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>>686990226
Feels the same as fucking a fleshlight to be honest.

>>686990226
I've wanted to but I'm smarter than that.

>>686990226
Like milk and salty coins

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feels great

>>686990226
that whole scene is one of the hottest ever. goddamn

>>686990226
If you wanna try it go fuck a random kid. I don't give a shit if your a pedo or not

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>>686990525
Kek

Don't listen to this faggot. It is amazing, but not worth killing youself over. Wait for the right girl, don't chase sluts. Not worth the drama.

It's like donuts, they are great, but i'm not gonna scale a mountain to get one.

>>686990226
Sauce

>>686990226

Incredibly wet, warm, and smooth. Feels fantastic.

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It's pretty good. Second best to deep in the throat imo.
This is the jerk face owner of the pussy I cum in. She has been my gf for 4 years now and I only get sex about 2-3 times a month even tho I want it every day. Pussy power bitch

>>686991025
Faye Reagan, but would also like exact sauce of vis

>>686990226
Feels amazing but is way overhyped/overrated.

>>686990226
its your purpose as a man fellow anon, you must do this at all cost. That's how good it feels.

>>686990226

it is so much fucking better than just masturbating, and good sex when you cum at the same time as her will saying "i love you" while you're on ecstasy is the best feeling the human body has ever or will ever be capable of providing to the human soul. i'm not fucking around, it is worth any sacrifice to achieve such a moment because you only get one life.

Imho, the vagina is the most boring place to blow a load ever. All the other go-to options are superior: on face, in mouth, on tits, in ass, on ass. I've had plenty of people tell me I'm wrong/insane/etc for feeling this way, though.

Feels like a violation against instinct to pull out. I wish you could simulate it because nothing beats it

>>686991237
jack's pov 15

>>686991194
I know that feel. been through the same, got better tho

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>>686990226
I know that feel bro

>>686990525
Closer to fleshlight than hand. Go get one. Skip the drama of cum brain.

>>686990226
>>686991025
>>686991237
>>686991598

Sauce: xnxx /video19738707/faye_reagan_pov

>>686991647
Did you dump her? Cause I'm about there. She is a good mom to the kids, but even the rare sex is only allowed to be vanilla and is extremely repetitive. I don't really even get to see her naked anymore

>>686991571
Besides in mouth, which is great if the girl doesn't scrape, the rest are no different than normal busting a load as far as feeling goes.

>>686991495
Everyrhing is better on drugs

>>686991864
This is why I'm never going to have kids or get married. If her libido drops I'm fucked in every way but the right way. It's bullshit

>>686991964
Well, I guess I'm talking more overall experience, even though I honestly do feel like I cum harder giving a facial because it's a bit of a fetish of mine.

>>686991975

not true, maybe if you're a kid (early 20s) it seems that way but trust me the people who continue that shit into their 30s and 40s are the most miserable, untrustworthy fucks you'll ever meet

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>>686990226
It's pretty good man.

>>686990226
shove your dick in wet noodles and jizz. boom bam shapow now you know.

>>686990226
It is the best goddamn feeling ever. When I'm about to climax it's basically all I want. Either doggy style or on her back with her legs and arms wrapped around me. It feels like you're completely owning her at that point, smearing your seed all the way inside of her. Especially when you can feel your dick tapping the cervix makes you feel like you are just docking and unloading at that point. The fucking beez-neez.

About 20~30 seconds after blowing my load though, the panic sets in that there is always a miniscule chance she might get pregnant. Even though I know I'll feel that way afterwards, I still blow my load inside whenever I get the chance.

>>686990226
If it is a loose, sloppy pussy then I'd rather jack off. But if it is a nice snug pussy there is nothing like it especially bareback when you blow your load in her.

>>686992378
Ya. Was every other day at first, but almost every other week now. Two bjs in a year and she didn't even finish me and probably never will. Happy bday and happy fathers day. Suck, suck... I finish it. More disappointing than just masturbating.

