Just rebooted recently.
I legitimately got nothing pastable.
Anything else I can offer?

https://youtu.be/-9YDR3IMmC4

>>687028385
pics of your dick or funny pictures would work
(assuming they arent one in the same)

>>687006132

https://youtu.be/2r3EUejhEVo

Dat boi is a shitty, cancerous meme that should leave along with all the newfags.

Attempted to get an amazing get earlier. Fuck knows why I copied it.

>>687028592

A few months ago for reasons I'm not sure I can explain the context properly I had a ball beauty pageant with some online friends.
Made a tumblr page for it
Here you go, Work a partial kek I feel.

http://ballsinsepia.tumblr.com/


>>687029232
Logan hub sub?

>>687028257
chikan ganbou

https://youtu.be/M_ZI4y2F_uo

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AMRP9JTHlw

Agred

Respondiendo al pedido de muchas cartas de la comunidad, publicamos a continuación nuevamente una dieta que, al parecer, les ha dado grandes resultados a nuestros lectores.

Este plan dietético de una semana puede ser utilizado tantas veces como usted quiera. Si lo sigue correctamente limpiar su sistema de impurezas y le har sentirse de una manera que usted no creía posible.

Después de 7 días de realizar el proceso, comenzará a sentirse bien y, al mismo tiempo, más liviano, porque usted habrá perdido por lo menos 10 libras, posiblemente 17, y tendrá energía en abundancia. Continúe con este plan por el tiempo que desee y notar la diferencia, tanto en su condición médica como física.

LUNES: Toda clase de

frutas, excepto bananas

El primer día consistirá de todas las frutas que usted quiera, excepto bananas. Si usted ama las frutas, esta es su dieta.

Dos frutas que tienen menos calorías que la mayoría son la sandía y el melón. Si come melón, aumentará las posibilidades de perder 3 libras ya durante el primer día.

MARTES: Todo tipo

de verduras

Coma hasta que esté satisfecho y lleno, con todas las verduras crudas o cocidas de su preferencia. Trate de comer vegetales verdes y manténgase alejado de los porotos secos, arbejas y maíz; estos vegetales son buenos para su salud, pero si no está tratando de reducir la cantidad de calorías que ingiere.

También puede comer una papa grande al horno con mantequilla, en este día de vegetales.

MIERCOLES: Frutas

y verduras

Lo mismo que el día martes, excepto que no puede comer papas.

JUEVES: 8 bananas

y 9 vasos de leche

“skim” y sopa J-T

Este día puede comer hasta 8 bananas y hasta 9 vasos de leche desnatada (skim milk), junto con una sopa J-T (ver receta). Las bananas son ricas en carbohidratos y reducen el deseo de dulces.

VIERNES: Carne y verduras

Puede comer de 10 a 20 onzas de carne y 6 tomates. Tome al menos 8 vasos de agua para limpiar su organismo de ácido úrico.

SABADO: Carne y verduras

>>687004528

>>687028257
JPEXS Flash Decompile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHyvRHrYYBA

>>687028257
http://pornfay.com/video/6322/whitney-wisconsin-teen-getting-licked-by-dog

windsor.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-and-curvy-and-ready-for-some-fun/37224700

1029 London st menasha

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>>687028257
>1029 London st menasha

>>687028257
SS oath
Eidformel der Schutzstaffel, 9.11.1935

"Wie lautet Dein Eid ?" - "Ich schwöre Dir, Adolf Hitler, als Führer und Kanzler des Deutschen Reiches Treue und Tapferkeit. Wir geloben Dir und den von Dir bestimmten Vorgesetzten Gehorsam bis in den Tod. So wahr mir Gott helfe !"

"Also glaubst Du an einen Gott ?" - "Ja, ich glaube an einen Herrgott."

"Was hältst Du von einem Menschen, der nicht an einen Gott glaubt?" - "Ich halte ihn für überheblich, größenwahnsinnig und dumm; er ist nicht für uns geeignet.

Loyalty oath of the SS, 9 November 1935

"What is your oath ?" - "I vow to you, Adolf Hitler, as Führer and chancellor of the German Reich loyalty and bravery. I vow to you and to the leaders that you set for me, absolute allegiance until death. So help me God !"

"So you believe in a God ?" - "Yes, I believe in a Lord God."

