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Why else thought danys speech was cringy as fuck?
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I don't watch it. I'm only interested in ruining it for the people who do
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>>686953847
Just you I think, it was basically the same the Kahl Drogo said and it was awesome then, but he was awesome... I miss Drogo, hope he makes an appearance.
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>>686953847
>>686954008
I was actually going to say only you and the other faggots who watch the show only to be haters. Guess I should of gone with that.
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this is why anime is better
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>She didnt mention raping westerosi women

Wow, way to honor your dead husband, bitch
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Nah I love when she goes haam in Dothraki. There's a lot of passion. Didn't think it was cringey.
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>>686954172
fokin triggered
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You've only realized it now?

I fucking hate this pretentious actor since Day 1.
Natalie Dormer as well.
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>>686953847
watch Vikings, not that gay, bullshit, HBO retarded liberal propaganda, incest, faggotry that is GOT
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>>686953847
Daenerys is not worthy of being a ruler when her entire goal is to destroy Westeros, rape the women and replace their culture by force.

Where is Stannis when you need him?
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>>686954148

>of
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>>686954008

GRRM here, Arya will die in episode 10.
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>>686954558
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
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>>686954486

>not that gay
>filled with edgy emo/goth looking actors
>who's playing the sterotypical psychotic villains / punkass brother
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>>686953847
I think the speech was nice

DANNY IS THE BEST
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>>686953847
Feminist/liberal propaganda. Oppressed blacks/females are the heroes while white males are the evil bad guys.

Done with that shit.
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The whole episode was shit apart from Benjen
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>>686954289
They wont rape and pillage with dany in charge you, sigh
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>>686954490
Daenerys goal is to rape the woman? Are we watching the same show??
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Sick of her storyline altogether. Starting to think they're just killing time with her and everyone just gets chased out of westeros to their new "queen in the east"
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>>686954755
Did you watch season 1?
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>>686954701
The hero of the show is a white male. JON FOOKIN SNOW YA CUNT
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>>686954490
He got rekt by 20 good men
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Jon Snow beats Ramsey but keeps him prisoner. Ramsy kills Rickon with an arrow. Benjen fucks off back beyond the wall after he drops Bran off.
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>>686953847
I just don't like her in general, doesn't matter how hot she is.
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>>686954490
Dead brah, killed be the austism she devil words words rabble rabble
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>>686954883
You talking about the part where she rescued all the woman from being raped? Yeah

So her husband said some shit, like she wouldn't stop it from happening again
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>>686954490

Tyrion will the Targaryen that will rule over the kingdom at the end
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>>686953847
Who gives a shit if it was cringey or not. It's game of thrones. It's going to suck shit through a crazy straw regardless of who says what. George R.R. Martin is a 2dimentional hack writer. And this entire pile of steaming shit he calls a saga needed to end after page 2.

He has no clue where he is going with his story, so he kills every person doing anything interesting, so he is allowed to ignore complex character arcs, in favor of starting over and hoping he can get it right the next time around.

I lost a year reading the first 5 books, and at the end of book 5 and he STILL didn't have a direction and the dragon whore was basically sitting there with her thumb up her ass, I vowed, that if I ever met that fat fuck in person I was going to beat that year out of him with his own laptop.
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>>686954702

Benjen / Coldhands reveal was... lackluster
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>>686954490
He was to busy killing his daughter and fucking a 900 year old women

>Not choosing Daenerys
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>>686955294
Yeah we know... It's been literally 20 years since benjen went over the wall. And we just got closure on that.
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>>686954702
well considering episode 5 was one of the best of the show so far..
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Damn missed quints boys
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>>686955294

You spent a year reading 5 books?
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If we are going by gilly's baby being 6-8 months old since season 3 how the fuck does anything else make sense time wise
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>>686953847
This whole season is cringy as fuck.
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>>686953847
If dubs delete pics without posting
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>>686955294
yeah, but at least the show is better than the books
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man I hope this cuck fag dies brutally
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>>686955635
Probably spent most of the year waiting on book 5 to come out to be fair, but not everyone can read none too good
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>>686955294
the books will not be finished anyway, why bother reading them?
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>>686955635
It's close to 7000 pages, plus I only have time to read when I take a shit, or on my days off. So yes, it took me a while to read them.
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>>686954504
have, sorry for not proofreading, pretentious faggot.
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When daynary die
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>>686955949
He was fucked from the day Tywin died. Zero backbone
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>>686953847
the entire series is cringey as fuck
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>>686956081
Well that's a fucked point of view. Why bother doing anything.
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>>686955949