>>686990226
The best is the warmest tightest thing around your cock. U come so hard that it your load just blows

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>>686991787
Thick lube feels better then water based.

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>>686993072
>boom bam shapow

>>686990226
Feels good but overrated/not as good as you might think. That's basically the answer to any question you have about how something sexual feels.

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>>686993198
So as a result, I'm mad and am paying sneak shot nudes of her. No good recent ones as dwindling opportunities of even seeing her naked

>>686994013
Only time its overrated is when you're wearing a condom

If you cum in a girl while not using a rubber, it's fucking phenomenal unless her pussy is loose or something.

>>686994403
Even loose its better than a condom any day.

>>686990226

You get an over reaching feeling of oh shit! I hope this bitch doesn't get pregnant or has my number or remembers my face. Basically. It feels great but there is great risk involved.

While blasting the cervix is amazing, my fav is when a girl let's you cum down her throat straight from pussy slamming. The change in sensation really gets me every time

its disgusting. the woman gets this smug look on her face because she has made you fertilize her.

horrible bitches the lot of them.

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Just recently lost my virginity actually. Nothing spectacular, lasted a lot longer than her and I both expected, so that's cool.

She let me nut in her raw so that was nice. Again it feels pretty awesome but to be honest if you get the chance to lose it with at least a good looking girl (as opposed to a good looking girl as well as one you love) just take it cause your virginity really isn't anything that special and losing it with your bride or someone you love isn't going to make it magical, simply having sex with one you love is what that is for.


A fun thing I noticed after starting to regularly have sex is that porn is a lot different for me now, I can get off to it no problem but my sex drive to masturbate when I'm alone is significantly reduced, you also notice how truly different sex is from pornography, not that it's bad but you just notice.

That's the honest truth right there. Don't lose sleep over it, you are a bit older for a virgin but it's all good man.

>>686990226
Cumming inside pussy is good when the girl is tight and on all fours with her ass positioned up into the air. Then you just mount her asshole and go to work. dropping a huge load into her love cave. She better run to the restroom in piss it out. Or your at a greater risk of getting her pregnant like that. Cumming into the pussy when it's declined like that...But its the mpst natural and enjoyable feeling. It's indescribable and non comparative to anything but possibly a fleshlight. But a feslight doesnt provide you with the same sensation .. for example, the ability to feel the temperature of the pussy or the feel of that ass your gripping hard until it turns red and she screams.

>>686995845
i have seen this as well.

this is why you should always nut on her stomach.

then wipe it off with a sock so she cant stick it up her pussy with her fingers.

It's fantastic. A tight pussy is like velvet, and hot and wet, and you don't want to pull out until you nut in it.

Banging then having her drink you is pretty awesome too. That's what I do for birth control kek

I wouldn't know. My gf always makes me pull out and cum on her knee when she is generous but usually have to jerk of onto the floor

>>686990226
>What's it like to cum inside a pussy?
It's allright.
But I really like withdrawing at the last moment and then plunging back in after I squirt. Resuming contact after the pull-out is bliss.

>>686996829
>have to jerk of onto the floor
why won't she let you nut on her?

>>686997095
Beta.

>>686997020
This is true. However, one time I was banging a girl doggie and I purposely pulled out and sprayed the initial blast right on her asshole then pushed in and finished. The cum was an excellent lube and she was against trying anal at all. Happened so fast and felt so good. I told her it was an accident and she believed me.

>>686997095
She says she doesn't like cum on her

>>686997481
Sounds that way, I guess. But I masturbate in the shower and cum in her shampoo and body wash bottles tho. I think it's funny she rubs it all over herself unknowingly and barely even lets me cum on her knee

Personal experience, people may have different opinions:

- as for stimulation, pussy is the least intensive one. If you're doing it wrong, it feels like anal. If you're doing it good, she gets wet and streched, so the sensation is more soft. This always was a turn down for me.
- As for feelings: It is very good. Giving anal or getting a BJ makes you guess she feels you deserve it. Giving a creampie in the pussy feels a two-way/full duplex in trust, and pleasure. If you get exited with your partner's exitement, this is for you.

