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ok /b/, i need a quick, relatively painless, and cheap way to kill myself. pic unrelated.
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>>686963918

buy some shoes, go outside, jump off a building, or drink alcohol untill you die from it. or do both at the same time. go to a building you want to jump off, and drunk untill you fall off
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>>686964198

or live, for what it's worth.
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>>686964198
i would suggest that too, get a lot of booze drink it all out and jump
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Oh sweet, a fap thread! Dumping in a sec!
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>>686963918
Use a gun. Quick, painless, and cheap. If that isn't for you, go for a hanging, its faster than you think and also very cheap. All that jumping off a building crap is way too "look at me I'm emo" Don't go for that bullshit, don't make a scene
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>>686964689
>not at least seeing if you can somehow magically fly before killing yourself
Worth a shot, nigger.
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>>686964689
i agree, don't make other people's day bad because you don't want to live, try to do it quietly in your home, maybe an overdose from some pills?
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>>686965009
pills fail most of the time
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>>686965009
you could jump at night tho..

but maybe you shouldnt
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Jump
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>>686963918
put a bag over your head, fill it with helium
>painless
>odorless
>cheap
it's how sweden does legal assisted suicide
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>>686965093
Who is she?
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>>686965588
yeah, helium mask is best way but you need to do it properly to kill yourself and not just have a terrible headache later. On the side note, don't kill yourself, live on, no matter how hard it is, you can change it, just do one step at a time, /b/ro. If you do kill yourself, live stream it.
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>>686965636
idk, saved it from some /b/ro, I guess you could find it on the internet, never looked for it. Got this one and one more of her.
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>>686965636
here's the third one
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money doesn't matter when you're about to an hero
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>>686966528
Actually, funny how other /b/ro said he will dump fap material and I am dumping all these pictures. kek
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>>686968424
this is what it is worth living for
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>>686963918
Time to post porn
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ
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>>686963918
jump nigga. it's free
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>>686963918
>cheap way to kill myself
fuck off, you idiot
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>>686966124
post pls
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>>686968424
gaawdddaaayummm dem toootieaaaas

post MOAR!
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>>686969725
it is right here
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checked
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>>686965978

sauce?
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>>686969936
it's the only one I got, sorry, /b/ro
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>>686970210
I wish I had...
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>>686970251
that makes me a very sad panda.

thanks anyway b/ro
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>>686970475
cool, thanks
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>>686970629
No problemo. When I saw that, my autsm sparked. I knew I saw that somewhere before.
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kek
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>>686963918
If you really are gonna do it, make your time still alive worth it. Go steal some shit, go break into some places, go have some fun. After its over, gun to the head before the cops show up.
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I've always thought that if I was going to kill myself I'd do something massive just before. Choose a person you hate and kill them or go anti-feminist on some girl you want to fuck etc. Bonus points for streaming
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>>686969328
DO A FLIP!
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>>686971967
Don't plan on killing myself but thanks for the protip. Good to know.
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>>686972675
those are some nice tits
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every last futurama is glorious bread
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alright, guys, I'm bored posting, hope you enjoy these
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>>686963918
can you rob some banks first and send me money. You can kill yourself after or get shot to death
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>>686965489
Is it really PAINLESS?!?!
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Where do i get cyanide?
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