this fucking faggot is more annoying than his brother and i dont actually find joffrey annoying at all

ramsey was the one that triggers me the way others felt on joffrey
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the real reason we're all upset with that last episode is because Margaery didn't make the walk
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>>686954486
>Watch Vikings
That shit is the best thing to come out the History channel in years and that isn't saying much. It's good but that crap is PG compared to how vikings really went about their business. I'll watch it when I can see them rape and massacre a small village with full nudity every episode
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>>686955945

do you even read the books?
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>>686955764
>>686956326
>being this much of a faggot
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>>686954431
Actress, let's not start being PC here
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>>686954490
shes not gonna rule, shes gonna give jon an army to rule. shell be like a general. they even foreshadowed the episode. "youre not meant to rule anything, youre a conqueror"
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>>686956349
there is a tv show with the same story that will be finished and plus it will take you a lot less time to watch it than read all those books than will not even get finished
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>>686953847
I've never liked her character.
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>>686956477
So you don't think this seasons is much less well written and has lost the feel of the previous seasons?
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>>686956510
That's not being PC is just the technically correct word lol
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>>686956510

the irony
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>>686955949
Same.
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>>686956473
no, but /lit/ says fat george is a shitty writer anyway
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>>686954962
because benjen can't cross the wall anymore. he was saved from being an undead slave, but what they did to him keeps him from passing the wall.
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>>686956654
It's an entire different medium. Obviously you don't read, but there are a lot of books made into movies that are quite a bit different, even better in some aspects.
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>>686956758
i think this season is very good and at last we see some progress to the main story
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>>686956839
oh the ironing
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I hope the rest of the season is practical men of house Umber doing practical shit to survive this fucking winter.
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>>686956081
I'll timeline it out for you. I bought the first book in an airport, when my flight to Germany was delayed for 6 hours. I had nothing better to do. I read the book on and off over the course of the 2 week trip (meetings with higher ups that have a language barrier take a lot of time) By the end of the book when they killed Ned, I figured, OK, now I need to know how this shit ends. And since I'd read they were making it a TV show, it had to be good.

I bought the remaining 3 available books when I got home, and was progressively more and more irritated, and angered at Marten. By the time book 5 came out, I had read some reviews, and it said it was the best of the 5, so I gave it a shot. By the end of that book, I was so pissed, that all I could do was throw the book out a window. I really hope he gets dragged behind a truck, down a dirt road somewhere where no one will ever find his body.
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>>686955949
He got rekt, margaery's calling the shots now
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>>686956993
I heard this too, but what of Brans mark? You think that will be bad news?
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>>686953847
yup
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>>686957342
why so pissed with the fat guy?
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>>686957282
winter isnt coming for another 8 seasons.
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>>686955945
You mean you don't like him dedicating ten pages to detail EVERY LAST FUCKING DISH served at every meal?

Obvious fat fuck writer is obvious
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not as cringy as watching the show
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>>686957064
I've never read a book other than GoT, that wasn't better than any film adaptation made of it. And the only reason THAT is, is because I refuse to watch GoT all together.
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>>686957866
Book wanker/edgy faggot confirmed
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>>686957570
Bran's mark will be Night King's free pass through the Wall into the world of Men if Bran passes it, like what happened to the 3eyed Raven's cave.
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>>686957686
See
>>686955294

All of my reasons are spelled out right there.
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>>686956947
He's Just written himself into a corner. His actual writing and character growth is pretty good. Takes you into this world with all these invented phrases and ways of speech, you just kind of fall into it.
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>>686955949
This kid fucking sucks.
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>>686957570
nah. I feel like it's a one and done thing. benjen will get him back across the wall where hell take up post in the north somewhere. from how the shows going, Jon will put back together winter fells heart tree yard and it'll be from there.
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>>686957866
cringe
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people who read the books? how much the show differs from the books?
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>>686958016
Actually no I'm wrong. The Jason Bourne trilogy was better as a film than as books. That is the only time I can recall this being the case.
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>>686957866
Well I haven't read every book so I didn't want to assume, but that was kind of my point.
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>>686958016
>>686958123
cringy sheeple detected.
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>>686958025
doubt it. they know dragon glass kills those fucks. it only allows the hand full of white walkers with him to get passed, they'd be shut down pretty quickly without their army.

the white walkers will probably just smash the wall down.
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>>686958275
Not a whole shit load at first, but more and more as it goes on
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>>686953847
I've watched the first season and half of the second season and I can't watch any more because I cringed inside-out every time Daenerys spoke. Jesus fuck she has no power but talks like she's god's gift, it was so irritating and cringey.
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>>686956645

Jon will never rule the King's Landing, let alone Westeros or the Seven Kingdom

Tyrion will rule. He is a Targaryen.

