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>>686961468
there, this'll do.

>>686961687
:( can /b help for real?

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>>686961468
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>686962661
Yawn.

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there you go

>>686962866
Top kek

>>686962661
s-sory bro. i-i didn't mean nothing bad :(

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>>686962002

>>686962866
Jesus Christ it looks like an n64 glitch

>>686963175
Now plz deliver

>>686963175
timestamp anyone can find a pair or brown titties nowadays with google

>>686963175
tits with timestamp newfag

>>686963175
You forgot the timestamp, summerfagg

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>>686961468
Not a good angle to fix

>>686964586
Thanks :) I like it, still.. My nose bothers me a little bit

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Maybe this one will me easier

>>686965244

You're already pretty and this pic is nice. Use this one

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>>686964936
Is this better?

>>686965244
>>686961468
Doesn't look like the same person.

But you don't need a photoshop, you are pretty.

>>686965437
Aww thanks :)
>>686965536
That's perfect :) thanks a lot

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>>686962866

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>>686965244

>>686961468
Ahh the old taking the photo from the side of the head to hide the fat trick.

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>>686965536
>>686965836

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>>686965244
I love green hair.

>>686966914
All that needs is a load of cum over the jokers face and wallah ready for the resume.

>>686961468
You are already attractive.

No changes needed.

Not possible, OP. Just tell people you're a dude

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>>686961468
less a question of "can" than "will"

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>>686965244
You look like scarlett johanson.
Not joking

>>686961468
Better be applying to be a pornstar.
>Cock tribute thread go

>>686967271
Thanks :) I've had a (stupid) problem with my nose ever since I was a child

>>686967808
Lol no, Thats why I'm studying ;)

>>686967849
>>686962866

but somebody already took care of that

>>686962661
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>686966505
I gotta admit, there's some truth in your statement, women tricks you know

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>>686970185

>>686965836
>That's perfect :) thanks a lot
fucking fake shit.
bet you're going to use this at some online dating sites.

>>686971322
Nah, it's a small pic that goes in my resume, so by making it smaller the digital details aren't noticeable, I already tried it

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>>686961468
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!

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