"What do you think about a man who does not believe in a God ?" - "I think he is arrogant, megalomaniacal and stupid; he is not eligible for us."

http://i.imgur.com/xAgZ4hO.jpg

TOWFFM 1

Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger’s heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man’s been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don’t give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we’re on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

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2 cups lentils
2 tablespoons biryani curry paste
1 tablespoon curry powder
1 tsp chili powder
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp turmeric
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp garlic
1 tsp salt
1 tsp suger
2 can (15 oz) tomato sauce
2 oz cream

1. Cook lentils, drain

2.Mix other shit in a bowl. Stir into lentils

4. Spread that shit on rye bread or eat it, as is

>>687028257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bug8n2jtdv7dzri/AAC91NA6Tgi--0Jt29q9_FFJa?dl=0

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3916641/

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/njakjaa43x6u571/AABc5hZpaAJbTlhcBFbnTgDVa?dl=0

>>687028257


>>687031343

>literally my ctrl+v

Potassium Alum

/run r={GetFactionInfoByID(1358)} print(format("\124cffDDDD00Current Reputation with %s:\124r %s / %s",r[1],(r[6]-r[4]),(r[5]-r[4]))) if r[5]~=43000 then print(" To next tier: "..(r[5]-r[6]).." rep") end print(" To full exalted: "..(42999-r[6]).." rep")

sprechstunde bei der frau doktor

http://www.geek.com/news/how-i-used-lies-about-a-cartoon-to-prove-history-is-meaningless-on-the-internet-1656188/

JAWSOME!

http://ifunny.co/fun/Yx0I6SOu3

SACRIFICE

https://www.mediafire.com/?at57h7qe0y2qvq5

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9zxp67w8gfj0tll/AAA_xAgTZ_PVEwH5U1lzhR5Ba?dl=0

This was cancer. So Ugly

http://9gag.com/gag/aX9DpPz#cs_comment_id=c_146461413344706595

>>687030134
Que pendejo
Madame je jalouse
Ce vent qui vous caresse
Prestement la joue

Des provinces andalouses

Et panaméricaines
Ce vent suave est si doux

>>687028257
I know how you feel. I'm starting to believe its not a made up way to criticize those who don't know the exact lingo to use to gain worthless respect from a bunch of anonymous people online. Fucking crazy man.

my ctrl v from /x/ (shithole of 4chin)

>>687028257
(gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran)(gran) (gran) P U S S Y S L A Y E R(gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran) (gran)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ZXID1tPXs

dear 4chin,

its us, Amalgomous, ones again. cept this time im the leader speaking.

we finished with your goat porno, child, and dank memes that spread like anus bite and ruin internet. where have all of theproblems come from? red tube? 4chan? no, nonononon.
this.
tonight at 12:00 specific time 9gag will officially come to an end.

"i liek eat shit"

not only do I have my sucking skills and team in me, but I also have aol, the founding website of amoneynoos, prostidude.

you probably all thinking

"I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE"

CAN do. surrender. i want mook and rongold reegen here, with the ID and everything, saying pansy, and banning all of things horse dildos

as of now, you have forty keks
the cock is dripping fedora guy

we are lasagna.
we do not forfeit.
we might 4get.

- The Licker

Anyone who does
Not speak using a Haiku
Will by swiftly banned

[H] Flip Doppler P2 0.007 Max Pink [W] Any Karambit/M9

>>687028257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuGzJVKtW6g

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>>687028257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

>>687034285
BVB fucking triggers me

rorschach

>>687028257
https://i.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0126/45/1414826256269.gif

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>>687028257
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1414/72/1414728455526.swf
>complimentary image

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1464658129183.gif

I just want Alex to find for himself what he truly needs. The only time I ever spoke to her while high, I had an abundances of closed eyed visuals containing spiders, and a symbol that has always been the indication of a manipulator to me, It was the same thing I saw in my nightmares, when I first met my step mother, who has been manipulating my father for years since I they met. (Though I would not become fully aware of that until years afterwards)

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>>687028257
Corby

Jason Statham
I don't fucking know.

>>687028257
mac fag here you can suck steve jobs cock

tan^{-1}\left(\lim _{n\to \infty }\left(3n^2-2n\right)\right)

def AddFunction(Validate_Input):
add_selection = Validate_Input.split()
print(add_selection)

while ('/' in add_selection or '*' in add_selection):

for index in range(len(add_selection)):
if add_selection[index] == '/':
add_selection[index] = str(float(add_selection[index-1]) / float(add_selection[index+1]))
add_selection.pop(index+1)
add_selection.pop(index-1)
break
elif add_selection[index] == '*':
add_selection[index] = str(float(add_selection[index-1]) * float(add_selection[index+1]))
add_selection.pop(index+1)
add_selection.pop(index-1)
break

while ('+' in add_selection or '-' in add_selection):

for index in range(len(add_selection)):
if add_selection[index] == "+":
print ("+")
add_selection[index] = str(float(add_selection[index - 1]) + float(add_selection[index + 1]))
print ("line 28")
print(add_selection[index] )
add_selection.pop(index + 1)
add_selection.pop(index - 1)
break

elif add_selection[index] == "-":
add_selection[index] = str(float(add_selection[index +1]) - float(add_selection[index - 1]))
print(add_selection[index])
add_selection.pop(index + 1)
add_selection.pop(index - 1)
break
return add_selection[0]


text = input('Enter text')

print(float(AddFunction(text)))