Both Dany and Jon are the promised Prince, Azor Ahai is not a single person.

There are many that fits the propechy, fewer that actually comes close, even less that becomes briefly UNTIL the last standing truly become Azor Ahai.

Dany was the one, but she will give her life to Ser Jorah, making him the next candidate.

Snow is always destined to the North, he will protect the North and lead the fight against the Walkers, with Bran. But the Night's King, who is also a Bran, will have a surprise attack and turn Snow as his successor.

Snow will lead the Walkers march.

Ser Jorah with his burning stone hand and flaming sword will fight Jon Snow. Both are Azor Ahai, in a sense.

There is more than three Dragons, there is another egg tossed in the sea by Euron Greyjoy.

Everything that has happened so far and the upcoming events are set into motion by Bran, triggered from 8000 years ago, when he mentored Bran the Builder to build the Wall, Winterfell, using the ancient woods beyond the wall, which triggered the Children of the Forest to turn that Bran into the Night's King, which will abuse his Seer skill.

Ned Stark knows about his son Bran, that is why he named him Bran.
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>>686954558
hopefully, god damn that girl is ugly, shes getting worse
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>>686958306
Neither have I. But with every book I have read that got turned into a movie, the only time I thought the movie was better were the original 3 Bourne films.

The absolute worst film adaptation of a book I've ever seen was Starship Troopers. Compared to the book, that movies was fucking awful!
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>>686957866

edgy pretentious fuck spotted

calling the books "GoT" instead of ASOIAF

fuck you faggot
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>>686954486
smart to name al lthe things that make game of thrones a better series than vikings
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>>686954942
20 good men is not the name id previously given her, but shes a beast is about right
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>>686958585
>Tyrion
>Targaryen

Tinfoil hats nice and snug?
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LETS JUST GIVE SAM'S PLOT 20+ FUCKING MINUTES OF THIS EPISODE
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>>686958435
They cant just smash it like that, it has CotF magic like the cave.
Only the mark can get them through, maybe if Nigh King passes the wights can climb it.
Also, is there any dragonglass south of the Wall? I think they left/lost it north of it.
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>>686955658
looked closer to 18-24 month to me
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>>686958752
To be fair he said book. And the first book is called a game of thrones. Sooo.. Benefit of the doubt
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GoT will end in the following way:

>dany finally makes it to Westeros in season 16
>flying on drogons back, she gets to kingslanding
>white walkers have taken over westeros, night king sitting on iron throne jerkin off
>dany all like "dat shits mine by right"
>night king wargs his demon white zombies to attack dragons and dragons all die
>night king makes dany a white, and makes her his queen
>series ends with dany sitting on the throne with blue eyes next to white king turning her khalasaar into whites
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>>686958116
Agreed. Sounds pretty cool. The mark bringing the wall down would be fucking dumb.
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>>686958752
I refuse to call those books by the name that fat hack dreamed up for it.

You mad about it?
Yeah, you mad.
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>>686958585
except for the fact that bran starks ancestor, bran the breaker, king of winter fell at the time, is the one that defeated the nights king. aka, the nights king isn't a bran, maybe a stark thoig, he was the thirteenth lord commander of the nights watch.
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the speech would have been much better if she had done it topless
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>>686958585
>Both Dany and Jon are the promised Prince, Azor Ahai is not a single person.
agreed but the dragon has 3 heads

highly doubt all the other things you wrote
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Let's everyone just chill the fuck out and have some Hot Pie
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>>686958903
I thought that was annoying too.
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>>686958294
Been listening to the audiobooks, would have been pretty odd to see Matt Damon slapping Franka about, hes one violent fuck in the books lol
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OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCKLES
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>>686958896