As for me, I love getting Hand Jobs. This is what gets me going. Also I like my partner being a bit in control. Getting one of her fingers in my ass, or her sitting in my face. Keep strocking for a while after I cum..........
.... I never felt THAT. Not with a blowjob, not giving anal, not giving a creampie.

I only had one partner in my whole life. And she was always willing to do all said stuff. It's been a while since I'm single now. And I'm seriously afraid of finding a woman who will let me burrow my tongue in her ass while she strokes my dick till I pass out.

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>>686997651
>She says she doesn't like cum on her
>she doesn't like cum on her
>doesn't like cum on her
>doesn't like cum

>>686998123
You're in the same league as the dudes that steal panties or do the creepshot stuff.

>>686991194
>not taking it anyway
I have my bitch trained and when I ask she puts out even when she's not in the mood.

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>>686998397
>doesn't

>>686998475
I'm ok with that. It's like revenge. She has some tubes of face scrub too, but the opening is so small. I want to cum in those, but its going to be difficult. The idea of her rubbing it all over her face is awesome tho

Feels great. Im also a father, and that feels great also.

>>686991194
Do you cheat ?
I'm considering with a bbw I used to bang
Her pussy stinks butt I'm kinda into that

>>686998846
You could possibly dilute your semen with a bit of water, and put it in through an eyedropper, or something similar

Had a relationship with a ftm so I could cum inside his pussy without a condom every time. It's great but isn't something incredible or something you'll remember after a month or so. Point is stop obsessing over it because sex in general is so overrated.

>>686990226
I mean if that's bothering you, you must have a great job and live on your own, with a paid off house and a new car? Cause I mean the only thing that keeps me awake is my future, not pussy. Stop worshipping the pussy Anon, it feels good but your life is more important and pussy comes and pussy goes, usually with your money.

>>686999024
Someone advise me please
Gf is pretty much okay with less and less sex
I'm a addict
How would I make her okay with me banging chick's on the side?
Impossible?

>>686999316
>sex in general is so overrated
sounds like something a virgin would say

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>>686990226

>2016
>Not having a synthetic girlfriend
>8/10 on the realism scale when warmed and lubed.

>>686999517
why not be open with her?

>>686999024
I'm considering cheating. I work a lot of hours tho and we live together so it's kinda difficult to find a girl who will let me cum over and blow and go

>>686990966
This is very true and fucking hilarious...

>>686998542
How did you train her?

>>686991194
listen is she is obly fuckign you 2 or 3 times a month she is fucking someone else or she has a crazy low libido.

Girls get horny as much as we do.

Check that bitch

>>686999517
humor is the only way to attempt to ask this question with even a sliver of deniability that you weren't serious....mayyybe when drunk.....

but yeah here's the thing, open relationship, any chick can get laid all day every day ...can you?

>>686999693
She is jealous and has hinted at never being okay with a 3 some
I'm pretty horn all the time and less and less intrrested.
I'm afraid one day u won't be able to get a bone from her
While on the other hand I have bbw I used to fuck n that is super submissive

>>686999975
She isn't fucking anyone else.

Just pisses me off she won't at least take five minutes to give me a handy or bj.

Check the bitch before I wreck the bitch.
Or is it the other way around?

>>686999517
There's more to relationships than sex you dolt, don't fuck something over because you're horny, talk to your girlfriend about sex, don't go bang other women.

>>687000542
Yea I'm trying but as I get older I'm just done sacrificin for people
I want shit my way
Ya know

>>687000542
It feels really warm and wet.
After it starts leaking out of me though, it gets kinda messy and annoying.

>>687000542
We fight every time I talk to her about sex. It's the only thing we fight about except occasional drinking caused by all work and no sex.

>>687001208
You fucked up in not seeing this coming.

