoW, and a few others.
>>687029702
She doesn't let it get to her, she just puts on a smile and keeps fighting!
>>687029752
hello ruri
>>687029721
Thank you
You're too kind
>>687030355
when i drink fast i get a tummy ache ;-;
>>687029999
4 9s
You guys are lucky /b/ is a more accepting place now
Old /b/ would have cracked the whip on this shit with mutilated babies
>>687030590
i do too....my stomach gets upset really easily!!
>>687030694
>m-muh old \B\ ;__;
>>687030694
>on /b/
>thinks gore/mutilated babies effects anyone
>>687030694
But this is more similar to old /b/
>>687030535
grazing?
>>687030430
thats there because we are such a different community to the rest of /b/
>>687030540
better luck next time
>>687030586
np man, anytime, also feel free to edit as im sure i forgot 2-3 while writing that some time back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0r0jznFjA8
>>687029702
>
>>687030694
And we would have given as many fucks as we do to the other gore that's been posted. Absolutely none.
>>687031099
I'm just gunna start calling for singles. Dubs elude me every time.
>>687030694
>implying this threads are new on /b/
>implying you know dick about "old /b/"
>>>/9gag/
>>687031196
>>687030817
if i were there i'd rub ur tummy to help soothe it ;-;
>>687031259
watch you get trips when you say "check my singles"
>>687029702
Bottles it up until transforming to something cool.
>>687029702
>nigga
Kek
>>687031573
>>687030817
I'd fill you both with cream and cuddle
>>687031573
awwww...thank you!!! that's nice of you!!!
easy
>>687031097
That could be true. There's also other stuff that I don't think would be appropriate to mention.
>>687031196
Only im allowed to bully Yuuko-chan
>
>>687031514
>>687031488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZuPt74e_c
>>687030586
Hi there, Yuuko.
Good to see you again, beautiful.
How are you?
>Special claim
>>687031581
It would be my luck, honestly. I could see me getting a seriously monumental get when trying to have my singles checked.
>>687031741
i could go for ice cream
>>687031752
:3
>>687029446
Im the skelliest skelly who ever rattled
I'm all Overwatched out for now.
How's waifu doing?
>>687032156
is that so.....
>>687029702
Crying aside, tugging at her hair. The pain helps to open up her mind.
>>687032046
sure after the filling you'll get whatever you want to eat
>>687032030
you could just end up like me and not give a fuck until i get quads
since i get dubs and trips on an hourly basis
>>687031753
>thanks again for drawing
>>687031802
Like milking~
>>687031855
>>687031931
Hello sunshine. I'm pretty good.
How are things in paradise?
You taking good care of ruri?
>>687032210
welcome
>>687032322
It's nice to see you mikan
How are you feeling?
Well, I'm off to bed, got work at 6am...
Good night everyone!
>>687032343
i want to snuggle u anon
>>687032628
Good night!
>>687032451
Both ways.
Claiming hows everyone's night so far
>>687032156
I'll beg to differ!
>>687032411
Ya, but then how am I gunna steal Rorys cat-ear tier bow?
>>687032628
Night Yuuki.
>>687032628
night
>>687032343
o-oh....
>>687032451
No problem.
>>687032210
a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>687032628
You sleep well now you.
>>687032730
Oh my...
>>687032757
>>687033065
>welcomes
>>687032782
i like the color of her cloths.
>>687032451
>Pokes your cheek
>>687032782
you dont, you let it get come to you
woah. hey guys.
>>687033117
That's why I didn't really feel it was appropriate to say.
>>687033117
goodnight everyone
>>687033065
Hey Barry. How goes?
>>687033216
mugi
>>687032782
5'10" and 58 kilos. Male, Im almost a true skelly.
>>687033387
That was fast
Farewell
>>687033307
Bet you go wild on TG
You dirty dog~
>>687033142
>squares up
>>687033216
>>687033117
White and blue is a good color. If I get a newer model bike (600cc+) I'm probably gunna go with those colors.
Or matte black.
>>687033143
I'm never gunna get that bow.
>>687033611
Going by a shitty BMI calculator, you sit at 18.4, and I sit at 18.1, I'm still more of a skelton.
>>687033746
If you mean where I think you mean I haven't even opened that place once.
Obligatory claim.
>Yuuko thread
>Happy hands
>>687032685
I'll snuggle you too and fill you
>>687032817
yes?
>>687033914
that's mean....why would you hit mugi????
>>687033551
https://youtu.be/OAt78M0euTE
>>687033551
yo
>>687033914
nice meme
>>687034062
You're as pure as milk
>>687034094
Welcome my love.
Stay with me for eternity.
>>687034032
i haven't spoken to you before
I take it you bike a lot?
>>687034096
nothing....
>Fubuki claimed
>>687034501
dat song!! lol, zeal is best theme!!!
>>687034094
Hand.
>>687034597
Wizardhood here I come.
>>687033746
>grabs hand
Milinda claim
>>687034032
you will
eventually, if it helps ill try and get it for you
[if dubs you get rory's bow]
>>687034096
ashley?
>>687034501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SRUCfgSj_0
>>687034549
nigga
>>687034630
>>687034913
Welcome
>>687034734
i'm right there with you.