>He's the Mad King's bastard.
>Tywin disowns him because he really isn't his son
>Tyrion looks nothing like the Lannisters
>Tyrion is stunted little bitch because he carried all the Targaryen's inbred genetics, except madness, in fact Tyrion is bloody intelligent
>the Mad King knocked up Tywin's wife
>Tyrion as a child always had a dream of dragons
>this season we see him whisper to the dragons

dude all the clue is right in front of your eyes
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>>686958994
stop making shit up, you have no idea if they can smash it or not, only thing known is that they can't pass the wall because it says so in the book. it's not known if the magic in the wall is Cotf magic, I'm willing to bet it's not BECAUSE they children made the white walkers for war. while man was the target, so I'm willing to bet the magic is targaryen magic (such as the magic they used to make valerian steel, which so happens to kill white walkers, coincidenc? doubt it) or just flat out andal magic.

they have a shit load of Dragon glass south of the wall, they call it obsidian.
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>>686953847
>watching the electric merchant for that walleyed flounder face fas chick and some hohum tiddies
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>>686959687
I think Jason Bourne bought the trademark for "Sociopath" in those books actually lol.
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>>686958294
Some people rate a lot of movies better. Like Jurassic park. They can't get into the technical aspect of it, or get bored or lost and weary.

But having Muldoon driving around piss drunk on whiskey blowing up dinosaurs with a rocket launcher? How could it not be better
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>>686953847
Yep, the whole Dany storyline is complete utter shit
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>>686954558

hope you are right, been hating her dumb face since s1
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>>686955635
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>>686960164
GOD! I want him dead so fucking much!
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>>686958994

>is there any dragonglass south of the Wall

Valyrian steel,and actual dragons

they only need to deal with the Walkers, which is considerably lesser than the hordes of Wights
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>>686953847
the whole show is cringy as fuck
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>>686954040
it was cool when Drogo did it, he was badass and a good actor

This was just some random miracle dragon that came too late to save her in the first place and this retarted scene cost so much they had to kill summer and shaggy

seriously fuck D&D
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>>686960250
Which is why, in my original post, I made it subjective, by saying *I* had never read a book that wasnt better than the movie.

Except of course the Bourne trilogoy, which I did amend.
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>>686960250
Also fight club. And Jaws though it's a bit dated for 'horror' now. That shit was legit when it came out
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>>686954486
Vikings is figuratively the worst show i have ever seen.
It's insanely predictable even though nobody does anything that makes any sense. Just think to yourself, what would be an insanely stupid thing character X could do right now, and character X does it.
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>>686953847
man, it's not even the speech that pissed me off so much. Look at the whole seen and how the Khalassar is only ever like 20 fat dudes on horses that get super hyped up instantly. Like, the speech sucks, but the whole atmosphere is cringy. It's even worse because the bitch only ever talks herself up with like 2 instances of actually doing something

still not as bad as how fat Maisie Williams has gotten jesus fucking christ its bad
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>>686960607
It is generally true though. Movies are cool to sit back and watch but your imagination makes everything better almost always
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>>686960085
CotF made WW but at some point something went wrong since CotF and First Men teamed up to fight the WW and together they built the Wall.
Unless all the is some mythology the humans made up and the real history is different.
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>>686955635
I know people that read a book a month, a book a year, and some that don't read at all. Different strokes for different folks.
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>>686958413
Go marry a pillow, degenerate
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>>686958903
THANK YOU! FINALY SOMEONE POINTS OUT HOW SHITTY THIS EPISODE WAS!!!
BRB AN EPIC DRAGON IN THE LAST 4 MINUTES OF THE EPISODE SAVED IT FROM BEING A SHIT FUCK NIGGER
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>>686958601
How dare you slander our queen teeny virgin bitch
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>>686959982
I've heard all the clues before man. Tywin disowns him because he's a fucking dwarf. If he wasn't a true Lannister and Tywin knew it, he would have drowned him in the sea. Family is the only thing that matters to him.

As do the dragon bit, he grew up reading books while Jamie played with a sword. Of course he's fascinated with dragons. They're everything he isn't. Big and powerful and awesome. I don't see that being significant but I guess we will find out
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>Cringey as fuck
Meh, it was 5/10. Not cringe, but nothing good.