You have to set the ground rules long beforehand.

She should know that being with you means satisfying you sexually. If she cant do that then you can't work together.

It will be hard to do that now without it sounding like an ultimatum, you can try giving her something she wants as well or coming to a compromise.

Sex once a week isn't hard at all.

Are you bad at sex? Try spicing things up..

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>>686999670

Worth it.

>>686990226
Slightly better than masterbation
Not worth more than $2
Shits depressing

Motherhood is built into most women and with that comes the desire for power and control. Sex is used like candy is to kids.

They only let you have just enough so you know it's good, but they usually will decline your request for no good reason other than to see you suffer.

>>686990226
I want to know.

Only fucked with condom or pulling off

its feels better than killing 6m jews

>>686990226
It's fun if you do it like once every couple of months.

If you do it more than that then it becomes something you do because it is okay and you might as well.

If you do it super often you get sick and tired of it and you might even want to just go fap and focus on other shit.

>tfw girl pulls the condom off your dick and guides your dick back into her

>>686990226
Feels pretty good, but it still don't make sex worthwhile. Sex is exhausting, it's like exercise. Masturbation is much easier.

>>686990226
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>686990226
It feels amazing, like it is what it were put on this planet for. When you have sex a lot with the same person it gets better too as yous both sync and know what to do to turn the other person on. Learn some game op and rule #1 is to have fun, it is Called the game for a reason, it is just a game so don't take it serious

>>686990226
Its pretty neat. When me and the wife started trying for kids thats when it got real hot. Just the thought of blowing a load into her to make a baby made my dick hard as fuck.

Its mostly a mental thing though. The actual orgasm itself doesnt feel much different but you get the whole touching, kissing, and feeling thing too which makes you feel better as a person.

>>686990525
LETS GET ROOOOOIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWS!!!

>>687001691
I'm not bad at sex. Never had complaints from previous gfs. In fact they have all kept fucking me after we broke up.

There is just no compromise. She actually said.. it's my body and I'm not doing anything I don't want to...

I've tried to spice things up, bought toys, flavored lubes, porn, bed restraints(which have yet to be used from months ago) still... plenty of time, like last night, for her to rant about her work day for 45 mins, then be 'too tired' after when I tried to foreplay her... wouldn't even let me touch her boobs or pussy through her clothes. Just pulled away.

>>686990226
Honestly it's only slightly better than a flesh light that being it's warmer. The part that makes sex way better than a fleshlight is the fact that it is another person. The feeling of your his slamming against a girls ass is a pretty great feeling. The best part of sex for me is feeling her whole body tense up for a second and as she grips really hard onto me when she cums. Don't be a weirdo just talk to people including girls and when you share interests ask them to go out with you on a date. If things go well you'll have your chance.

>>686990226
Its meh. Adds nothing to it but i guess if you're a female you'd feel something warm filling your vagina.

>>687003563
kinda know how you feel. My gf has 0 sex drive whatsoever. Her birth control has made her dry up as well so on the off chance we do try I can't even get my dick in. When we do actually manage she enjoys it and cums, but getting there is a struggle. I don't know what to do. Haven't managed to get my dick in and cum in like 7 months.

>>687003563
I guess just basically... there is no 'me' in our relationship.

>>687003563
she's got a hot body. if she's not fucking you, who's she fucking?

honestly she sounds kinda like a bitch, /b/ro.

>>687004099
Well hopefully she at least gives you a handy or bj. I get nothing.

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>>686990226
with the girls legs spread, it's a tight entrance but loose inside
with girls legs together, it's tight entrance and much better/snug inside, but many girls prefer face-to-face

in the final moments, coming inside the girl is extremely compelling. even if she's a skank and getting her knocked up will ruin your life's plans, a little part of your head still thinks that "it won't be all THAT bad". even tho it will (pic related).... you just wanna push and fire it in deep

protip:
most grills I seen like it face-to-face, me holding their wrists above their heads and holding their earlobe in my teeth. if they start moving their head around, that means to bite the ear harder. I dunno why. it just does.