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>>687032292
>>687032594

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>>687031728

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUTvWjebsg8

The Host

We had Brianna put a blanket under him, but she's all like "I'm not touching that sick bastard", and just throws it under him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmTNMMS101s

old woman naked art project

I'm on mobile

>>687028257
Green Kyrii Morphing Potion

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:HSCQ2Q242V53ZARAX2CBFBWOW6NCOJ3U&dn=HuniePop.Valentines.Day.Update.v1.2.0.zip&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.demonii.com%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fcoppersurfer.tk%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.ex.ua%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2fbt.careland.com.cn%3a6969%2fannounce

Les Misérables

>>687028257
x1/6 (3-sqrt(21))

ItzArtic

>>687028257
http://i.imgur.com/FTqtIeo.gifv

>>687028257
JoJo No Kimyou Na Bouken (TV)

F3P-NY9L-AMA7-ENWT-XJEA

FC3 CD key. invalid

The story goes Pam from NASA called Kim and said there were angry clients in their building and demanded a return of the contract balance be processed immediately. Kim ended up doing it. Not the right call I know.

http://imgur.com/yHqYCSe

>>687028257
ET1624F

>>687035774
I clicked that shit, nigga. Girl 1 and girl 2 titles. Appears to be images taken from a hidden device. Not sure if legal

Gay swingsets are considered defective because they don't swing both ways.

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http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/tbbom15.txt explosives guide

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/files.html fucked how toos

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/illegal_companies.txt (pro illegal services)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/mi6spylist.html (MI6 officers)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/Nimble.pdf (drug lab set up and use)

http://nope7beergoa64ih.onion/Military_manuals/ (all military manuals)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/evasion_complete_book_no_pictures.pdf (story time)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/civwar.txt (civilian warfare)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/atomic.txt (atomic bomb)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/cia.html (cia made sabotage guide)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/mescaline.extraction.html (mescaline)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/dmt.det.html (DMT synth DET synth)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/index.html (drug chemistry)

http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/butcher.html (butcher guide +white devil sauce recipe)

if its in parenthesis then it's the description of the link. most of these are pdf's

>>687038309
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/tbbom15.txt explosives guide
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/files.html fucked how toos
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/illegal_companies.txt (pro illegal services)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/mi6spylist.html (MI6 officers)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/Nimble.pdf (drug lab set up and use)
>http://nope7beergoa64ih.onion/Military_manuals/ (all military manuals)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/evasion_complete_book_no_pictures.pdf (story time)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/civwar.txt (civilian warfare)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/atomic.txt (atomic bomb)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/cia.html (cia made sabotage guide)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/mescaline.extraction.html (mescaline)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/dmt.det.html (DMT synth DET synth)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/rhodium/chemistry/index.html (drug chemistry)
>http://kpynyvym6xqi7wz2.onion/butcher.html (butcher guide +white devil sauce recipe)
>if its in parenthesis then it's the description of the link. most of these are pdf's
>>687038309
This post is beautiful

Kunoichi Gakuen Ninpouchou

>>687028257
https://gyazo.com/cc63f2c0d517b6c148869cdb2f33a76e

BBW Femdom Asslicking Strapon with Cum Reward

Oh right, that fucking video. I needed source but no one has it.
S-source?

>>687028257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlVtjD5aG68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsfTpbljfKk

>>687028257
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Women-Cotton-Vintage-Stretch-High-Waist-Plain-Skater-Flared-Pleated-Skirt-Dress-/231792070718?var=&hash=item35f7e2503e:m:mEB0QffoxUwinKSkPxOAlKg

I'm a trap sometime. meh.

>>687028257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-VVnhwB4Gw

>>687028257

Haltérophilie Muscu Club Aixois

there's nothing in my clipboard bruh

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>>687028257
此れから、全部ポストが日本語で書く試します。

が-が-がんたファイト！
頑張れ～がんたホイ！
し-し-しろは～
元気あそれ！

https://youtu.be/_vuBA-Y6At4

>>687028257
4181.4598219280148

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d