I'm more surprised she pulled a dragon out of her ass. She was the worst part in a overall pretty great episode. I mean "great episode" in the sense that it actually had plot progression and didn't bore me or annoy me.
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>>686959051
That kid would be walking at two years old no fucking way he's 2. He's a year old at the very most.
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>>686961192

HEY GUYS I PLAY CALL OF DUTY 24/7 SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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>>686958585
If you just spoiled the entire remaining series asshole
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>>686960791
And GoT is any better? "O look character X just did something interesting (12 seconds later) Awww Character X just got killed"

That pretty much sums up Marten's entire writing style, do something that MIGHT progress a story arc, and die. No wonder his entire series is a giant quagmire of false starts.
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>>686961357
I knew it was coming when I realized the episode was about to end. Woulda been a bit boring if they were just like "well, carry on to mereen then chaps" and walked off
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>>686961562
That's all theory bro you're good. And it's probably wrong too as he is a faggot idiot
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>>686961562
Tyrion is not a Targaryen.This is bullshit theory only. Rickon dies this season.
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>>686961562
I really hope he did. I hope all your dreams for this giant pile of shit get crushed.
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>>686954008
Being this edgy
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>>686962019
Bit harsh m8
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>>686962019
be careful with all those edges
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>>686961764
Hope so man
>>686961814
But how did he approach the two other dragons?
>>686962019
Eat shit.
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>>686953847
I was too distracted by the fact that she was suddenly on a dragon out of nowhere to listen to the speech. I did think it was funny that everyone just seemed excited to see a dragon though, they probably weren't listening either.
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>>686962305
dude nobody knows what will happen, there are so many theories, some of them have to be confirmed but most of them are false
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>>686961565
>do something that MIGHT progress a story arc, and die.

who can you say fits that line besides ned and robb?
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>>686962152

This much butthurt over someone not liking the same shit you do.
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>>686962533
the martell viper guy
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>>686962559
lmao where did you see the butthurt, i just mentioned that you are too edgy
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>>686962305
He even says it in the episode. Dragons are intelligent. Tyrion reads A LOT. He talks to them, soothes them. They can sense he's not there to hurt them, and they're not looking for dinner which is the whole point of his visit.
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>>686961240

There is no way in hell that mongrel is a virgin.

She looks like the type to get railed by every dude she runs across. Just like Sophie.
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>>686962516
Wait.
I thought the story was complete? Like when I was a toddler and these asshole book readers would spoil Harry Potter before the movie franchise had ended!
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>>686953847
I found it more cringey that earlier she barely had any control of the dragon and now suddenly it's as tame as a submitted horse
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She is such a shit actress

Its obvious she either sucked some dicks or her family has Hollywood ties for that role
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>>686958585
This just got funnier as I kept reading it.
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>>686953847

It's a show about dragon mothers, "warging", zombies, and knights set in some fatguys totally-not-England world with a I-didnt-just-rewrite-the-war-of-the-roses-guys-seriously storyline watched by its-totally-a-mature-drama-because-HBO-tits fandom.

Absolutely everything about it is cringy.
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>>686953847
everytime she tries to show her force and power is cringy.. she just isn't a good fit for the role, but it's too late now
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>>686962305
>why do they let him approach

Dragons are smart as fuck as far as beasts go. Dany even taught them to understand language commands -- who's to say they don't know the gist of what he's saying and have the notion to believe him? What's there to lose he's just a dwarf
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>>686962929
Or maybe she's hiding the fact that she is a kike.
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>>686962533
Drogo, The Viper, That blond behemoth chick (Though to be honest, I don't know if she died or not, the last I read about her she was getting a chunk bitten out of her face)

That's all off the top of my head. I have tried to purge most of that garbage from my memory.
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>>686962756
>>686963125
Got it! Thanks brahs
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>>686953847
I'm just waiting for her dragons to get fucked
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>>686962900
no its not complete, GRRM says he will write 2 more books and all the story from all the other books is already been shown in the series
everything you hear about what will happen is just theory or edgy faggots saying random things to be le ebin trolls, so dont worry about spoilers
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>>686963256
>That blond behemoth chick
who?
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>>686963302
NP anon. You can't really get spoiled too much at this point because the show has veered so much. You can read theories if you want but take them all with a grain of salt
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>>686963660
The female knight. I forget her name. The queen's twin brother gave her a sword, and then some dude stabbed her, and bit a chunk out of her face.
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>>686963660
Brian of tarth
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>>686960827

All Daenerys seems to have done in 6 seasons is to make dramatic speeches to bunches of not-mongols on horses.
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>>686953847

The whole show/book series became super cringy.

It started out as a cool medieval fantasy with knights and intrigue and shit. Now its got dragons zombies and fucking time travel.