>>687004497
I know she isn't fucking around. That's not a concern. I think she just doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself.

I'm probably just going to have to leave and pay child support foro kids I won't get to see much

>>686991571
I agree

>>687003563
Why are you with her then you stupid cunt

>>687004957
kek

>>687003563
People don't want sex when they're stressed. In my experience going out of my way to make her feel like she's unreservedly taken care of relieves them of that stress in allot of instances.

weeeeeee doggy, that shit feels so fucking good, fam.

>>687004957
>>687004957

>>687004957
Cause I love her, we have kids otherwise good relationship. The only unsatisfying part is the sex... which is becoming a big deal for me

>>686990966
are you retarded??? I love eating mountains of donuts the more the better!

>>687005216
A relationship without sex isn't a relationship

>>686990226
its the apoteose of the nuptial parade when the girl who share your bed get fertilized

>>686990226
not so good since she's mad at you after you cum in her

>>687005096
I go out of my way a lot. I want sex if I feel stressed, then I don't get any and I'm even more stressed.

>>687005216
> love
> kids

RIP anon

You're trapped. You think you're happy, but you're not. You're just in the bargaining stage

>>687005365
That's not entirely true, but it is destroying my interest in her when it's all I can think about cause I don't get it.

>>687005572
You're probably right. I could be happy... but I'm not. I would be great if we could get it on at least a couple times a week because everything else is good.

But, ya.. just trying to do what I can to get laid at this point, robot sentry mode engage

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>>687005216
>Cause I love her, we have kids otherwise good relationship. The only unsatisfying part is the sex... which is becoming a big deal for me
that is common (at least in USA),,,,,,
most younger married guys will tell you that the passion really cools off after 2 - 3 years. everything is "okay" but no longer really exciting.
by that time they have kids, and they stay together just for the kids.

a LOT of times mom uses "being tired from taking care of the kids" as the reason she doesn't want sex anymore. which may be true or not--but it usually signals the beginning of the end

the short answer to maintaining your sanity is to screw around on her. she may not like that if she finds out, but then,,,,,,, if both of you aren't happy it isn't going to last anyway

>>687006252
Of course I'm right. I'm some guy on the internet

>>687006252
Jeez that body is so hot it would be torture to be near her and not get it all the time...fuck that's cruel....is she cruel, /b/ro?

>>687006627
I feel she is cruel... rough when I know there is a super tight pussy inches from my dick, but it may as well be sewn shut

>>687005216

Why would she need to do anything for you if shes got kids to keep you around?

Shes either slowly (or stopped) loving you or is fucking someone else on the side.

This is honestly the situation. Women have been doing it for thousands of years.

>>687006846
no fucking around, this sounds horrible....like....I think I'd move out horrible.

if she were fat and ugly then that would be one thing, but she's got the body of a stripper....fuck that would torment me every day, FWIW. Sorry to hear this happened. Tough situation.

>>687006875
Maybe I'll just tell her that I'm going to find another place to live and we can start separating possessions. Seems it is on its way there anyway.

I'm sure that will go over well

>>687005216
you are fucked. how much you would have to pay for a divorce?

>>687007630
I haven't married her. This is why. Would have to pay child support for the next 16 years tho

>>687007630
And also.. that's the problem.. I'm not fucked hardly ever... haha

>>687007845
if you don't split you still have to pay for your kids and no sex. i'm correct?

>>687007950
It sounds like she gets off on the power, has issues, is pissed off at you, etc etc.

How about counseling?

What's she like otherwise? she like to fight?

>>687007991
Well I traditionally haven't had much of an issue getting girls to come over previously, but ya.. potentially would just pay for no sex.

>>686990226
It's alright
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ

>>687008067
She doesn't like to fight. She just doesn't recognize any body else has a point of view or feelings, I guess.

