Things you do that you're pretty sure everyone else does too
>basically never wash legs in shower, gravity does that
I twist my beard into little beard twisties and then uncurl them because it's feels oddly weird.
Pick the lint between your toes
I always buy a supply of toothbrushes i can chew on in my free time.
I just like the texture of the brush and plastic you know? I kinda lick it like a lollipop if i have to focus on something in that moment.
>>686978483
Masturbate daily
>>686979035
And you think everyone does that?
I like to pull my ass cheeks apart in the shower while the water is running down my back and fart. The CO2 and H2O mixture makes the farts smell way worse. Often gag from the smell, one time actually puked.
>>686979300
Yah
Of course not a supply but everyone chews on their toothbrush every now and then
>>686978483
I look at every ass is in front of me no matter female or male. Not as sexual thing, it's just a reflex.
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>>686979486
Nigga wat
Fuck ur mom
ooo got u good anon
>>686979486
So you're telling me that you actually puked in your fucking shower by farting intentionally
I like to put my fingers between my toes it feels awesome and so satisfying.
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>>686978483
I shit on paper towels. Then I mold little race cars out of my shit. Usually I'm watching a movie while doing it
>>686979486
i used to do that, but i don't fart anymore. like a few times a month, i hate it.
>>686979544
same, anon
subtly joke about something I saw on /b/ then immediately feel like a faggot
>>686979486
and then there is this faggot
>>686979789
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>>686979486
i never know where to put my boogers. I wipe them under every surface in my house like under tables for example
Smell my cum after I masterbait
>>686979486
I say its the hot water temp that makes farts extra potent
>>686978483
the fucktardiness of kylee raiden the ugly little fat cunt meatball shaped manipulative slut is what lt has to do with. The little slut was engaged to a man and cheating on him. Who then decided to try to fuck the guy who she was cheating on her fiancé's bestfriend who was in a happy and loving relationship with his girl. Moral of the story i sincerely hope she dies in a car accident soon.....
Whenever someone jokingly insults me I still take it seriously.
unless I'm drunk/high.
Put my hand down the front of my pants and then sniff my fingers to enjoy my own man musk
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>>686979789
Procrastinate
Stand and wipe
>>686979966
Put the brownie mix into the bowl before the water
>>686980198
>doesn't taste it
Faggot.
>>686980533
Wouldn't that smear around the poopoo rather than wipe it off?
>>686979526
no.
>>686980533
Same
>>686979526
kek nope
>>686980397
yeah, thats pretty normal. I wouldn't say i enjoy it, its just an interesting smell.
>>686979544
Not alone brother
>>686980790
Do you walk around smelling like poop as well?
I play with my dick when I'm alone. Not with any sexual intent. Just because its there. I always keep one hand on it and just subconsciously fiddle.
In cases of unexpected fap I ejaculate on my hand lick the cum off. It gets the job done
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>>686980630
lol people are weird
>>686979035
fucking weeb
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>>686978483
I stinkpalm people at least a couple of times a day at work. I only do it to "superiors", feels good.
>>686981113
You sir are not alone
Quite often piss out the window
usually i just shit in the shower because it saves water and goes down the drain anyway, i just scrub a little more after i do.
>>686981655
Haha that must be so funny
Source please op
>>686981113
You're not alone at all.
>>686981756
I used to do this when I was like 16
>>686981922
I've never understood that.
You do know it clogs the drain?
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>>686982115
well sometimes i have to step on it, but usually when it's like taco bell night it goes down quite easy...
>>686981932
10+ years of full time employment, it's a small victory.
>>686981922
You're literally autistic if you actually do this
>>686979486
holy fuck someone else does this
I totally understand that
>>686979072
fucking pervert, nobody does that!!
i use nail clippers on my calloused feet to cut big chunks of skin off
>>686982345
how does saving water make me autistic??
>>686980397
guilty
>>686980519
same
When wiping, when I feel clean, I always look at the paper to see if I am really clean. I assume everyone does.
wiping my ass with paper towel has changed my life
>>686982552
How does not understanding that we are thoroughly disgusted by it make you a normie?
>>686979486
samefag
>>686982583
How else?
>>686982493
Nail scissors, but similar
When i listen to music when im alone, i do stupid shit