I wish GRRM would have foregone all that bullshit and just stuck to realistic people doing realistic stuff in a medieval setting.
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>>686964078
Brienne
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>>686963920
who stabbed her? I think you have it all mixed
she beat the shit out of the Hound (i think she also bit his ear and spit it? and left him for dead but we dont know if he died
the blond chick is alive and well
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>>686962785
I guarantee you she is still a legit virgin, posh english bitch from upper class family, 18 years old. No way she's been fucked yet.
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>>686964330
It's sort of like and epic tale, once it's passed down to modern times it will all have been exaggerated. You can even flip the map upside down and it looks like the UK
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>>686964330
first page of the books and first episode of the series showed white walkers, it was obvious from the start that is is fantasy
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>>686962785

but Sophie is a fucking proud lesbian diva bitch
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>>686964180
She did burn their leaders alive while standing in the fire tho
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>>686960432
This.
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I like Emilia Clarke's acting and Dany is one of my favorite characters.
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>>686953847
It would've been ok if it was the first time she gave it. She's given a similar speech about 5 times so far and always been slapped down.

Frankly this season has been rather boring so far. It's all build up and i'm really worried there won't be much payoff.
White walkers attack - They get away easily, we don't even see hodor die
Army marching on the temple - Not a single drop of blood
Arya - Is about to kill somebody for 3 episodes then doesn't.
John Snuuu - Came back to life, moped around
Sansa - Blah blah winterfell blah blah
samwise gamgee, sorry samwell tarly - Went home, got shouted at.
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>>686964514
See, in the book the hound died of a gut wound. And the dude with filed teeth took his helmet. HE stabbed her in the book, and bit a chunk of her face off. It also wasn't depicted, but heavily implied, that she was gonna get raped too.
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>>686964745

Books makes it out (and still does even in book 5) to be that the "others" are tall attractive humans that live in the north. So no only in the show are they ice zombies.

But yeah you're right it is in the first ep then not again until like season 3.
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>>686962900

Are you fucking kidding me? The last HP book was written only a couple years BEFORE the last film.

2007 - 2010/11

If you were such a fan of HP, by Azkaban you should already be reading the actual books.
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>>686965046
>died of a gut wound
keep thinking that. the travelling sparrow only said that "the hound died beneath the tree that day", some implying that means he sought forgiveness and will be the one to kill sir Robert strong in the books.
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>>686956448
lmao Vikings raids was very rare, they just traded goods and farmed. Ships aren't cheap you know, they had to chop planks with axes because they didn't have advanced tools, and a saw would ruin the ship plank's friction against the water
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>>686965046

the Hound is not dead, Cleganebowl is imminent

the Hound will come back this season
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>>686965046
Well we only hear that he died from someone else. It's not depicted. So like the show it is ambiguous
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>>686961565
you're really exaggerating and cherry picking, i wasnt, you know this
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>>686965846
in the book he's the grumpy fucker digging behind the inname when Brianne is getting her face gnawed off, gaurantee it.

don't see why else they would mention that fucker
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>>686954148
>should of
It's "should've," you retarded faggot. As in "should have." Can you not even comprehend basic middle-school level English?
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>>686965781
Again to the guy who is scared of spoilers this is theory. A solid one though
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>>686966044
behind the inn* stupid fuck phone.
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>>686965781
lets hope
maybe the sparrows found him and saved him and he will be their champion to fight zombie-mountain in cersei's trial by combat
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>>686966044
Yeah I agree it is. Just it's never out right said. And he was with the faith right? So basically the theory is he will be the faiths champion against his brother
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>>686966220
it says the travelling sparrow found him in the book.
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god this show is becoming real cancer....
ep.6 made me fucking hate GoT for the first time ...
they showed all the irrelevant storys for what ?
where is the murdering the betraying and all the bad shit they used to do ?
fucking jews and transfeminazis
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>>686966254
I'd fuck her
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>>686966333
nice, I hope at least one of my theories comes true
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>>686966288
yeah. and he hates his brother with a passion, and knows how he fights/how to out maneuver him. Robert strong gonna get rekt m8.
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>>686966508
right in her dirty wildling butthole
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>>686966463
The violence is probably too "problematic"
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>>686966333
wasn't the hound given a new name or title? i thought i heard it before but can't remember it
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>>686953847
I've been skipping dany's scenes since season 3 so I wouldn't know
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>>686966463
what irrelevant stories? even sam's story was relevant since he got the valyrian steel sword that can kill WW (it could be shorter though, I'll give you that)
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>>686966170
Probably because Marten is the master of The Inane. Fucker will fill 9 pages with the description of an ancient road, like it's one of the most important parts of a chapter, then do nothing with it. If he can find a way to fling filler around, he will.
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>>686966463
C'mon, they just literally murdered the dothraki patriarchy!
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>>686965012