>>686990226
each pussy feels different mate tbh

Exactly the same as a fleshlight
I just came in a girl twice this weekend. The only difference is you have to worry about pregnancy and a lot of tiresome sweating

I just had sex last Saturday and all I can say is this. Take the feeling of your about to cum while jerking off, and imagine that the whole time having sex. Then take that feeling and x3 and thats what cumming inside a girl is like.

>>687008385
well, she's a pretty girl, not the first one to be self centered. Fucking sucks though.

>>686999670
name of toy?

pretty much one of the top good feelings. sneezing or taking a quality shit might be up there with it. I think if i had a poop jack and sneezed at the same time my brain would explode with pleasure.

>>687001711
Does the thought of the doll coming to life as you're working it ever cross your mind? Not coming to life as a real girl but as a crazy possessed doll.

It's exactly like jerking off, but the buildup is 10x slower, and the orgasm is 10x stronger.

>>687008385
i'm against ultimatums, but honestly you may just need to do that. tell her you'll make sure to take care of your fatherly duties but if this no sex keeps up you're looking elsewhere. maybe she won't react at first because she doesn't think you have the balls but maybe find a date and things might change. or go with the separation option and let her know you both are growing apart and that you don't see a way to repair things. at this point i feel like you're going to step out on her it's just a matter of when. mines well control how it happens.

>>686990226
nothing special really, imagine jacking off to a warm, soft, slippery sleeve, where before while jacking off you could control when you cum, in this case its just off, cause for once its your hips stroking your cock against dat pussy, not your hand, so you get tired easier.

Its really cool, but honestly not that special. A warm onahole with lube is about the same. especially if your girl is a dead fish in the bed, just..... lays there..... X_x..... Cause her cooch is so large from multiple big cocks entering simultaneously.... lol and now you the regular sized one is here and shes on her cellphone. lol

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>>686990226
Fucking incredible. I realized that the only reason why I was considering going back to my ex is because she let me cum inside her every time. So, how ever good it feels to you to bust inside a girl with a condom, multiple that times 50.

>>686990525
>>686990851
both of these are correct

>>687009338
It's already past ultimatums.. I've already started my position and things improve for literally four or five days, maybe a week, then snaps back to tundra land.

It's just time to go and miss out on the daily family life I like, but I'm miserable now anyway.

>>686990966
This guys an idiot, fuck sluts, have fun. Don't hold your breath for "the right girl"

>>686993085
Pretty much this

>>686999801
Not the person you're replying to but I also have the same situation. My girlfriend puts out whenever I want, doesn't matter when or where. She was already kind of submissive when I started dating her and I just kind of built on it and took more control as time went on. You just need to be more dominant.

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>>686990226
came in every girl i ever fucked. ya i took my chances but i always had a few hundred to send her to the clinic if need be.

feels like completion. fulfilling an animalistic desire. girls love it more than anything. they can feel your cock throb and feel the cum pouring inside them. i've seen many cum from feeling me cum inside them.

>>687008409
This. First girl I ever fucked was incredibly. Pussy tight as hell, would get so wet it would just drip, etc.

Second girl I ever fucked was totally different and was disappointing. Wasn't as tight, didn't get as wet, etc.

>>686993198
well you let it happen by not manning up and talking to her. now all you can do is cheat which is exactly why every guy cheats.

>>686996116
wow so there are truly honest ppl here on 4chan with a working brain.
wouldn't expect that!
greets from austria bro you seem like a guy someone can talk to. cheers

First times amazing. A feeling of immense satisfaction. Then less so ever other time. I wish I were wrong.

>>686990226
It's like going to the bank
filling out the withdrawal/Deposit slip
and asking how much is in my account
then being told SIR! this is a sperm bank
then the lady turns into a whale and you're at
sea and this old guy turns to you I think sharks
are nibbling at my legs.

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>>686996128
Why even use punctuation? There's no real sentence in there anyways.

>>686990226
Jerk off in a bathtub, keeping your dick underwater.