Just met up with hand already~
>>687034767
>>687034032
According to BMI, my powerlifting friend is stage 2 obese. BMI is utter crap.
>>687034597
Thanks, love. Always nice to see you.
>Stay with me for eternity.
>flustered hands
>>687034734
Milk.
>pets a lot
>>687034913
>hug attack!
>>687030817
faggot
>>687035055
have you made a stoned face for konata yet?
if not, do it
>>687034624
are you sure ? anything you'd like to share ?
>>687035055
what?
>>687034913
>>687035073
Thanks friend. How are you?
>>687035215
Gah! Im always falling for these sneak attacks!
>Hugs
>>687035376
Oh, Thank you based anon
>Milinda
>>687035329
nope, nothing to share....
>>687035321
No but that's a good idea.
>not Konata
>>687035321
drugs are bad ;-;
>>687035329
my waifu waifu, i hope hes ok :(
i worry sometimes ;-;
>>687035073
I'm trying, maybe us three could meet up together~
>>687035191
Best.
>>687032451
>How are you feeling?
Fine. Just trying to sleep.
>>687034597
Quite a bit, yes. And I'm certain we've spoken at least once before!
>>687035012
It was a good try, and I appreciate the effort.
>>687035101
Fair enough. I don't think bmi works well for those that have an excess of muscle, but for average people it seems to work out well enough to still be used by medical facilities.
>>687035073
>>687035407
>Its super effective
>>687035606
ok then just keep being cute
>>687035681
you can have a new one
>>687033117
heyo
>>687033534
Goes good, waiting for the Ow group to summon for a game, practicing Genji in the meantime. How're you?
>>687035664
it is ain it
>>687035681
stop lying, you eat chocolate, and thc cures cancer
so does salt
>>687035695
Cutest.
Gonna call it a day here, good night everyone and see you tomorrow.
>>687035407
Wonderful!
Have you stopped dying yet?
>>687035743
That's good.
Hope you feel refreshed when you awake.
Sleep well
>>687035695
I have yet to be converted
But i'm willing to film
>>687035747
Oh?
What did we discuss?
>>687036012
What else does salt cure?
>>687036029
G'night, Homu. Sleep warm and well.
>>687035747
dw, you will get it eventually
>>687028799
>>687035937
c-cute???
im not cute.....
>>687036172
>Intense patting
that bodies poison
it stinks like hell
>>687036097
infections and acne
>>687036279
>>687035937
i am a faithful waifu
>>687036012
im high on life B)
>>687036315
you eating cheese?
>>687035906
It is!
>>687036059
Kek yeah. Im better now. Thanks
>>687036232
Thats a lie qt
>>687036437
holy shit Konata I fucked that lyric up so hard
>>687036232
Yes you are, because you're just as cute as I am.
>>687036020
Yes you are.
>>687036059
Just a matter of time.
I'd like a tape of it though, would be something to remember.
>>687036437
the moment i read that i thought of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr1W_EXftA
>>687036575
>that's not possible!!!
Hikage claimed
>>687036644
i didnt enjoy high school either
>>687036558
what song?
>>687035500
>double dubs
>check em'
>>687036378
Huh, really?
Infections, sounds painful.
>>687036381
How's your night going, wonderful?
>>687036622
Wasn't talking about me, goofball.
>>687036449
Wonderful
>>687036622
A first for everyone
>>687036059
I can't quite remember to be honest. It was in the morning though, so it very well could've been someone else. In which case, it's nice to meet ya!
>>687036137
One can dream!
>>687029182
Your taste is terrible, the twin is far cuter and way less likely to get your ass in jail for rape
>>687036097
It makes things delicious
>>687028799
Kitsune, hands down.
>>687036794
Cesspools in Eden
the actual lyric was:
Groundwater's poisoned
Air stings like hell
Why is she so perfect
>>687036843
I was.
>>687036861
Literally.
>>687036794
shit this wasnt the one where he says
"high on live, the only thing your high on is your ego and being a faggot"
>>687036843
yea, they are
>>687036895
you can, and you will
>>687036843
I'm really tired, even though it isn't very late.
>I doubt I can sleep though
>>687037023
So many people I know
Come of age tense and bitter-eyed
Can't create so they just destroy
>>687037305
you and mugi are messing up
C'mon!
Let's set someone's dog on fire
>>687036926
wait....im not sure i understand...am i getting raped??
>>687036895
Right back at you adorable
>>687037453
see you soon
>>687036232
yes you are
>>687036437
what if they moved on ?
>>687036822
Thanks for the check
>Checked.
>>687036861
What all is new with you?
>>687037456
yikes the quote messed up the lyrics, now im messing up ;-;
>konata
>>687037534
never ;-;
>konata
>>687037456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfnOFvZvEuA
>>687037456
ok, shih tzu's burn for longer
>>687036972
Like you?
>>687037152
Ohohoho.
>>687037305
I bet.
>>687037453
You should try and sleep even if you think you can't do it. I'm sure your handsome self will be all snug in no time.
>>687037534
and why's that anon??
>>687037737
my favorite DK song :3
>>687037750
oh my
>konata
>>687037689
I said , what if they moved on
too bad if they left you alone
>>687037899
have you looked at yourself lately ?