>It's all build up and i'm really worried there won't be much payoff.

they already mentioned it, this season will feature the biggest battle yet

but it's the one from the past

it will the Robert's rebellion and the fall of the Mad King

we've already seen the glimpse of it on Sunday's EP 6, Bran's vision
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>>686953847
i just read through this entire stupid thread and am SHOCKED no one's bitching about Arya's stupid storyline. Oh cool she's in assassin school and the suddenly, "NAH"
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>>686955121
She rescued like 5 women from being raped after they had already been raped dozens of times. Did you watch season 1? The Dothraki rape. All armies rape. The dothraki rape more. She can forbid it all she wants, shes still going to incur mass rapes. And murders, and lootings, likely entire cities will be sacked at least partially, thousands of innocents will die from the fall out, or the cruelty of her army. And for what? "Birth right?" Not a valid reason to see tens of thousands die. And shes not even a very competent leader as is, shes naive, brutal, inconstant and inconsistent. Shes possibly got the Targ madness--more emphasized in the books-- shes awful. Better than the kings landing gang though.
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>>686966729
I don't believe s? I don't remember one if he was. he was last seen dying beneath the tree, later the travelling sparrow talks about coming across the hound when he was still alive. all he says is "the hound died beneath the tree that day". some saying he just meant that he she'd himself of being the hound and went with the sparrows, being that he was coming around to being a better man anyways.
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>>686956109

>needs to proofread to not confuse "of" and "have"
>being this retarded
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>>686966463
Well they're working with what GRRM gave them. I fell asleep reading the 4th book, but they've managed to make it interesting.
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>>686954490
>Where is Stannis when you need him?

He's tied up in a shack and playing checkers with Podrick.
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>>686966651
Soundly rekt. Which makes me wonder about cersei's fate
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>>686966893
fuckin this.... !!!
i hate this midget bitch and her voice
most of all when they immitate the " middle eastern " language which makes me cringe so bad that i want to punch the monitor..
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>>686953847
Nice to find your post.
I thought I was the only one.
Shit was cringy as a motherfucker.
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Mad King constantly shouting "burn them all" doesn't imply he somehow got mad like Hodor and he actually wanted to burn the White Walkers with wildfire to save Westeros?
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>>686953847

Wasn't cringy. She's on a dragon psyching her troops up to conquer a fucking continent. What did you want? her to be all cool and ironic and disinterested you fucking hipster scum?


mace tyrell's speech was cringy, and it was supposed to be. even jamie cringed
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>>686966956
I hate this storyline so much, it's just hours of her training and then suddenly she decides to quit
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>>686967024
You forgot to mention indecisive, and obtuse.
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>>686966729
Not specifically. But people are pretty sure the guy they call Gravedigger is the hound so that's probably what you're thinking of. He digs graves for the faith and it's widely believed he is the hound
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>>686967238
the stupid cunt will go on the run. I have a feeling that she'll be killed by her brother in the books, he's really sick of her shit there.

honestly from how the books read, Jaime is turning into an ok dude.
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>>686966220

Ian McShane hasn't appeared yet

he's the ex-priest that brought the Hound back

Sam and Gilly would probably be the one finding him, as they escaped the Tully's castle and fled the South, as the band is in the south

We'll see the Hound there
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>>686967338
Maybe bran goes back in time and is like "oh this must be where he burns them all" and the mad king hears the voices in his head and he's goes "what, burn them all? Okay!"

And brans like fuuuu
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>>686966463
Basically, television writers think they can write better than GRRM. If he wrote faster, this wouldn't have been an issue.
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>>686967380
Here's hoping she get ignoble death and no one ever finds out what happened to her.
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>>686953847
All her scenes have been cringy this season.
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>>686967541
Agreed. I always thought he was gonna say fuck her and the family, be a good guy and go after brienne
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>>686967380
Like I keep saying. Marten doesn't know how to finish a story arc. She will probably die soon, just because he doesn't know what to do with her anymore.
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