>>687011146
Trust me, I've tried talking many times from various approach styles.

Ears are just as sealed as her pussy.

Time to find the door, I guess

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>>687012210
lol why leave? just fuck girls on the side like every other guy since the dawn of time. she keeps home life happy and your side piece keeps your dick happy.

this is the way the world actually works. life isn't an episode of leave it to beaver.

>>687012558
Maybe just before you leave, get her drunk, tie her up, Fuck her hard in the ass for as long as you can then cum on her face, walk out the door and let her think about what she made you do while she's trying to get free

>>687013074
how to spot a 14 year old

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>>686990226
wear a condom. be safe OP

>>687013297
Condoms are shit. Just stock up on wire coat hangers

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pretty much just like coming in your little brothers ass only not as good

>>686993085
how long does the dick have to be to touch the cervix?

>>687013701
Not very long at all if she is 7. Amiright!?

>>687013701
depends on the size of the girl. i'm 7.5" and i've never bottomed out so she would have a pretty small frame.

>>687003563
I wonder if there is no compromise because you are offering the wrong things? Maybe she wants some weird fetish, or to not have to work, or to not have to take care of kids, or something.

>>687014111
dude you don't get it. when a woman's sex drive drops it's fucking over. it's some sort of chemical imbalance that makes their libidos drop and no one has bothered to figure out how to fix that shit. all you can do is find something else to stick your dick in.

>>687014111
I already told her she can stay home if she wants, but wants to work. I help with the kids to, not like you can just say I don't want to.

I think her fetish is torture by abstinence and indifference and she is getting off all the time apparently.

>>686990226
its the best and most satisfying feeling in the world

>>687014104
shit, what if I'm only a 5. Does race matter? Do asians have a lower cervix reach threshold?

>>687013297
>>687013570
No but seriously though, condoms are the worst. Can't wait 'til male birth control is a thing.

>>687014721
as other anons have said, find something else to fuck. if she finds out she has no one to blame but herself and she'll know it.

>>687015374
You don't want to hit the cervix anyway. It doesn't feel particularly good for either of you

>>687015463
Looks like that's where I'm at.. also, she is a female so nothing is her fault, ever.

>>687015374
if they're short. i wouldn't worry about it. never heard any of my girlfriends or friends that are girls talking about wanting someone to smash their cervix in.

>>687015447
it already sort of is, but idk if you can get it normally or if you need exceptional circumstances

>>686990226
It's okay. You'd be hard pressed to find a thing I'd give up for it though.

>>687010052
It depends on how you feel anon. If you want to fuck girls then go for it, but if you have other things that you like doing, wait for a girl who likes doing them too then fuck her brains out and have fun :)

>>687015611
but hentai makes it look amazing

>>686990226
the only reason why the popular people listen to the ugly people losers cause the ugly women losers and the ugly guys losers outnumber the popular people and try to lie to the police and get the popular people introuble and theres more ugly guys losers and the popular people dont want to get introuble and the ugly guys losers always fall back and call the police if cant do anything and get the popular people to get angry so can tell on people or look at them as bad people so i hate those mother fuckers and i hate those short ugly hippo loser women that cant do anything and hurt people with talking by hurting people with brain so the popular people dont know if the ugly people losers try to be better then everybody and get angry so fuck those ugly ass pussy ugly women losers and the ugly people losers that tell on people and is lame as shit and try to hurt the popular people

>>687016769
and in porn every girl loves anal. not so much in real life.

>>687015447
there is a thing. it's called a vasectomy

>>687017443
I meant like a pill that just wears off if you decide you want to have kids, not a surgery that's a pain in the ass to reverse.

>>687017443
i would rather die

>>687017293
I thought anal was acquired taste

>>687017232
Care to use some punctuation, faggot?

>>687018189
and many aren't very keen to acquire it.

>>687018238
it's a bot

I asked a fat dude that once. His answer was:
"It feela like silk." - Eduardo

Needless to say, he is a virgin and a spic, so we can't really take his word for anything. I'm pretty sure his entire drug pedaling family has been deported by now.

>>687000385

How do you get the BBw not to confess? Or be cool with being a fuck toy? I've got one I want to ask on snapchat but don't want her to be pissed and rat me out

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>>687018365

Probably the best way to cum. Got my wife to get on birth control just so I can bust up in it all the time.

>>687003563
Alright man I'm gonna give it to you straight.

Get. The fuck. Out.

Leave immediately. Like tonight. Right now even. Go pack your shit and leave her. You're not busy going to magically fix her, and she'll never "come around" or change. If you're not married with no kids you don't have any obligations. You think you do but you don't. Trust me I married the girl who puts out once maybe twice a month and we have a kid now... I'm in for a life of zero blowjobs, zero handjobs, and monthly sex. Do you know how long a lifetime is?

Leave. Right now.

>>687019613
Agreed man.been with the same chick for almost 7 years now, married last year and have a kid.......The sex is always here and there and never do I just get a blowjob......never. And life is very long. Here's to hoping things will change just like my health insurance premiums don't rise

>>686990226
I always cum harder inside. I've only came in an asshole twice. Both times she ended up having to shit it out. I bust huge loads so she will drip for around 24 hours. She will work a double cone home and still be dripping. One time I fucked her four times and just kept dumping loads in her and she had to sleep naked on a towel because it was trickling out for around two days and one night.

not as tight as my homemade sex devices, p disappointing, but at least the heat is constant and doesn't go away

>>687019613
Listen to the man.

Even if you have kids, doesn't matter. You have only ONE life and nobody can live it for you, except you alone.

So live it well. Leave everything behind and don't have any regrets. Fuck everything you want. It's just not worth it to torture yourself with egoistic, cold-hearthed cunt when you live in a world full of better opportunities.

>>687008772

Not until now.... fffuuuuck.

>>687008708

DS Doll "Eva"

>>687020886
what a fucking loser

>>687021639
try em out anon they feel good as fuck to nut into then you just toss the saran wrap

>>686991864
I didn't dump her. I tried. left and everything. basically said fuck me more or I'm done. but I came back. 2015 fucking sucked. then we started fucking a few times a week.

>>686994403
>>686995079
truth

>>687015374
GF is asian and hers is about 7" back. Luckily I'm 7.5" so it works out great.

>>687015828
i really suggest you look up gaslighting and employ that to no end to get what you want. make sure your wife sees you flirting with other women and make not so subtle hints that you can't help it because you're always horny and she's not taking care of you.

it will work like a charm. women only want what other women have, and that will be your attention and fuckeyes.

rent a hooker

and do it while you're still young. I did, and it felt great, but now that I'm older and fatter it's not as much fun

>>687023664
agreed. when you're young and in shape it's easier to forget they are pretending to like you.

>>686990226
>What's it like to cum inside a pussy?
It feels like 18 years of child support.

>>686993726
Shit, I make one out of a rolled up towel, a latex glove, and conditioner. Works great

>>687023792
exactly

>>686990226
really over rated. sex is rewarding because ofthe journey you maketo get laid not for the sex itself.start working on your personality. talk to everyone at first boys girls doesnt matter. eventually youlll find yourself at a party and some half ugly slut will think ur cool

>>686990226
It's aight. To me it feels better if she finishes the job, but if you just fuck the shit out of her then it's like 7/10 so many other muscles are going at the same time that it dampens the orgasm a bit

>>686990226

It's even better when she says "- come, come inside me."

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>>686990226
its a great feeling that last 30 seconds if most, than you are in bed with a girl, which is never quite a good thing

>>687025459 true words

>>687025459
While that's nice, I once was railing a girl doggie and was trying to get her to say come in my pussy... I said.. where do you want my cum... I blew the hardest load women she said... cum in my pu..mouth, cum in my mouth. I pulled out and she sucked out my cum. Amazing.

>>687004748

the fuck are you talking about?